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Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.

Ogden Nash, The Termite

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1 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:18:10pm

I love that new thread smell...

2 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:19:20pm

I've said it before, Crosby, Stills and Young should have let this man write more.

3 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:19:51pm

Hello, late night lizards!

4 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:19:56pm

To think, I had my pick of openers...

5 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:20:17pm

re: #3 Fenway_Nation

Hello, late night lizards!

Hey, fucker!

6 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:20:56pm

weet dreams all!

7 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:21:11pm

I learned that language on the Lounge thread. Blame them.

8 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:21:20pm

re: #3 Fenway_Nation

Hello, late night lizards!

Hello, Fenway. BTW, I've been meaning to ask: Is your avatar the patch of the 3rd Infantry Division?

9 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:21:37pm

re: #6 ggt

Weet dreams ggt.

10 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:22:24pm

I think Charles should delete any of the first 10 posts of the LNT that say 'Good Night.'

11 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:22:41pm

re: #8 Dark_Falcon


Yes it is...

12 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:22:44pm

Quitters!

13 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:23:31pm

re: #7 Noam Sayin'

Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Assuming you had on pants....
;)

14 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:23:55pm

re: #11 Fenway_Nation

Yes it is...

Thank you.

15 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:24:18pm

re: #13 Floral Giraffe

You hedge correctly. I'm not wearing pants.

16 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:24:56pm

re: #11 Fenway_Nation

Rock of the Marne

17 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:25:44pm

That's right, lizards - it's music video time again. Here's the full recap so far:

100 - Green Day, Basket Case
99 - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Parents Just Don't Understand
98 - REM, Everybody Hurts
97 - Human League, Don't You Want Me
96 - The Replacements, Bastards of Young
95 - George Michael, Faith
94 - Wyclef Jean, Gone 'Til November
93 - U2, Sunday Bloody Sunday
92 - LL Cool J, Going Back to Cali
91 - Prince and the Revolution, 1999
90 - Lenny Kravitz, Are You Gonna Go My Way
89 - They Might Be Giants, Don't Let's Start
88 - Janet Jackson, Love Will Never Do (Without You)
87 - The Prodigy, Firestarter
86 - Billy Idol, Cradle of Love
85 - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Don't Come Around Here No More
84 - Method Man & Mary J. Blige, 84-I'll Be There For You / You're All I Need To Get By
83 - Godley & Creme, Cry
82 - Def Leppard, Pour Some Sugar on Me
81 - Twisted Sister, We're Not Gonna Take It
80 - The Cure, Close to Me
79 - Fiona Apple, Criminal
78 - Adam Ant, Goody Two Shoes
77 - Radiohead, Fake Plastic Trees
76 - Devo, Whip It
75 - Public Enemy, Fight the Power
74 - C+C Music Factory, Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
73 - Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas
72 - The Chemical Brothers, Setting Sun
71 - M. C. Hammer, U Can't Touch This
70 - New Order, True Faith
69 - Smashing Pumpkins, 1979
68 - Duran Duran, Girls on Film
67 - Don Henley, Boys of Summer
66 - The Beastie Boys, Fight For Your Right
65 - Garbage, Stupid Girl
64 - Beck, Loser
63 - Tone-Loc, Wild Thing
62 - U2, Where The Streets Have No Name
61 - Van Halen, Right Now
60 - 'til tuesday, Voices Carry
59 - En Vogue, My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
58 - David Bowie, Ashes To Ashes
57 - Björk, It's Oh So Quiet
56 - Metallica, Enter Sandman
55 - David Lee Roth, Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody
54 - Marilyn Manson, The Beautiful People
53 - Madness, Our House
52 - Lauryn Hill, Everything Is Everything
51 - Golden Earring, Twilight Zone

We're now in the top 50!

18 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:26:00pm

re: #15 Noam Sayin'

But, you knew that kinda language before the Lounge threads?
With or without pants!
;)

19 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:26:39pm

re: #16 mrshankly01


Hoo-rah!

20 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:26:40pm

re: #17 gmsc

woohoo

21 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:26:53pm

#50 is the song that really began putting Madonna on the map. It's Lucky Star:

22 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:26:54pm

Sitting on my eastward-facing porch, drinking a martini, as my home-made barbecue sauce wafts through the house. The rains predicted didn't quite make it this far north, but the system brought with it some cool, dry northwesterly air.

Later, lizards...

23 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:27:05pm

re: #19 Fenway_Nation

3ID JUN 2002- DEC 2008

24 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:27:23pm

re: #4 Noam Sayin'

To think, I had my pick of openers...

'Genie' is the brand most folks trust.....

25 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:27:41pm

re: #16 mrshankly01

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

Not the only Division I served....but nobody gets too worked up over a freakin' Taro leaf these days.

26 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:28:04pm

re: #10 BigPapa

I think Charles should delete any of the first 10 posts of the LNT that say 'Good Night.'

and any poast that misspells 'LNDT'......

27 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:28:09pm

Whew, I am finally here. Anyone else having trouble going from thread to thread?

28 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:28:31pm

re: #25 Fenway_Nation

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

Not the only Division I served....but nobody gets too worked up over a freakin' Taro leaf these days.

the "Electric Strawberry?"

29 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:29:17pm

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Hello, Fenway. BTW, I've been meaning to ask: Is your avatar the patch of the 3rd Infantry Division?

the world famous "broken TV"

30 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:30:00pm

Following Madonna, we have another lady of rock at #49.

Even today's kids know of her, but they think of her more as an "American Idol" judge than a singer. It's Paula Abdul, with her hit Straight Up:

31 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:30:49pm

re: #28 redc1c4

Schofield Barracks? I wish.....

For the longest time, I thought the insignia for the 24th and 25th Infantry Divisions were chili peppers.

32 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:31:05pm

re: #27 Pvt Bin Jammin

Hi PBJ, I can't keep up at all!
How are you?

33 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:31:05pm

re: #27 Pvt Bin Jammin

Whew, I am finally here. Anyone else having trouble going from thread to thread?

No trouble here. But then, I wasn't on the last thread.
;)

34 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:31:06pm

re: #30 gmsc

Following Madonna, we have another lady of rock at #49.

Even today's kids know of her, but they think of her more as an "American Idol" judge than a singer. It's Paula Abdul, with her hit Straight Up:


[Video]

better her than Madonna....... what a skank.

35 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:31:18pm

Aerosmith's song Janie's Got A Gun comes in at #48:

36 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:31:24pm

re: #25 Fenway_Nation

25th. Infantry?

37 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:32:39pm

re: #32 Floral Giraffe

Hi PBJ, I can't keep up at all!
How are you?

I can't complain, thanks. Nobody would listen anyway. ;-)

38 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:33:16pm

#47 is too strange for LGF to contain it – and that's saying something.

It's Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads!

39 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:33:25pm

re: #36 mrshankly01

Off by one- the 24th...

40 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:33:53pm

re: #39 Fenway_Nation

Fort Stewart? Victory Division.

41 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:34:20pm

re: #29 redc1c4

the world famous "broken TV"

Fun Fact: The Colonel who commanded the regiment of the #rd ID that stopped the Germans at the Second Marne in 1918 was named after an earlier American hero: His name was Ulysses Grant McAlexander.

42 pat  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:34:32pm

And here I sit listening to the long version, the musical, Crimson and Clover. A really good running song.

43 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:34:53pm

Fatboy Slim comes in at #46 with Praise You:

44 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:35:17pm

re: #33 gmsc

No trouble here. But then, I wasn't on the last thread.
;)

I am seriously having computer problems. At least Firefox didn't crash like it did this morning.

Is this going to mostly music that we can dance to...trying to get rid of my computer spread.

45 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:35:21pm

re: #39 Fenway_Nation

When I got to Fort Stewart, you could still see the old 24th DIV paint on everything. They just painted the 3ID patches over it.

46 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:36:28pm

re: #37 Pvt Bin Jammin

I'd listen, but I don't support any whining! Ask the 4 nieces & nephew visiting for the summer! LOL! Aunt Krazy!

47 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:37:05pm

re: #45 mrshankly01

Jeez...they had...what?....six years to work on that?

/Granted it was the Clinton-era Army for much of that time.

48 hazzyday  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:37:14pm

Hate Groups on the news tonight.

49 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:38:22pm

re: #47 Fenway_Nation

Haha, yea. Not until GWOT money started coming in did we see any changes. On the green mile driving past the Bradley and Tank Ranges, they still have the MPRC sign with the Victory Patch on it.

50 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:38:32pm

Del James' short story "Without You" comes in at #45.

That is, the music video version of the short story, better known as Guns N' Roses' November Rain:

51 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:39:02pm

re: #46 Floral Giraffe

I'd listen, but I don't support any whining! Ask the 4 nieces & nephew visiting for the summer! LOL! Aunt Krazy!

How fun, having them there. I think I need a kid fix. Mine are all grown now but I have some great nieces and nephews. Maybe I'll invite some of them over.

52 freetoken  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:39:58pm

So guys, now that we are obsolete, anybody have ideas of what we should do next?


/we're going to have to come up with another evolutionary reason to exist, sooner or later.

53 pat  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:40:31pm

re: #48 hazzyday

I suspect to a great extent the new interest in right wing hate groups by the MSM is to marginalize anyone who disagrees with Obama.

54 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:40:39pm

re: #49 mrshankly01

I came away from Ft. Stewart convinced that this was the dysfunctional Army base Mort Walker used in his Beetle Bailey comic.

55 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:41:08pm

It's ladies of music night, as you can see. However, you may have had too much of this next lady and/or her family today, so I won't mind if you skip it.

#44 is Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation:

56 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:41:11pm

re: #54 Fenway_Nation

We always thought that is was. It was sure hot and swampy.

57 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:41:33pm

re: #51 Pvt Bin Jammin

They're fun. Made the 16 y/o blow both barrels of coke out his nose with laughter this PM. QUITE the sight!

58 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:42:45pm

re: #55 gmsc

Sick as I am of the Jacksons I am going for it. Good exercise.

59 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:44:02pm

When I started this 100-video project, among the first requests I got was for some ZZ Top.

At #43, here's Gimme All Your Lovin'!

(Notice the logo down in the corner? ;)

60 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:44:18pm

"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible."

- Euell Gibbons

61 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:45:37pm

Time for me to head to bed. Goodnight, all.

62 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:45:45pm

re: #45 mrshankly01

When I got to Fort Stewart, you could still see the old 24th DIV paint on everything. They just painted the 3ID patches over it.

Whenever in Hawaii try taking a tour of Naval Station Pearl Harbor. There are patched bullet holes in a lot of the buildings.

63 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:46:04pm

re: #54 Fenway_Nation

Fort Stewart is now a Major Army base. Massive upgrades of buildings, ranges, housing, etc.

64 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:46:40pm

re: #62 FurryOldGuyJeans

i will be going in Christmas. i'll check it out. thanks.

65 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:46:51pm

re: #63 mrshankly01

Wow....wonder if I'd recognize it.

Same goes for Hunter AAF?

66 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:47:36pm

So a termite comes into a pub and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

67 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:47:53pm

re: #64 mrshankly01

i will be going in Christmas. i'll check it out. thanks.

And do try to get on the Arizona tour. The ship is nearly gone, but the Imax movie before the boat ride out is really cool.

68 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:47:59pm

re: #52 freetoken

So guys, now that we are obsolete, anybody have ideas of what we should do next?

/we're going to have to come up with another evolutionary reason to exist, sooner or later.

well, somebody's got to drink the beer..... %-)

69 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:48:09pm

re: #60 FurryOldGuyJeans

LOL!
I haven't heard of that in YEARS!
LOL!

70 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:48:22pm

re: #65 Fenway_Nation

well, they have the Rangers there, so they have been getting a lot of money for a few years. pretty nice looking. all of our deployments went through Hunter.

71 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:48:28pm

re: #61 Dark_Falcon

Time for me to head to bed. Goodnight, all.

You mean you are not staying to dance? LOL
Sweet dreams.

72 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:48:33pm

re: #68 redc1c4

And, shoot the rats....

73 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:48:58pm

We've already had many nightmarish video, but this one presents a vision that shakes me to the core everytime I see it.

Can you imagine being in a car with multiple clones of Alanis Morisette? *SHUDDER*

Below is #42, Ironic. Just for fun, here's some lines from Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," modified to actually make them ironic.

74 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:50:13pm

re: #69 Floral Giraffe

LOL!
I haven't heard of that in YEARS!
LOL!

Just goes to show how old we are if we remember that old pitch.

Hard to believe it has been 40 years this month that Neil and Buzz took simple steps into history. Wow.

75 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:50:24pm

re: #72 Floral Giraffe

And, shoot the rats....

thanks for the reminder..... BRB.

76 Gus  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:50:40pm

Cripes.

Sorry for being a freak magnet tonight.

77 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:51:27pm

We'll wind up the night with Bon Jovi's only appearance on the list at #41, with Wanted Dead or Alive:

78 mrshankly01  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:51:29pm

re: #73 gmsc

Rain on your wedding day... to Ra, the Egyptian sun-god.

awesome, thanks.

79 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:51:39pm

re: #76 Gus 802

Cripes.

Sorry for being a freak magnet tonight.

What?

80 Gus  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:52:10pm

re: #79 Pvt Bin Jammin

What?

Nothing. Just some douche bag on the previous thread.

81 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:52:56pm

re: #80 Gus 802

Just one? Seemed like there were a couple that were either being deliberately obtuse or diesngenuous.

82 gmsc  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:53:09pm

re: #78 mrshankly01

Rain on your wedding day... to Ra, the Egyptian sun-god.

awesome, thanks.

When I hear people mention "Ironic", I think of that list even before the song itself.

83 Gus  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:53:49pm

re: #81 Fenway_Nation

Just one? Seemed like there were a couple that were either being deliberately obtuse or diesngenuous.

I noticed that too. Couple of folks supporting Big Gov'.

84 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:53:52pm

re: #76 Gus 802

Cripes.

Sorry for being a freak magnet tonight.

They were being drawn in all on their own, you had nothing to do with their being dense.

85 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:54:35pm

Man 'driving commando' arrested for DUI
Jul. 7, 2009 12:22 PM
Associated Press

RISING SUN, Md. - A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges after the deputy who pulled him over noticed the driver was in the buff below the waist.

86 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:55:18pm

re: #80 Gus 802

Nothing. Just some douche bag on the previous thread.

If you don't see me for a few it's because I have trouble going from thread to thread. I have to be in the know. LOL

87 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:55:46pm

re: #85 FurryOldGuyJeans


The next coach of the Detroit Lions?

88 Gus  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:55:59pm

re: #84 FurryOldGuyJeans

They were being drawn in all on their own, you had nothing to do with their being dense.

Thanks FOGJ. I just couldn't resist. Their density was apparent from the onset.

89 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:56:09pm

Dimwitted thieves steal fake cellphones in Mexico
Jul. 7, 2009 03:44 PM
Associated Press

MORELIA, Mexico - Call it the case of the dead cells - both telephones and the ones in the brain.

90 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:56:28pm

re: #26 redc1c4

and any poast that misspells 'LNDT'......

Yeah, what's with the D? There ought to be a law....

91 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:56:42pm

re: #74 FurryOldGuyJeans

We also heard a lot of
"don't panic, it's organic"!
Too funny.

How are you doing FOGJ?

92 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:56:44pm

re: #80 Gus 802

Nothing. Just some douche bag on the previous thread.

Being held responsible for the actions of the completely irresponsible when I've done everything right, in spite of a billion and one temptations not to, really pisses me off to no end. Being told I'm unamerican for griping about it, infuriates me to no end.

But I don't want to restart it here... please carry on and don't worry Gus.

93 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:57:11pm

re: #85 FurryOldGuyJeans

Man 'driving commando' arrested for DUI
Jul. 7, 2009 12:22 PM
Associated Press

any one up for an Army story involving a naked sillyvillian drving a car by a convoy?

94 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:57:18pm

re: #86 Pvt Bin Jammin

Enquiring minds want to know?

95 Gus  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:57:46pm

re: #86 Pvt Bin Jammin

If you don't see me for a few it's because I have trouble going from thread to thread. I have to be in the know. LOL

True. And the LNDT is the equalizer. If they can't make it here, they're lame. Of course we already knew that.

DNC sock puppets.

96 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:58:01pm

re: #88 Gus 802

Thanks FOGJ. I just couldn't resist. Their density was apparent from the onset.

You were handling the situation quite well until one tried playing the "you're UN-American" and aggrieved veteran cards. That was unconscionable.

97 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:58:25pm

re: #90 BigPapa

Yeah, what's with the D? There ought to be a law....

it goes with the 'fence'......

/duh

98 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:59:00pm

re: #95 Gus 802

Hi Gus!
We haven't had a good troll to whack at in a while...
How are you?

99 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:59:26pm

re: #52 freetoken

So guys, now that we are obsolete, anybody have ideas of what we should do next?

Maybe:

Improve our interpersonal skills
Put the lid down more often
Learn how to master snuggling and intimacy
Just listen
Don't be an ass
etc et al ad nauseum.....

100 redc1c4  Tue, Jul 7, 2009 11:59:38pm

re: #96 FurryOldGuyJeans

You were handling the situation quite well until one tried playing the "you're UN-American" and aggrieved veteran cards. That was unconscionable.

i thought it was amusing, but my sense of humor is non-spec.

101 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:00:00am

re: #96 FurryOldGuyJeans

You were handling the situation quite well until one tried playing the "you're UN-American" and aggrieved veteran cards. That was unconscionable.

That's what set me off in the first place. Un-American because of what? Then he went off an tried pulling the vet card. Austin Boob reminds me of Al Sharpton.

102 gmsc  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:00:00am

Today in History, July 8th:
Click here for History Channel's July 8th video.

