re: #83 jcm

I got the long form last time around. I filled in only the number of people in the house. The Constitution says “enumerate” not how many toilets I have.

I got a follow up visit from one of those temp census workers. Wanting to fill out the rest of the form. I told him how may people where in the house, and if wanted any more info come back with a subpoena.

Poor guy left with a confused look on his face, “I work for the government, you can’t say no!”

If he comes back and bothers you more, mention in passing that you just picked up a nice bottle of Chianti.

Works like a charm.