And Now, the Norwegian Shoe-Toss
Now at the website of VG, Norway’s largest newspaper: a cute little Flash game in which readers can throw a shoe at Bush, just like an Iraqi journalist: Kast en sko på Bush her!
(Hat tip: Bruce Bawer.)
Now at the website of VG, Norway’s largest newspaper: a cute little Flash game in which readers can throw a shoe at Bush, just like an Iraqi journalist: Kast en sko på Bush her!
(Hat tip: Bruce Bawer.)
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rightside Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:40:57pm |
Norwegian BDS?
Norway rocks though, grerat beer, and beautiful women!
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Sharmuta Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:42:07pm |
I'm not very good at throwing shoes I guess. President Bush is safe for another day.
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rhythman Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:42:07pm |
may I say F*** OFF to the Norwegians. Thank you, I just did
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:42:12pm |
Is there a player named Malaki that has chance to block the shoe?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:44:02pm |
So many people are going to live such meaningless lives with no hint of amusement or direction once Bush leaves office and Our Messiah-King is anointed and crowned upon His Heavenly Throne.
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notutopia Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:44:50pm |
Screw the media. All of the MSM. Period. End of story.
Biased, disrespectful asshats...All of them.
**SPIT**
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stevieray Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:45:24pm |
I wanna game where I can fling a herring at a Norseman. Got one of those?
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funky chicken Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:49:05pm |
I don't know why, but I just don't see why people are so fascinated by this story on either side. Perhaps I just expect folks over there to do crazy stuff sometimes, so I'm not all that shocked when they do.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:49:19pm |
Will it be as popular if it were throwing shoes at O?
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funky chicken Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:49:45pm |
re: #9 stevieray
I wanna game where I can fling a herring at a Norseman. Got one of those?
LOL, hey, there probably is one.
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:50:05pm |
re: #1 Macker
uhm, still on the other thread and waiting for your answer...
Why the question about the 10.5.6 update?
Anything wrong with it ? Still downloading it, 11 min left, must be major...
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:50:50pm |
re: #11 funky chicken
I don't know why, but I just don't see why people are so fascinated by this story on either side. Perhaps I just expect folks over there to do crazy stuff sometimes, so I'm not all that shocked when they do.
I am not one whit surprised by the infantile amusements that the Left are so fond of.
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pat Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:51:30pm |
These punks would be speaking Russian if not for Americans. As they are going, boyfriends now surrender their girls with, "Its Ok" to Muslim rapists. Then run away.
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BlueCanuck Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:51:40pm |
Think I will give the game a pass. If I wanted to play something mindless and pointless I would play this.
/Warning! Extreme time waster ahead. . . ..
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pat Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:53:54pm |
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Macker Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:54:29pm |
re: #14 2by2
My roommate, who is a Mac Genius, informed me that Apple's servers are working as hard as Charles' hamsters (when they're put to the test) right about now.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:54:31pm |
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funky chicken Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:54:38pm |
re: #15 FurryOldGuyJeans
I meant muslim arabs, but leftists are pretty much in that same boat...
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:54:53pm |
re: #23 Macker
My roommate, who is a Mac Genius, informed me that Apple's servers are working as hard as Charles' hamsters (when they're put to the test) right about now.
Why?
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:55:03pm |
re: #12 FurryOldGuyJeans
Will it be as popular if it were throwing shoes at O?
No, we'll be throwing federal subpoenas at Obama and watch him dodge them.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:56:41pm |
re: #27 Wyatt Earp
No, we'll be throwing federal subpoenas at Obama and watch him dodge them.
Hmmm, any artists on lgf want to do some non-pay art work for a free-ware game that does that? I can supply the guts of the game as long as I get some decent artwork.
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:57:51pm |
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:57:56pm |
re: #29 FurryOldGuyJeans
Hmmm, any artists on lgf want to do some non-pay art work for a free-ware game that does that? I can supply the guts of the game as long as I get some decent artwork.
I demand royalties if you hit it big!
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:58:36pm |
re: #27 Wyatt Earp
Howdy Wyatt! From your lips to God's ears!
Hey, how are ya doing tonight?
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Macker Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:58:53pm |
re: #26 FurryOldGuyJeans
Look at it another way. When Charles posts a major story on LGF, us Lizards and other visitors try to access it, and sometimes that caused the hamsters to tire out.
Same thing with 10.5.6, that's all.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:58:59pm |
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:59:00pm |
re: #23 Macker
My roommate, who is a Mac Genius, informed me that Apple's servers are working as hard as Charles' hamsters (when they're put to the test) right about now.
yep, it takes some time to get it, must be brand new, checked for updates maybe 2 days ago and nothing.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:59:10pm |
re: #32 realwest
Howdy Wyatt! From your lips to God's ears!
Hey, how are ya doing tonight?
Hey Real! Great now, I have two days off. We had a shooting and a homicide tonight, so I'm pretty beat.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:59:52pm |
re: #33 Macker
Look at it another way. When Charles posts a major story on LGF, us Lizards and other visitors try to access it, and sometimes that caused the hamsters to tire out.
Same thing with 10.5.6, that's all.
So no specifics as to the reason for the rush? Darn. Would be nice to have some idea of the why.
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Macker Mon, Dec 15, 2008 9:59:56pm |
re: #35 2by2
yep, it takes some time to get it, must be brand new, checked for updates maybe 2 days ago and nothing.
Took me about 20 minutes to download and another 5 to install.
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capitalist piglet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:00:01pm |
Some days, it feels like the world is made up of a bunch of children.
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teleskiguy Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:00:32pm |
Michael Savage is currently going off of the Secret Service, saying this incident is the most grievous breakdown in Secret Service history. Golly, I love hyperbole! I think that November 22, 1963 was a bigger breakdown than December 13, 2008. And, to quote Austin Powers, who throws a shoe? Honestly. Since Norway is the birthplace of telemark skiing, I give the shoe-throwing game three thumbs up! I nailed the president on the second try. If this game came from, say, France, I'd be spewing righteous indignation. But the Telemark region of Norway spawned my passion of freeheel skiing, so they get kudos. Now, let's throw shoes at Hamid Karzai.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:00:43pm |
re: #11 funky chicken
I don't know why, but I just don't see why people are so fascinated by this story on either side. Perhaps I just expect folks over there to do crazy stuff sometimes, so I'm not all that shocked when they do.
When someone acts with the ultimate insult - in a knuckle dragging culture that makes up a massive percentage of humanity - they are fascinated and get engaged. One has to haved lived with or studied them extensively to fully comprehend. Physical adults with emotions stuck on 4 to 7.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:01:06pm |
re: #36 Wyatt Earp
Hey Real! Great now, I have two days off. We had a shooting and a homicide tonight, so I'm pretty beat.
Makes for a long rough day a bet. Let, pour you one.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:01:25pm |
re: #34 FurryOldGuyJeans
Freeware, so no money but lots of glory.
It's okay, I can be a glory hog! :)
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:01:34pm |
re: #35 2by2
yep, it takes some time to get it, must be brand new, checked for updates maybe 2 days ago and nothing.
just about a minute left, guess it's install, restart...and I'm tired, so I'm out.
thanks for some great evening hours, lizards.
G'nite
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:02:19pm |
re: #42 jcm
Makes for a long rough day a bet. Let, pour you one.
Thanks, but I'm way ahead of you! Ice cold Guinness Stout is next to me.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:03:27pm |
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:03:34pm |
re: #46 Wyatt Earp
Thanks, but I'm way ahead of you! Ice cold Guinness Stout is next to me.
Seattle has a bad few weeks, gang tit-for-tat, last round in a Mall.
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Mad Mullah Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:03:47pm |
That game probably fits the intellectual level of the average moronic Norwegian socialist that is clicking on it. Some of these people are so stupid and so blinded by their infantile USA hatred that recently the socialists would rather that the Norwegian Govt choose Swedish fighter jets over American, a contract worth a huge sum. Luckily the idiotic Norwegian socialists and terrorist enablers didn't get their way and the contract was awarded to the US.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:04:20pm |
re: #48 jcm
Seattle has a bad few weeks, gang tit-for-tat, last round in a Mall.
In saw the mall story. Brutal. We're up to 320 homicides, I think. Still a lot less than usual. We normally approach 400 a year.
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Killian Bundy Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:04:26pm |
cute little Flash game in which readers can throw a shoe at Bush
Thirteen on the vertical, 54 on the horizontal.
/fire for lameness
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funky chicken Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:04:33pm |
re: #40 teleskiguy
Eh, John Wilkes Boothe killing Lincoln would have to be tops on the list, right?
Or when McKinley was killed?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:04:57pm |
re: #43 Wyatt Earp
It's okay, I can be a glory hog! :)
If you are serious give me a sec to uplink a couple of games that could be adapted to a "Subpoena O" game, ok?
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:05:27pm |
re: #9 stevieray
I wanna game where I can fling a herring at a Norseman. Got one of those?
Toss Lutefisk!
Hear that gagging sound? It's Norwegian-Americans attempting to connect with their heritage.
It happens every year at this time; thousands of people choke down an infamous concoction called lutefisk. What people in America don't know is that most Norwegians came to their senses decades ago and quit eating the stuff.
To make lutefisk, catch yourself a cod. Take out the bones, skin it, salt it, and hang it out to dry for several weeks until it hardens and smells like a dumpster. Then, bring it inside and soak it in lye for several days.
Make Love, Not Lutefisk
[Link: www.davethefox.com...]
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wiffersnapper Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:05:40pm |
Got it 2nd try and the secret service didn't do a thing!
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:06:06pm |
re: #36 Wyatt Earp
Uh, were you invloved in either one, or any other cop?
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:06:06pm |
re: #6 ggt
Is there a player named Malaki that has chance to block the shoe?
No. And there is no Dana Perino getting a black eye in the melee.
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teleskiguy Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:06:20pm |
re: #53 funky chicken
Eh, John Wilkes Boothe killing Lincoln would have to be tops on the list, right?
Or when McKinley was killed?
Did they have Secret Service in those days?
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:06:42pm |
Seattle holds hearings on a (declared illegal by the State AG) Gun Ban.
State law allows people with concealed-weapons permits to carry guns in public, except at schools, jails and courthouses, but the mayor wants to go above the state law and make all city facilities gun-free.
Let's make more areas safe for would be mass murderers.
/Seattle
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:06:57pm |
re: #54 FurryOldGuyJeans
If you are serious give me a sec to uplink a couple of games that could be adapted to a "Subpoena O" game, ok?
No, just let me know if it goes online so I can play. :)
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Mad Mullah Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:07:14pm |
re: #57 Macker
WTF does "Shit au - Du ma trene aur" mean?
It means "Oh shit, you have to train some more!"
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:07:36pm |
re: #59 realwest
Uh, were you invloved in either one, or any other cop?
Both were in my division, but I wasn't the lead. None involving officers - as victims or shooters, thank God.
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funky chicken Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:08:21pm |
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Steve Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:09:01pm |
re: #46 Wyatt Earp
Thanks, but I'm way ahead of you! Ice cold Guinness Stout is next to me.
No offence Wyatt but why do you need it ice cold? I prefer mine at about 65 degrees.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:09:39pm |
re: #40 teleskiguy
If that's what Savage thinks, then he clearly DOESN'T think. Not only was Nov 22, 1963 bad as it gets for the USSS, so was the time that guy shot President Reagan (although I do give props to some members of the USSS for their actionst that day - indeed, iirc, one of them literally "took a bullet" for the President.
