re: #29 SanFranciscoZionist

My father once had a teaching job at a Christian college. They made him sign a rather remarkable document in which he not only promised not to have gay sex (not a difficult one for my dad), he also had to promise not to practice witchcraft.

Now, my dad had gotten into his mid-twenties at this point without ever having been tempted to practice witchcraft, but once they told him he couldn’t…well.

He still laughs over that contract.

Practice witchcraft? I don’t need to practice, its muscle memory by this point.