The train
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

came out of the long border tunnel
Well, ok, border tunnel might be alright, but “long border tunnel?” Isn’t that sorta like calling her a slut?

— and there was the snow country. The night had turned white.
Duh, of course there was white, well unless you have some kind of weird medical condition….

— Yasunari Kawabata, Snow Country

/Beautiful words/mind in the gutter, sorry folks.