Highlights of this day in history: The Liberty Bell cracks. Florenz Ziegfeld stages his first Ziegfeld Follies. NATO invites the Czech Republic, Hungary, and Poland to join the alliance. The founding of Paris, France is traditionally celebrated today.

Other notable July 7th events include:

1776 – The Declaration of Independence is read aloud in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and the Liberty Bell is famously rung.

1853 – Commodore Perry sails into Tokyo Bay.

1876 – White supremacists kill five Black Republicans in Hamburg, SC.

1889 – The first issue of the Wall Street Journal is published.

1932 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches its lowest level of the Great Depression, bottoming out at 41.22.

1948 – The United States Air Force accepts its first female recruits into a program called Women in the Air Force (WAF).

1960 – Francis Gary Powers is charged with espionage resulting from his flight over the Soviet Union.

1999 – Allen Lee Davis is executed by electrocution by the state of Florida, the last use of the electric chair for capital punishment in Florida.

103 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:00:08am

re: #99 BigPapa

Maybe:

Improve our interpersonal skills
Put the lid down more often
Learn how to master snuggling and intimacy
Just listen
Don't be an ass
etc et al ad nauseum.....

i think my idea was better.

104 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:00:18am

re: #96 FurryOldGuyJeans

I missed that- which rocket scientist pulled the aggrieved veteran card in the previous thread?

105 gmsc  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:00:31am

re: #76 Gus 802

Cripes.

Sorry for being a freak magnet tonight.

If you weren't a freak magnet, we probably wouldn't have met.
;)

106 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:01:23am

re: #98 Floral Giraffe

Hi Gus!
We haven't had a good troll to whack at in a while...
How are you?

OK, been sleeping and sleeping some more.

107 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:01:29am

Did someone say Guns & Roses?

108 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:01:29am

exciting night on the Lounge thread

109 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:01:41am

re: #52 freetoken

So guys, now that we are obsolete, anybody have ideas of what we should do next?

/we're going to have to come up with another evolutionary reason to exist, sooner or later.

Spend more time with our obsolete hetero-lifemates (male friends) doing things that piss women off.

110 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:01:47am

re: #105 gmsc

If you weren't a freak magnet, we probably wouldn't have met.
;)

True.

111 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:02:09am

re: #104 Fenway_Nation

I missed that- which rocket scientist pulled the aggrieved veteran card in the previous thread?

The same one trying it on for size right now, I will not mention the name.

112 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:02:37am

re: #109 ArchangelMichael

no more child support.

113 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:03:01am

re: #104 Fenway_Nation

I missed that- which rocket scientist pulled the aggrieved veteran card in the previous thread?

Austin_Blue

114 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:03:25am

re: #111 FurryOldGuyJeans

DO tell....
Or link?

115 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:04:14am

re: #114 Floral Giraffe

DO tell....
Or link?

Last thread, near the end. Hard to miss the little shiksa.

116 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:05:32am

re: #113 Gus 802


Austin_Blue

Austin_Blew_Who?

117 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:06:18am

re: #1409 austin_blue

Well, thank you for your opinion. And thank you for for insulting veterans everywhere who don't agree with your opinions.

118 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:06:28am

re: #117 mrshankly01

last thread

119 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:06:50am

re: #109 ArchangelMichael

re: #99 BigPapa

Well, given that females are better at those sort of things than males, I'm afraid your suggestions won't survive Natural Selection.

Red's idea has promise, but it is hardly a sure shot.

120 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:06:54am

re: #116 Fenway_Nation

Austin_Blew_Who?

Bruno

121 gmsc  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:07:18am

re: #107 Floral Giraffe

Did someone say Guns & Roses?

[Video]

That's a good song.
;)

122 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:08:53am

Floral, saw your question earlier, got caught up trying to play some whack a troll in the previous thread.

I'm doing as well as can be expected with an internet DSL connection as stable as Obama's spending.

123 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:10:12am

re: #115 FurryOldGuyJeans

It hasn't flounced yet?
*gasp*
I figured it for a good flounce a couple of days ( does it just seem like weeks?) ago!
Whack away!
I'll start the grill!

124 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:11:07am

re: #119 freetoken

re: #99 BigPapa

Well, given that females are better at those sort of things than males, I'm afraid your suggestions won't survive Natural Selection.

No, but Natural Light will do really well.

125 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:11:08am

re: #122 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wants me taxes back!;)
Keep at the troll in waiting!

126 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:11:12am

re: #119 freetoken

re: #99 BigPapa

Well, given that females are better at those sort of things than males, I'm afraid your suggestions won't survive Natural Selection.

Red's idea has promise, but it is hardly a sure shot.

beer makes you fat, so the womyn will avoid it, except for the nasty 'lite" sort of swill......

127 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:11:31am

re: #116 Fenway_Nation

Austin_Blew_Who?

Might be enough if he hates Palin. You know how it goes. Just follow the Trout and it's OK to hang.

128 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:11:48am

re: #122 FurryOldGuyJeans

Floral, saw your question earlier, got caught up trying to play some whack a troll in the previous thread.

I'm doing as well as can be expected with an internet DSL connection as stable as Obama's spending.

it keeps getting faster?

/lucky you!

129 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:12:30am

re: #119 freetoken

re: #99 BigPapa

Well, given that females are better at those sort of things than males, I'm afraid your suggestions won't survive Natural Selection.

Red's idea has promise, but it is hardly a sure shot.

I was just looking for an excuse to wear a NOMAAM shirt.

We still lift heavy things more easily than women do in general and that has to be worth something. (Speaking of course generally; making a broad generalization or perhaps a generalization about broads. Exceptions certainly exist.)

/They could keep us as a slave race for manual labor.... or not.

130 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:13:09am

re: #127 Gus 802

re: #116 Fenway_Nation

Ah....the cold fish. Another flounce-off from the same thread.


Might be enough if he hates Palin. You know how it goes. Just follow the Trout and it's OK to hang.

131 gmsc  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:14:21am

I'd better get to bed early tonight.

Oh, tomorrow's music videos may be later than usual. Depending on what you think of them, that may be good news or bad news.
;)

Good night, all!

132 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:14:26am

re: #130 Fenway_Nation

Well yeah.

133 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:14:29am

re: #128 redc1c4

it keeps getting faster?

/lucky you!

I wish it would just stay on, period. Apparently the same hack attacks that are plaguing US government servers are also distressing Qwest servers no end. 4 hours without a loss of DSL signal since friday morning is a miracle right now.

134 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:14:45am

re: #129 ArchangelMichael

Or, you could get lucky, they think you're cute!
;)

135 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:14:52am

re: #131 gmsc

night gmsc.

136 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:15:51am

re: #133 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wish it would just stay on, period. Apparently the same hack attacks that are plaguing US government servers are also distressing Qwest servers no end. 4 hours without a loss of DSL signal since friday morning is a miracle right now.

oh well...... at least all the pr0n will still be there for you when the connection comes back up. %-)

137 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:16:06am

re: #131 gmsc

I'd better get to bed early tonight.

Oh, tomorrow's music videos may be later than usual. Depending on what you think of them, that may be good news or bad news.
;)

Good night, all!

Night GMSC.

La biciclete!

138 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:16:32am

re: #131 gmsc

Bye, pi!

139 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:17:37am

re: #134 Floral Giraffe

Or, you could get lucky, they think you're cute!
;)

At least one does so I'm set. When women come to rule this planet, I will be on the protected rolls and no harm will befall me.

140 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:18:11am

re: #136 redc1c4

oh well...... at least all the pr0n will still be there for you when the connection comes back up. %-)

Already torrented my weekly batch earlier. ;Þ

141 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:18:35am

Whew, I am finally back after a reboot. Should have realized it was just another trip to Austin.

142 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:18:49am

re: #134 Floral Giraffe

Or, you could get lucky, they think you're cute!
;)

I know that will never be my "fate". *sigh*

143 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:19:06am

re: #139 ArchangelMichael

At least one does so I'm set. When women come to rule this planet, I will be on the protected rolls and no harm will befall me.

/and then he left the seat up by accident........

144 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:19:22am

re: #131 gmsc

I'd better get to bed early tonight.

Oh, tomorrow's music videos may be later than usual. Depending on what you think of them, that may be good news or bad news.
;)

Good night, all!

"nite, Vegas.

145 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:19:24am

re: #141 Pvt Bin Jammin

Whew, I am finally back after a reboot. Should have realized it was just another trip to Austin.

Don't mention Austin.

//

146 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:20:01am

ghetto bird overhead........ what's up wit dat?

147 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:20:28am

re: #145 Gus 802

Don't mention Austin.

//

Or what color the sky is during the day without clouds.

Frankly that is something rarely seen in the Great NorthWet.

148 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:20:37am

re: #145 Gus 802

Don't mention Austin.

//

have we reached the Austin Civility Limits?

149 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:21:15am

re: #146 redc1c4

ghetto bird overhead........ what's up wit dat?

Sucks. I hate that ghetto bird.

150 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:21:55am

re: #148 redc1c4

have we reached the Austin Civility Limits?

Is Beck on?

151 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:22:13am

re: #146 redc1c4

ghetto bird overhead........ what's up wit dat?

They saying things in spanish over the PA?

152 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:22:50am

re: #146 redc1c4

ghetto bird overhead........ what's up wit dat?

Chicken dinner at the Naval Air Station North Island galley.

153 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:23:40am

re: #145 Gus 802

re: #148 redc1c4

have we reached the Austin Civility Limits?

I have reached the outer limits with that one.

154 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:23:50am

re: #150 Gus 802

Is Beck on?

Yes he is.. This shot goes out to our Lost Lizard...

155 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:23:53am

re: #152 FurryOldGuyJeans

Chicken dinner at the Naval Air Station North Island galley.

Did the SD cops fly ABLE over there for that?

156 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:24:33am

re: #142 FurryOldGuyJeans

BS. And you know it! :)

157 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:25:13am

re: #146 redc1c4
Whirly pig?

158 capitalist piglet  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:26:21am

re: #5 Noam Sayin'

Hey, fucker!

Nobody ever calls me that. Well, behind my back they probably do.

159 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:26:52am

re: #150 Gus 802

Is Beck on?

he's playing the 'blues'...... %-)

160 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:26:57am

re: #158 capitalist piglet

Nobody ever calls me that. Well, behind my back they probably do.

You, chaste?

/ giggle

161 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:27:08am

re: #153 Pvt Bin Jammin

162 subsailor68  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:27:20am

re: #150 Gus 802

re: #152 FurryOldGuyJeans

Hi guys. Just closed out the last thread. I apologize to you two guys if I stepped into the austin_blue comments, but I very rarely take issue, and this time I did.

That said, I thanked austin for his or her service on the last thread, and I will do so again here.

163 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:27:26am

re: #158 capitalist piglet

We are all fuckers now.

164 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:27:42am

re: #158 capitalist piglet

I would consider that a compliment!

165 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:27:54am

re: #157 Floral Giraffe

LAPD, ASTRO Division. (Sans Blue Thunder though or the Hughes 500MD NOTAR from Speed).

166 capitalist piglet  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:28:11am

re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans

You, chaste?

/ giggle

Oh, this is about chastity?

I thought it was about the, uh...incident on the previous thread.

Nevermind.

167 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:28:47am

re: #163 Pvt Bin Jammin

We've all been fuckers for a long time.
Kicking ass, well, we practice!
I guess I should just speak for myself.....

168 capitalist piglet  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:28:49am

re: #163 Pvt Bin Jammin

We are all fuckers now.


Ich bin ein fucker.

169 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:29:22am

re: #162 subsailor68

re: #152 FurryOldGuyJeansThat said, I thanked austin for his or her service on the last thread, and I will do so again here.

I don't know if that was more class or grace, but you made a great point.

170 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:29:39am

re: #157 Floral Giraffe

Whirly pig?

yeah...... i live in a 'nice' part of town, gawd knows how, but every so often, something will happen, and we get a visit.

during the day, it might be something as simple as Brittney Spears being st00pid in public, but late at night, i go to alert status, just because.

it's gone now.... no clue as to why it was here.

171 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:29:45am

re: #168 capitalist piglet

Ich bin ein fucker.

I have to say I am an abstainer, not of my own free choice mind you.

172 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:30:40am

re: #163 Pvt Bin Jammin

We are all fuckers now.

at our age? i'm lead to believe it's mostly an honorific, unfortunately.

173 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:30:45am

re: #162 subsailor68

Hi guys. Just closed out the last thread. I apologize to you two guys if I stepped into the austin_blue comments, but I very rarely take issue, and this time I did.

That said, I thanked austin for his or her service on the last thread, and I will do so again here.

No need to apologize, you did what you thought was right.

174 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:31:41am

"Alright, I fucked her. I admit it, I fucked her. But I make love to you."

Eddie Murphy

175 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:32:15am

re: #173 FurryOldGuyJeans

No need to apologize, you did what you thought was right.

i'm pretty sure that's illegal these days.......

/white smoke

176 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:32:22am

re: #170 redc1c4

In my old Hollywood neighborhood, the rumor was that Brad Pitt 's dog got drunk & liked to bite people. I wasn't on his hillside & can't verify it, but it was the rumor de jour.

177 subsailor68  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:32:28am

re: #169 BigPapa

I don't know if that was more class or grace, but you made a great point.

Hi BigPapa! Thanks so much! It wasn't that I wanted to pick a fight, it was simply something I think austin_blue may want to reconsider once things settle down.

178 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:33:54am

As usual you guys rule. Goodnight all. I mean it in all seriousness.

Love you all most seriously.

Be good.

179 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:34:11am

re: #177 subsailor68

I think Austin is a Troll in waiting. But, that's just my opinion.

180 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:34:51am

re: #177 subsailor68

It's clear you were there to pick a fight: he was. He won't last much longer. Thanks for making the point that you did.

181 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:34:52am

I can't respond to everybody but "Ve are teh most hardcore honco fookers that I ever knew."

182 Gus  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:34:56am

Night me friends.

183 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:35:17am

re: #179 Floral Giraffe

I think Austin is a Troll in waiting. But, that's just my opinion.

or a typical AF type........ %-)

184 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:36:19am

re: #183 redc1c4

or a typical AF type........ %-)

Being a former sailor that grew up in an Army/Air Force area:

There is a difference? ;)

185 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:36:36am

re: #181 Pvt Bin Jammin

I can't respond to everybody but "Ve are teh most hardcore honco fookers that I ever knew."

yeah, us honcos are dicks....

/Team America

186 subsailor68  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:37:50am

re: #184 FurryOldGuyJeans

Being a former sailor that grew up in an Army/Air Force area:

There is a difference? ;)

Okay, now that's funny! Remember, you and I were the guys in the blue bell-bottoms - thank heavens we (well, at least I) served during a time when they were in style!

:-)

187 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:37:55am

re: #184 FurryOldGuyJeans

Being a former sailor that grew up in an Army/Air Force area:

There is a difference? ;)

between the AF and the Navy?

/not really....... %-)

188 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:37:58am

Have to hit the rack. Night everyone.

(and yes, there is a difference with the Air Force)

189 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:38:00am

re: #178 Gus 802

Night, Gus. Sweet dreams. I have to give respect to the guy for his service but "dang" he bugs.

190 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:39:08am

re: #187 redc1c4

between the AF and the Navy?

/not really....... %-)

Remember the Air Force has pilots, the Navy has Aviators. Better than pilots. ;)

191 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:39:12am

re: #185 redc1c4

yeah, us honcos are dicks....

/Team America

I like us.

192 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:40:09am

re: #191 Pvt Bin Jammin

I like us.

At least you aren't ronery.

193 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:40:43am

re: #190 FurryOldGuyJeans

Remember the Air Force has pilots, the Navy has Aviators. Better than pilots. ;)

that explains why the Army and Marines have ADA..... %-)

194 mrshankly01  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:41:00am

re: #193 redc1c4

Hooah

195 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:42:07am

re: #192 FurryOldGuyJeans

LOL This is twu.

196 subsailor68  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:42:31am

Well all, it's been wonderful as always, but I do need a wee bit of sleep before the sun rises...uh oh....

197 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:43:24am

re: #196 subsailor68

Well all, it's been wonderful as always, but I do need a wee bit of sleep before the sun rises...uh oh....

it's hell getting old......

198 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:44:31am

re: #197 redc1c4

it's hell getting old......

Better getting old than visiting hell sooner.

199 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:44:36am

re: #196 subsailor68

Well all, it's been wonderful as always, but I do need a wee bit of sleep before the sun rises...uh oh....

Sweet dreams. I used to not seem to sleep either.

200 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:45:42am

re: #194 mrshankly01

Hooah

shoot them all down and sort them out on the ground..... %-)

which reminds me of the time we were out on Planet Irwin and someone came over the net talking about a "friendly nuclear strike".

another voice popped right back up and said "anyone popping off nukes is no friend of mine...." NCS and the 6 elements went nuts, but no one ever burned for that bit of wisdom.

201 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:46:07am

re: #198 FurryOldGuyJeans

Better getting old than visiting hell sooner.

hell is other people: we're already there.

202 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:46:41am

re: #201 redc1c4

hell is other people: we're already there.

We need to do some serious redecorating then.

203 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:48:07am

BTW: I know there are some veterans here still. I just wanted to say thank you for your service to America.

I kind of backed off when the veteran status came up in the previous thread. I probably should not have but I get very uncomfortable doing anything that would remotely seem like questioning the patriotism or motives of a current or previous member of the Armed Forces.

I never served myself, for reasons which I guess were understandable for an 18 year old who didn't know shit during peacetime and at the end fo the Cold War. I was physically unable to qualify for the career path I wanted in the United States Air Force so I passed on it. Many days have gone by where I wonder if I made a mistake not picking a different choice. There I times when I look at the photos of my father, grandfather, and great grandfather (veterans of Vietnam, WWII, and WWI respectively) when I feel as though I let all of them down in someway. I try to be the be the best I can as a civilian because of this.

