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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion8/14/2009 7:48:44 pm PDT

re: #477 iceweasel

Don’t know if this has been posted…

Man Convicted of Groping Minnie Mouse

“A woman? Never. Giant anthropomorphised mice? Probably.”

It does not say in the article but, it’s quite possible the woman inside the suit was an underage teenage girl.

My gf tried to get a job at Disneyland in CA when she was a teenager. They would not let her wear the Minnie Mouse suit because she was “too tall”… shes 5’0”.

So this guy is probably lucky he didn’t get a sexual assault on a minor charge on top of all of this.