re: #67 HelloDare

Monkey Calender at L.A. Zoo

6:00 am - Feng shui orientation
8:00 - Aromatherapy
9:00 - Horoscope
11:00 - Meet with union organizer
12:00 - Banana jubilee
2:00 pm - Play date with the three-toes sloth family
3:00 - Colonic
4:30 - Cucumber facial
5:30 - Mud wrap
6:30 - Mixed Fruit Jamboree
7:30 - Chamomile tea break
8:30 - Feces Fling
9:30 - Group Howl
11:30 - Massage before bedtime

Can we invite Obama to vist the zoo in time for the poo flinging? Of course, he’s so full of shit he’d barely notice if some shit hit him.