What the hell is Savage drinking or smoking?
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Metal Man Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:09:46pm |
Oddly enough if you try the game it is all about velocity (hatred) nothing about aim. It is really Fitting that any moron can repeat full force hits time after time for this crowd. No other game could survive on the net with this little amount of actual effort/thought from the player. This one will since it feeds their BDS.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:09:55pm |
re: #67 Steve
No offence Wyatt but why do you need it ice cold? I prefer mine at about 65 degrees.
I have had Guinness after it was sitting in the trunk of my car for a day. My garage fridge just keeps it colder than anywhere else in the house.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:10:01pm |
re: #51 Wyatt Earp
In saw the mall story. Brutal. We're up to 320 homicides, I think. Still a lot less than usual. We normally approach 400 a year.
Wow! Seattle is mid 30's on 600,000 population, Philly is 1.5 million or so, little over double population but over 10x murder rate. DAMN!
Does Philly allow concealed carry for citizens?
Seattle, WA in general 1 in 25 have a permit.
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:11:56pm |
re: #62 jcm
Yes, well, you know, the Constitution is a living document. . . .
I wanna know if Blagohair is ever going to be tried on 1st Amendment Charges for trying to strongarm the Chicago Tribune in to firing some of their editors. Sounds like a blatant attempt to infringe on the Bill of Rights, but that's just me.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:12:20pm |
re: #71 jcm
Wow! Seattle is mid 30's on 600,000 population, Philly is 1.5 million or so, little over double population but over 10x murder rate. DAMN!
Does Philly allow concealed carry for citizens?
Seattle, WA in general 1 in 25 have a permit.
As long as you're licensed to carry, you're gold here. And yes, we excel at homicides. I wonder how we can hit 400 every year and not decrease. I mean, there are less people out there now, right?
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Steve Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:14:00pm |
re: #70 Wyatt Earp
To me chilling a beer actually kills the taste. I like the way Guinness has a strong after taste while I am drinking it. Been that way for about 20 years now. But then Guinness is a stout and not a beer.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:14:06pm |
re: #14 2by2
uhm, still on the other thread and waiting for your answer...
Why the question about the 10.5.6 update?
Anything wrong with it ? Still downloading it, 11 min left, must be major...
It is a biggie! I downloaded it when it was mentioned on the previous thread, and I've just now rebooted!
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:14:08pm |
re: #53 funky chicken
Ah, there was no USSS when Lincoln was murdered. He'd let Pinkerton - the dude who started the Pinkerton Detective Agency protect him from time to time, but no regular guards around Lincoln. And given that half the country hated him enough to kill him, it's amazing he didn't have some sort of security detail.
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Kailen Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:15:05pm |
Despite how quickly this game got out, it's not very well done. Lots of bugs, fairly poor interface, and far too easy (angle really is all that matters, as long as you have enough power to get it out of your hand). Here I was expecting something at least worthy of ad banners...
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:15:33pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:15:39pm |
re: #56 Dustyvet
Toss Lutefisk!
An annual event, one that happens about 45 seconds after the "Eat Lutefisk!" event.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:15:41pm |
re: #61 teleskiguy
Did they have Secret Service in those days?
Yep. USSS was founded in 1865. Weren't there to help Lincoln. Well, not as the "USSS."
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miguelj Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:15:59pm |
How long before some Iraqi idiot throws a shoe at a GI who is on edge from having been SHOT AT all day? Then there'll be a massacre and they'l have more 'martyrs' (lamebrains) to bury.
On the other topic, the Norwegian nazi regime can go bite my shorts.
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Steve Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:16:40pm |
re: #77 realwest
Ah, there was no USSS when Lincoln was murdered. He'd let Pinkerton - the dude who started the Pinkerton Detective Agency protect him from time to time, but no regular guards around Lincoln. And given that half the country hated him enough to kill him, it's amazing he didn't have some sort of security detail.
I heard somewhere that ther were about 16 attempts on Lincolns life. Cannot remember or find where I read that. Drives me up a wall.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:16:56pm |
re: #72 ggt
Hey ggt! Hard to pick sides in that fight.
How are ya tonight - other than cold, I mean!
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:17:07pm |
re: #14 2by2
uhm, still on the other thread and waiting for your answer...
Why the question about the 10.5.6 update?
Anything wrong with it ? Still downloading it, 11 min left, must be major...
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:17:22pm |
re: #73 Wyatt Earp
As long as you're licensed to carry, you're gold here. And yes, we excel at homicides. I wonder how we can hit 400 every year and not decrease. I mean, there are less people out there now, right?
You'd think. In your opinion why the high rate?
Looked at Wiki, Philly is 7th, Seattle 64th. Seattle, is number 2 moonbatville after San Fran. What's the difference?
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NY Nana Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:17:23pm |
re: #12 FurryOldGuyJeans
Will it be as popular if it were throwing shoes at O?
Even more popular, and women can throw their spiked 4" heels. He's bawl like a baby!
President Bush was both agile and a good sport, and the Secret Service seemed a bit lax, to be kind.
/Hmmm, maybe they could make a game like 'Pin the shoe on Obama™ ?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:17:32pm |
re: #63 Wyatt Earp
No, just let me know if it goes online so I can play. :)
Well, here are those two games I was mentioning. Have at 'em. ;)
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:17:33pm |
re: #76 gmsc
It is a biggie! I downloaded it when it was mentioned on the previous thread, and I've just now rebooted!
same here, just needed to check back to tell you, yes the hamsters worked very hard, doing pirouettes and all, now they're getting back to rowing the boat at a steady pace.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:18:17pm |
re: #80 Slumbering Behemoth
An annual event, one that happens about 45 seconds after the "Eat Lutefisk!" event.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:18:29pm |
re: #76 gmsc
It is a biggie! I downloaded it when it was mentioned on the previous thread, and I've just now rebooted!
I hope you repaired permissions before hand.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:18:46pm |
re: #87 jcm
You'd think. In your opinion why the high rate?
Looked at Wiki, Philly is 7th, Seattle 64th. Seattle, is number 2 moonbatville after San Fran. What's the difference?
Straw purchases. Legal toads buy guns for the scumbags, who shoot people now for looking at them the wrong way. Our State AG is all over it, and he's getting results, but as I always say, you really can't prevent homicides.
Not without a Big Brother surveillance system, anyway.
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:18:56pm |
Somehow I find this humorous.
Just another example of the Combine's efforts to keep control?
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:19:19pm |
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:20:25pm |
I finally got World of Warcraft to download to my 64-bit laptop. Now I need to practice. I popped in to see if I could, basically, and was immediately surrounded by men saying "Hi sexy. Wanta fight?"
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:20:32pm |
When I played it, Bush took off his own shoe and hit himself on the head. Did I do something wrong?
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:20:44pm |
re: #92 Bobibutu
I hope you repaired permissions before hand.
Nah - I didn't really need to . . ..
My bookmarks? WHERE ARE MY BOOKMARKS?!?
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Airborn Swine Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:20:47pm |
re: #68 realwest
The problem is that Savage rarely thinks for more than a few seconds running.
He's a somewhat educated hyper emotional child, and I gave up on getting more than five minutes of rationality from him long ago. He is now deemed the AntiChrist by the actually popular local talk host and relegated to the Art Bell region of time slots.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:21:01pm |
re: #83 rightside
I'm sure that has nothing to do with their increasingly radical, fundamentalist immigrants. Nothing at all.
//
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:22:10pm |
Is the idea of tossing thongs at an Iman to gitmo?
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:22:20pm |
re: #79 Cattt
I ran into this problem when trying to compare crime between the US and Britain.
What is Homocide, in statistical gathering and is it the same for every data set?
Is it reported arrests or convictions?
does it include suicide? or self-defense deaths?
This is why I don't pay attention much. I tend to go by WISQARS figures and that is all.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:23:05pm |
re: #93 Wyatt Earp
Straw purchases. Legal toads buy guns for the scumbags, who shoot people now for looking at them the wrong way. Our State AG is all over it, and he's getting results, but as I always say, you really can't prevent homicides.
Not without a Big Brother surveillance system, anyway.
Well my hats off to your for trying to make a dent. I can't imagine. I've lived out west when I wasn't overseas. And crime rates like that just aren't tolerated (except LA and SF, but those may out west, but are "west").
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:23:24pm |
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FurryOldGuyJeans Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:23:33pm |
re: #77 realwest
Ah, there was no USSS when Lincoln was murdered. He'd let Pinkerton - the dude who started the Pinkerton Detective Agency protect him from time to time, but no regular guards around Lincoln. And given that half the country hated him enough to kill him, it's amazing he didn't have some sort of security detail.
The USSS was originally chartered to combat counterfeitting, with the assassination of McKinley being the catalyst for protection of the POTUS.
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:23:56pm |
re: #86 gmsc
hey mac lizards, are we now all on 10.5.6 ?
well, thanks to Macker, who started the downloading frenzy, our Mac's are faster and more secure.
BTW I think lots of this has to do with the new I-phone, which they constantly improve.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:23:58pm |
re: #104 jcm
Well my hats off to your for trying to make a dent. I can't imagine. I've lived out west when I wasn't overseas. And crime rates like that just aren't tolerated (except LA and SF, but those may out west, but are "west").
They're tolerated here. Hell, our judges are so bad, it looks like they encourage homicides.
I don't get discouraged, though. Job security.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:24:31pm |
re: #98 Walter L. Newton
When I played it, Bush took off his own shoe and hit himself on the head. Did I do something wrong?
Did it say "Shit Au" to you? Then yes. /:D
Google won't translate "shit au" from Norwegian, but I have a feeling it means something like "that sucked." I could be wrong, of course.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:25:09pm |
re: #107 2by2
hey mac lizards, are we now all on 10.5.6 ?
well, thanks to Macker, who started the downloading frenzy, our Mac's are faster and more secure.
BTW I think lots of this has to do with the new I-phone, which they constantly improve.
I'm starting to think that it's a small download, but all the mac lizards getting it at once slowed it down.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:25:22pm |
re: #107 2by2
hey mac lizards, are we now all on 10.5.6 ?
well, thanks to Macker, who started the downloading frenzy, our Mac's are faster and more secure.
BTW I think lots of this has to do with the new I-phone, which they constantly improve.
Earlier today. It seem to hang up, but then rebooted and all is well.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:26:13pm |
re: #84 Steve
Didja check Wiki - I read it in a biography of Lincoln.
He DID have an Army Major (IIRC) in the booth with him, but John Wilkes Boothe cut him down with a knife, I think!
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:26:24pm |
re: #93 Wyatt Earp
As I was trying to explain to a young lady the other night when she asked me if I was afraid because their were guns in my home:
"Why are you afraid of guns?" I ask.
"Violence" she replies
"Well, a gun is just a tool. A violent person can kill you with a chair." I try to make contact. "And without ammo, as a weapon, a gun is about the same as a chair."
GROAN.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:26:33pm |
re: #109 Cattt
Did it say "Shit Au" to you? Then yes. /:D
Google won't translate "shit au" from Norwegian, but I have a feeling it means something like "that sucked." I could be wrong, of course.
It means "shit ouch."
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:26:41pm |
re: #88 NY Nana
Hi Nana,
I'm out soon, but didn't want to miss to say
hi, how are you?
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:26:46pm |
re: #108 Wyatt Earp
They're tolerated here. Hell, our judges are so bad, it looks like they encourage homicides.
I don't get discouraged, though. Job security.
Cripes! Even in Seattle "soft" judges get elected out.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:27:36pm |
re: #109 Cattt
Did it say "Shit Au" to you? Then yes. /:D
Google won't translate "shit au" from Norwegian, but I have a feeling it means something like "that sucked." I could be wrong, of course.
Here is the link to the translator...
[Link: www.translation-guide.com...]
Like I said, it translated to "shit ouch."
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:28:10pm |
re: #103 ggt
I ran into this problem when trying to compare crime between the US and Britain.
What is Homocide, in statistical gathering and is it the same for every data set?
Is it reported arrests or convictions?
does it include suicide? or self-defense deaths?
This is why I don't pay attention much. I tend to go by WISQARS figures and that is all.
Strictly speaking, homicide is when a human kills another human. Homicide, in and of itself, is not a crime. By that definition, it would not matter what happened legally - someone kills someone else - it is a homicide.
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:28:25pm |
re: #110 gmsc
I'm starting to think that it's a small download, but all the mac lizards getting it at once slowed it down.
lol, are we getting any converts? It might become a Mac blog...
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:28:56pm |
re: #118 Cattt
Yes, but is that the legalese definition in every municipality?
I don't trust those who interpret statistics very much.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:29:11pm |
re: #99 gmsc
Nah - I didn't really need to . . ..
My bookmarks? WHERE ARE MY BOOKMARKS?!?
Always wise to repair permissions first! ;-)
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:29:21pm |
re: #112 realwest
Didja check Wiki - I read it in a biography of Lincoln.
He DID have an Army Major (IIRC) in the booth with him, but John Wilkes Boothe cut him down with a knife, I think!
I thought the army guy was off flirting with a maid or something of that sort - he was not at his post (the door).
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:30:15pm |
The presidential party arrived at Ford's at about 8:30 P.M. Armed with a single shot derringer and a hunting knife, Booth arrived at Ford's at about 9:30 P.M. Joseph Burroughs, a boy who worked at the theater, held his horse in the rear alley. Booth went next door to a saloon for a drink. He entered the front of Ford's Theatre around 10:07 P.M. Slowly he made his way toward the State Box where the Lincolns were sitting with Clara Harris and Henry Rathbone. Lincoln's bodyguard, John Parker of the Metropolitan Police Force, had left his post. At about 10:15 P.M. Booth opened the door to the State Box, shot Lincoln in the back of the head at near point-blank range, and struggled with Rathbone. Booth stabbed Rathbone in the arm and jumped over 11 feet to the stage below. When he hit the floor he snapped the fibula bone in his left leg just above the ankle. Many in the theater thought he yelled "Sic Semper Tyrannis" (Latin for "As Always to Tyrants"). Mrs. Lincoln screamed, Booth flashed his knife at the audience, and he made his way across the stage in front of more than 1,000 people. Everything happened so fast that no one had time to stop him. Booth went out the back door, climbed on his horse, and escaped from the city using the Navy Yard Bridge.
[Link: home.att.net...]
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:30:27pm |
re: #121 Bobibutu
Always wise to repair permissions first! ;-)
Any major update on Mac.
Backup. (PC too)
In single user mode run fsck -yf.
Then update.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:30:59pm |
re: #120 ggt
Yes, but is that the legalese definition in every municipality?
I'm sure it is not. However, the word itself means nothing more and nothing less.
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NY Nana Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:31:22pm |
re: #115 2by2
hi, how are you?
A bit under the weather, thanks, but all in all? Fine, thanks. The weather is so freaky now.
How are you, BTW?
I will be making my first attempt at going to sleep soon.
Sweet dreams!
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Panhandler Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:31:30pm |
re: #122 Cattt
I thought the army guy was off flirting with a maid or something of that sort - he was not at his post (the door).
Lincoln had an Army surgeon and his wife as guests in the box. There was an Army guard outside the door who had wandered down the hall.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:31:38pm |
re: #93 Wyatt Earp
And NYC has 614 per 8,220,000 people! [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:32:35pm |
re: #109 Cattt
Did it say "Shit Au" to you? Then yes. /:D
Google won't translate "shit au" from Norwegian, but I have a feeling it means something like "that sucked." I could be wrong, of course.
Well, let's see . . . "Au" on the periodic table is Gold, so . . .
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:32:46pm |
re: #124 jcm
Any major update on Mac.
Backup. (PC too)
In single user mode run fsck -yf.
Then update.
Profoundly wise words.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:33:18pm |
re: #94 ggt
I actually find it rather sad. An awful lot of very good people live in Chicago and deserve better government and most assuredly, better policing than they've been getting.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:33:30pm |
re: #126 NY Nana
A bit under the weather, thanks, but all in all? Fine, thanks. The weather is so freaky now.
How are you, BTW?
I will be making my first attempt at going to sleep soon.
Sweet dreams!
Nitey nite Nana - weet dreams.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:33:35pm |
re: #128 realwest
And NYC has 614 per 8,220,000 people! [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
Thank you Rudi...
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:33:36pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:06pm |
re: #127 Panhandler
Lincoln had an Army surgeon and his wife as guests in the box. There was an Army guard outside the door who had wandered down the hall.
John F. Parker: The Guard Who Abandoned His Post
[Link: home.att.net...]
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:09pm |
re: #135 Walter L. Newton
OT-
Meat Miss World...
[Link: www.etoday.ru...]
Russian engineer Kseniya Sukhinova.
Ooooh! Forbidden woman!
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Macker Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:12pm |
re: #132 realwest
I actually find it rather sad. An awful lot of very good people live in Chicago and deserve better government and most assuredly, better policing than they've been getting.
I can see why some people think Chicago was a template for Gotham City.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:31pm |
re: #135 Walter L. Newton
OT-
Meat Miss World...
[Link: www.etoday.ru...]
Russian engineer Kseniya Sukhinova.
You are a cruel tease...
403 Forbidden
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Cognito Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:33pm |
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:50pm |
re: #135 Walter L. Newton
OT-
Meat Miss World...
[Link: www.etoday.ru...]
Russian engineer Kseniya Sukhinova.
Whoops... I meant "meet."
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:34:58pm |
re: #132 realwest
I actually find it rather sad. An awful lot of very good people live in Chicago and deserve better government and most assuredly, better policing than they've been getting.
Yet the majority of voters there - dead or alive - seal their fate. And have for decades.
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2by2 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:35:04pm |
re: #126 NY Nana
A bit under the weather, thanks, but all in all? Fine, thanks. The weather is so freaky now.
How are you, BTW?
I will be making my first attempt at going to sleep soon.
Sweet dreams!
I'm ok, working, trying to utilize my show for hopefully bigger things and surviving the economy.
Have a good night's sleep.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:35:31pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:35:42pm |
re: #91 Dustyvet
Why would anyone eat that stuff if they did not absolutely have to? Seriously?
Lutefisk is made from air-dried or salted/dried whitefish (normally cod, but ling is also used), prepared with lye, in a sequence of particular treatments. The watering steps of these treatments differ slightly for salted/dried whitefish because of its high salt content. The first treatment is to soak the stockfish in cold water for five to six days (with the water changed daily).
The saturated stockfish is then soaked in an unchanged solution of cold water and lye for an additional two days. The fish will swell during this soaking, attaining an even larger size than in its original (undried) state, while its protein content decreases by more than 50 percent, producing its famous jelly-like consistency. When this treatment is finished, the fish (saturated with lye) has a pH value of 11–12, and is therefore caustic.
To make the fish edible, a final treatment of yet another four to six days of soaking in cold water (also changed daily) is needed. Eventually, the lutefisk is ready to be cooked.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:36:31pm |
re: #100 Airborn Swine
Well whatever or whoever he is, he's pretty fucking stupid.
And about a matter a "political guy" ought to be more aware.
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:36:37pm |
re: #135 Walter L. Newton
OT-
Meat Miss World...
[Link: www.etoday.ru...]
Russian engineer Kseniya Sukhinova.
Engineer. There's an off-color "train" joke in there somewhere.
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Steve Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:37:07pm |
re: #128 realwest
And NYC has 614 per 8,220,000 people! [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
I have a little bit of trouble believing some of the info on wiki, but I thought that the FBI had all the information on murders in U.S. cities.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:37:28pm |
re: #147 Slumbering Behemoth
Why would anyone eat that stuff if they did not absolutely have to? Seriously?
The same people that left a small country that was freezing cold to settle in a big country that was colder.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:37:32pm |
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Wyatt Earp Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:37:48pm |
re: #152 Steve
I have a little bit of trouble believing some of the info on wiki, but I thought that the FBI had all the information on murders in U.S. cities.
They do. Don't have a link, because I'm not sure they publicize it, but they track them all.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:38:18pm |
re: #125 Cattt
The anti gun crowd try to include all gun deaths in their statistics. This includes hunting accidents, justified police shoots, self defense by a licensed user or homeowner, and the actual murders. It really ups their stats to include all gun deaths.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:38:18pm |
re: #147 Slumbering Behemoth
Why would anyone eat that stuff if they did not absolutely have to? Seriously?
I've had it several times when I was a kid in Minnesota, it's not bad if, and i say if...you pour a ton of melted butter over it.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:38:19pm |
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:38:45pm |
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:39:17pm |
re: #157 Dustyvet
I've had it several times when I was a kid in Minnesota, it's not bad if, and i say if...you pour a ton of melted butter over it.
Silly putty would taste good if you poured a ton of butter over it.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:39:19pm |
re: #104 jcm
Hey jcm! I just noticed on the Wiki link I put up at
#128 Which shows Charlotte/Meckenlberg county, with a population of 733,000 has over 900 a year.
Holy crap, I'm living in Dodge City and neve knew it!
(actually it's mostly gang and dope related killings).
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Panhandler Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:39:22pm |
re: #158 Walter L. Newton
You'd be guessing wrong Walter.
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:39:32pm |
re: #147 Slumbering Behemoth
Why would anyone eat that stuff if they did not absolutely have to? Seriously?
Oh Lutefisk"
Sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
Oh Lutefisk, Oh Lutefisk, how fragrant your aroma,
Oh Lutefisk, Oh Lutefisk, you put me in a coma.
You smell so strong, you look like glue,
You taste yust like an overshoe,
But Lutefisk, come Saturday,
I tink I'll eat you anyway.
Oh Lutefisk, Oh Lutefisk, I put you by the doorway
I vanted you to ripen up, yust like dey do in Norway
A dog came by and sprinkled you, I hit him vit an army shoe
Oh Lutefisk, now I suppose
I'll eat you as I hold my nose.
Oh Lutefisk, Oh Lutefisk, how vell I do remember.
On Christmas Eve how we'd receive, our big treat of December
It vasn't turkey or fried ham, it vasn't even pickled spam
My mudder knew dere vas no risk,
In serving buttered Lutefisk.
Oh Lutefisk, Oh Lutefisk, now everyone discovers
Dat Lutefisk and Lefse makes, Norweigians better lovers.
Now all da vorld can have a ball, you're better dan dat Yeritol
Oh Lutefisk, vit brennevin
You make me feel like Errol Flynn.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:40:20pm |
re: #160 Walter L. Newton
Silly putty would taste good if you poured a ton of butter over it.
Never eat silly putty, but hey silly string is wonderful...:P
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:40:25pm |
re: #105 ggt
Shoulder still and have had a looong day and am about to go to bed! LOL!