So to you all, thank you again.

204 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:48:46am

re: #202 FurryOldGuyJeans

We need to do some serious redecorating then.

i grind them down as best i can, but no one seems to refinish them....

205 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:48:47am

Nite lizards. Think we can get the troutster going on the "fooker tax revolt"?

Take care, all.

206 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:49:56am

re: #200 redc1c4

This one guy in our company shot down a drone/model airplane with a SAW while @ Planet Irwin.

207 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:53:21am

re: #206 Fenway_Nation

This one guy in our company shot down a drone/model airplane with a SAW while @ Planet Irwin.

i was told that you couldn't engage aircraft with a TOW, even though they were flying straight at our positions, and closing well within range.....

yet we were supposed to our 50 cals.....

/army training

208 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 12:54:10am

re: #207 redc1c4

i was told that you couldn't engage aircraft with a TOW, even though they were flying straight at our positions, and closing well within range.....

yet we were supposed to engage them with our 50 cals.....

/army training

FTFM!

209 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:02:29am

what a surprise: crazies at a tea party are plants?

who could have seen that coming?

210 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:03:23am

where did everybody go? i even showered today......

211 Pygmalienation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:07:35am

Is 'Aisha" on the Totten thread a muslim version of 'Space Jesus' ? I can't tell if it's for real or not...

212 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:08:19am

re: #209 redc1c4

Killgore Coldfish?

213 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:08:52am

re: #210 redc1c4

where did everybody go? i even showered today......

Kufr, it is impossible for you to be clean until you accept Islaam and perform gushl and private-part plucking as many doctors have proven the truth of this Islamic teaching from the Noble Quaran. Adultery is one of the gravest sins and it deserves Allah's severe punishment in both this life and the life to come. For this reason, Islam blocks all the ways that may lead to this sin, even if it is just a lustful look. Almighty Allah says in the Qur'an: (Tell the believing men that they should lower their gazes and guard their sexual organs; that is purer for them. Indeed, Allah is well-acquainted with what they do.) (An-Nur 24: 30)

214 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:10:59am

Ninja's are funny.

215 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:11:00am

re: #213 Aisha

Long time no see, Aisha.

216 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:12:29am

Beekeepers are as well.

217 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:17:04am

re: #213 Aisha

Kufr, it is impossible for you to be clean until you accept Islaam and perform gushl and private-part plucking as many doctors have proven the truth of this Islamic teaching from the Noble Quaran. Adultery is one of the gravest sins and it deserves Allah's severe punishment in both this life and the life to come. For this reason, Islam blocks all the ways that may lead to this sin, even if it is just a lustful look. Almighty Allah says in the Qur'an: (Tell the believing men that they should lower their gazes and guard their sexual organs; that is purer for them. Indeed, Allah is well-acquainted with what they do.) (An-Nur 24: 30)

tell allah that he can drink the accumulated bacon tinged sweat from my body after i finish a 4 hour boink-fest with my live-in girlfriend, who, unlike you, is over the age of consent.

218 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:18:11am

re: #217 redc1c4

tell allah that he can drink the accumulated bacon tinged sweat from my body after i finish a 4 hour boink-fest with my live-in girlfriend, who, unlike you, is over the age of consent.

And is neither a ninja or a beekeeper I bet.

219 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:18:41am

re: #216 ArchangelMichael

Beekeeper 1: Hmmm. Awfully quiet around here.
Beekeeper 2: Yes... a little TOO quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmmm. Afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm... oh look, there goes one.
Beekeeper 2: To the bee mobile.
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: ...Yes.

220 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:19:54am

re: #186 subsailor68

Okay, now that's funny! Remember, you and I were the guys in the blue bell-bottoms - thank heavens we (well, at least I) served during a time when they were in style!

:-)

It's haraam. The difference is that the Army / Air Force do not encourage sodomy up the rear-private-part, which is just about all they do in the Navy. Aisha has much experience of the deparaved and perverted Western kafir "countrys" and she knows all about the haraam Village People and Freddy Mercury and all that. They were jews.

221 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:23:04am

re: #219 Fenway_Nation

Beekeepers and ninjas probably don't like the juice either.

222 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:24:57am

re: #218 ArchangelMichael

And is neither a ninja or a beekeeper I bet.

Allah (exalted and glorified be He) says: (Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will) (Al-Baqarah 2:223), and the anus is not a place of cultivation. The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him) is reported to have said “Allah is not too shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus.”

The four schools of Islamic jurisprudence and other Muslim jurists have unanimously agreed that anal sex is haram.

In his response to your question, Sheikh Ahmad Kutty, a senior lecturer and Islamic scholar at the Islamic Institute of Toronto,Ontario, Canada, states:

Anal sex is undoubtedly forbidden in Islam. There are authentic traditions of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) explicitly forbidding it. The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) is reported to have said, “Do not enter women through their rear ends.” Therefore, stay clear of this practice, and seek to derive sexual pleasure from your spouse only in ways that are clearly lawful. It should help us to know that there is always sufficiency for us in what Allah has declared as halal (lawful). So I urge you to pray to Allah as follows:

"Allahumma aghnini bi halalika `an haramika wa bi ta`atika `an ma`siyatika wa bi fadhlika `amman siwaka" (O Allah, grant me sufficiency in what You have made halal for me so that I do not need to turn to what You have made haram; and make me self-sufficient with Your obedience so that I am not compelled to disobey You; and make me self-sufficient with Your favor so that I don’t need to turn to favor of others).

Of course if the husband insists on sleeping with his wife by force, it would not be considered rape since this is a right granted to him, but it is also not in accordance with Islamic teachings. Such an act contradicts the Sunnah of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) and the ethics of intercourse. Gentleness and kindness are among the manners of intimate relations in Islam

223 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:25:01am

re: #218 ArchangelMichael

And is neither a ninja or a beekeeper I bet.

more a viking than anything..... she's a crack shot, drinks serious liquor, and drives a stickshift like a bat out of hell. her daddy was a battleship sailor during the late unpleasantness with our allies the Japanese, and that apple pretty much lodged somewhere up in the tree.


..... po' me. %-)

224 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:26:16am

My last post was a response to #217, not #218. May Allah taala forgive me.

225 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:26:18am

re: #222 Aisha

14 minutes to figure it out.


/yawn

226 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:27:06am

re: #224 Aisha

Oh I stand corrected, carry on.

227 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:30:36am

re: #224 Aisha

My last post was a response to #217, not #218. May Allah taala forgive me.

it didn't make any sense in regard to either, but that's islam in a nutshell:

it just doesn't make sense.

228 redc1c4  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:31:33am

i'm for bed...............

hasta, y'all.

L8r!

229 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:31:57am

re: #228 redc1c4

later, red!

230 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:40:45am

Tell it like it is, Aisha!

231 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:42:43am

re: #230 Sharmuta

Ninjas can really lay it all out there for you... not literally of course.

232 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:54:52am

re: #231 ArchangelMichael

They can apparently kill threads too.

233 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:00:02am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------->
Help yourselves!

234 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:00:10am

re: #232 ArchangelMichael

Sorry- I'm listening to Marshal.

235 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:00:42am

re: #233 littleoldlady

Thank you, {lol}

236 Pygmalienation  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:01:38am

re: #232 ArchangelMichael

Of course, the thread HAD to be an insult to Islam, somehow. Everything in the known Universe is, after all.

237 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:01:39am

Everyone's in the lounge...

Aisha? ! AISHA! :-)

238 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:01:57am

Sharmuta! :-)

239 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:06:15am

Well I made the mistake of drinking a Mega Monster energy drink earlier tonight but I need to try the sleep thing. I have to get up in 3-4 hours.

My beekeeper/ninja-burqa/niqab bit wasn't getting the traction I wanted either so I'm out.

240 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:11:25am

Morning Lizards.

241 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:11:43am

rightside! :-)

242 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:14:26am

re: #233 littleoldlady

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------->

Ahhh... my cottage cheese is no longer lonely...

243 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:15:29am
244 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:15:49am

As is usual, I've collected too many interesting story links to put into the spin-offs... Wondering what the crowd would like to see, given the choice of:

terrorism
doomer Pr0n
creationism
weird
crime

245 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:18:23am

re: #243 littleoldlady

freetoken! :-)

Which brings me back to our (males') great dilemma, which I posted way up stream: our impending redundancy.

246 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:19:37am

re: #245 freetoken

Women have learned how to make babies without you? !

/I musta missed that one...

:-/

247 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:33:27am

re: #240 rightside

Morning Lizards.

good morning how are you today?

248 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:33:52am

re: #246 littleoldlady

Soon. See my #52 above.

249 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:35:51am

re: #248 freetoken

Feh. Where's the fun in that?

;-)

250 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:42:56am

re: #241 littleoldlady

lol!

re: #247 soxfan4life

I'm good thanks! How are you?

251 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:46:39am

re: #249 littleoldlady

Feh. Where's the fun in that?

;-)

Fun will not be allowed under this administration until they find a way to tax it, to help pay for Universal Healthcare.

252 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:47:19am

re: #250 rightside

lol!

re: #247 soxfan4life

I'm good thanks! How are you?

Getting some encouraging news on the job hunt, and drying out from more rain.

253 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:48:09am

re: #252 soxfan4life

Good to hear, I am thankful to have a steady one, but realizes that could change in an instant.

254 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:51:22am

re: #251 soxfan4life

Fun will not be allowed under this administration until they find a way to tax it, to help pay for Universal Healthcare.

soxfan! :-)

Taxing fun I can maybe understand. When they start taxing the fun I'm NOT having I'm going to be really annoyed...

255 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:55:20am

re: #254 littleoldlady

soxfan! :-)

Taxing fun I can maybe understand. When they start taxing the fun I'm NOT having I'm going to be really annoyed...

Wait until you get your quarterly fun tax bill

256 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:56:46am

re: #252 soxfan4life

Saw a job offer online yesterday, it said dishwashers to middle positions, apply in person Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

It was posted Tuesday at 1:30 in the afternoon. I do have 2 questions.
1. What is a middle position.
2. The M,T,W,T....where are the dates, and if it is this week, how do I go back in time.

257 freetoken  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:05:36am

One link that didn't make the cut into the spin-offs:

Midget Wrestlers, Prostitutes, and Murder

Hmmm... midget wrestlers and prostitutes...

258 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:09:51am

Gorillas are 98.6% human?

Golly! I know humans who are less than that...

259 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:09:53am

re: #256 Cannadian Club Akbar

Saw a job offer online yesterday, it said dishwashers to middle positions, apply in person Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

It was posted Tuesday at 1:30 in the afternoon. I do have 2 questions.
1. What is a middle position.
2. The M,T,W,T....where are the dates, and if it is this week, how do I go back in time.


1. I don't want to know what a middle position is, but it has to be better than the 0 position.

260 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:11:39am

re: #259 soxfan4life

1. I don't want to know what a middle position is, but it has to be better than the 0 position.

I thought the middle position was being the pivot man in a circle.....ahhh, never mind.

261 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:12:04am

the kufr notion of "fun" is haraam. Indeed, during vacation one should try to avoid beaches, which are full of contradiction with Islamic teachings. Certainly, it would be better not to expose underage and adolescents to these beaches. this is true. Music is haraam. Singing is haraam. Dancing is haraam. Going to your tillage with someone not the wife is haraam. Going to your tillage with the wife, but up the pooper-shooter is haraam. Drinking is haraam. Gambling is haraam. All other intoxicants hare haraam. Playing with the private part is haraam. Movies are haraam. Most restaurants in the depraved western kafir world are haraam. Dogs are haraam. Jews are pig-eating sons of pigs and mokeys and apes. Clearly haraam. Talking to non-related members of the opposite sex is haraam. talking to non-related members of the same sex is haraam because it is an occasion of sodomy. Failing to shave the private parts is haraam. Sports are haraam. Cycling is haraam. particularly when you are wearing lycra bike shorts, because the prancing queeny boys and the shameless sharmutas get to se the sausage and meatballs. Gymnasiums are haraam.

The less fun we have, the happier we shall be, inshallah!

262 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:12:07am

re: #253 rightside

Good to hear, I am thankful to have a steady one, but realizes that could change in an instant.

Did you see any of the tribute to Micheal Jackson? His little girl broke my heart.

263 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:13:15am

re: #259 soxfan4life

1. I don't want to know what a middle position is, but it has to be better than the 0 position.

Lucky Pierre?

264 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:13:50am

re: #260 rightside

I thought the middle position was being the pivot man in a circle.....ahhh, never mind.


Must be a Navy thing. :-)

265 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:14:07am

re: #262 soxfan4life

No, I was instructing at the time. Shucks.

266 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:15:05am

re: #264 soxfan4life

there are no long nights at sea...LOL

267 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:16:27am

Do not brag of your pooper-shooter intimate relations with other men on this blog, rightside. They are haraam.

268 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:16:35am

re: #265 rightside

No, I was instructing at the time. Shucks.

The news is quite critical, but it seemed very heartfelt from her. She's 11 years old and she lost her father, terribly sad.

269 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:17:50am

re: #268 soxfan4life

I am sure his children are devastated. His was a very tragic life.

270 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:18:02am

Show trials are a major tool in the armory of an authoritarian regime. Stalin used them to great effect in consolidating his power in the 1930s, for example. It makes the statement that the government is being active and taking steps to defend the nation against the forces of evil. Since the judge and prosecution is already controlled by the government and the defense lawyers are crippled by not knowing what the charges are, what the evidence against the defendants is nor what will be acceptable as counter-evidence, the result is a foregone conclusion. And with a fanfare the government can announce that due process has been carried out according to the law of the land and the defendants have been found guilty of exactly what the government had accused them of, thus vindicating the dire warnings that the government had given of the threats to the nation.

Such a show trial is about to start in Iran. The seven members of the leadership council of the Baha’is of Iran have been held in prison for over nine months and it has just been announced that they will be put on trial soon (see [Link: www.iranpresswatch.org...]).

No proselytizing, just placing it here.

271 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:19:05am

re: #267 Aisha

I'm not the one bringing up sodomy in every post.

272 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:20:34am

re: #271 rightside

Aisha's fear of Baha'u'llah drives her to mention sodomy frequently, to mask her fear...

273 shiplord kirel  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:24:23am

Until pretty recently I had the idea that Ogden Nash (1902-1971) was a 19th century figure, roughly contemporary with Mark Twain.
I think I picked this up in elementary school, where I was first exposed to Twain, Nash, and O Henry among others at about the same time.
He was actually alive and working until I was an adult and is said to have made many media appearances but I just somehow missed him.

274 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:25:13am

algore compares fighting global warming to fighting Nazi's

275 Aisha  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:26:27am

Karridine, you shameless apostate from Islam. How can you come here and put the Islamic deen of the readers at risk with your shaitaanic prosetylization. You are the Jehovah's Witness of this blog with your made up relgion (which, it is well known was founded by the Zionist Entity to spread discord among the Ummah). It is well known that Bahais are really Jews, which is why they all live in "Israil".

276 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:27:05am

re: #274 rightside

Why? Is Algore STILL pouting about Hitler's loss?

277 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:29:39am

re: #275 Aisha

Your style of sarcasm and satire wears thin, especially when we consider the Islamic Republic of Iran is holding the show trials...

Show trials are the tool of dictators, small people afraid of truth, like Stalin and Ahmadinejad...

al-Qaim love Baha'is, and His mortal remains are interred atop Mount Carmel in Israel.

278 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:30:34am

re: #274 rightside

algore compares fighting global warming to fighting Nazi's

Al Gore, Joe Biden, and we're supposed to believe Sarah Palin was going to be dangerous as VP. Unbelievable.

279 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:32:53am

re: #278 soxfan4life

He's making millions and millions off of fearmongering. He's a snake-oil salesman, nothing more.

280 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:34:31am

re: #279 rightside

He's making millions and millions off of fearmongering. He's a snake-oil salesman, nothing more.

Seems like he would be a perfect fit for the 0bama administration. Maybe Rahmbo is scared of him.

281 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:36:11am

re: #280 soxfan4life
No, Sox, alGore is a two-bit huckster when compared to some of the BigTime liars and thieves in THIS administration...

282 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:36:36am

re: #280 soxfan4life

You'd think, but he'd lose his speaking gig, and thus, millions in speaking fees.

What the difference between a bag of manure, and a politician? The bag.

283 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:37:01am

Fair Mornin Lizardim,

Havest thou coffee for an early riser?

284 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:37:11am

re: #282 rightside

You'd think, but he'd lose his speaking gig, and thus, millions in speaking fees.

What the difference between a bag of manure, and a politician? The bag.

A bag of manure can be useful too.

285 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:37:11am

re: #222 Aisha

Of course if the husband insists on sleeping with his wife by force, it would not be considered rape since this is a right granted to him, but it is also not in accordance with Islamic teachings. Such an act contradicts the Sunnah of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) and the ethics of intercourse. Gentleness and kindness are among the manners of intimate relations in Islam

How sweet that Mohammed declared it bad form to anally rape the very prebuscent girls which he, by his own disgusting actions, approved of and encouraged.

286 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:38:22am

re: #283 Mithrax

You can have mine... Kenyan roast, from the fragrant, rain-soaked suburbs of Bangkok...

I can't wait for Aisha to mumble some demented comeback...

Later, Leezardz

287 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:39:10am

re: #285 Spare O'Lake

prepubescent
PIMF

288 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:40:09am

Good morning all. Just stepping in for some quick fruitcup before I have to haul my butt out the door and get to work.

289 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:42:32am

I love talking to global warming idiots. They usually have a bottle of water in their hand. At that point, I know I will be entertained. I always start out real nice and ask why they have bottled water. In the end, they end up either calling me a Holocaust denier or bring up Bush.

290 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:44:00am

Here's why the MSM should be considered a joke. They actually asked if Bubbles was told of MJ's death. And that is a tougher question than any of them asked 0.


