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Planning a trip to Germany? Don’t bring your sense of humor, then.

Humorless German Customs Officials Seize Fake Canned Unicorn Meat

The best part is, there’s no meat in the can, just a stuffed toy animal.

Unicorn meat is good shit. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. “Love” tastes just like bacon, only happier.