re: #46 GeneJockey

They’re excellent pets, quiet, loving, grateful, and surprisingly low voltage. Owners call them 40 mph couch potatoes.

The male is very active for a Greyhound, which means he’s like the world’s laziest Border Collie, on Quaaludes. Once a day, he’ll run circles around the circular garden for about 2-5 minutes, then come in, flop down, and pant. Beyond that, two walks of about a mile each, and he’s fine. Most Greyhounds are less active than that.

One of my Ex’s had a rescued racing hound. He was very affectionate, but not the brightest bulb in the box. I guess with that small aerodynamic head, something had to get left out.

RBS