[Link: www.videosurf.com...]

291 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:44:11am

re: #289 Cannadian Club Akbar

I love talking to global warming idiots. They usually have a bottle of water in their hand. At that point, I know I will be entertained. I always start out real nice and ask why they have bottled water. In the end, they end up either calling me a Holocaust denier or bring up Bush.

Why exactly would they call you a Holocaust denier?

292 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:44:45am

re: #285 Spare O'Lake

How sweet that Mohammed declared it bad form to anally rape the very prebuscent girls which he, by his own disgusting actions, approved of and encouraged.

See Beslan.

293 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:45:43am

re: #291 Spare O'Lake

Because he can pick apart their arguments, and he can do it with facts and logic and reason, THEREFORE they HAFTA fall back on "You're a... prevert! And a holocaust denier!"

294 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:47:03am

re: #289 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'd love to hear the spiel.

295 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:47:21am

re: #293 Karridine

Because he can pick apart their arguments, and he can do it with facts and logic and reason, THEREFORE they HAFTA fall back on "You're a... prevert! And a holocaust denier!"

AH When all else fails argument.

296 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:49:08am

re: #291 Spare O'Lake

Why exactly would they call you a Holocaust denier?

Because they are knee jerk, over the top reactionaries going to extremes to make a point. Or, as I call it, the left.

297 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:49:16am

re: #292 Cannadian Club Akbar

See Beslan.

Animals.

298 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:50:21am

re: #293 Karridine

Because he can pick apart their arguments, and he can do it with facts and logic and reason, THEREFORE they HAFTA fall back on "You're a... prevert! And a holocaust denier!"

Thank you.

299 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:53:56am

Some years ago, Algore gave a speach in NYC. It was the coldest day on record and he blamed GW. Congress at one point was gonna have a GW pow wow at the Capitol. Not many could get there because there was to much snow on the ground.

300 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:55:33am

re: #299 Cannadian Club Akbar

speech...PIMF

301 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:05:03am

I see that we have the dreaded Overnight Open Semi-dead thread.

I'll try a little Strother Martin:

"What we have heah is a failure to communicate."

302 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:06:19am

Oh, for fuck's sake. Fox opened with a recap of yesterday's funeral.

303 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:08:05am

re: #302 MandyManners

And you expected?

304 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:08:05am

re: #302 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake. Fox opened with a recap of yesterday's funeral.

Is he, urm, ahh, that is to say, still dead?

305 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:09:04am

So is Generalisimo Franco.

306 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:11:03am

re: #300 Cannadian Club Akbar

That's okay... speach is a sweet, pink fruit-flavored flub... eaten with a spork...

307 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:11:13am

700-year-old skull washes up on Aussie beach

SYDNEY (AFP) – Baffled Australian police have launched an appeal for information after a 700-year-old skull washed up on a beach.

Yeah, that's my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granddad.
Thank God you found him.
We've been looking for him for years.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS. gees.

308 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:11:26am

More people watch the funeral VS. President Hopeandchange's inauguration.

309 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:13:34am

re: #307 SasquatchOnSteroids

May we presume that this is a cold case?

No persons of interest?

Po-Po isn't expecting an arrest in a couple of days?

310 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:15:52am

re: #309 razorbacker

May we presume that this is a cold case?

No persons of interest?

Po-Po isn't expecting an arrest in a couple of days?

Seriously, can you call your next witness ?

I'd like to call Helen Thomas to the stand.

Where were you on the night of March 24, 1351 ?

311 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:16:14am

re: #309 razorbacker

May we presume that this is a cold case?

No persons of interest?

Po-Po isn't expecting an arrest in a couple of days?

They are urgently waiting for the perp to wash up.

312 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:16:53am

re: #308 Cannadian Club Akbar

More people watch the funeral VS. President Hopeandchange's inauguration.

I had chores yesterday that as usual turned into more than I expected.

Had not every talk radio commentator felt the need to decry the attention given to the dead fellow's funeral, I'd have not even noticed.

That's why most people don't pay much attention to the antics of politicians. Most people are busy, they have lives to lead that don't involve telling other people how to run their business.

313 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:16:54am

re: #302 MandyManners

Oh, for fuck's sake. Fox opened with a recap of yesterday's funeral.

Who died?

/sarc :)

314 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:17:10am

re: #308 Cannadian Club Akbar

More people watch the funeral VS. President Hopeandchange's inauguration.

Let's hope the U.S. economy is able to come back alive.

315 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:18:18am

Morning everyone = )

316 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:18:59am

re: #315 srb1976

morning srb.

317 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:19:02am

re: #311 Cannadian Club Akbar

I say they oughta put that little blond chickie and her crew from 'Cold Case' onto it. They'll have it wrapped up in 44 minutes, complete with soulful music to finale.

318 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:19:26am

re: #313 Mithrax

Who died?

/sarc :)

Some dude.

319 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:19:41am

re: #313 Mithrax

Who died?

/sarc :)

Common sense.

320 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:20:42am

re: #317 razorbacker


I have never seen the show, but she is HOT!

321 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:22:47am

re: #310 SasquatchOnSteroids

I find it interesting that the skull is a non-Aborigal child. Wouldn't have been many of those around Oz back in that day.

I guess.

For all I know, Carnival Cruises could have been running thrice weekly excursions from Miami or something. Those little white girls are always falling off of those boats.

322 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:23:33am

re: #311 Cannadian Club Akbar

They are urgently waiting for the perp to wash up.

How, pray tell, did they KNOW it was 700 years old?

"Oy, Jeff, lookeeya what oI found on the beach..."

"Y'know, Mate, that looks like one o' them 700-year-old skulls me and the boys been finding..."

"Oh, right..."

323 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:26:30am

re: #322 Karridine

How, pray tell, did they KNOW it was 700 years old?

Po-po has ways, you know. I'll bet they carbon-dated the Fosters can discovered with it.

324 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:27:12am

re: #314 MandyManners

Let's hope the U.S. economy is able to come back alive.

No problem stimulus 4 ought to do the trick.

325 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:29:46am

re: #324 soxfan4life

No problem stimulus 4 ought to do the trick.

I don't know about youse guys, but after a hearty round of blood-pounding stimulus, I tend to doze off for a bit.

TMI?

Well, anyways, they should have thought of that.

326 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:29:46am

re: #319 Cannadian Club Akbar

Common sense.

I fear its demise was quite some time ago.

327 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:29:50am

Good morning.

The market futures are mixed at the moment, so I'm looking for a fairly flat open.

Somehow, I managed to survive going all day yesterday without watching a minute of the Jackson stuff on TV.

I heard on the radio that Shartpton said that there was nothing strange about Michael Jackson.

Right.

328 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:31:38am

re: #324 soxfan4life

No problem stimulus 4 ought to do the trick.

There is some point at which the doctors will hang up the defibrillator paddles.

329 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:32:08am

re: #323 razorbacker

Po-po has ways, you know. I'll bet they carbon-dated the Fosters can discovered with it.


Police said any claim for the skull would require records or some other proof of ownership.


"All roight, then, let's see...
'This is a Receipt, dated today, May 17, 1307Anno Domini, for a SKULL, One Each, Child's. Signed, John Johnson, previous owner.'
Well then, everything seems to be in perfect order, I'll just get your skull out of the storage bin..."

330 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:32:29am

re: #327 3 wood

Good morning.

The market futures are mixed at the moment, so I'm looking for a fairly flat open.

Somehow, I managed to survive going all day yesterday without watching a minute of the Jackson stuff on TV.

I heard on the radio that Shartpton said that there was nothing strange about Michael Jackson.

Right.

Sharpton also managed to get in a quip about FCBBHO.

331 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:33:00am

re: #327 3 wood

I imagine that the Rev. Sharton's definition of 'strange' is somewhat different than mine.

I don't get out as much as he, so I lack his degree of nuance, prolly.

332 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:33:10am

re: #329 Karridine

"All roight, then, let's see...
'This is a Receipt, dated today, May 17, 1307Anno Domini, for a SKULL, One Each, Child's. Signed, John Johnson, previous owner.'
Well then, everything seems to be in perfect order, I'll just get your skull out of the storage bin..."

There's a Python sketch in there somewhere.

333 rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:33:24am

re: #36 mrshankly01
24th

25th

334 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:34:35am

re: #328 MandyManners

There is some point at which the doctors will hang up the defibrillator paddles.

Democrats having unobstructed access to tax dollars, we'll be lucky if we don't have a monthly "stimulus" spending bill.

335 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:36:58am

re: #329 Karridine

I guess that it's different over in Australia. Here in Arkansas, when you find a fellow with a human skull, he's generally a mite evasive about exactly where and when the transaction occurred.

"I, ahh, found it. Yeah, that's right. I found it. On the porch one night. Yeah, I remember; it was on the porch. Dog musta drug it up."

336 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:38:01am

Ok, I have to ask....
Does anyone know of a good store to buy baby shoes? the smaller sizes?
It's very hard to find shoes that fit Her Royal Stoutness due to her very small feet...Target and Walmart both have little to nothing in her size, and most shoe stores do not carry the very small stuff (size 2 - size 3)

337 rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:38:28am

re: #65 Fenway_Nation
Pretty sure Hunter still just the Spec ops and and the Aviators who support em still. And the Webpage still indicates it as such. Sorry bout late reply if someone else beat me to it.

338 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:41:27am

re: #336 srb1976

Ok, I have to ask....
Does anyone know of a good store to buy baby shoes? the smaller sizes?
It's very hard to find shoes that fit Her Royal Stoutness due to her very small feet...Target and Walmart both have little to nothing in her size, and most shoe stores do not carry the very small stuff (size 2 - size 3)

It's been a long time, but maybe babies-r-us or stride rite shoes.

339 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:44:04am

The VIX (a measure of volatility and risk in the market) has climbed back above 30 as of the close yesterday. This is more indication that the market is not down with the hope and change we have going on.

I fully expect for the left to start an all out effort to define down expectations in the effort to avoid having to admit failure. You keep hearing things like "give it time to work". The key there is how one defines the word "work".

They already are trying to sell the canard that having the rate of increasing unemployment slow down slightly for one month shows improvement. Bull. You still have jobs being destroyed by about 500,000 a month, which is huge. This is the President who said he was going to make or create 3,000,000 jobs and we have lost over 2,000,000 since he was sworn in.

They have no answers other than to spend more money that we don't have, they know it, and that is why they are trying to rush through the rest of their socialist agenda while they still can.

340 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:45:08am

re: #338 soxfan4life

It's been a long time, but maybe babies-r-us or stride rite shoes.

Thanks, I'll have to try them, I could'nt find a size 2 online, but maybe in store? It gets frustrating = )

341 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:45:59am

re: #338 soxfan4life

We went with stride-rites. Long time ago but they worked well for us.

342 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:47:15am

re: #340 srb1976

Thanks, I'll have to try them, I could'nt find a size 2 online, but maybe in store? It gets frustrating = )

Babies-r-us wasn't around when my son was little, but I seem to remember Stride-Rite shoes being pretty good. Maybe the store can get them in a day or 2 if they don't have them in store.

343 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:48:15am

re: #339 3 wood

You should ask Avanti.

He'd know.

344 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:48:17am

re: #339 3 wood

The VIX (a measure of volatility and risk in the market) has climbed back above 30 as of the close yesterday. This is more indication that the market is not down with the hope and change we have going on.

I fully expect for the left to start an all out effort to define down expectations in the effort to avoid having to admit failure. You keep hearing things like "give it time to work". The key there is how one defines the word "work".

They already are trying to sell the canard that having the rate of increasing unemployment slow down slightly for one month shows improvement. Bull. You still have jobs being destroyed by about 500,000 a month, which is huge. This is the President who said he was going to make or create 3,000,000 jobs and we have lost over 2,000,000 since he was sworn in.

They have no answers other than to spend more money that we don't have, they know it, and that is why they are trying to rush through the rest of their socialist agenda while they still can.


Wait...the left tries to change the definition of a word? No...
And you forgot to say "inherited."

345 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:48:46am

re: #339 3 wood

The VIX (a measure of volatility and risk in the market) has climbed back above 30 as of the close yesterday. This is more indication that the market is not down with the hope and change we have going on.

I fully expect for the left to start an all out effort to define down expectations in the effort to avoid having to admit failure. You keep hearing things like "give it time to work". The key there is how one defines the word "work".

They already are trying to sell the canard that having the rate of increasing unemployment slow down slightly for one month shows improvement. Bull. You still have jobs being destroyed by about 500,000 a month, which is huge. This is the President who said he was going to make or create 3,000,000 jobs and we have lost over 2,000,000 since he was sworn in.

They have no answers other than to spend more money that we don't have, they know it, and that is why they are trying to rush through the rest of their socialist agenda while they still can.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT *moonbat off*

346 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:50:07am

re: #342 soxfan4life

Worth a try anyway....she's nearly 2 and even some of the newborn booties are too big for her....it's kinda funny actually, will be much easier when she gets bigger feet.....
(not usually what you hope for in a little girl) = )

347 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:50:15am

re: #344 Cannadian Club Akbar

Wait...the left tries to change the definition of a word? No...
And you forgot to say "inherited."


That will soon cost you alot to say.

348 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:51:19am

re: #346 srb1976

Worth a try anyway....she's nearly 2 and even some of the newborn booties are too big for her....it's kinda funny actually, will be much easier when she gets bigger feet.....
(not usually what you hope for in a little girl) = )

My son was a preemie, 10 weeks early, clothes shopping was an adventure.

349 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:52:42am

Looks like the 2nd Q profit numbers are not getting with the hope and change either:
Alcoa May Report Third Straight Loss on Lower Aluminum Prices


July 8 (Bloomberg) -- Alcoa Inc., the largest U.S. aluminum producer, may report its third consecutive quarterly loss today as lower demand from automakers and the construction industry keeps the metal at about half of last year’s prices.

Alcoa, the first company in the Dow Jones Industrial Average to announce results for the three months through June, is expected to report a loss excluding some items of 38 cents a share, the average estimate of 17 analysts in a Bloomberg survey. The New York-based company had profit of about 71 cents a share a year earlier.

Chief Executive Officer Klaus Kleinfeld has cut output by about 20 percent, slashed 13,500 jobs and sold a unit as the global recession depresses demand and prices for aluminum. The metal used in cars, planes and beverage cans fell

51 percent in the past year as stockpiles monitored by the London Metal Exchange rose more than fourfold to 4.4 million metric tons.


So much for the stimulus plan so far.

350 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:53:42am

re: #344 Cannadian Club Akbar

And you forgot to say "inherited."

My bad.

351 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:56:23am

re: #348 soxfan4life

My son was a preemie, 10 weeks early, clothes shopping was an adventure.

I'll bet...Little Man was only 6 weeks early, we had to send relatives out to find something that fit to bring him home in (all we had packed were newborn size stuff.....looked like we were wrapping him in a bedsheet)

When Her Royal Stoutness started walking, size 1 shoes were too big (they fell off)...all we could find were booties....nothing with non-skid soles....she slipped on the tile floor alot. Nobody makes size 0 walking shoes = )

352 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:57:07am

re: #343 razorbacker

You should ask Avanti.

He'd know.

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

Now I have to take my leave and head to work.

Don't forget to work hard today folks. Millions of lefties are looking for a hand out and depend on you.

353 songbird  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:57:19am

Good Morning Lizards!

Here is something to lighten your morning!

354 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:58:13am

re: #261 Aisha

the kufr notion of "fun" is haraam. Indeed, during vacation one should try to avoid beaches, which are full of contradiction with Islamic teachings. Certainly, it would be better not to expose underage and adolescents to these beaches. this is true. Music is haraam. Singing is haraam. Dancing is haraam. Going to your tillage with someone not the wife is haraam. Going to your tillage with the wife, but up the pooper-shooter is haraam. Drinking is haraam. Gambling is haraam. All other intoxicants hare haraam. Playing with the private part is haraam. Movies are haraam. Most restaurants in the depraved western kafir world are haraam. Dogs are haraam. Jews are pig-eating sons of pigs and mokeys and apes. Clearly haraam. Talking to non-related members of the opposite sex is haraam. talking to non-related members of the same sex is haraam because it is an occasion of sodomy. Failing to shave the private parts is haraam. Sports are haraam. Cycling is haraam. particularly when you are wearing lycra bike shorts, because the prancing queeny boys and the shameless sharmutas get to se the sausage and meatballs. Gymnasiums are haraam.

The less fun we have, the happier we shall be, inshallah!

You have shown us that Islam is a bunch o'fun!

355 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 4:58:35am

re: #349 3 wood

I don't want to step off into conspiracy land here, but:

Why is it that the price of most commodities have fallen to half or less of the former highs, but the price of the finished goods have not fallen?

Lumber is less than half of what it was when I sold my timber, but 2x4s really haven't fell in price, even when you factor in the housing debacle.

Feeder cattle are about half, but ribeyes aren't down much.

Pork bellies go for .57 cents/lb now, but bacon still costs over $3/lb.

Now I know that the commodity cost is not as much of the final cost as we might think, but the price rise is quick to happen when commodities go up.

Not so quick to fall, when commodities drop.

356 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:01:12am

re: #354 Alouette

You have shown us that Islam is a bunch o'fun!

Islam, it will blow you away!
/

357 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:03:20am

re: #355 razorbacker

I don't want to step off into conspiracy land here, but:

Why is it that the price of most commodities have fallen to half or less of the former highs, but the price of the finished goods have not fallen?

Lumber is less than half of what it was when I sold my timber, but 2x4s really haven't fell in price, even when you factor in the housing debacle.

Feeder cattle are about half, but ribeyes aren't down much.

Pork bellies go for .57 cents/lb now, but bacon still costs over $3/lb.

Now I know that the commodity cost is not as much of the final cost as we might think, but the price rise is quick to happen when commodities go up.

