re: #193 thedopefishlives

Last year, my wife filled an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and packed it in my lunch. She thought I would notice. I never said anything because I thought it was just a mint Oreo. Those are a thing, honey, so while it was a great prank, exactly how was I supposed to tell?

Your wife packs your lunch? What are you, 5? Pack your own fucking lunch.