Creationist Clip ‘n Save
LGF reader Zimriel created this handy dandy model form letter for creationists driven into a seething frenzy by an LGF post, to help them put together that dramatic flounce-off email with a minimum of effort:
CREATIONIST FORM LETTER
Dear Charles,
I’m a
[] longtime poster with 0-3 comments since January 2008
[] longtime lurker
[] sockpuppetwho just read your post on
[] that fossil disproving another talking point
[] a speech by: [] Hitchens [] PZ Myers [] Dawkins [] the Pope
[] a picture from the Hubble
[] a Discovery Institute “senior fellow” saying something dumb
[] some politician stepping on his dick
[] Bobby Jindaland I am feeling
[] upset
[] saddened
[] betrayed, befuddled, bewildered
[] so angry I could spitI am not a creationist. I have a degree in
[] biochemistry
[] something
[] science
[] *mumble*and according to the noted scientist
[] Michael Behe
[] Phillip Johnson
[] Ron Paulthere are too many unanswered questions. What about
[] the bacterial flagellum?
[] no transitional fossils?
[] Darwin’s NAZISM!Huh? I’m just saying we can’t know everything. In conclusion
[] you’re doomed to burn in eternal torment
[] I’ll be praying for you
[] Just sayin’
[] Please delete my accountBest regards,
[your signature here]
Frank says: