re: #307 sattv4u2

One bird to another

“Have you seen Doug around lately”
“No,, didn’t you hear? He flew into this giant spinny thing and it cut off his head”
“ReallY,, gee ,, what should we do”
“Well ,, I plan on staying clear of giant spinny things!”

My mom had a loose parakeet that flew into a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan batted it into a wall. It was fine. But that’s why it’s funny.