re: #40 Cannadian Club Akbar

Molly Ivins quote. (Texan)

I am not anti-gun. I’m pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We’d turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don’t ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.

Heh.

Finally.
Someone who understands why swords>guns.