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In other industry news, Facebook released a statement today saying it was sorry to announce the departure of its marketing director RunningBare. A Facebook spokesperson said, “while we’re sorry to see RunningBare move on to new challenges, it’s become clear that RB is jealous of the fact that all of us here at corporate were hugely influential in maintaining and growing the Chess Club. So, quite frankly, he can kiss our asses. Checkmate.”

Meanwhile, after the press conference, police were called to FaceBook Headquarters today, where it was alleged that a disgruntled employee went on an Atomic Wedgie and Swirly Rampage. Authorities have not yet released the casualty lists, pending notification of next-of-kin, and local dry cleaners.