re: #326 realwest

Uh, don’t y’all go giving up you day job there my freind! They didn’t EAT the nirth certificate, it was captured by Chinese Communists who took it down into a littoral waters deisel operated submarine, which the monkeys then steered the sub into the sonar array and when the Chinese opened the hatch, the Monkey’s retrieved it, only to be shot at long range (with tranquilizer darts, tranquilizer darts by SEAL Snipers on the McCain) while other SEALS stole the Nirth Certificate and gave it to the captain of the USS McCain!
And then his dog ate it.
The end.

But what you’re missing is that the monkeys are in cahoots with Obama… they eated the cert to keep it from being captured by teh evul McCain……sheesh