I love this conspiracy theory! It’s so tasty.

Pizza from St. Louis restaurant is headed to the White House.

It’s a rare honor for anyone other than the president’s personal staff to cook at the White House kitchen, especially for an establishment that offers recycled cardboard to-go boxes instead of fine dining.

But Obama, whose culinary tastes lean more toward comfort food than gourmet cuisine, enjoys pizza enough that he’s calling across the country to get a slice.

And the staff at Pi is thrilled to deliver.

“What can you say?” said Pi partner Ryan Mangialardo. “It’s incredible.”

Obviously, this is a scheme perpetrated by Obama to waste the taxpayers’ money and be all arrogant and wasteful.

It’s monstrous. America — no, the world — may never recover from this egregious abuse of presidential privilege.