Not so quick to fall, when commodities drop.

It's all because of those evil Republican's, soon all commodities will belong to the people. Comrade 0bama has promised us all the hope and change we can handle./////////// Unemployment will still be up, but the poverty level will go down, thus making a larger middle class, and equal misery all around.

358 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:04:57am

re: #339 3 wood

The idea of another stimulus is really outrageous. BHO can't point to any real success so far, so let's just do more.

359 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:05:33am

re: #357 soxfan4life

It's all because of those evil Republican's, soon all commodities will belong to the people. Comrade 0bama has promised us all the hope and change we can handle./////////// Unemployment will still be up, but the poverty level will go down, thus making a larger middle class, and equal misery all around.

ALL HAIL COMRADE OBAMA!

Pain is good for the American Soul. Really helps American Rhythm and Blues, too.

360 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:07:03am

re: #358 opnion

The idea of another stimulus is really outrageous. BHO can't point to any real success so far, so let's just do more.

It's only outrageous to us, to the politicians it is buying reelection with our tax dollars. Good luck trying to talk them out of it.

361 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:08:19am

re: #351 srb1976


When Her Royal Stoutness started walking, size 1 shoes were too big (they fell off)...all we could find were booties....nothing with non-skid soles....she slipped on the tile floor alot. Nobody makes size 0 walking shoes = )

I take it she's not in this video:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

:)

Cute avatar picture!

362 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:08:40am

re: #358 opnion

The idea of another stimulus is really outrageous. BHO can't point to any real success so far, so let's just do more.

Just came on my XM Radio, fits perfectly:

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
- Would I Lie to You, The Eurythmics

363 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:08:53am

re: #360 soxfan4life


It's only outrageous to us, to the politicians it is buying reelection with our tax dollars. Good luck trying to talk them out of it.

The MSM barely bats an eye, so the average person thinks that this might be the way to go.

364 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:09:40am

re: #354 Alouette

You have shown us that Islam is a bunch o'fun!

There is no fun in Islam. The Ayatollah Khomeni said that, so it must be true.

/think about it. No dogs, no music, no alcohol. That sounds like hell to me.

365 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:10:54am

re: #361 Mad Al-Jaffee

I take it she's not in this video:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

:)

Cute avatar picture!


Nope, we haven't sold her to the bottled water people....yet = )
Thanks....that was her first birthday....it's all in good fun til you glue your eyes shut with cake icing = )

366 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:11:49am

Well, since my money left me,
Obama said it'll be swell
to tax me a little harder
but then the commodities fell..
I'm needing to pony, baby
I'm needing to pony.
I'm needing to pony up, for dat liberty bell

367 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:12:59am

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale,
and we're heading on down to the Love Shack...

Big as a Whale? You need to learn to live within your means. Tax that Ride!

368 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:13:11am

re: #363 opnion

The MSM barely bats an eye, so the average person thinks that this might be the way to go.

If you are one of the unemployed who has exhausted benefits and all but given up hope you are willing to grasp any straw. It is the cold hearts of the politicians that take advantage of this fact to tinker with their social engineering and further dependence on government. Tax cuts to business, and putting money in the pockets of people who earn it are the secret to jump starting the economy, not creating massive government programs that will only continue to add to our future obligations.

369 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:13:15am

re: #365 srb1976

I think all one to three year olds end up wearing their cake when the picture is taken. A law of family photography.

370 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:13:22am

re: #357 soxfan4life

soon all commodities will belong to the people

I see the tags. I get you.

But I have to point out that when commodities belong to all the people, they belong to no one. So no one tries to conserve, or be moderate in usage, or to keep them clean, or to bother to turn off the taps.

It's like wildlife in modern America. Before those evile duck hunters invented Ducks Unlimited, there weren't a third of the present numbers.

If it weren't for those nasty deer hunters, there would not be half as many deer because there would never have been the pressure brought to bear for habitat to be saved, research done, and poaching curtailed.

Elk are back in Arkansas because hunters demanded and paid for it.

Look at the filth left in national parks after every holiday.

Somebody has to have pride of ownership.

371 mamacares  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:13:35am

re: #316 rightside
Good morning Lizards.

372 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:13:55am

The economy is in the worst shape since the Great Depression, Iran is still up for grabs, Honduras in a mess, north Kores getting beligerent etc, but we have wall to wall Michael Jackson coverage.

373 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:14:00am

re: #367 SteveC

Apparently Minnie the Moocher had a heart as big as one.

374 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:14:39am

re: #372 opnion

Sing it, brother!

375 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:15:05am

re: #372 opnion

The economy is in the worst shape since the Great Depression, Iran is still up for grabs, Honduras in a mess, north Kores getting beligerent etc, but we have wall to wall Michael Jackson coverage.

Shouldn't that be Off The Wall Michael Jackson coverage?

376 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:16:09am

Michael jackson, womb to the tomb coverage!

377 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:16:09am

re: #370 razorbacker

I see the tags. I get you.

But I have to point out that when commodities belong to all the people, they belong to no one. So no one tries to conserve, or be moderate in usage, or to keep them clean, or to bother to turn off the taps.

It's like wildlife in modern America. Before those evile duck hunters invented Ducks Unlimited, there weren't a third of the present numbers.

If it weren't for those nasty deer hunters, there would not be half as many deer because there would never have been the pressure brought to bear for habitat to be saved, research done, and poaching curtailed.

Elk are back in Arkansas because hunters demanded and paid for it.

Look at the filth left in national parks after every holiday.

Somebody has to have pride of ownership.

Unfortunately one commodity that alot of Americans want no part of is responsibility. They want the benfits of ownership, but not the drag of repsonsibility.

378 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:16:22am

re: #372 opnion

The economy is in the worst shape since the Great Depression, Iran is still up for grabs, Honduras in a mess, north Kores getting beligerent etc, but we have wall to wall Michael Jackson coverage.

It's Bad. All these Jackson reporters just need to Beat It already.

379 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:16:39am

re: #372 opnion

Michael who?

/

380 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:16:59am

re: #378 SteveC

True, slip on those billy jeans and moonwalk the fuck outta HERE

381 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:17:25am

re: #371 mamacares

morning mamacares.

382 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:17:37am

re: #380 quiet man

True, slip on those billy jeans and moonwalk the fuck outta HERE

Keep that up and you will become a true criminal.

383 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:17:53am

I keep wondering how the media will react when Norman Borlaug dies. He never sold any hit records or sang on any charity songs, but his work saved a billion lives. Probably just a couple of paragraphs in the major papers.

384 SixDegrees  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:18:38am

re: #339 3 wood

The VIX (a measure of volatility and risk in the market) has climbed back above 30 as of the close yesterday. This is more indication that the market is not down with the hope and change we have going on.

I fully expect for the left to start an all out effort to define down expectations in the effort to avoid having to admit failure. You keep hearing things like "give it time to work". The key there is how one defines the word "work".

They already are trying to sell the canard that having the rate of increasing unemployment slow down slightly for one month shows improvement. Bull. You still have jobs being destroyed by about 500,000 a month, which is huge. This is the President who said he was going to make or create 3,000,000 jobs and we have lost over 2,000,000 since he was sworn in.

They have no answers other than to spend more money that we don't have, they know it, and that is why they are trying to rush through the rest of their socialist agenda while they still can.

Frankly, the Administration doesn't want to fix the economy. They've moved on to other things, and only discuss the economy when pressed, and pressed hard, about it.

In fact, it seems that they want to have the economy stay in the tank, because it makes it easier for them to terrify people into supporting their other programs, like nationalized health care and taxes on "the rich" (apparently, "rich" has now been redefined as those making more than $200,000 per year; expect that ridiculously low number to drop rapidly); when people are out of work or in fear of losing their job, having their health care taken care of looks a lot more attractive than otherwise, and the fact that there will be no one left to pay for those services isn't making it to the front burner.

Look for the Administration to ignore, or even actively sabotage the economy if it starts to perk up much prior to October/November, when the big Congressional push on health care reform will be taking place. Having a fully employed workforce doesn't help them push their agenda forward.

385 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:18:38am

re: #378 SteveC

It's Bad. All these Jackson reporters just need to Beat It already.

Maybe they think that would be Dangerous.

386 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:18:40am

re: #380 quiet man

True, slip on those billy jeans and moonwalk the fuck outta HERE

Where does it stop where do you dare me to draw the line? - Daryl Hall and John Oates, I Can't Go for That.

387 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:18:55am

re: #383 Mad Al-Jaffee
Sasha cohen will be the next great funeral...when the Austrians catch him

388 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:19:09am

re: #368 soxfan4life

If you are one of the unemployed who has exhausted benefits and all but given up hope you are willing to grasp any straw. It is the cold hearts of the politicians that take advantage of this fact to tinker with their social engineering and further dependence on government. Tax cuts to business, and putting money in the pockets of people who earn it are the secret to jump starting the economy, not creating massive government programs that will only continue to add to our future obligations.

Yup, tax cuts have a proven track record. Spending money that we don't have doesn't make a bit of sense.
BHo is either willfully trying to destroy the economy or he is incredibly doofus.

389 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:20:19am

re: #386 SteveC
We need to tell Obama to leave us alone, we are family men.

390 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:20:54am

re: #383 Mad Al-Jaffee

I keep wondering how the media will react when Norman Borlaug dies. He never sold any hit records or sang on any charity songs, but his work saved a billion lives. Probably just a couple of paragraphs in the major papers.

Al Gore beat out this woman for the Nobel prize.
[Link: www.irenasendler.org...]

391 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:21:07am

re: #388 opnion

Yup, tax cuts have a proven track record. Spending money that we don't have doesn't make a bit of sense.
BHo is either willfully trying to destroy the economy or he is incredibly doofus.

My guess is a combination of both.

392 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:21:16am

re: #378 SteveC

It's Bad. All these Jackson reporters just need to Beat It already.

He could sing, he could dancec, enough!

393 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:21:34am

re: #382 BlueCanuck

394 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:21:34am

re: #387 quiet man

Sasha cohen will be the next great funeral...when the Austrians catch him

We still have Liz Taylor and Babs Striesand to look forward to - not that I want them to die or anything like that!

There was a great article in The Onion (or maybe in their first book) about how the commemorative plate industry was praying for the death of Striesand shortly after Princess Diana's death.

395 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:22:40am

Bet they wont be showing helicopter air shots of babs mansion, tho

396 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:22:45am

re: #393 rightside

Damn, wonder why they disable embedding?

397 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:23:10am

re: #383 Mad Al-Jaffee

I keep wondering how the media will react when Norman Borlaug dies.

The same reaction they had when Dr. Helen Taussig died. Indifference... mixed with a little contempt. "Dumb fool deaf woman shouldn't have been driving. She's a danger to herself and others."

Click the link for the true story of a real hero.

398 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:23:15am

Still no word on that job interview. Should I email them again or just assume that someone else got the job?

399 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:23:43am

re: #359 SteveC

How're you feeling this morning?

400 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:23:55am

re: #398 Alouette
call instead..the greasy wheel gets the squeek...

401 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:24:17am

re: #394 Mad Al-Jaffee

We still have Liz Taylor and Babs Striesand to look forward to - not that I want them to die or anything like that!

There was a great article in The Onion (or maybe in their first book) about how the commemorative plate industry was praying for the death of Striesand shortly after Princess Diana's death.

Don't forget the commie bitch herself. Hanoi Jane, maybe these will have a bump in sales.

[Link: www.lznam.com...]

402 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:24:49am

I had friends on Facebook - intelligent adults, some with advanced degrees and great careeers - yesterday posting about how sad they were watching the circus service. Of course, most of them voted for 0 too, so that shouldn't surprise me.

403 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:25:20am

re: #401 soxfan4life

Yes, there will be thousands of vets who want to slip a note to god in her coffin..

They might get there this time

404 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:25:59am

re: #362 SteveC

Just came on my XM Radio, fits perfectly:

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
- Would I Lie to You, The Eurythmics

One of the prettiest women in music.

405 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:26:24am

re: #402 Mad Al-Jaffee

I had friends on Facebook - intelligent adults, some with advanced degrees and great careeers - yesterday posting about how sad they were watching the circus service. Of course, most of them voted for 0 too, so that shouldn't surprise me.

Just do what I'm going to do.

In three months, ask them if they remember who he was.

406 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:26:30am

re: #402 Mad Al-Jaffee

A nod is as good as a wink...to a blind horse

407 Rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:26:42am

re: #323 razorbacker
Do they actually drink Foster's in Australia? It is total crap compared to most of the Aussie beers I sampled.

408 srb1976  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:27:00am

Ok folks....off to first responder class..
Have a great day !

409 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:27:06am

re: #407 Rustler

Do they actually drink Foster's in Australia? It is total crap compared to most of the Aussie beers I sampled.

According to most of my Aussie friends, no. That's why they export it :P

410 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:27:16am

re: #408 srb1976

You too..take care

411 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:27:25am

re: #398 Alouette

Still no word on that job interview. Should I email them again or just assume that someone else got the job?

Short of tap-dancing on the interviewer's desk, I'd say go for it.

412 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:27:26am

re: #399 MandyManners

How're you feeling this morning?

Irritated that I have to wait until the 15th to get this tooth fixed (Root Canal). But it isn't hurting, I've had a great walk, and it looks like a great day shaping up. **REALLY** looking forward to speaking at a Heart Defect Symposium in Durham NC on the 25th.

Today is rated 8 out of 10, with great possibility of improvement! :)

413 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:28:18am

re: #412 SteveC
speaking at the heart defect symposioum?

are you fer 'em or agin 'em?

414 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:28:41am

re: #405 Mithrax

Just do what I'm going to do.

In three months, ask them if they remember who he was.

Jackson or Obama?

415 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:29:14am

re: #407 Rustler

Every country has to have a stinker of a beer. Up here it's either Canadian or Labatts Blue. When I could get it, I would buy Swan Lager from our liqour stores. Don't know if it's still shipped in.

416 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:29:30am

re: #384 SixDegrees

Frankly, the Administration doesn't want to fix the economy. They've moved on to other things, and only discuss the economy when pressed, and pressed hard, about it.

In fact, it seems that they want to have the economy stay in the tank, because it makes it easier for them to terrify people into supporting their other programs, like nationalized health care and taxes on "the rich" (apparently, "rich" has now been redefined as those making more than $200,000 per year; expect that ridiculously low number to drop rapidly); when people are out of work or in fear of losing their job, having their health care taken care of looks a lot more attractive than otherwise, and the fact that there will be no one left to pay for those services isn't making it to the front burner.

Look for the Administration to ignore, or even actively sabotage the economy if it starts to perk up much prior to October/November, when the big Congressional push on health care reform will be taking place. Having a fully employed workforce doesn't help them push their agenda forward.

I seem to recall that that number was lowered repeatedly during the campaign, down to around $70,000.00. Do you remember that?

417 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:29:56am

Well now, Homeslices. It's been a pleasent 90 minutes, and I've enjoyed pestering all you dead-threaders until the usual suspects show up.

But I need to bestir myself and get busy.

I'll leave you with words of wisdom from Dad.

"Son, everybody patting you on the back ain't saying 'Good job'; some of 'em are just looking for a soft place to stick the knife in."

418 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:30:12am

re: #413 quiet man

speaking at the heart defect symposioum?

are you fer 'em or agin 'em?

I be agin 'em!

419 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:30:21am

re: #415 BlueCanuck
Molson makes F(a)osters as well as sapporo..now I like Adams best

420 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:30:33am

re: #412 SteveC

Mabye I'm mis-remembering but, didn't you consume some rare adult beverge last night?

421 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:31:31am

re: #417 razorbacker
Going in my wallet to read at the proper time

have fun

422 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:31:31am

re: #396 rightside

Damn, wonder why they disable embedding?

You can get around it by posting both the video here as well as a link to it.

423 razorbacker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:32:23am

re: #407 Rustler

Do they actually drink Foster's in Australia? It is total crap compared to most of the Aussie beers I sampled.

Hell, I don't know. It was just the first Aussie beer that I thought of.

Kinda like you think of Corona when you think Mexican beer, when it is a long ways from the best.

See ya.

424 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:32:26am

re: #418 SteveC

Good cause iffen you were for 'em, I'd have to get out OOOOOOoooooooold Betsy and load her up...first time in 20 year!

425 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:32:59am

re: #422 MandyManners

ahh, that's what you do. Thanks!

426 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:11am

re: #417 razorbacker

"Homeslices"? I feel like a loaf of bread.

427 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:25am

re: #419 quiet man

I drink micro/craft brews when I get the chance. Only drink domestic if that's the only thing on the menu.

428 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:40am

re: #426 MandyManners

"Homeslices"? I feel like a loaf of bread.

Think he's just trying to butter us up.

429 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:41am

sorry, thats fer em

I missed the proper inflection..

and as we all know..some inflections need to be cut out

430 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:45am

re: #416 MandyManners

Soon they will change their mantra to give until it hurts.

431 TheMatrix31  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:49am

re: #423 razorbacker

Hell, I don't know. It was just the first Aussie beer that I thought of.

Kinda like you think of Corona when you think Mexican beer, when it is a long ways from the best.

See ya.

I'm not too crazy about beer, but I love Pacifico.

432 rightside  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:50am
433 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:33:55am

re: #425 rightside

ahh, that's what you do. Thanks!

It takes a few more seconds but it's worth it to get around the aggravation.

434 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:34:35am

re: #420 MandyManners

Mabye I'm mis-remembering but, didn't you consume some rare adult beverge last night?

It wasn't that rare, it was rare that I consumed it! :) But I exercised all level 7 precautions with full biohazard protocols and made certain that no civilians were injured.

(parked my butt on the couch most of the night)

435 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:34:41am

re: #430 soxfan4life

Soon they will change their mantra to give until it hurts.

I am hurting now, can I stop giving?

436 Rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:35:16am

re: #409 Mithrax
Thats what I thought.

