I’m not making this up:

I own a liquor store, and right now we have a special on little airplane bottles of rum. The sign on the big glass jar says “Shot O’ Rum”

This morning I looked at it and thought, you know, I ought to do a sign with a take-off of the Repo Man scene at the burning trash barrel. Something like, ‘say you’re thinking about a shot o’ rum, and someone will tell you “shot” or “rum” or “shot o’ rum:” you better just buy one of these.’

Then I sit down to check the news, and lo, it’s this scene as the overnight hopen.

I never believed in the cosmic unconsciousness until now.