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:41:17pm |
Why do animals consistently eat items that are not edible and then vomit?
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jcm Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:41:24pm |
I'm out all.
The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:41:30pm |
re: #159 gmsc
Not for me.
I'm sorry. That was a link to my private server in the KGB headquarters.
Use this Google image link... lots of pictures to drool over...
OK...
[Link: images.google.com...]
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:42:30pm |
I'm just a late arriving lizard...threw a few shoes at the audience. Ordered some Mescal for a lizard,LOL, getting it from east LA "Miguel down in Mexico, do you still monitor this thread...Merry Christmas to ya."
'nite lizards, Merry Christmas.
I am out.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:42:48pm |
I locked my keys in my truck. (Didn't lock myself out of my apartment - just my truck). I called the nearest locksmith, and it was two young Israeli guys. Two years ago, when I moved from next door (apartment flooded), I called local movers: two - wait for it - young Israeli guys. All four of them were cute.
Conversation with one of the locksmiths:
Him: "You're not Jewish, are you?"
Me: "No, I'm Irish Catholic."
Him: "What are you doing in this neighborhood?"
Me" "Hey, we're a regular United Nations here!"
When I took a cab about a year ago, the driver was an Indonesian guy. He wasn't cute, but he was nice.
With all five guys, I ended up giving them direction on where to get help with investing for retirement/a new business (no advice - just direction on where to GET help). What can I say? I'm chatty and helpful.
Now, here comes the point: The next time I hear the downtrodden unemployed of Baltimore whining, I'm going to think of these guys.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:42:54pm |
re: #153 Walter L. Newton
Yeah, but that was back before folks used trucks/trains/planes/refrigeration... etc.
I should have phrased my question better: Why would anyone, in this modern age, eat that stuff if they did not absolutely have to?
/I feel the same about liverwurst, btw.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:42:56pm |
re: #160 Walter L. Newton
Silly putty would taste good if you poured a ton of butter over it.
So would grits...ask me how I found out.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:39pm |
re: #155 Wyatt Earp
I'd suggest trying the NRA website first. FBI.Gov has a link for researchers, but some1 on here the other day said they had zero luck in getting the help they needed from the site. I suggested she call her local office, and get their assistance.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:49pm |
re: #122 Cattt Not according to the biography I read or according to Wiki, there was an Army Major there as Lincolns guest - don't even know if he was armed, but Boothe cut him with a knife, then shot and murdered Lincoln.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:49pm |
re: #167 ggt
Why do animals consistently eat items that are not edible and then vomit?
Intelligent design!
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Sloppy Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:53pm |
I was born into a Norwegian-American family in a small town in Iowa which was almost entirely Norwegian-American. I never saw or smelled lutefisk or knew anyone who ate it. Still haven't. We Norskies aren't as dumb as we're made out to be.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:56pm |
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:43:57pm |
re: #156 Pietr
Because, you know, death is always a bad thing and must be avoided at all cost. Even Old Age isn't an excuse.
/gah
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NY Nana Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:44:19pm |
re: #133 Bobibutu
You aren't rid of me yet! ;)
I usually try a minimum of 2-3 times before I actually go off line.
My son in law loves Macs, and now my daughter wouldn't think of using anything else. They both have laptops, and my son in law also has a desk top.
I can't seem to get the hang of using a laptop, and daughter kindly sent me this after I went nuts trying to use her laptop (a PC back then), and she was doubled over, ROFTL at my feeble attempts.
/Kids can be so cruel!
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:45:15pm |
re: #135 Walter L. Newton
OT-
Meat Miss World...
[Link: www.etoday.ru...]
Russian engineer Kseniya Sukhinova.
I tried to go to that site - a naked blonde with HUGE breasts came out of my computer and tried to eat one of my cats.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:45:34pm |
re: #179 Walter L. Newton
Specialty of dining halls in Army bases all across the state of Georgia. Never really had 'em without a ton of butter and half as much sugar...
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:45:39pm |
United States Army Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast...aint no amount of butter that will help that stuff..:P
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:45:59pm |
re: #176 realwest
Not according to the biography I read or according to Wiki, there was an Army Major there as Lincolns guest - don't even know if he was armed, but Boothe cut him with a knife, then shot and murdered Lincoln.
I didn't look it up. I just have a mental picture of an Army guy schmoozing with some women down the hall (from some TV show).
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NY Nana Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:46:06pm |
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:46:31pm |
re: #142 Walter L. Newton
STILL 403 Forbidden! Say, whatcha all looking at there Walter?!
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:46:47pm |
re: #185 Dustyvet
Some MRE hot cocoa packets help take some of the bite out of Army coffee, however.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:47:32pm |
re: #190 Fenway_Nation
Some MRE hot cocoa packets help take some of the bite out of Army coffee, however.
True...:)
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:48:12pm |
re: #183 Cattt
Oh, you won't fool me. I already clicked that link. No naked, blonde, cat-eating juggies hopped out at me.
/wait, lemme click it again :crosses fingers:
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:48:23pm |
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:48:55pm |
re: #189 realwest
STILL 403 Forbidden! Say, whatcha all looking at there Walter?!
[Link: images.google.com...]
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:49:00pm |
re: #144 Bobibutu
Yes, I'm afraid so. I mentioned this on a thread a few days ago: it the people of Chicago want to get rid of the Chicago Machine and stop doing business the Chicago Way, THEY are gonna have to put a stop to it and elect some honest politicians - probably Republicans because all the Dem politicians are where they are BECAUSE OF the Chicago Machine.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:49:31pm |
re: #156 Pietr
The anti gun crowd try to include all gun deaths in their statistics. This includes hunting accidents, justified police shoots, self defense by a licensed user or homeowner, and the actual murders. It really ups their stats to include all gun deaths.
the US murder rate is actually quite low, once you take out all the items you mentioned, plus the NHI killings.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:49:43pm |
re: #193 Pietr
Never call SOS by an improper Nomenclature-Shame...
pops white smoke...
Pops red smoke and points at Pietr...:)
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:50:47pm |
re: #192 Slumbering Behemoth
Oh, you won't fool me. I already clicked that link. No naked, blonde, cat-eating juggies hopped out at me.
/wait, lemme click it again :crosses fingers:
I probably shouldn't have mentioned it. The site appears to have crashed. Hee hee hee.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:50:51pm |
re: #190 Fenway_Nation
Some MRE hot cocoa packets help take some of the bite out of Army coffee, however.
a couple handfulls of eggshells in the bottom of the 35 gallon pot help too. %-)
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:50:52pm |
Next time an Arab "leader" comes to the states to tell us about how much better things would be if we just let them liquidate Israel and let them maintain their oil dictatorships we can provide Arab media with an unmistakable response.
Until then, stock up on old shoes.
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ggt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:50:53pm |
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:51:26pm |
re: #184 Fenway_Nation
Specialty of dining halls in Army bases all across the state of Georgia. Never really had 'em without a ton of butter and half as much sugar...
My list of butter delivery systems
1) Grits
2) Oatmeal
3) Lobster
4) Crab
5) Calamari
6) Escargot
7) Popcorn
These food only exist to deliver butter to you body.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:51:40pm |
re: #185 Dustyvet
United States Army Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast...aint no amount of butter that will help that stuff..:P
Tabasco to the rescue!
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:52:36pm |
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:05pm |
re: #194 Walter L. Newton
[Link: images.google.com...]
Not bad! Alas, pageant winners are not all they are cracked up to be.
/actually dated a late miss world participant from an un-named central American country. For real.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:31pm |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
No, why, I love them, with lot's of butter and bacon grease dripped into them. Also drop some sausage links into them.
Only I don't eat them anymore, even with out anything in them, they are high in calories.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:41pm |
re: #197 Dustyvet
Actually, the problem was you had it on toast. Get biscuits instead, and throw the toast out...it was edible that way. Plus eggs, bacon, sausage on the plate to eat between bites of SOS.
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Syrah Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:41pm |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
That depends.
With bacon, butter, sugar, cheese, gravy or plain?
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lostlakehiker Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:51pm |
One wonders. Is this hostility towards Bush and the U.S. a reflection of a fear of what Muslims will do to Norway if provoked? It's safe to strike a pose hostile to America.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:53:57pm |
re: #210 Walter L. Newton
No, why, I love them, with lot's of butter and bacon grease dripped into them. Also drop some sausage links into them.
Only I don't eat them anymore, even with out anything in them, they are high in calories.
Now I'm hungry.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:54:44pm |
re: #208 astronmr20
Not bad! Alas, pageant winners are not all they are cracked up to be.
/actually dated a late miss world participant from an un-named central American country. For real.
That's interesting. But why did you say "for real?" All the central American countries I know are real.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:54:44pm |
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:55:39pm |
re: #171 Pvt Bin Jammin
Hi and good night PBJ! Always a pleasure to see you!
Say hi to Sage for me - it was him with the Mescal, right?! LOL!
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:55:50pm |
re: #190 Fenway_Nation
Some MRE hot cocoa packets help take some of the bite out of Army coffee, however.
Folks who never ate C rations have no idea how good MREs are in comparison.
Just today I was exposed to a "chicken meat product" that had been sprinkled on a salad and I was reminded of the old chicken that was packed into C rations. And after eating Cs you were sticky and you smelled. And the rubber cookies in Cs were disgusting.
MREs were such an improvement - especially when they included those little tobasco bottles.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:56:29pm |
re: #208 astronmr20
Dated the girl who came in dead last out of 12 candidates for a local beauty pageant when I was in High School. Loved going up into the hills w/her family and plinking away w/ a .22 on the weekends and on the essay portion, she was apparently asked a question whether or not she was in favor of gun-control.
/Guessing the judges didn't get the pat, stock answer they were looking for
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:56:30pm |
re: #178 Sloppy
I was born into a Norwegian-American family in a small town in Iowa which was almost entirely Norwegian-American. I never saw or smelled lutefisk or knew anyone who ate it. Still haven't. We Norskies aren't as dumb as we're made out to be.
my 6 element and her dad eat it every year. mom and i figure they're both a bit disturbed, as we subsist on the flavorless meatballs and the Viking tortillas... Aquavit is some good stuff though, as long as you get the bottle with the ship on it Linne" IIRC.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:00pm |
in which readers can throw a shoe at Bush, just like an Iraqi journalist:
Piss poor graphics created by a pimpled faced punk living with his parents.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:08pm |
re: #205 redc1c4
Heh. Not only does that add flavor, but enough of it also keeps jobless, mooching roommates from eating up all your stuff.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:33pm |
re: #218 karmic_inquisitor
Folks who never ate C rations have no idea how good MREs are in comparison.
Just today I was exposed to a "chicken meat product" that had been sprinkled on a salad and I was reminded of the old chicken that was packed into C rations. And after eating Cs you were sticky and you smelled. And the rubber cookies in Cs were disgusting.
MREs were such an improvement - especially when they included those little tobasco bottles.
I loved the chocolate covered crackers. When I lived in north Jersey, mom worked at Picatinney Arsenal, and brought home "c" rations. I used them for camping.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:45pm |
re: #211 Pietr
Actually, the problem was you had it on toast. Get biscuits instead, and throw the toast out...it was edible that way. Plus eggs, bacon, sausage on the plate to eat between bites of SOS.
