re: #269 Lord Of The Pies

HURR HURR OBAMAPHONES!!! WHY CAN’T THEY USE TEH PAY PHONES!!!! WHY THEY HAVE TEH IPHONE I CAN’T AFFORD!!!!!

They absolutely will not believe that all those commercials you see for Assurance Wireless and…what’s the other one?…that’s what they’re talking about. And they don’t get iPhones for damn sure—cheap throwaway feature phones.

Also, they should be called Bushphones.