re: #49 wrenchwench

Fat free mayo? It must be made of some kind of corn by-product. I had to read the label on fat free half and half. Losta corn syrup. It’s actually more fattening than real half and half.

Beats the shit out of me…I don’t even eat regular mayo. These were just a few items my wife needed to satisfy the “band riders” for a private company party she’s hosting this weekend, so I picked them up on my way home from work. When the hired entertainment can make those kinds of requests, you know the company shelled out more than a few dollars for their little shin-dig.