re: #310 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

According to paragraph 5, subsection 132g of appendix K of the Offical New York guide to dietary requirements, my french fries are exempt because you’re all full of shit.

Sincerely,
Kragar
God Emperor of Kragaristan

Dear Mr. Kragar:

It has come to my attention that, while you’re correct about your diplomatic status and the subsection you cited in your letter does exempt you from the salt fines, I do notice you have over 17,000 parking tickets from areas in and around the U.N. building. Any chance of collecting any of that?

Best wishes for continued success in diplomatic arrogance,
Smedley Dunce-Fimble
Director of Trying to Collect Freakin’ Parking Fines from Diplomats for the State of New York.