Well while i was with the 9th Infantry Division in Vietnam, our unit had the worst cooks in the entire Division.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:47pm |
re: #213 lostlakehiker
Look just to the south of Norway for your answer...a small country called 'Denmark'.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:57:55pm |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
Me too. I like okra too.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:58:19pm |
re: #167 ggt
Why do animals consistently eat items that are not edible and then vomit?
Ya never know what might be good?
And then they scarf it up regardless.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:58:24pm |
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:58:40pm |
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:58:46pm |
re: #218 karmic_inquisitor
Folks who never ate C rations have no idea how good MREs are in comparison.
Just today I was exposed to a "chicken meat product" that had been sprinkled on a salad and I was reminded of the old chicken that was packed into C rations. And after eating Cs you were sticky and you smelled. And the rubber cookies in Cs were disgusting.
MREs were such an improvement - especially when they included those little tobasco bottles.
amen... although, when i was first in the Guard, we went out to Irwin, and the AD types willingly traded us their MRE's for Crats... we thought they were nuts.
(loved me some ham and eggs chopped though. %-)
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:59:04pm |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
I like them too. :) Never ever ever with sugar though.
/sacrilege
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:59:13pm |
re: #228 Maximu§
My grits have to have melted butter, sugar and milk mixed in.
I like coos coos with grape jelly.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:59:15pm |
re: #222 Slumbering Behemoth
Heh. Not only does that add flavor, but enough of it also keeps jobless, mooching roommates from eating up all your stuff.
Now that one I like...:) have a ding up!
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Syrah Mon, Dec 15, 2008 10:59:29pm |
re: #226 karmic_inquisitor
Me too. I like okra too.
mmm. Okra fried in cornmeal. That stuff is the best!
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:09pm |
My oldest boy just came home from Army bootcamp and he told me "breakfast is still the best meal of the day at the chowhall"
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:20pm |
re: #226 karmic_inquisitor
Me too. I like okra too.
My mom likes fried okra. Only she seems to have an okra curse surrounding her.
Everytime she goes to a restaurant twice and eats fried okra, that place has closed down within 2 months. There's once place left in her town that serves it, but she's terrified to eat there a 2nd time!
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:28pm |
re: #237 Maximu§
My oldest boy just came home from Army bootcamp and he told me "breakfast is still the best meal of the day at the chowhall"
Ft. Benning?
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:30pm |
re: #227 Bobibutu
Ya never know what might be good? And then they scarf it up regardless.
Can we talk about tossing shoes instead of tossing cookies?
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:30pm |
re: #222 Slumbering Behemoth
Heh. Not only does that add flavor, but enough of it also keeps jobless, mooching roommates from eating up all your stuff.
syrup of ipecac in selected items keeps people from stealing your food more than once... very effective in large offices where no one ever sees anything.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:00:53pm |
re: #190 Fenway_Nation
and
re: #191 Dustyvet
Humph. At least you had MRE's - except in exceptional circumstances when I had LRRP rations, all I EVER got to eat was C-Rations - left over from WWII and Korea (God's honest truth to that) and the only good C-Ration was Meatballs and beans. NOTHING helped the coffee and we hadda use kool aid to drink the damn purified water!
You youngsters...hobbles bitterally down the road...got it easy today!
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:01:05pm |
re: #236 Syrah
mmm. Okra fried in cornmeal. That stuff is the best!
OH yes. Summertime meal- fried okra, fresh lima beans or purple hull peas, fresh sliced tomatoes, cornbread, and iced sweet tea. Now I'm hungry. :)
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rawmuse Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:01:46pm |
Nothing good is going to come from this shoe affair. Respect for the Office of the Presidency will evaporate.
Did the reporter turn out to be a Baathist?
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:02:06pm |
Collard greens with pork/bacon/hog bits.
Hush puppies.
Okra.
Cornbread.
And, of course, BBQ.
Mmmm mmm.
I do draw the line at pig's feet. My mom used to eat them out of the jar - they just looked too much like - well - feet - for me to put them in my mouth.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:02:15pm |
re: #244 redc1c4
I thought that was Camp Snoopy Ft. Jackson.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:02:22pm |
re: #218 karmic_inquisitor
Depended on which C-rat you drew. I could eat the Spaghetti one, while some guys hated it-but some were bad. But you always got your TP, matches, and cigarettes with 'em.
Speaking of MRE's, we dropped those to feed the Afghanis after starting into it, remember. It was a week or so later that they thought to tell the people not to eat the TP and something else...sheesh.
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Walter L. Newton Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:02:47pm |
re: #247 Cattt
Collard greens with pork/bacon/hog bits.
Hush puppies.
Okra.
Cornbread.
And, of course, BBQ.
Mmmm mmm.I do draw the line at pig's feet. My mom used to eat them out of the jar - they just looked too much like - well - feet - for me to put them in my mouth.
What's interesting is they are feet.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:02:52pm |
re: #243 gop_patriot
OH yes. Summertime meal- fried okra, fresh lima beans or purple hull peas, fresh sliced tomatoes, cornbread, and iced sweet tea. Now I'm hungry. :)
i'll keep the maters & the cornbread, and feed the rest to the pig so i can have pulled pork. the suger we'll run through the still.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:03:25pm |
re: #203 ggt
I wouldn't think less of you - I'd think y'all had lousy tastebuds, but I wouldn't think less of ya!
;')
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:03:40pm |
re: #239 astronmr20
Ft. Benning?
Knox, 19D Cavalry Scout...he came in #2 outta the whole company. The last night was supposed to be "Hell Night" with the Death Run the next day, but at the dinner party I found the DI's at the bar and started buying them rounds.
They never did make that Death Run...:)
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:03:43pm |
re: #224 Dustyvet
Well while i was with the 9th Infantry Division in Vietnam, our unit had the worst cooks in the entire Division.
Wish you would have known us then - we fed and entertained the troops from the Delta and others in Saigon for those who were TDY there. Had an amazing Viet cook/housekeeper.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:03:48pm |
re: #230 redc1c4
amen... although, when i was first in the Guard, we went out to Irwin, and the AD types willingly traded us their MRE's for Crats... we thought they were nuts.
(loved me some ham and eggs chopped though. %-)
Cs (I was told) could be made into good meals if you had a cooking fire. But noise and light discipline usually made that impossible. I can't remember eating a C ration hot - we didn't even use the "heat tabs" although some REMF units would. I can remember the first time I had the dehydrated strawberry's in an MRE - it was heaven.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:04:00pm |
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:04:21pm |
Reminds me - I need to get some blackeye peas before everyone runs out.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:04:44pm |
re: #242 realwest
and
re: #191 DustyvetHumph. At least you had MRE's - except in exceptional circumstances when I had LRRP rations, all I EVER got to eat was C-Rations - left over from WWII and Korea (God's honest truth to that) and the only good C-Ration was Meatballs and beans. NOTHING helped the coffee and we hadda use kool aid to drink the damn purified water!
You youngsters...hobbles bitterally down the road...got it easy today!
This youngster is 61 and have had 'dated c-rats" We could never get our paws on LRRP rations. Best rations I had over there was the Anzac rations the Aussies traded to us.
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:05:13pm |
re: #251 redc1c4
i'll keep the maters & the cornbread, and feed the rest to the pig so i can have pulled pork. the suger we'll run through the still.
Well you can definitely add barbecue to that meal. ;) But I love veggies too.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:05:22pm |
re: #240 Walter L. Newton
Can we talk about tossing shoes instead of tossing cookies?
As you wish ;-)
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:05:58pm |
re: #256 karmic_inquisitor
Cs (I was told) could be made into good meals if you had a cooking fire. But noise and light discipline usually made that impossible. I can't remember eating a C ration hot - we didn't even use the "heat tabs" although some REMF units would. I can remember the first time I had the dehydrated strawberry's in an MRE - it was heaven.
if you'd been Mech, you could have nestled them in the engine compartment...
and naturally, they got rid of the dehydrated strawberrries after a very short period of time... i still miss them.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:06:12pm |
re: #229 astronmr20
Blech.
I can't handle the consistency of Okra.
The texture is all part of the package. Escargot is one of those "learn to embrace the texture" foods that I love too.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:06:36pm |
re: #255 Bobibutu
Wish you would have known us then - we fed and entertained the troops from the Delta and others in Saigon for those who were TDY there. Had an amazing Viet cook/housekeeper.
I have an old cookbook that was written by Pearl S. Buck - it has awesome recipes from just about every SE Asian country.
My favorite is Korean. Spicy.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:06:38pm |
re: #258 Fenway_Nation
Gunning for your own ethanol subsidy, red?
until i get caught, and then i'll need a "bail out". %-)
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:06:52pm |
re: #237 Maximu§
Always has been the best meal of the day!
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:06:56pm |
re: #259 Cattt
Reminds me - I need to get some blackeye peas before everyone runs out.
You're not in the South now, you're in Baltimore, right? Do they eat black-eyed peas for New Years there too?
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:07:05pm |
re: #254 Maximu§
Knox, 19D Cavalry Scout...he came in #2 outta the whole company. The last night was supposed to be "Hell Night" with the Death Run the next day, but at the dinner party I found the DI's at the bar and started buying them rounds.
They never did make that Death Run...:)
Wow!
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Cygnus Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:07:09pm |
re: #9 stevieray
I wanna game where I can fling a herring at a Norseman. Got one of those?
Or better yet, lutefisk.
Actually, the game is pretty funny. I managed to hit him once - sure wish I spoke Norwegian.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:07:35pm |
re: #244 redc1c4
Knox... you know: the *easy* base... %-)
Easy?
You old Dog, from what my boy told me, bootcamp is harder. The last month they had only 2 hours of sleep a night and he told me it was so bad, they started turning on each other.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:07:36pm |
re: #264 karmic_inquisitor
The texture is all part of the package. Escargot is one of those "learn to embrace the texture" foods that I love too.
I love escargot - don't get it very often, though.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:07:38pm |
re: #254 Maximu§
Knox, 19D Cavalry Scout...he came in #2 outta the whole company. The last night was supposed to be "Hell Night" with the Death Run the next day, but at the dinner party I found the DI's at the bar and started buying them rounds.
They never did make that Death Run...:)
where is he PCS to, and with whom?
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:08:07pm |
re: #260 Dustyvet
This youngster is 61 and have had 'dated c-rats" We could never get our paws on LRRP rations. Best rations I had over there was the Anzac rations the Aussies traded to us.
The Aussies were hard traders with beer as well - they had the best and knew it - multiple cases of Bud for their Grog.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:08:50pm |
re: #271 Maximu§
Easy?
You old Dog, from what my boy told me, bootcamp is harder. The last month they had only 2 hours of sleep a night and he told me it was so bad, they started turning on each other.
well, there *is* a war on... glad to here he did so well.
give him my regards
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:09:21pm |
re: #268 gop_patriot
You're not in the South now, you're in Baltimore, right? Do they eat black-eyed peas for New Years there too?
Excuse me - not the South? Think again. We are south of the Mason Dixon line, hon.
Baltimore - the Northernmost Southern city - with the charm of the South and the industriousness of the North." :D
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:09:24pm |
re: #234 Dustyvet
No kidding, it works. You just have to be willing to suffer a bit for your food, going in and out. The payoff: after a few concoctions like that, the word gets out. When the moochers + friends open the fridge, they will not touch anything they did not make themselves.
"No, no. I ain't eatin' it. I won't even touch it. The Behemoth could have made that. That crazy fool eats stuff that could jump start a space shuttle. His t.p. must be made from asbestos."
