re: #894 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So, you’re a cop. Mandy and Sharmuta are on the corner protesting illegally. You…

1. Confront them.
2. Call for back up.
3. Go to a phone booth, report it anonymously (then hide in the bushes to watch what ensues).
4. Pretend you didn’t notice them.

I know what I’d do… (C)

5. Sidle up to them and purr, “ladies, ladies… there’s no need to fight over l’il ol’, me! There’s enough OR lovin’ to go around for both of you!”