437 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:35:18am

re: #435 BlueCanuck

That is until it hurtsTHEM

438 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:36:23am

re: #428 Mithrax

Think he's just trying to butter us up.

It won't let him out of a jam with me.

439 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:36:33am

re: #435 BlueCanuck

I am hurting now, can I stop giving?

You'll work 'till Jesus comes
and then, you'll work some more!

440 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:37:15am

re: #438 MandyManners
Not jam, jelly...It has to be jelly because jam dont shake like that

441 Rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:37:25am

re: #423 razorbacker
Actually when I think of Mexican beer it's all about Negra Modelo tho I don't drink anymore. Guess everyone thinks foster's because of the commercials and Corona for the same reason.

442 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:37:47am

re: #430 soxfan4life

Soon they will change their mantra to give until it hurts.

I'm still looking for the lowered amount that they used to define "rich". FCCBO and Plugs went back and forth on it, with the latter giving the lowest, IIRC.

443 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:38:00am

re: #440 quiet man

Not jam, jelly...It has to be jelly because jam dont shake like that

Hey babe.... you got some fries to go with that shake? :D

444 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:38:54am

re: #443 SteveC
A good milkshake makes the boys come to the yard..

since we are speaking beer..a yard will sound good round here in a few hours

445 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:39:13am

re: #434 SteveC

It wasn't that rare, it was rare that I consumed it! :) But I exercised all level 7 precautions with full biohazard protocols and made certain that no civilians were injured.

(parked my butt on the couch most of the night)

I can certainly understand with a root canal problem. I hate those procedures 'cause I have a little mouth and most adult dentists don't have pediatric dental dams.

446 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:40:31am

re: #445 MandyManners
I think they gave out pediatric dental dams to everyone at Staples center yesterday...

447 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:40:39am

re: #440 quiet man

Not jam, jelly...It has to be jelly because jam dont shake like that

It's not been too long since I heard that one.

448 Rustler  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:40:53am

Later all be safe shift almost over and time to start the day. On a plus side the Construction crew that built the 3 natural gas wells just moved back into the Hotel. Apparently they were hired to dig 3 more wells even tho the first 3 have been complete since feb and are still not running. I may have to dig in to see if we got some stimulus money to increase natural gas production. I also wonder if the wells will ever start producing.

449 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:41:02am

re: #446 quiet man

*WHACK*

450 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:41:57am

re: #448 Rustler
Later..and no smoking!

451 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:42:12am

re: #442 MandyManners

I'm still looking for the lowered amount that they used to define "rich". FCCBO and Plugs went back and forth on it, with the latter giving the lowest, IIRC.

Plugs said $150,000

[Link: corner.nationalreview.com...]


Richardson said $120,000

[Link: www.rushlimbaugh.com...]

452 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:42:43am

Good morning all.

Our Congress: what a joke.

453 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:42:51am

re: #451 soxfan4life
Rich will come to mean anyone with a nickle in their pocket

454 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:43:09am

re: #452 FrogMarch

Thank goodness some things never change, huh

455 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:43:15am

re: #450 quiet man

Later..and no smoking!

And don't forget to close your tray table and return your seat to the upright position!

456 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:45:27am

Oh, great. The feral pigs roaming this area are back in my yard. I called the cops when they showed up the other day and they've been stopping by early every morning. I just called 911 and said, "Tell Officer Friendly that the wild pigs are back". The dispatcher was quite nonplussed until I explained myself better. Deer, foxes and feral pigs: I love living in the country.

457 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:45:38am

Turbulence at landing? Looks like we are in for some chop...

458 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:46:58am

re: #355 razorbacker

I don't want to step off into conspiracy land here, but:

Why is it that the price of most commodities have fallen to half or less of the former highs, but the price of the finished goods have not fallen?

Lumber is less than half of what it was when I sold my timber, but 2x4s really haven't fell in price, even when you factor in the housing debacle.

Feeder cattle are about half, but ribeyes aren't down much.

Pork bellies go for .57 cents/lb now, but bacon still costs over $3/lb.

Now I know that the commodity cost is not as much of the final cost as we might think, but the price rise is quick to happen when commodities go up.

Not so quick to fall, when commodities drop.


Prices of finished goods to not move in the same speed as commodities cause different price mechanism's are being used. In commodities, you tend to have a open ask and bid process happening and you adjust price up or down to meet the demand and supply.

With finished products, you tend to have a pricing structure in place with ranges that move less fluidly. They tend to go up faster than down. It takes a lot of unsold stock sitting on the shelf to get the price dropped, unless you have very in tune management.

For example, my local Walmart got in a big shipment of watermelon for the 4th of July cookouts. Problem is, it rained here all day on the 4th, so many people canceled their cookouts and trips to the fireworks, therefore they did not buy the watermelons. Watermelons go bad after a while, so my Walmart priced them down to $1 apiece (usually about $4 a piece) and made sure the cashiers let every customer coming through know.

We love watermelon so my wife bought 2 and I think is going back today to see if they have any more. She also called some other ladies inthe neighborhood and they went and bought some at the bargain price. That is an example of the price moving down quickly at the retail level, but it took some quick acting management to do it.

459 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:47:01am

re: #456 MandyManners
Could it be Luau time in the country?

460 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:47:35am

What Caused the Fannie and Freddie Debacle: “The housing bubble that burst in 2007 and led to a financial crisis can be traced back to the federal government intervention in the U.S. housing market intended to help provide home ownership opportunities for more Americans.”

Let's place the government in charge of our health care. I'm certain it will be a magnificent disaster.

461 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:49:20am

re: #460 FrogMarchNow they mention this.

With liberals, it is like there is a glass wall separating Clintons presidency from Bush's..one that stops all attempts to see thru and evaluate

462 soxfan4life  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:49:33am

re: #460 FrogMarch

What Caused the Fannie and Freddie Debacle: “The housing bubble that burst in 2007 and led to a financial crisis can be traced back to the federal government intervention in the U.S. housing market intended to help provide home ownership opportunities for more Americans.”

Let's place the government in charge of our health care. I'm certain it will be a magnificent disaster.

Come on now, they have done such a splendid job with Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Why wouldn't 0bamacare be anything but a success?/////////

463 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:49:52am

re: #460 FrogMarch

Let's place the government in charge of our health care.

Ummm... not to speak evil, but I really think you need to sit down and put a cool cloth on your head until that idea passes.

464 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:50:45am

Oh, this is going to be fun.

I just heard on WLS radio that some companies are starting to require their employees to get annual physicals to identify health problems to be addressed in order to qualify to be covered by the company health insurance in order to hold down costs.

Good going with the screwing around with health insurance Obama. Can you say "paradox of unintended consequences"? I knew you could.

I guarantee that there will be lawsuits as a result of this one.

465 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:50:56am

re: #463 SteveC

the cool cloth is waht some Palestinains told other palis when they burned the green houses

466 Liberal Classic  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:51:39am

re: #261 Aisha

The less fun we have, the happier we shall be, inshallah!

Make sense to me.

/

467 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:51:49am

re: #464 3 wood
checking their DNA is just a hop skip and hump away

468 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:52:30am

re: #463 SteveC

Ummm... not to speak evil, but I really think you need to sit down and put a cool damp cloth on your head until that idea passes.

Fixed it myself!

469 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:52:32am

re: #456 MandyManners

Oh, great. The feral pigs roaming this area are back in my yard.

Code Pink is camping out at your place?

470 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:53:03am

re: #469 Mad Al-Jaffee

Mandy needs to corner the lipstick market in her town

471 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:53:24am

re: #459 quiet man

Could it be Luau time in the country?

I don't know. I hate the cops roaming the yard with rifles. The animal control folks have set up a trap but I don't know how that will catch all of them. I'd rather they get trapped and taken somewhere to live out their lives but I've been told that that's unlikely. I know they're dangerous but, golly gee willikers! They're living critters! I know. I know. I'm naive.

472 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:53:56am

re: #368 soxfan4life

Tax cuts to business, and putting money in the pockets of people who earn it are the secret to jump starting the economy, not creating massive government programs that will only continue to add to our future obligations.

Correct, but their approach grows the power of government, and the lefties are in charge. It's in their interest to keep growing government.

473 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:54:04am

I hope Michelle Obama wears her sleeveless dress to the Vatican.

and I hope the Swiss guards block her entry until she covers up her arms

474 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:54:38am

re: #471 MandyManners

I understand..I love horses myself. Not someone who likes seeing any of them damaged.

475 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:54:49am

re: #464 3 wood

Oh, this is going to be fun.

I just heard on WLS radio that some companies are starting to require their employees to get annual physicals to identify health problems to be addressed in order to qualify to be covered by the company health insurance in order to hold down costs.

Good going with the screwing around with health insurance Obama. Can you say "paradox of unintended consequences"? I knew you could.

I guarantee that there will be lawsuits as a result of this one.

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

476 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:55:22am

re: #464 3 wood

Oh, this is going to be fun.

I just heard on WLS radio that some companies are starting to require their employees to get annual physicals to identify health problems to be addressed in order to qualify to be covered by the company health insurance in order to hold down costs.

Good going with the screwing around with health insurance Obama. Can you say "paradox of unintended consequences"? I knew you could.

I guarantee that there will be lawsuits as a result of this one.

This will be just one more tool for FCBBHO to use to show how the government must take over ALL health care due to mean big business throwing workers to the wolves.

When will they start trying to force us to give DNA samples to identify inherited illnesses?

477 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:56:13am

re: #469 Mad Al-Jaffee

Code Pink is camping out at your place?

These are little, pink piggies. They're HUGE brown and black ones.

478 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:56:29am

re: #474 quiet man

I understand..I love horses myself. Not someone who likes seeing any of them damaged.

Hurt my family, you'll make me angry. Hurt my dog, you gonna die.

479 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:56:45am

re: #369 BlueCanuck

I think all one to three year olds end up wearing their cake when the picture is taken. A law of family photography.

When my kids were little my wife would always make an extra, little cake for that purpose. She called it a "smash cake", so the kids could smear it all over their faces, we could get the requisite pictures to be saved to embarass them at their wedding reception, and the regular cake was still intact.

480 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:57:14am

re: #473 Shug

I hope Michelle Obama wears her sleeveless dress to the Vatican.

and I hope the Swiss guards block her entry until she covers up her arms

Surely WAB is not *that* ignorant.

481 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:57:23am

re: #476 MandyManners

This will be just one more tool for FCBBHO to use to show how the government must take over ALL health care due to mean big business throwing workers to the wolves.

When will they start trying to force us to give DNA samples to identify inherited illnesses?


Take a generous portion of Margaret Sanger, add a pinch of Logan's Run, a dash of Soylent Green combine with the Internal Revenue Service......and voila Obama Healthcare !

482 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:57:53am

re: #474 quiet man

I understand..I love horses myself. Not someone who likes seeing any of them damaged.

Could those pigs kill horses?

483 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:58:08am

re: #478 SteveC

My would rip their ankles off and beat them with the bloody end

484 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:58:36am

re: #481 Shug

Take a generous portion of Margaret Sanger, add a pinch of Logan's Run, a dash of Soylent Green combine with the Internal Revenue Service......and voila Obama Healthcare !

*shudder*

485 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:59:05am

re: #482 MandyManners
babies, for sure..but really, they wouldnt want to. And no horse would want to be close to one..certainly not a few

486 Flounder  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:59:51am

Just read in the that VP Biden is coming to my old High School, Shenendehowa, on Thursday. Originally he was going to Rennselaerville, but decided on a a solid republican suburb. (Rennselaerville is full of loons and staggering prop. taxes) Hope he doesn't get booed, if anyone shows up at all. He will probably take credit for the chip fab plant that has been in the making for ten years. The article is in the rag timesunion.com

487 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:59:54am

re: #483 quiet man

My pappion would rip their ankles..that is

Doy!

488 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:00:11am

re: #384 SixDegrees

Look for the Administration to ignore, or even actively sabotage the economy if it starts to perk up much prior to October/November, when the big Congressional push on health care reform will be taking place. Having a fully employed workforce doesn't help them push their agenda forward.

Well, after all, it was Rahm Emauel who said to never waste a good crisis.

489 quiet man  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:00:45am

oh no..I must go

have fun Lizards

490 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:01:05am

Hey, its 8PM here in the darkened but fragrant suburbs of Bangkok... chores and dinner call... See y'all tomorrow...

Karridine

491 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:01:23am

re: #388 opnion

BHo is either willfully trying to destroy the economy or he is incredibly doofus.

I'm starting to think it's door #1.

492 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:01:42am

re: #464 3 wood

It's already been fun. Some leftist NGO's already tried lobbying McDonalds to change their cooking oils and the sizes of meal portions and drinks. People laughed when talk of the 'fat tax' started up 15 years ago.

It's not funny now.

It's ironic that on issues of security the left does not want to give up any personal freedoms (real or perceived), which may result in more risk. However, on these issues of health and welfare, they'll give up all kinds of freedoms to eat and smoke what they like as long as health care is paid for by the collective. Do they realize this?

Of course sex is off limits, cannot mess with that.

493 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:02:50am

re: #394 Mad Al-Jaffee

We still have Liz Taylor and Babs Striesand to look forward to - not that I want them to die or anything like that!

Wait until Walter Cronkite goes. The wailing the MSM will be insufferable.

494 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:02:58am

re: #483 quiet man

My would rip their ankles off and beat them with the bloody end

Mine is a "took up" dog... someone abandoned her and she took up with us. Showed up the day I got home from the hospital after having a light stroke.

She was an adult dog when she got here, and that was 7 years ago. She had been abused, because it took her 3 months to let me touch her, an she is still scared of a harsh voice or anyone she doesn't know.

495 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:03:41am

re: #491 3 wood

I'm starting to think it's door #1.

I've believed that since Day One.

496 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:04:15am

re: #493 3 wood

Wait until Walter Cronkite goes. The wailing the MSM will be insufferable.

Jimmy Carter.

497 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:05:02am

re: #476 MandyManners


When will they start trying to force us to give DNA samples to identify inherited illnesses?

I think that's a valid question for several reasons I can think of.

498 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:05:31am

re: #488 3 wood

Well, after all, it was Rahm Emauel who said to never waste a good crisis.

Didn't HRC also say that, and Cloward and Piven?

499 badger1970  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:05:38am

Dogs are like children, but more furry. In a Farscape episode where Creighton is trying to get Scorpius' chip out of his brain, the doctor was tugging at various synapse to get Creighton to respond, keep it or get rid of it. When the memory of all his dogs was triggered, no hesitation, keep it.

500 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:05:58am

re: #496 Alouette

Now you are just being mean and teasing us. I think a lot of people would attend that funeral just to be sure he was dead.

501 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:06:12am

re: #493 3 wood

Wait until Walter Cronkite goes. The wailing the MSM will be insufferable.

"I don't care what you say, judge. It was my TV and my house and I can fire bomb them if I want to."

502 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:06:38am

re: #398 Alouette

Still no word on that job interview. Should I email them again or just assume that someone else got the job?

Assume you are still in the running until you hear different. I'd email but don't expect a quick response.

You never know, I got a job one time when I'd already gotten a reject letter from the place. I sent a follow up thanking them for the opportunity anyway, and they called me and asked me what I was talking about. I'd saved the reject letter for some reason and so read it to the manager over the phone. Turns out somebody in HR had sent me the reject letter by mistake, they called back and offered me the job that day.

Keep your chin up.

503 badger1970  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:07:13am

re: #493 3 wood

"And that the way it is....."

504 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:07:39am

re: #494 SteveC

Mine is a "took up" dog... someone abandoned her and she took up with us. Showed up the day I got home from the hospital after having a light stroke.

She was an adult dog when she got here, and that was 7 years ago. She had been abused, because it took her 3 months to let me touch her, an she is still scared of a harsh voice or anyone she doesn't know.

I hate animal abusers.

505 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:08:17am

re: #495 MandyManners

I've believed that since Day One.


Well, I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt at first.

506 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:08:18am

re: #497 BigPapa

I think that's a valid question for several reasons I can think of.

Don't many jurisdictions alrready take DNA samples from people arrested on felony charges?

507 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:08:54am

re: #501 SteveC

"I don't care what you say, judge. It was my TV and my house and I can fire bomb them if I want to."

Bullets are more discrete.

508 Flounder  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:09:48am

Dilbert is funny today, I'm cutting that one out!

509 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:09:55am

re: #462 soxfan4life

Come on now, they have done such a splendid job with Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Why wouldn't 0bamacare be anything but a success?/////////

What's cool - is even after it fails, magnificently, the pundits, lefty kewl kids and idiots with stupid bumper stickers will still swoon.

510 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:09:57am

re: #505 3 wood

Well, I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt at first.

I didn't. FCBBHO had my hinky meter sounding loudly over a year ago.

511 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:10:06am

re: #500 BlueCanuck

Morning Lizards. Morning Blue. I am slowly getting some things done. Got my new cell and number. Hooked up with an agent for a house to rent. Seeing the school today(I hope) to pay the tuition for my girls. And Orlando is hot and humid.(Not as bad as I expected)

512 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:10:33am

re: #510 MandyManners

I didn't. FCBBHO had my hinky meter sounding loudly over a year ago.

Or whenever it was he became a serious contender for the nomination.

513 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:10:37am

re: #468 SteveC

Fixed it myself!

Damp or cool - which is it!

514 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:11:00am

Morning lizards.
Watching Fox news--talking about how the gov. just tested security in government building--epic fail. Guards were asleep and they managed to smuggle in liquid explosives.
Just effing great.

515 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:11:18am

re: #511 Erik The Red

Good morning Erik. For once we are in the same time zone. I take it your flight was uneventful.

516 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:11:20am

re: #502 3 wood

Assume you are still in the running until you hear different. I'd email but don't expect a quick response.

