The scariest thing I found out looking at ChuckyC’s twitter feed is that he is married—so there is a Mrs. ChuckyC (hoping there are no offspring.) And, of course, that he is a dick about every topic and should stay away from trying to be funny, because he’s not.

I just watched #Jumanji with my wife and I’m struck by the big stories that no one is covering: #RobinWilliams was really, really hairy.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) August 16, 2014