re: #193 Creeping Eruption

Actually, some of my neighbors told me after I bought my house that the previous owners had a little rocky patch in their marriage and one day the husband came home to find all of his stuff strewn across the front lawn. Apparently he had been screwing the secretary or something. Long memories in my neighborhood.

When I was seven or eight, I saw Mrs. Case next door dancing and singing around Mr. Case’s beloved Cadillac with a hammer, smashing all the lights. For about two seconds. Then Mom yanked my arm out of its socket and closed the door.

;)