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:09:28pm |
re: #254 Maximu§
LOL! Did your boy ever thank you for that?! Sure saved him from some pain, I'll tell you that!
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:09:58pm |
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:10:02pm |
re: #265 Cattt
I have an old cookbook that was written by Pearl S. Buck - it has awesome recipes from just about every SE Asian country.
My favorite is Korean. Spicy.
Good but - I got hooked on Thai. Kimchee is still a part of my diet tho.
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nightwatch Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:10:19pm |
Shame,
Shame on a people who WE helped give a voice. A voice to vote, a voice to govern, a voice to CHOOSE. Our Blood and GOLD ( men and women who have forfeited their futures for yours) we of this nation will never know the greatness that they could have been because they GAVE THEIR GOLD FOR YOU!
So you let some CAMEL-JOCKEY POS throw shoes at my President!
WELCOME to the freedom of the press. At least in your 3rd world countries you might try to hose down the mud-hut dwellers long enough to make this work. Or maybe the Britt's had it all wrong in giving your side of the world OIL to have. Seems most of your minds are focused on sharp swords and date trees and who will marry your sister's brother, or mother, such is your...culture.
My boot bottom is up faced to your Hajji place...
Have a nice day!
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:10:55pm |
re: #280 Bobibutu
Good but - I got hooked on Thai. Kimchee is still a part of my diet tho.
Thai is my second favorite. :D
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:11:18pm |
re: #260 Dustyvet
What month, Dustyvet-since I'm assuming we were both born in '47-I'm October.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:11:44pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:11:45pm |
re: #274 Bobibutu
The Aussies were hard traders with beer as well - they had the best and knew it - multiple cases of Bud for their Grog.
Lads we traded with only wanted one thing a set of pool balls. I cam away with a pair of aussie boots, a slouch hat, a lot of aussie rations, and a bunch of other stuff. At one point they talked of tossing in a Land Rover.
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Catttt Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:11:50pm |
Now that I'm good and hungry (but not really), I need to hit the hay.
G'night, y'all.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:12:17pm |
re: #260 Dustyvet
Anzac rations? Damn, I ate in one of their SAS billets once and thought I'd died and gone to heaven!
Geez, I HATED C-rats. Especially the eggs and lima beans! YUCK!
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:12:26pm |
re: #287 Cattt
Now that I'm good and hungry (but not really), I need to hit the hay.
G'night, y'all.
G'Night, Cattt!
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:12:47pm |
re: #269 astronmr20
Wow!
Last night was dinner with the family and once I saw the DI's drinking rounds at the bar...I knew there would be no death run. I bought 4 rounds of Scotch with beer chasers and smoked Marlburro's (red) with them all. My sons DI told me "I trained him good and that he stayed under the radar"
Those little Bastards have me to Thank for not doing the Death run...lol
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:12:53pm |
re: #284 Pietr
What month, Dustyvet-since I'm assuming we were both born in '47-I'm October.
October here too, now what day?
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:13:22pm |
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:13:56pm |
re: #245 rawmuse
Nothing good is going to come from this shoe affair. Respect for the Office of the Presidency will evaporate.
Did the reporter turn out to be a Baathist?
just a garden variety moonbat... although he evidently dislikes the Iranians too. i just doubt he has the stones to throw shoes at ima dinner jacket.
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Cygnus Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:14:01pm |
re: #56 Dustyvet
Toss Lutefisk!
Hear that gagging sound? It's Norwegian-Americans attempting to connect with their heritage.It happens every year at this time; thousands of people choke down an infamous concoction called lutefisk. What people in America don't know is that most Norwegians came to their senses decades ago and quit eating the stuff.
To make lutefisk, catch yourself a cod. Take out the bones, skin it, salt it, and hang it out to dry for several weeks until it hardens and smells like a dumpster. Then, bring it inside and soak it in lye for several days.
Make Love, Not Lutefisk[Link: www.davethefox.com...]
Lutefisk. Gah. Thank God and my dad that I'm half Swedish instead.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:14:10pm |
re: #283 astronmr20
I miss good kimchee...
My K g/f would bury it in the back yard - we wouldn't allow it to ferment in the house.
Nuoc Mam the same in VN - powerful stuff. yum but smelly.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:14:58pm |
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:15:32pm |
re: #281 nightwatch
well, as i understand it, the local reporters jumped him before the security got there, and the press in Iraq is *not* pleased. he's only popular in the west and in other ME countries. in Iraq i believe he is potentially facing 7 years in jail.
/good enough for me
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:15:47pm |
re: #276 Cattt
Excuse me - not the South? Think again. We are south of the Mason Dixon line, hon.
Baltimore - the Northernmost Southern city - with the charm of the South and the industriousness of the North." :D
Ah well, duh. X)
I just don't have a mental picture of Maryland as Southern, it just seems so far up there. ;) But I grew up in Memphis, so to me, parts of Virginia aren't even very Southern. LOL!
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:15:52pm |
re: #249 Pietr
Depended on which C-rat you drew. I could eat the Spaghetti one, while some guys hated it-but some were bad. But you always got your TP, matches, and cigarettes with 'em.
Speaking of MRE's, we dropped those to feed the Afghanis after starting into it, remember. It was a week or so later that they thought to tell the people not to eat the TP and something else...sheesh.
Thinking back, the spaghetti wasn't all that bad - a bit like chef boy-ar-dee IIRC.
I also now remember what a pain it was to haul out the cans - they always had some residual liquid in them that would get all over the inside of your ruck. So you would stick them in the outermost ammo pockets and then they'd bang around if you ran with you ruck on.
The big complaint I remember about MREs when they came out were that they "plugged you up". I remember talking to some Major about out and he claimed the foods were designed to be "low bulk" so that you could sweat out and urinate out most of the waste. Idea was that it is hazardous to take a dump in an NBC environment or if you are sitting in a tank for a week. Then there were the rumors about "salt peter" being in them. Never bought that idea.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:16:08pm |
re: #292 Maximu§
Fort Drum, 10th Mountain Infantry Division.
Climb to Glory!
he gets the "Beer Keg" on his arm...
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:16:36pm |
re: #278 realwest
LOL! Did your boy ever thank you for that?! Sure saved him from some pain, I'll tell you that!
Naw, he said the DI's were marching up and down the hallway in their underwear and dress shoes, swinging baseball bats, screaming and yelling, and they were "wasted"...all I did was smile when I heard that, but I sure had a hangover.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:16:44pm |
re: #297 Dustyvet
Wow, I gots TOE on you...Time on Earth, by 4 days.
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:16:50pm |
re: #296 Bobibutu
My K g/f would bury it in the back yard - we wouldn't allow it to ferment in the house.
Nuoc Mam the same in VN - powerful stuff. yum but smelly.
Was thinking the exact same thing... had a korean GF once and she was taught to make it at an early age.
So good.
Actually Kimchee was her nickname amongst her Korean friends.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:16:55pm |
re: #294 Cygnus
Lutefisk. Gah. Thank God and my dad that I'm half Swedish instead.
kind of like that credit card commercial, eh?
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:21pm |
Dang, I missed her. Goodnight Cattt, sleep well! :)
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:25pm |
re: #301 redc1c4
Climb to Glory!
he gets the "Beer Keg" on his arm...
You need to get your ass to my house this weekend for beer!
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:30pm |
re: #286 Dustyvet
Lads we traded with only wanted one thing a set of pool balls. I cam away with a pair of aussie boots, a slouch hat, a lot of aussie rations, and a bunch of other stuff. At one point they talked of tossing in a Land Rover.
Ya had to love the Aussies - man they were cool.
White Horse was a different place - Koreans Ruled and ran the black market with great skill - and why not - we taught them well.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:42pm |
G'nite Lizards. Save me a fruitcup. Preferably a spiked one.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:47pm |
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:17:51pm |
re: #292 Maximu§
Great Unit, Maximus - trust me on that - some real, hard core, extremely combat tested dude in the 10th Mtn Div.
I heard they was ALL OVER TORA BORA killing them Al-Q fucks.
Seriously, your boy is going to an elite division, he'll do you and himself proud!
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:18:23pm |
re: #271 Maximu§
Easy?
You old Dog, from what my boy told me, bootcamp is harder. The last month they had only 2 hours of sleep a night and he told me it was so bad, they started turning on each other.
Probably to simulate combat stress. Get guys to get a case of the ass so they know what it is like and how to work around it. So is that 2 per night for a month?
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:19:32pm |
re: #300 karmic_inquisitor
Thinking back, the spaghetti wasn't all that bad - a bit like chef boy-ar-dee IIRC.
I also now remember what a pain it was to haul out the cans - they always had some residual liquid in them that would get all over the inside of your ruck. So you would stick them in the outermost ammo pockets and then they'd bang around if you ran with you ruck on.
The big complaint I remember about MREs when they came out were that they "plugged you up". I remember talking to some Major about out and he claimed the foods were designed to be "low bulk" so that you could sweat out and urinate out most of the waste. Idea was that it is hazardous to take a dump in an NBC environment or if you are sitting in a tank for a week. Then there were the rumors about "salt peter" being in them. Never bought that idea.
Did you ever cut a hole in the box, stick your (partially opened) can of food in there...stuff the box with toilet paper, light it and you have a hot meal! I liked C-rats.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:19:48pm |
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:19:55pm |
re: #296 Bobibutu
You are definitely a braver man than I - I manged to get past the smell of Nuoc Mum once and ate some and regretted doing so almost immediately! Shit is HOT!
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gop_patriot Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:19:55pm |
It's 28 degrees here in central AR. We've had freezing rain and sleet all day, and I'm freezing; going to take a hot bath.
Talk to y'all later if I can't sleep. lol :)
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Cygnus Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:20:19pm |
re: #100 Airborn Swine
The problem is that Savage rarely thinks for more than a few seconds running.
He's a somewhat educated hyper emotional child, and I gave up on getting more than five minutes of rationality from him long ago. He is now deemed the AntiChrist by the actually popular local talk host and relegated to the Art Bell region of time slots.
I gave up on Savage several years ago after he called Elizabeth Smart's dad an unmanly wuss, etc because he cried when she was returned to the family after being kidnapped. He can be such a crass SOB sometimes (though I did like the name 'Rat Boy' for John Walker Lindh).
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:20:28pm |
re: #300 karmic_inquisitor
Thinking back, the spaghetti wasn't all that bad - a bit like chef boy-ar-dee IIRC.
I also now remember what a pain it was to haul out the cans - they always had some residual liquid in them that would get all over the inside of your ruck. So you would stick them in the outermost ammo pockets and then they'd bang around if you ran with you ruck on.
The big complaint I remember about MREs when they came out were that they "plugged you up". I remember talking to some Major about out and he claimed the foods were designed to be "low bulk" so that you could sweat out and urinate out most of the waste. Idea was that it is hazardous to take a dump in an NBC environment or if you are sitting in a tank for a week. Then there were the rumors about "salt peter" being in them. Never bought that idea.
the biggest problem with MRE's is that they are low moisture, so that with the routine state of semi-dehydration that is so easy to attain in the field, the body "can't" move them along... that's one reason why they have moved away from the original selections with many dehydrated items.
that and troops bitched like mad. %-)
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:20:53pm |
re: #313 karmic_inquisitor
Probably to simulate combat stress. Get guys to get a case of the ass so they know what it is like and how to work around it. So is that 2 per night for a month?
