re: #192 SanFranciscoZionist

Have you considered that God might be completely fascinated by it? Or that God might just keep giving Phelps opportunities to repent, in ongoing amazement at the man’s ability to keep going?

“PETER! Bring me the Red Telephone!”

*Picks up phone, which is a direct line to the Archangel Michael*

“Mike? Fred Phelps. Smite him!”

*Hangs up*

“But sir, if Michael smites him, he will be here in twenty minutes.”

*Yanks up phone* “MIKE! CANCEL THAT LAST ORDER!”