Right. Because that’s how it works. If you elect a gay person, literally everybody becomes gay. Just, gay, right there. Men, women, children, babies, pets, trees. Everybody, just gay gay gay all day. The whole nation. Gay.

Weird that it doesn’t work the other way though. https://t.co/h8WWzqtAJY

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 18, 2019