The army used to tell us they had to give us 4 hours a night sleep, they then informed us they did not have to give us those 4 hours all at one time...:(
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:14pm |
re: #308 Maximu§
You need to get your ass to my house this weekend for beer!
have to get the 6 to give permission... we'll see.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:26pm |
re: #298 redc1c4
My understanding is that this is an Iraqi reporter for an Iraqi-based Egyptian-owned TV Channel. Apparently they were running messages of support from all across the 'Arab Street' in a little scrawl at the bottom of the screen and his handlers bosses bitching and moaning about the fact that he was even detained. These al-Jazeera wanna-be propagandists are saying this goes against the principle of Freedom of the Press...
So apparently Freedom of the Press is all about acting like a putlant little turd while wearing a press pass. Good thing we're getting a much-needed lesson on Freedom of Press from these Arabs who clearly hold fundemantal human rights in such high esteem...
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:26pm |
re: #312 realwest
Great Unit, Maximus - trust me on that - some real, hard core, extremely combat tested dude in the 10th Mtn Div.
I heard they was ALL OVER TORA BORA killing them Al-Q fucks.
Seriously, your boy is going to an elite division, he'll do you and himself proud!
He told me they were Bad-Asses and he would be taken care of...I'm Damn proud of him, he was #2 out of the whole company. I knew he would do well...he's been squad leader for over 6 weeks.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:30pm |
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astronmr20 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:47pm |
re: #321 redc1c4
have to get the 6 to give permission... we'll see.
Is that anything like the "6" in Battlestar Galactica?
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:21:58pm |
re: #304 astronmr20
Was thinking the exact same thing... had a korean GF once and she was taught to make it at an early age.
So good.
Actually Kimchee was her nickname amongst her Korean friends.
HA! My nick with the Viet gals is Saigon was Mom Ruk - the fermented shrimp sauce - I brought it back from every Vung Tau run and sold it in the bars for fun. Our housekeeper would create amazing dishes with it.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:22:55pm |
re: #321 redc1c4
have to get the 6 to give permission... we'll see.
I'll supply the beer and Saturday is the day.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:22:55pm |
re: #311 Dustyvet
Now the Bad news-I'm a WINGNUT. Not in the sense of the board and moonbats-I was Air Force. Saw the Army-navy stuff last night, and piped that out-but everyone went to the next thread...LOL.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:23:17pm |
G I Beans in G I gravy
G I wish I'd joined the navy.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:23:28pm |
re: #308 Maximu§
You need to get your ass to my house this weekend for beer!
BTW: your boss and his lovely wife aren't going to be there, are they?
/white smoke
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:24:19pm |
re: #272 Cattt
I love escargot - don't get it very often, though.
I haven't mustered the courage to make it - even own the escargot pan for the oven.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:24:24pm |
re: #331 redc1c4
BTW: your boss and his lovely wife aren't going to be there, are they?
/white smoke
LOL, naw I hope not...she's a piece of work for sure.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:24:58pm |
re: #314 Maximu§
Waitaminute here - y'all "liked C-rats."? Hey, the only one I could eat and almost enjoy was the meatballs and beans and NOBODY I KNEW could eat the damned eggs and Lima beans. Who the hell ever thought eggs and lima beans should be fed to the troops anyway?
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:25:04pm |
re: #325 astronmr20
Is that anything like the "6" in Battlestar Galactica?
"Household 6" aka "2H6" ... wife.
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Cheechako Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:25:33pm |
Can anyone tell me what the difference is between C Rations and K Rations?
For myself, I liked the pound cake and Vienna Sausages the best.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:25:42pm |
re: #316 realwest
You are definitely a braver man than I - I manged to get past the smell of Nuoc Mum once and ate some and regretted doing so almost immediately! Shit is HOT!
Damn! RW - wish we could have had you over for dinner - we tried to get our housekeeper/cook evacuated with her family - one nephew a VC - not by choice - we failed - never heard from her again.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:26:03pm |
re: #332 karmic_inquisitor
I haven't mustered the courage to make it - even own the escargot pan for the oven.
i never want to be so hungry that snails sound like a good idea.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:26:11pm |
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nightwatch Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:26:21pm |
re: #293 redc1c4
AARRRGGGHHH,
Steaming...going to any range that is open...none.
Then, out to the hills, 5 clips of PR's and scoot-n-shot til I see headlights coming up the road. Hell with this weather, nobody will call, think maybe, Thunder?
Anyway, time to see how the Glock likes WET!
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:27:47pm |
re: #334 realwest
Waitaminute here - y'all "liked C-rats."? Hey, the only one I could eat and almost enjoy was the meatballs and beans and NOBODY I KNEW could eat the damned eggs and Lima beans. Who the hell ever thought eggs and lima beans should be fed to the troops anyway?
It was ham and Lima beans, and eggs and ham chopped, I liked the ham and Lima beans...:)
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:28:50pm |
re: #337 Bobibutu
Yeah, I worked with some Nungs and they were the BEST jungle fighters around. We couldn't get them out, either.
Probably all dead now, damnit.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:29:13pm |
re: #334 realwest
Waitaminute here - y'all "liked C-rats."? Hey, the only one I could eat and almost enjoy was the meatballs and beans and NOBODY I KNEW could eat the damned eggs and Lima beans. Who the hell ever thought eggs and lima beans should be fed to the troops anyway?
We spent so much time in the field, I got used to C-rats. I could turn one of those into a feast...a few trades here and there and I was fine. Remember that weird tasting chocolate...the round ones?
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:29:44pm |
re: #336 Cheechako
C rats were individual meal size-K was unit sized, or so I was told. As in meant for feeding a squad...
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:29:51pm |
re: #330 Dustyvet
G I Beans in G I gravy
G I wish I'd joined the navy.
Dive team at MinDiv 43 Ville - Charlotte Amalie VI - we collected longusters till we had enough to feed the entire crew (65) - did it in two shifts on the beach - yum.
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Killian Bundy Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:30:07pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:30:14pm |
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:30:41pm |
re: #314 Maximu§
re: #263 redc1c4
if you'd been Mech, you could have nestled them in the engine compartment...
and naturally, they got rid of the dehydrated strawberrries after a very short period of time... i still miss them.
I remember spending some time with some armor guys - they lived well. All sorts of contraband made it into the field in those things.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:30:49pm |
re: #341 Dustyvet
Well my memory must be playing tricks on me, cause C-Rat eggs were HORRIBLE and decently preparerd and cooked Lima Beans are my #67 favorite meal.
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gmsc Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:31:04pm |
re: #324 Dustyvet
Well the 19th fell on a Sunday...
re: #339 Pietr
re: #324 Dustyvet
Seems I remember being told I was a "Child of Woe".
Cool - still got it.
Anytime someone mentions a date, I can usually recall the day of the week on which it fall within 3-4 seconds.
It's impressive in person. It kind of loses something when you do it on the computer where people think you could've just looked it up.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:32:46pm |
re: #336 Cheechako
IIRC, K-rats were the predecessor to C-Rats - geebus, think how bad K-Rats musta been if the Army switched from them to C-rats!
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:32:53pm |
re: #342 realwest
Yeah, I worked with some Nungs and they were the BEST jungle fighters around. We couldn't get them out, either.
Probably all dead now, damnit.
re: #342 realwest
Yeah, I worked with some Nungs and they were the BEST jungle fighters around. We couldn't get them out, either.
Probably all dead now, damnit.
We - the US - really let them down - like the terps in Iraq.
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Cygnus Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:32:56pm |
re: #130 gmsc
Well, let's see . . . "Au" on the periodic table is Gold, so . . .
It's also a brand of mobile phone in Japan, so maybe Shit Au is another way to complain about your crappy cell phone service. :P
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Picayune Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:33:09pm |
re: #245 rawmuse
No, he is a Sadir City, Iran Backed Douchebag.
When first seeing this vid, I thought Pres Bush should have:
1. caught the shoe, midflight, and thrown it back at him, laughing all the way, saying "I am not buying shoes here."
2. Stuck out his toung and laughed at him, after two missed shoe shots. Bush played Yale baseball, afterall.
3. Pulled out his "personal defense device" and dispached the asshole with a .41 magnum head-shot.
4. Had the SS stand him up and address him saying that "I did not invest all our capital and all our American lives in freeing the Iraq people from a jerk not unlike like you, just to allow an Asshole just like you to disparage that sacriface, now, do you really want to face the wood chipper, as in the days of old? Shit, we should have taken all the oil anyway, then, at least all the Arabs/Iranians and their sponored terrorists would know who won this war!" Now GFYS.
I like # 3! But # 4 ain't bad either. But that's just me. Regardless, you got to love GW after this. Obama, your on deck!
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SummerSong Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:33:26pm |
re: #268 gop_patriot
You're not in the South now, you're in Baltimore, right? Do they eat black-eyed peas for New Years there too?
Baltimore IS in the south. It's below the Mason Dixon line.
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redc1c4 Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:07pm |
re: #334 realwest
Waitaminute here - y'all "liked C-rats."? Hey, the only one I could eat and almost enjoy was the meatballs and beans and NOBODY I KNEW could eat the damned eggs and Lima beans. Who the hell ever thought eggs and lima beans should be fed to the troops anyway?
i liked the ham & eggs, the caned fruit, the pound cake, and the blackberry jam...
ham and mothers would gag a maggot.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:19pm |
re: #314 Maximu§
Did you ever cut a hole in the box, stick your (partially opened) can of food in there...stuff the box with toilet paper, light it and you have a hot meal! I liked C-rats.
Never did it and never used a heat tab. I only had to deal with MREs for a couple of years and then the MREs came into inventory.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:41pm |
re: #349 realwest
Horrible was powdered eggs-unless maybe you ever met a master chef who could fix 'em. I like to see the cook break my eggs onto the grill, cause I hated powdered eggs...Ecch.
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:47pm |
re: #343 Maximu§
No I don't remember round chocolate things, but I did like the cheese (!) and crackers and the fruit cup!
And,of course, the little four pack of cigarettes!
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:49pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:34:57pm |
re: #355 redc1c4
which likiely had *nothing* to do with what day you were
inflictedborn.../white smoke
I was not the one who posted the child of woe...:)
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:36:17pm |
re: #349 realwest
Well my memory must be playing tricks on me, cause C-Rat eggs were HORRIBLE and decently preparerd and cooked Lima Beans are my #67 favorite meal.
#67? Come on - not 65?
;)
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:36:59pm |
re: #356 SummerSong
Maybe so, but Maryland stayed in the Union!
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stevieray Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:37:42pm |
re: #350 gmsc
Cool - still got it.
Anytime someone mentions a date, I can usually recall the day of the week on which it fall within 3-4 seconds.
It's impressive in person. It kind of loses something when you do it on the computer where people think you could've just looked it up.
Scientists study people like you.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:38:45pm |
re: #360 realwest
No I don't remember round chocolate things, but I did like the cheese (!) and crackers and the fruit cup!
And,of course, the little four pack of cigarettes!
Cheese and crackers! Only the best Government Cheese want into those!
Didn't they have little hotdogs that tasted like extruded glue?
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:39:06pm |
re: #355 redc1c4
Wednesdays' child is a child of woe...and that'd be me, redc1c4.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:39:30pm |
re: #363 karmic_inquisitor
#67? Come on - not 65?
;)
We - IBMers - actually did C-Rats from time to time - there was nothing else. Gave us a lot of compassion for the guys that were really out their with nothing else.
