Angry wingnut goes hyper-literal:

I don’t think @lizardoid read @noltenc’s article b/c John goes after the ppl BEHIND the muppets. is.gd/LKAWSY

— Mary Chastain (@marychastain) January 30, 2012

She’s reacting to the title: “Breitbart Editor John Nolte Picks a Fight With the Muppets,” and attacking me for being too stupid to realize he was actually picking a fight with the people operating the Muppets.

You can’t write comedy like this.