re: #188 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Mrs. Fish castigated me the other day because she said an engagement ring is supposed to cost 2 months’ salary. I looked at her like she had horns growing out of her head. Honey, I love you, and you’re totally worth it, but 2 months’ salary, even at the time we got engaged, is a big enough ring for people to murder you over. I’m just protecting you, honest, I promise.///

Only 2????????????

I remember the DeBeers commercials that said it’s supposed to cost 4 months of salary…