Well, as an Army Officer, I can tell you that the first thing I do in the morning is check my fax for the nightly orders from ‘Teh JOOS’ and then the twitter page from Rush so that I know what to think for the day. Then I look for liberals and white Christians to victimize in the name of the Emerro and the Global Oil Kabbal. For lunch, I like to go down the Halliburton controlled chow hall and ingest hormone made beef with the mind control drugs.

In the afternoon, I like to drink coffee picked by slaves and passed through the digestive systems of endangered monkeys who are force fed a diet of cocaine and coffee beans, but that’s a personal preference.