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:41:15pm |
re: #366 karmic_inquisitor
I think those were supposed to be vienna sausages-but something got lost when they translated 'em to English...LOL.
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:41:23pm |
re: #338 redc1c4
i never want to be so hungry that snails sound like a good idea.
Ever made soup out of moth larvae? Like cream of mushroom.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:41:33pm |
The "M" unit came in 12 basic varieties grouped in 3 menus of 4 different entrees (later supplemented by "Alternate" variant entrees):
* M-1: Beefsteak, Chicken w/. Noodles, Cooked Ham Slices in Juices, Tuna Fish. M-1A: Fried Ham Slices or Turkey Loaf.
* M-2: Meat Chunks w/. Beans in Tomato Sauce, Ham & Lima Beans, Beef Slices w/. Potatoes in Gravy, or Beans w/. Frankfurter Chunks in Tomato Sauce. M-2A: Spaghetti w/. Meatballs in Tomato Sauce.
* M-3: Chopped Ham & Eggs, Beef in Spiced Sauce, Pork Steak, or Boned Chicken or Turkey. M-3A: Meat Loaf or Cooked Pork Slices in Juices.
The "B" unit came in three different varieties:
* B-1: 7 Crackers and 2 Chocolate Discs (Types: Solid Chocolate, Chocolate Creme, or Chocolate Coconut).
o Peanut Butter Spread.
* B-2: 4 Hardtack Biscuits and a cookie sandwich or fudge disc.
o Cheese Spread (Types: Plain Cheddar, Processed Cheese w/. Pimentos, or Processed Cheese w/. Caraway Seeds) .
* B-3: 4 Cookies and a packet of Cocoa powder.
o Jam Spread (Types: Apple, Mixed Berry, Mixed Fruit, Grape, or Strawberry) .
The "D" unit came in three different types:
* D-1 (Fruit): Halved Apricots, Sliced Peaches, Quartered Pears, Fruit Cocktail. D-1A (Fruit): Applesauce.
* D-2 (Cake): Pound Cake, Fruitcake, Orange Nut Roll, Cinnamon Nut Roll. D-2A (Cake): Date Pudding.
* D-3 (Bread): White Bread. (There were no alternates).
Each menu was grouped by their unit number (i.e., M-1, B-1 and D-1 items were grouped together). As an example, the jam in the B-3 unit was meant to be spread on the White Bread in the D-3 unit. Alternate items (designated with an "A" suffix) were introduced to provide variety and reduce the monotony. Since their cans were the same size, the M-1/B-1 and M-3/B-3 group items were often switched (i.e., M-1 and D-3 grouped with B-3 or M-3 and D-1 grouped with B-1).
The "B"-unit's Crackers & Candy can was lined with a piece of corrugated cardboard to protect the contents from damage. In the "D"-unit, the white bread came in one solid cylindrical piece, while the pound cake, fruitcake, Orange Nut Roll, and Cinnamon Roll came wrapped in paper wrappers like cupcakes.
The Accessory Pack came with salt, pepper, sugar, instant coffee, non-dairy creamer, 2 pieces of candy-coated chewing gum, a packet of toilet paper, a 4-pack of commercial-grade cigarettes, and a book of 20 cardboard moisture-proof matches.
Typical commercial brands issued in the cigarette ration were: Camel, Chesterfield, Kent, Kool, Lucky Strike, Marlboro, Pall Mall, Salem, or Winston. Due to health concerns, cigarettes were eliminated from the accessory packs in 1975.[2]
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:41:51pm |
re: #348 karmic_inquisitor
Shoot - I remember cracking the casing on a Claymore, slicing off a bit of C-4 and sticking it under a can of whatever C-rat I got stuck with and light it with a match - WHOOOSH - hot chow!* Great way to make hot coffee too!
* provided you were smart enough to use your p-38 to open the C-rat can first!
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:43:30pm |
re: #366 karmic_inquisitor
LOL! Yeah they called 'em Vienna Sausages! LOL!
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realwest Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:44:46pm |
re: #371 Dustyvet
Geebus Dusty - how the hell did you remember all of that?!
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:45:26pm |
Meal, Combat, Individual ration
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:46:06pm |
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:46:09pm |
re: #372 realwest
Shoot - I remember cracking the casing on a Claymore, slicing off a bit of C-4 and sticking it under a can of whatever C-rat I got stuck with and light it with a match - WHOOOSH - hot chow!* Great way to make hot coffee too!
* provided you were smart enough to use your p-38 to open the C-rat can first!
C-4 a profoundly versatile tool.
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Maximu§ Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:46:40pm |
re: #371 Dustyvet
God, I hated that poundcake, the fruit cans were all good tho. the meatchunks, speggetti and beefsteak all cooked well if you lit the box up after stuffing it with toilet paper.
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:47:25pm |
re: #375 Dustyvet
Meal, Combat, Individual ration
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
Thank God it was not stuck in your brain.
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:48:03pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:48:28pm |
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Bob Dillon Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:49:46pm |
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Pietr Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:57:26pm |
re: #380 Maximu§
Goodnight Max...no nightmares about C rats now...
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Dec 15, 2008 11:59:19pm |
re: #322 Fenway_Nation
So apparently Freedom of the Press is all about acting like a putlant little turd while wearing a press pass.
Hey - now they won't bitch next time someone draws a picture of Mo' to demonstrate freedom of speech. We all have the right to offend.
/ I can hope
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Bob Dillon Tue, Dec 16, 2008 12:15:26am |
re: #384 Pietr
Goodnight Max...no nightmares about C rats now...
C-Rats - zug ... we are going to have a party ... stand by.
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Throbert McGee Tue, Dec 16, 2008 2:55:38am |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
I wonder how many people will eat polenta, but turn up their noses at "grits" just because of the name?
(They're both coarse-ground cornmeal, although grits are actually better for you because of the alkali processing that turns "regular corn" into "hominy" -- which makes the proteins in the corn more absorbable by the body. Back in the old days, dirt-poor Italians who had to subsist on almost nothing but polenta during the lean months would show protein-deficiency symptoms, while dirt-poor American Southerners subsisting on almost nothing but grits were relatively healthy by comparison.)
Anyway, I love grits, and sometimes cook them polenta-style with garlic, Italian herbs, and parmesan cheese, rather than as a breakfast dish.
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Throbert McGee Tue, Dec 16, 2008 3:02:10am |
re: #46 Wyatt Earp
Ice cold Guinness Stout is next to me.
Ah, an Irish milkshake -- perfect for a light dessert!
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A.W. Tue, Dec 16, 2008 5:54:23am |
I am trying, really trying to give Obama a fair shake. "He will be our president," i keep telling myself, "i know he has no experience, etc., but you really have to give him the chance to succeed."
Then i see shit like this and I start to feel like a man who wrote into instapundit a while back who said he would hate obama as revenge on all the people who hated bush. he would be unfair to obama because they were so unfair to bush. and so forth.
I know that is the wrong thing to do, but this classless treatment of him on the way out makes it hard to do the right thing. and no, its not the international reaction. we expect that. it is Americans making common cause with them against the president.
I thought no one President more beneath the office of the President than Clinton. But if I met him I would treat him with the respect that he never afforded his office.
I am sick of being the good guy, in face of an opposition that behaves like children. I am sick of being patriotic in a simple and direct way in the face of an opposition that has an, ahem, expansive concept of patriotism. I am sick of being fair when the other side is not.
And to the left, there will be a day when my patience with your crap runs out.
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Jed Tue, Dec 16, 2008 5:58:43am |
Norway is the most America, Israel, and Jew hating country in Europe. I don't know why. There are so few Jews left there. And Norway worked with the Nazis to deport their Jews.
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jcbunga Tue, Dec 16, 2008 6:07:46am |
I can't think of the place without recalling that Farside cartoon "The Fords of Norway"...
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gman Tue, Dec 16, 2008 6:27:27am |
Hey Norwegians, a little gjetost to go with your scapegoat?
"Scapegoating is an effective if temporary means of achieving group solidarity, when it cannot be achieved in a more constructive way. It is a turning inward, a diversion of energy away from serving nebulous external purposes toward the deliciously clear, specific goal..." Kenneth Westhues
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badbear Tue, Dec 16, 2008 6:47:11am |
The best of the bunch left the area in the Viking days. The gene pool took a heavy hit and it's been downhill in Scandinavia ever since.
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docremulac Tue, Dec 16, 2008 7:13:01am |
The left puts up this sh*t and now we're supposed to be all civilized and support their candidate Obama?
Screw that. I officially retract my support for Obama simply because his followers are scum. I had originally wished him well since it would for the good of the country but not any more. I hope his administration crashes and burns because the damage liberals would cause by getting more power through his successful presidency would be worse than any short term damage the messiah could cause by enacting the Jimmy Carter presidency part 2.
I'm officially joining the knee-jerk anti Obama crowd over this. For anybody on the left to support the President of the United States getting physically attacked shows that they're just violent thug fascist pigs.
Screw them and their bullsh*t messiah.
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newsread5 Tue, Dec 16, 2008 8:01:39am |
Lighten up folks. Its a game and funny as hell!
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Amer-I-Can Tue, Dec 16, 2008 8:03:38am |
The Norwegians can keep their shoe game, and their 2.5% unemployment rate! How can any of them have time to play the stupid game anyway?
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nyc redneck Tue, Dec 16, 2008 8:05:52am |
fck norway.
the vikings got out and norway is a cold bitter 3rd world outpost.
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So? Tue, Dec 16, 2008 8:12:16am |
Another anti-Bush demonstration in Iraq.
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gman Tue, Dec 16, 2008 8:25:47am |
re: #398 newsread5
Lighten up folks. Its a game and funny as hell!
I tried doing that when Lefty first started making fun of Bush, but after awhile I realized that all the fun and games were created to soothe Lefty's feelings of helplessness as well as instill a sense of solidarity among the closed minded. Then, the fun and games were not so funny anymore.
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joan Tue, Dec 16, 2008 10:27:03am |
Jah, so funny to insult the cowboy President! Jah, so great the Iraqi journalist. Jah, so nice the Islam legal system hier, yes? Jah, so where is USA for liberation us! Sharia, and many beheaded in great Norse, helfen! Helfen! Damn America so slow, come helfen uns!
/okay, lame and not Norwegian faux, more like German faux...you get my drift
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Joan Tue, Dec 16, 2008 10:29:13am |
re: #400 nyc redneck
fck norway.
the vikings got out and norway is a cold bitter 3rd world outpost.
All I'm saying is, they'll be laughing out their ass soon.
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ilan toren Tue, Dec 16, 2008 11:19:57am |
Too simple. Ironic that one of the greatest moments in Arab journalism involves a sophomoric tantrum with shoes. Most Arabs can't even afford a decent pair of shoes.
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Robert O. Tue, Dec 16, 2008 12:53:25pm |
Does someone have a video camera and can they film themselves throwing shoes at a Koran and then upload it to YouTube as a response video to the shoe throwing at Bush?
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Joan Tue, Dec 16, 2008 2:19:25pm |
re: #203 ggt
Lizards, would you think less of me if I told you I liked grits?
never met a grit I didn't like, so long as there be oh, maybe butter. If not, then maybe honey. Or some grated cheese. Let us count the ways...a little milk, a little raisins, a little walnuts
Problem is I can't have 'em anymore. Too starchy
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