re: #343 negativ

As you know, Barack Obama is teaming up with Lex Luthor, and they plan to subject themselves to socialist science experiments being conducted with the LCH at CERN, so that they can shoot kryptonite beams out of their eyeballs and thereby defeat Superman and Glen Beck.

Impossible. Lex Luthor is a capitalist, and we all know that Obama is a socialist. Luthor hates Obama because Obama is planning to raise his taxes. So Lex Luthor is bankrolling Sarah Palin, figuring that she’s dumb enough to control.

/Eat your heart out, Alex Jones.