Another awesomely derpy line:

People only like him when they can forget the reality of who he is and what he has done.

Is he saying that people deliberately forget who Obama is and what he’s done, in order to like him? Why the fuck would people do that? How strange is your head that you’d think this makes any kind of fucking sense at all?

How can anybody write a sentence like this without breaking down in tears at their own massive failure?