re: #183 Pie-onist Overlord
Get the Magic Jinn, that should certainly weird them out.
One year, for my birthday, my inlaws gave me one of those cards that plays music. In this case, it was a bunch of cats meowing the happy birthday song.
Our cats were so confused by this. Whenever I played it, one would come and start looking for the cats, meowing back at them.
I still have it somewhere.