re: #300 Cato the Elder

I’m pretty sure the wildlife will eventually figure it out. That has to be the lamest NIMBY line in the book.

One bird to another

“Have you seen Doug around lately”
“No,, didn’t you hear? He flew into this giant spinny thing and it cut off his head”
“ReallY,, gee ,, what should we do”
“Well ,, I plan on staying clear of giant spinny things!”