re: #295 wrenchwench

It will take me four years to grow my hair back to the length where strangers would feel OK about informing me of Locks of Love. I still have some cut-off braids. I’m keeping them! Only emergency personnel can make my hair decisions for me.

The shortest I am allowed to have my hair is past shoulder-length.

Or else he cuts his and I has a sad.

It is mutually assured hair destruction.