re: #295 Floral Giraffe

Pointing and laughing does wonders for a lady’s ego.
The guys? Not so much!
Giggling might have the same effect!

It’s not exactly fathomable that there’s a guy in the world who can remember standing in the Wang Assignment line and telling the clerk, “uhm, yes. I’ll take the extra-small model, please.”

Oh, who am I kidding. There are people on Craigslist offering $200/hr for someone to fart in their hair while they jerk off in an astronaut suit as Willie Nelson’s “Blackjack County Chain” is played backwards in the background. Anything is possible.