re: #323 Cannadian Club Akbar

How many 3 cent stamp are in a dozen?

Green!

Roger Staubach was sacked hard once, got up and staggered toward the wrong bench. The Cowboys medical staff ran after him and drug him back to their bench. They sat him down and the head trainer held up three fingers.

How many fingers do I have up, Roger?

Staubach confidently answered “Green!”

Oh, boy. I think you need to sit for a little while, Roger.