re: #40 EPR-radar

Even though I’m an atheist and I’m also bad at public speaking, I know exactly how to pander to the VVS attendees. Something like this would be a good start:

“I’m here to tell you about all the people that will be spending eternity hip-deep in molten lead.”

It’s incredibly easy to pander to them because they want to hear that their morals are superior to everyone else.