You never know, I got a job one time when I'd already gotten a reject letter from the place. I sent a follow up thanking them for the opportunity anyway, and they called me and asked me what I was talking about. I'd saved the reject letter for some reason and so read it to the manager over the phone. Turns out somebody in HR had sent me the reject letter by mistake, they called back and offered me the job that day.

Keep your chin up.

I know I should be dancing on air that my son is engaged, but getting down to the details of the wedding planning has triggered all kinds of panic attacks, hyperventilation and crying for no reason.

The wedding is going to cost more money than we have. (don't all weddings?)

The bride's family has enough to do just with paying their airline fares back and forth from Australia.

Now it seems that New York is the most expensive place in the whole wide world to make a wedding. Maybe we will make it in Detroit.

517 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:11:39am

re: #477 MandyManners

These are little, pink piggies. They're HUGE brown and black ones.

RACIST!

518 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:12:15am

re: #511 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards. Morning Blue. I am slowly getting some things done. Got my new cell and number. Hooked up with an agent for a house to rent. Seeing the school today(I hope) to pay the tuition for my girls. And Orlando is hot and humid.(Not as bad as I expected)

Most importantly, you've been back on-line for a little while. Are you still using your iphone?

519 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:12:41am

re: #514 VioletTiger

Smuggling in liquid explosives isn't that hard. Have you seen how many people carry coffee mugs or water bottles?

520 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:13:04am

re: #515 BlueCanuck

Good morning Erik. For once we are in the same time zone. I take it your flight was uneventful.

Uneventful yes, but damn long. About 32 hours traveling time plus 6 hours time difference.

521 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:13:06am

re: #514 VioletTiger

Morning lizards.
Watching Fox news--talking about how the gov. just tested security in government building--epic fail. Guards were asleep and they managed to smuggle in liquid explosives.
Just effing great.

What about the one on Percocet who went to sleep? Or, the one who shot his gun in the restroom?

522 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:13:46am

re: #511 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards. Morning Blue. I am slowly getting some things done. Got my new cell and number. Hooked up with an agent for a house to rent. Seeing the school today(I hope) to pay the tuition for my girls. And Orlando is hot and humid.(Not as bad as I expected)

Just wait. Heat and humidity will come. You have neither the Gulf or the Atlantic to keep it cool. I live there. Hated it. Traffic was a nightmare. Not trying to be a bummer, sorry.

523 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:13:59am

re: #506 MandyManners

Don't many jurisdictions alrready take DNA samples from people arrested on felony charges?

Oh, yes. It's safe to assume all do, especially on the federal level.

Since businesses have not just a stake on the health of their employees (as if they didn't already), but a cost liability in their overall health as opposed to just a healthy environment, they have a stake in the person's risks. I'm pretty sure that nobody would agree business has a right to have prospective employees take DNA tests to screen for genetic dispositions to illness.

However, if the government pays for it, I sense that it may be more palatable to the Sangers' of the world.

524 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:14:01am

re: #519 BlueCanuck

Smuggling in liquid explosives isn't that hard. Have you seen how many people carry coffee mugs or water bottles?

Yeah, but they were able to also get in everything they needed to make a bomb. Then they took it outside and exploded it to make the point.

525 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:14:21am

re: #521 MandyManners

If people realized how incompetent most security guards really are, they would be terrified.

/voice of experience from the inside.

526 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:14:26am

re: #518 MandyManners

Most importantly, you've been back on-line for a little while. Are you still using your iphone?

Was last night. What an amazing phone. Still have plenty to learn. On my laptop now.

527 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:14:29am

re: #521 MandyManners

What about the one on Percocet who went to sleep? Or, the one who shot his gun in the restroom?

Yeah, it was in there somewhere. Pretty dam sad.

528 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:14:49am

re: #507 MandyManners

Bullets are more discrete.

Walked down to a junkyard when I was in Middle School with a friend and his rifle, intending to plink cans. Found a pretty intact TV just sitting there. Famous last words... "You wanna shoot the TV?"

He won the coin flip and got the first shot. Thankfully we were standing back a bit - an instant later we were covered in glass and I thought the Russians had dropped the bomb right on top of a South Carolina junkyard.

We quit and went home.

529 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:15:16am

re: #494 SteveC

We have 2 labs that were abandoned.

They are the sweetest most loyal dogs I've ever known.

One of the hardest times I have is when we are packing to go out of town overnight (family is still at home to take care of them by the way) for a music gig. They know what suitcases mean. They stand there and look at the suitcases, then back at us with these big sad eyes. You can just see them thinking that they are getting abandoned again.

But when we come back home it's worth it, their tails about fall off from the wagging.

530 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:15:44am

re: #514 VioletTiger

Morning lizards.
Watching Fox news--talking about how the gov. just tested security in government building--epic fail. Guards were asleep and they managed to smuggle in liquid explosives.
Just effing great.


nothing to see here guvnah'. Move along now

Sports talk radio
Michael Jackson
Hope
Change
Oprah
COEXIST bumper stickers

that's all that matters

/////////////////////////////////////

531 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:15:51am

re: #516 Alouette

I know I should be dancing on air that my son is engaged, but getting down to the details of the wedding planning has triggered all kinds of panic attacks, hyperventilation and crying for no reason.

The wedding is going to cost more money than we have. (don't all weddings?)

The bride's family has enough to do just with paying their airline fares back and forth from Australia.

Now it seems that New York is the most expensive place in the whole wide world to make a wedding. Maybe we will make it in Detroit.

I'd start subliminal messages of one word: elopement.

Here's a fun exercise: call up a few venues to ask them about the rates for a ordinary gathering. Then, call back a few days later and ask about the rates for a wedding reception. How large is the difference?

532 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:01am

Any more flounces since last night?

533 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:05am

re: #524 VioletTiger

Are you a smoker? Making and detonating IED's isn't that hard. With just a little searching I could probably find enough items at my place of employment to make one and detonate it. Most of shows like that are just plain fear mongering.

534 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:12am

re: #527 VioletTiger

And, sort of related - the DC Metro operator who was caught on tape texting while driving. He got suspended for 5 days.

[Link: dcist.com...]

535 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:31am

re: #517 Mad Al-Jaffee

RACIST!

I wonder if their bacon would taste the same as that which I buy already sliced.

536 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:42am

re: #531 MandyManners

I'd start subliminal messages of one word: elopement.

Here's a fun exercise: call up a few venues to ask them about the rates for a ordinary gathering. Then, call back a few days later and ask about the rates for a wedding reception. How large is the difference?

The Roi has already told our daughter that he will give her "x" amount in cash if she elopes.

537 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:45am

re: #532 OldLineTexan

Any more flounces since last night?

who doth flounced ?

538 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:57am

re: #526 Erik The Red

Was last night. What an amazing phone. Still have plenty to learn. On my laptop now.

I have a Blackberry touch and I just hate it. My company doesn't do Iphones.

I have not figured out how to sign on and post to LGF from it. If
anybody knows, I'd be happy to learn.

539 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:16:59am

re: #532 OldLineTexan

Any more flounces since last night?

who flounced last night?

540 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:18:21am

re: #523 BigPapa

Oh, yes. It's safe to assume all do, especially on the federal level.

Since businesses have not just a stake on the health of their employees (as if they didn't already), but a cost liability in their overall health as opposed to just a healthy environment, they have a stake in the person's risks. I'm pretty sure that nobody would agree business has a right to have prospective employees take DNA tests to screen for genetic dispositions to illness.

However, if the government pays for it, I sense that it may be more palatable to the Sangers' of the world.

Wasn't there already a movement from business to get the DNA testing done long before FCBBHO came on the scene?

541 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:18:48am

re: #535 MandyManners

I wonder if their bacon would taste the same as that which I buy already sliced.

Gamey-er. They eat wilder food, wilder flavor. Hawaiian's love their feral pigs they hunt and they make a lot of 'smoke meat' from it. However, it's still bacon!

542 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:18:51am

re: #539 reine.de.tout

who flounced last night?

KT called all of us "fuckers" and then promptly left when called out on it.

543 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:18:52am

re: #536 reine.de.tout

I shudder at the costs of some weddings I have been too. I did a practical, almost redneck, wedding. Pot luck buffet, and someone brought a couple cases of home brewed wine. Walked out to our honeymoon after spending only $1500. Everything was paid for by the time we left.

544 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:19:29am

re: #542 Erik The Red

KT called all of us "fuckers" and then promptly left when called out on it.

was he drunk?

545 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:19:33am

re: #533 BlueCanuck

Are you a smoker? Making and detonating IED's isn't that hard. With just a little searching I could probably find enough items at my place of employment to make one and detonate it. Most of shows like that are just plain fear mongering.

This wasn't fear mongering. The FBI managed to get into 10 fereral facilities (over 450 employees in each building) with TWO components to bombs, the explosive and the parts to detonate it.

Then they manage to assemble the part after they were inside. These were real bombs, minus the last needed item to detonate.

In their investigation, they found numerous breeches of protocol, and many more problems.

This was an intensive test, not some tabloid stunt.

546 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:19:37am

re: #525 BlueCanuck

If people realized how incompetent most security guards really are, they would be terrified.

/voice of experience from the inside.

I'm glad I have no reason to go to the federal building in the city nowadays.

547 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:19:57am

re: #536 reine.de.tout

The Roi has already told our daughter that he will give her "x" amount in cash if she elopes.

My dad used to joke about giving his daughters $100 and a ladder. In the end, the poor man paid for two big weddings--two months apart.
Geez, I wish he was still around so I could thank him again.

548 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:20:15am

re: #526 Erik The Red

Was last night. What an amazing phone. Still have plenty to learn. On my laptop now.

High-speed?

549 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:20:36am

re: #527 VioletTiger

Yeah, it was in there somewhere. Pretty dam sad.

How hard is it to fire these bozos?

550 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:20:38am

re: #543 BlueCanuck

I shudder at the costs of some weddings I have been too. I did a practical, almost redneck, wedding. Pot luck buffet, and someone brought a couple cases of home brewed wine. Walked out to our honeymoon after spending only $1500. Everything was paid for by the time we left.

I think the bigger, fancier, more expensive weddings are a fairly recent feature. When I look at the wedding photos of my parents, and those of my husband's parents - I see very very simple. and not costly, events.

551 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:20:38am

re: #542 Erik The Red

Really? He finally snapped? Hope he stays away for awhile. I was getting sick of his snarkiness towards Palin and the Tea Party phenom. Of course he did bring up some links to some parties that weren't the best places to be.

552 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:21:14am

re: #528 SteveC

Walked down to a junkyard when I was in Middle School with a friend and his rifle, intending to plink cans. Found a pretty intact TV just sitting there. Famous last words... "You wanna shoot the TV?"

He won the coin flip and got the first shot. Thankfully we were standing back a bit - an instant later we were covered in glass and I thought the Russians had dropped the bomb right on top of a South Carolina junkyard.

We quit and went home.

Was the dog asleep?

553 Flounder  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:21:21am

Will you stop with all the bacon jokes, I'm starving, and it is only 9:30 am :(

554 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:21:38am

re: #545 Walter L. Newton

I'm a contractor for a government agency, and my gym bag never gets searched. If you have a badge, you swipe it, show it briefly to the guard, and go about your way.

If you're a visitor, your bags go through an x-ray and you go through a metal detector before you can go any farther.

555 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:21:49am

re: #544 Shug

was he drunk?

Don't know. I think he is warped most of the time anyways.

556 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:22:20am

re: #545 Walter L. Newton

Okay, but what security procedures did they bypass? Anything to detect explosives? Most types of detonators can be smuggled in quite easily.

557 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:22:30am

re: #548 MandyManners

High-speed?

Yes.

558 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:22:50am

re: #537 Shug

Erik answered before I could.

I guess it wasn't a flounce, but it was extremely flounce-like.

559 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:22:53am

Good morning folks... where's the coffee? Are all the good muffins gone?

560 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:22:53am

re: #532 OldLineTexan

Any more flounces since last night?

There were flounces last night?

561 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:23:25am

re: #555 Erik The Red

Don't know. I think he is warped most of the time anyways.

I think 90% of flounce offs are alcohol related.

I've made a few comments late at night, that I read the next day and said WTF what I thinking.

562 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:23:30am

re: #533 BlueCanuck

Making and detonating IED's isn't that hard. With just a little searching I could probably find enough items at my place of employment to make one and detonate it.

After the Shoebomb incident, the phone rings in my dad's office:

Dad: "Quality Control."

Plant Manager: "I got a call from someone in Homeland Security a few minutes ago asking about our on site hazardous materials storage. Is there any way someone could take items from the plant and make an explosive?"

Dad: "Give me ten minutes and I'll bring it by your office."

Manager: "*@%#!"

563 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:23:43am

re: #536 reine.de.tout

The Roi has already told our daughter that he will give her "x" amount in cash if she elopes.

What if she gets her heart set on the BWW*?

*Big White Wedding

564 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:24:01am

re: #516 Alouette

The wedding is going to cost more money than we have. (don't all weddings?)

Well, when we got married 26 years ago I paid for the whole thing. I got a tray of sandwiches for the rehersel dinner from a deli, the reception was cake, coffee and snacks in the church basement. I even set up the tables and chairs in the church basement myself early that morning, and a good friend took them down for me and cleaned up afterwards. All either set of parents did was show up.

We are not any more married now than if a lot of money had been spent by somebody.

565 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:24:38am

re: #541 BigPapa

Gamey-er. They eat wilder food, wilder flavor. Hawaiian's love their feral pigs they hunt and they make a lot of 'smoke meat' from it. However, it's still bacon!

Now I have that Begging Strips commercial playing in my head.

566 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:24:57am

re: #554 Mad Al-Jaffee

I'm a contractor for a government agency, and my gym bag never gets searched. If you have a badge, you swipe it, show it briefly to the guard, and go about your way.

If you're a visitor, your bags go through an x-ray and you go through a metal detector before you can go any farther.

I worked for the DOE for 13 years, low risk facility, only had security, not FP or any special check in spots, just Idec badges. Our security was in house and they were very good at what they did for our facility. And there was yearly employee training to show employees how they can help security on a daily basis.

I give them high marks.

567 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:24:58am

"Thin-looking Kim Jong Il makes rare appearance.
A thin-looking Kim Jong Il made a rare public appearance Wednesday as North Korea paid solemn respects to his father, the country's late founder, on the 15th anniversary of his death. "

Full text under:
[Link: www.jpost.com...]

568 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:25:16am

re: #549 MandyManners

How hard is it to fire these bozos?

I would bet it is very hard, especially if there is a union involved.
Over the years I am just amazed at how hard it is to fire people who truly deserve it.
Once, one of the union lab workers was caught downloading porn on his computer. All day, every day. He came in early to get his porn fix and we could not figure out how he got around the security. They fired him, but it went to arbitration and he got hired back, with back pay. We were stunned.

569 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:25:50am

re: #561 Shug

I think 90% of flounce offs are alcohol related.

I've made a few comments late at night, that I read the next day and said WTF what I thinking.

I get happy and kinda funny when I get a snootful, thankfully.

570 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:25:57am

re: #543 BlueCanuck

I shudder at the costs of some weddings I have been too. I did a practical, almost redneck, wedding. Pot luck buffet, and someone brought a couple cases of home brewed wine. Walked out to our honeymoon after spending only $1500. Everything was paid for by the time we left.

I got married in my parent's backyard, wearing a gown that I made myself. If I suggest this to my kids, they laugh and say "but we're not hippies like you and Dad were."

571 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:26:13am

re: #550 reine.de.tout

I think the bigger, fancier, more expensive weddings are a fairly recent feature. When I look at the wedding photos of my parents, and those of my husband's parents - I see very very simple. and not costly, events.

Ours cost somewhere between three and four thousand dollars, including her dress (purchased), my tux (rented), the church fee, the minister's token, the caterer, the VFW hall, the rings, the DJ, the photographer (although not the prints), the cheap champagne, and $50 in dollar bills to buy beer from the vets.

Of course, as we are approaching 21 years rapidly, this was all in stone Yap money.

/

572 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:26:29am

re: #564 3 wood

The best wedding I've recently been to was out on the eastern shore in Maryland, right by the water. It was so casual that people were getting beers from one of the kegs during the ceremony (which lasted maybe ten minutes.)

Everyone brought tents and sleeping bags and camped out (except for the couple and their families - there were a couple of houses onsite for them to stay in.)

573 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:27:04am

re: #560 MandyManners

There were flounces last night?

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

574 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:27:19am

re: #556 BlueCanuck

Okay, but what security procedures did they bypass? Anything to detect explosives? Most types of detonators can be smuggled in quite easily.

Ex-ray, bag check etc. I wasn't arguing if the security was good, bad or indifferent. You said the news show was fear mongering, I said it was a valid report, with strong indications of a problem, not fear mongering.

That's what I was addressing. And I still say, it wasn't fear mongering. There is a large problem here that needs to be addressed.

575 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:28:53am

re: #573 OldLineTexan

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

It was more like "business as usual" as far as I saw.

576 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:28:59am

re: #564 3 wood

Well, when we got married 26 years ago I paid for the whole thing. I got a tray of sandwiches for the rehersel dinner from a deli, the reception was cake, coffee and snacks in the church basement. I even set up the tables and chairs in the church basement myself early that morning, and a good friend took them down for me and cleaned up afterwards. All either set of parents did was show up.

We are not any more married now than if a lot of money had been spent by somebody.

I tell you who's more married than the wife and me. Any Catholic. Twenty-five minute ceremony vs. two hours for the last RC bash I attended. They are over FOUR TIMES more married than us!

/

577 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:29:31am

Lizards could help with the wedding expenses by buying stuff from the Zionist Mall. You don't have to be Jewish. We have a nice selection of Israeli T-shirts, art and Dead Sea cosmetics, even a collection of Christian jewelry.

578 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:30:01am

re: #575 Walter L. Newton

I think it was "fueled".

