re: #289 HoosierHoops

Ok Lizards..I want to put together a top ten headlines you’d like to see for 2010 and post it here New Year’s eve..
Need your input this week…Make the top ten list!
My #10: Tiger Woods starts dating Octomom

My 10 headlines (inconsistent musings in no particular order).

“Hey, we got over it.” Official statement from Arab League reversing Khartoum Resolution of 1967. YES to peace with Israel, YES to recognition of Israel, YES to negotiations with Israel.

“We’re the scum of the universe.” - Dark matter and energy conclusively identified as making up 96% of the mass of the universe.

“Higgs boson found at LHC. Mass found to vary with the day of the week.”

“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad disappears in bizarre gardening accident. Iran scraps nuclear program.”

“Fossilized rabbit found in pre-Cambrian stratum.”

“Richard Dawkins named as next Archbishop of Canterbury.”

“Valid proof of God’s existence found written on discarded newspaper in London Underground.”

“Extra-terrestrials address UN - non-aligned nations walk out.”

“Ancient Aristotelian comedy discovered. Contains first ever custard pie throwing scene.”

“Charles Johnson receives honorary knighthood for services to blogging.”