The Great American Soap-Opera:

Johnston May Yet Spill Palin Secrets

Sources close to Levi Johnston tell Rob Shuter his agents are already shopping around a “His Side of the Story”-type interview where he is willing to “reveal the latest secret plans of his almost-mother-in-law for the bargain asking price of $20,000.”

Said one Sarah Palin insider: “It was bad enough that this kid everyone thinks is stupid has already caused Sarah and her family great shame, telling everyone her secrets. Now, she fears he is going to do it all over again. Who knows what family business sweet Bristol told him when they briefly got back together.”