re: #68 Jimmah

I rebuke thee, Lizard Jimmah, for your faith is weak! Take not unto thee the spiritual crutches of salts, balms, and comforting pads. Yea, these be the ingredients of the poultice of darkest evil itself, and verily must be rejected by the righteous and true!

Take thee to arms, coward. Brace thyself with The Shield Against Reason, The Flaming Staff of Righteously Misguided Indignation, and The Boots of Proof Against Carnal Misstep (thy know-est them, the ones that keepeth thee from ‘accidentally’ walking into a gay bar), and lay low thine adversaries.

Only then can thee prove thyself worthy of redemption.