re: #296 subsailor68

Dear Mr. Kragar:

As I’m sure you’re aware, the fine for using salt is $1000 per incident. You are hereby directed to submit a signed, notarized list of precisely how many french fries were in that particular order. You shall also be required to submit a check for the total amount. That is, take the number of fries in the order and multiply that by $1000. Oh, and there’s a 24% surcharge for using Seasoned Salt.

Yours in ever-expanding bureaucracy,
Smedley Dunce-Fimble
Director of Stupid Shit for the State of New York

According to paragraph 5, subsection 132g of appendix K of the Offical New York guide to dietary requirements, my french fries are exempt because you’re all full of shit.

Sincerely,
Kragar
God Emperor of Kragaristan