re: #382 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did your Palin alarm clock work?

Not the first night. It kept me from sleeping at all out of concern for the fate of the Republic. Those eyes, those eyes, boring into me all night with all the intelligence of two 10-watt light bulbs…

But last night I figured out to turn off the nightlight so I couldn’t see ‘em.

Then this morning she woke me up with that trademark trashy drone, screaming, “It’s Sarahcuda time, you betcha!” Rolled out of bed, drenched in sweat, and headed for the shower.

Still feeling dirty.