579 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:30:10am

re: #525 BlueCanuck

If people realized how incompetent most security guards really are, they would be terrified.

/voice of experience from the inside.

I can vouch for that.

I worked as a security guard for a while when I was in college. I remember the first night on the job my supervisor showing me how to steal food out of the cafeteria while doing rounds and not get caught on the camera.

I also remember a fellow guard getting walked out in handcuffs cause they caught him stealing out of desks at night. When they searched his house they found a printing press and a bunch of computers he had stolen from the place. Another guard got caught using the mail room postage machines to send out items from his home business Ireal bright, that one).

And that's the ones who did not just sleep on the job.

580 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:30:26am

re: #568 VioletTiger

I would bet it is very hard, especially if there is a union involved.
Over the years I am just amazed at how hard it is to fire people who truly deserve it.
Once, one of the union lab workers was caught downloading porn on his computer. All day, every day. He came in early to get his porn fix and we could not figure out how he got around the security. They fired him, but it went to arbitration and he got hired back, with back pay. We were stunned.

Was this before the advent of "hostile work environment"? I'd imagine that women could make a strong case that this idiot created a hostile environment for them just knowing what the creep was doing.

581 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:30:55am

Interesting NYT article about Obama's reception in Russia.

No one was swooning as President Obama gave the graduation speech at the New Economic School in Moscow on Tuesday.

Some Obama aides said they were struck by the low-key reception here, especially when compared with the outpouring on some of his other foreign trips. Even Michelle Obama, who typically enjoys admiring coverage in the local news media when she travels, has not had her every move chronicled here.

In the background is the question of race....

Oh yeah, that's what it is. As if, that's all it is.

Also note that Obama, the great economic theorist, is addressing the New Economic School of Russia. I hope he's not discussing economics in too much depth.

After relations with the United States curdled in the final years of President George W. Bush’s tenure, many people here were relieved by Mr. Obama’s election.

Riiiight comrade. It had nothing to do with Putin, did it?

But this is really the money shot here:

“It is a jaded political culture that has had a very hard experience with a system that professed universal idealism while delivering unbearable suffering,” said Mr. Malinowski, now Washington advocacy director for Human Rights Watch. “Some degree of cynicism about high-minded ideals is a natural outcome of that.

The writing on the wall.

582 SteveC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:31:18am

Gotta take off. They're showing a recap of the Michael Jackson funeral that I don't want to miss!

There aren't enough //// in the intertubes for that statement.

583 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:31:26am

re: #573 OldLineTexan

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

Yes, he did seem to have his knickers in a twist.

584 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:31:49am

Last night I was suprised to see an ad on TV for something called "Orthomolecular medicine"... someting in the ad triggered my "quackery detector". So I looked it up, and yes, it's another dangerous quack alternative medicine scam.

It's proponents claim they can cure all diseases with megadoses of vitamines and minerals. This claim has never been proven in controlled scientific studies, and in some cases people have died from the vitamin overdoses. They prey on the usual victims suffering from terrible diseases and desperate for a cure: people with AIDS, cancer patients and the mentally ill. True to form, they claim there is a conspiracy by mainstream medicine (funded by the Big Drug Companies, natually) to smear Orthomolecular medicine.

Orthomolecular medicine: another dangerous anti-reason quack medical fraud.

585 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:32:12am

re: #563 MandyManners

What if she gets her heart set on the BWW*?

*Big White Wedding

We'll do it.
Within reason.

586 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:32:42am
587 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:32:54am

re: #574 Walter L. Newton

Ex-ray, bag check etc. I wasn't arguing if the security was good, bad or indifferent. You said the news show was fear mongering, I said it was a valid report, with strong indications of a problem, not fear mongering.

That's what I was addressing. And I still say, it wasn't fear mongering. There is a large problem here that needs to be addressed.

Completely agree. The first step in solving a problem is verifying that there is one. While we may never be able to eliminate the risk, it can be mitigated.

588 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:33:45am

re: #567 Joshua Cohen

So it seem little Kim is neither dead nor to ill. Damn it!

589 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:33:46am

re: #540 MandyManners

Wasn't there already a movement from business to get the DNA testing done long before FCBBHO came on the scene?

[Link: www.buzznewzz.com...]

It's on like Donkey Kong. The selling of the plan is already on. I think it's time I read Brave New World.

590 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:34:20am

re: #583 MandyManners

Yes, he did seem to have his knickers in a twist.

GBDS--Glenn Beck Derangement syndrome
PDS--Palin Derangement syndrome
FNCDS--Fox news Channel Derangement syndrome


triple whammy makes one crabby

591 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:34:21am

re: #574 Walter L. Newton

Okay, if it was an actual test it wasn't fear mongering. Unfortunately most security can't beat anyone who's determined enough to bypass it. With out explosive sniffers, I can think of a few ways to bypass most security easily. It's not that hard really.

592 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:34:41am

re: #578 OldLineTexan

I think it was "fueled".

Maybe, maybe not, it doesn't matter to me. What does matter is when anyone here drops in like that, makes a statement, and then whines when someone wants to challenge the statement.

I can find all the one way, agree with me, pat me on the back, can't we just all get along programming on network TV and in stack upon stack of feel good magazines.

A blog is a place for conversation, sometimes argument, sometimes confrontation, but always a two way medium.

Don't make a statement and then whine and bitch when someone wants to discuss your statement.

593 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:35:35am

re: #580 MandyManners

Was this before the advent of "hostile work environment"? I'd imagine that women could make a strong case that this idiot created a hostile environment for them just knowing what the creep was doing.

In this case, nobody saw the porn but the union guy who did it and the computer sleuths who found the trail. An engineer, however, made the gross error of printing some porn to a public printer and a female manager saw it. He was escorted out that very day.

594 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:36:05am

re: #585 reine.de.tout

We'll do it.
Within reason.

As I suggested to Alouette above, it might be interesting to call various venues to see how much they charge for a regular shin-dig, and then call back a few days (disguised voice if needed) to see how much they charge for wedding receptions. From what I've seen and heard, there's a big difference in the prices.

595 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:36:29am

re: #584 Kenneth

A friend sent me an email saying they could cure cancer, diabetes and everything else that ails you with vitamins. And that Big Pharm was trying to cover it up. He is also a Paulian. Sheesh.

596 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:36:37am

re: #584 Kenneth

Friend showed me some pills he was taking once. Called a "fat flusher". Read the ingredients and told him that everything on there was either a form of natural laxative or soluble fiber. So yes it did flush the fat. Along with anything else in your system that went with it.

597 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:36:43am

re: #589 BigPapa

[Link: www.buzznewzz.com...]

It's on like Donkey Kong. The selling of the plan is already on. I think it's time I read Brave New World.

I think the time is coming for me to go back to the cave.

598 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:36:59am

re: #586 littleoldlady

-5 according to Rasmussen...


So it begins.
hahahahhahaha

-5000 according to VioletTiger ;)

599 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:37:18am

re: #573 OldLineTexan

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

Well, was it a flounce-off, a melt-down, a sashaying exit or a stomp-his-wittle-feet-temper-tantrum?

You have to be specific about these things.

600 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:37:35am

re: #591 BlueCanuck

Okay, if it was an actual test it wasn't fear mongering. Unfortunately most security can't beat anyone who's determined enough to bypass it. With out explosive sniffers, I can think of a few ways to bypass most security easily. It's not that hard really.

Evidently that's what they were trying to prove. The FBI doesn't get involved in tabloid like expose, just so they can display large fear mongering, quote ladened headlines.

This is a problem. I worked in Federal Buildings, in Denver and in DC, I know how lax the security is in some facilities, yes, this is a problem.

601 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:37:44am

re: #590 Shug

GBDS--Glenn Beck Derangement syndrome
PDS--Palin Derangement syndrome
FNCDS--Fox news Channel Derangement syndrome


triple whammy makes one crabby

All I saw yesterday was Palin.

602 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:37:59am

The Towercam is on the fritz at the moment.

Good morning all.

603 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:10am

re: #601 MandyManners

Yeah, and that space freak almost had all the bottom comments sewed up. Now that was a major case of PDS.

604 SixDegrees  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:24am

re: #488 3 wood

Well, after all, it was Rahm Emauel who said to never waste a good crisis.

This may go well beyond taking advantage of a crisis, and stray over into deliberately prolonging - or even creating - a crisis in order to achieve ends.

605 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:26am

re: #601 MandyManners

All I saw yesterday was Palin.


Don't forget that the "far right boogyman" is around every corner with explosives......

606 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:33am

re: #593 VioletTiger

In this case, nobody saw the porn but the union guy who did it and the computer sleuths who found the trail. An engineer, however, made the gross error of printing some porn to a public printer and a female manager saw it. He was escorted out that very day.

It shouldn't matter if anyone sees it. The sheer fact that he's doing it and that others know about it could create a hostile environment.

607 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:39am

re: #598 VioletTiger

So it begins.
hahahahhahaha

-5000 according to VioletTiger ;)

Looks like Obama may need a stimulus plan for his poll numbers soon.

608 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:39:56am

re: #570 Alouette

If I suggest this to my kids, they laugh and say "but we're not hippies like you and Dad were."

Then they can feel free to pay for the difference themselves. I've told my girls I will pay for what I had, cake and coffee in the church basement. Anything more than that is on their checkbook.

609 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:40:29am

re: #573 OldLineTexan

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

Did Tea Parties have anything to do with it?

610 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:40:52am

Evening folks.

What be happening? :B

611 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:41:02am

re: #603 BlueCanuck

Yeah, and that space freak almost had all the bottom comments sewed up. Now that was a major case of PDS.

All but nine of the comments.

I got my knickers slightly twisted by blueherron and Grrrl dinging down my comment to speacefreak.

612 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:41:29am

re: #603 BlueCanuck

Yeah, and that space freak almost had all the bottom comments sewed up. Now that was a major case of PDS.

He was having YDS (Yiddish Derangement Syndrome), also known as YIDS

613 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:41:31am

re: #607 KenJen

One term president; last two years without congress on his side, if you ask me.

614 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:41:55am

re: #595 Cannadian Club Akbar

I've knew a man with bipolar disorder who fell for that fraud. The insisted the vitamins "cured" him. Well, as most people know, the funny thing about bipolar disorder is that it comes and goes in cycles. So for a while, he was stable and beleived it was the vitamins that did it. When his manic phase returned, he took off like a rocket and did a lot of damage before he ended up in hospital back on lithium. Same thing happend to Margo Kidder, she was on talk shows claiming vitamins cured her bipolar disorder. Then one day she was found running around Beverly Hills like a feral coyote.

615 SixDegrees  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:42:10am

re: #579 3 wood

I can vouch for that.

I worked as a security guard for a while when I was in college. I remember the first night on the job my supervisor showing me how to steal food out of the cafeteria while doing rounds and not get caught on the camera.

I also remember a fellow guard getting walked out in handcuffs cause they caught him stealing out of desks at night. When they searched his house they found a printing press and a bunch of computers he had stolen from the place. Another guard got caught using the mail room postage machines to send out items from his home business Ireal bright, that one).

And that's the ones who did not just sleep on the job.

The TSA workers at our airport would view a job at the terminal McDonald's as a step up in life.

616 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:42:13am

re: #605 Shug

Don't forget that the "far right boogyman" is around every corner with explosives......

Neo-Nazis and the like *are* real problems. They *do* kill people.

I wish we could put them and the jihadis on one island together.

617 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:00am

re: #611 MandyManners

I noticed that a few people had updinged him as well. Those two along with Jimmah, and some other people. Most I haven't seen post in ages if at all.

618 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:01am

re: #573 OldLineTexan

It was more of a flounce-y meltdown; sorry for the confusing use of terms.

Oh, he wasn't getting his way and nobody was backing his play, so he stomped his foot and left.

He'll be back.

619 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:10am

re: #596 BlueCanuck

A lot of people can benefit from a good claen out, but these fat burners can be dangerous. There is nothing safe about "natural" herbs. Poson ivy is natural herb, but I would not eat it.

620 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:13am

WTF is up with David Letterman and his obsession with Sarah Palin? Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine.

621 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:38am

I could just scream. The Kid will NOT get out of bed so that we can go to the farmers' market. I know it's summer and that means sleeping in but, this is nuts. bbiab

622 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:43:52am

Shit! Link!

623 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:44:50am

re: #616 MandyManners

Neo-Nazis and the like *are* real problems. They *do* kill people.

I wish we could put them and the jihadis on one island together.

they are a problem, but I do not believe they are not around every corner as some do.

saying things like Fox News targets it's programming for Stormfront is complete hyperbolic bullshit

624 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:45:17am

Good morning y'all - from a warm (75 degrees going up to 92 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!

How is everyone doing this morning?

625 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:45:33am

re: #619 Kenneth

A lot of people can benefit from a good claen out, but these fat burners can be dangerous. There is nothing safe about "natural" herbs. Poson ivy is natural herb, but I would not eat it.

Herb Alpert is natural too, but I wouldn't...

626 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:45:48am

re: #609 opnion

Did Tea Parties have anything to do with it?

He wasn't around for a few hours, popped back into the thread with this comment...

Anyone of you fuckers want to endorse the revised holocaust?

No one at the time was taking about the holocaust or anything near that subject. His comment was totally out of left field.

Then he proceeded to say everyone was talking about him.

When he was called on for his all inclusive statement ("you fuckers"), he whined and flounced.

That is all.

627 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:46:00am

re: #622 redstateredneck

So when was Letterman funny? Back in the 80's I think?

/hack.

628 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:46:07am

re: #622 redstateredneck

#6 made me snicker.

/there, I said it.

629 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:46:12am

re: #607 KenJen

Looks like Obama may need a stimulus plan for his poll numbers soon.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has his own pollsters doing polls right now. In fact, he is still fund raising. One of my friends signed up during the election to see what's what. He still gets emails asking for money. Here's one:

Friend --

Last year, millions of Americans came together for a great purpose.

Folks like you assembled a grassroots movement that shocked the political establishment and changed the course of our nation. When Washington insiders counted us out, we put it all on the line and changed our democracy from the bottom up. But that's not why we did it.

The pundits told us it was impossible -- that the donations working people could afford and the hours volunteers could give would never loosen the vise grip of big money and powerful special interests. We proved them wrong. But as important as that was, that's not why we did it.

Today, spiraling health care costs are pushing our families and businesses to the brink of ruin, while millions of Americans go without the care they desperately need. Fixing this broken system will be enormously difficult. But we can succeed. The chance to make fundamental change like this in people's daily lives -- that is why we did it.

The campaign to pass real health care reform in 2009 is the biggest test of our movement since the election. Once again, victory is far from certain. Our opposition will be fierce, and they have been down this road before. To prevail, we must once more build a coast-to-coast operation ready to knock on doors, deploy volunteers, get out the facts, and show the world how real change happens in America.

And just like before, I cannot do it without your support.

So I'm asking you to remember all that you gave over the last two years to get us here -- all the time, resources, and faith you invested as a down payment to earn us our place at this crossroads in history. All that you've done has led up to this -- and whether or not our country takes the next crucial step depends on what you do right now.

Please donate whatever you can afford to support the campaign for real health care reform in 2009.

It doesn't matter how much you can give, as long as you give what you can. Millions of families on the brink are counting on us to do just that. I know we can deliver.

Thank you, so much, for getting us this far. And thank you for standing up once again to take us the rest of the way.

Sincerely,

President Barack Obama

630 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:46:59am

re: #626 Walter L. Newton

Ah, so that means he will be returning again. Probably later today when his hangover is done.

631 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:47:02am

re: #621 MandyManners

I could just scream. The Kid will NOT get out of bed so that we can go to the farmers' market. I know it's summer and that means sleeping in but, this is nuts. bbiab

Try removing the duct tape. :)

632 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:47:28am

re: #586 littleoldlady

-5 according to Rasmussen...

I wonder what's having the most impact on that downward pattern.

633 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:47:33am

Morning all, sup? Hey is ice here this morning? I wanted her to read Paglia's piece on Palin. I think ice was refusing to see the left wing bias in the media and Paglia, being a leftie, just comes out and admits it.

"The vicious double standard is pretty obvious. Only the tabloids, for example, ran the photos of a piss-drunk Chelsea Clinton, panties exposed, falling into her car outside London clubs a few years ago. If Chelsea had been the scion of Republican bigwigs, those tacky scenes would have been trumpeted from pillar to post in the U.S. as signals of parental failures or turmoil in clan Clinton. As a Democrat, I detest the partisan machinations that have become standard in Northeastern news management and that are detectable in editorial decisions at major metropolitan newspapers nationwide. It's why I, like a host of others, have shifted my news gathering to the Web."

[Link: www.salon.com...]

634 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:47:36am

I promised him a candy bar for breakfast. That did the trick.

635 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:48:41am

re: #620 redstateredneck

WTF is up with David Letterman and his obsession with Sarah Palin? Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine.

Maybe he has a hard-on for Palin yet he knows he has no chance. I've known lotsa' guys who go after women in that circumstance.

636 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:49:08am

re: #626 Walter L. Newton

No one at the time was taking about the holocaust or anything near that subject. His comment was totally out of left field.

Then he proceeded to say everyone was talking about him.

When he was called on for his all inclusive statement ("you fuckers"), he whined and flounced.

That is all.

Sounds like too many cocktails. Thanks

637 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:49:20am

re: #634 MandyManners

I promised him a candy bar for breakfast. That did the trick.

I'd do anything for a candy bar.... yummmmm.

638 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:49:31am

re: #632 J.D.

The (D)pression (R)ecession we're in is driving 0bama's poll numbers down if you ask me.

639 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:49:36am

re: #636 opnion

Sounds like too many cocktails. Thanks

Or not enough.

640 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:49:42am

re: #571 OldLineTexan

Ours cost somewhere between three and four thousand dollars, including her dress (purchased), my tux (rented), the church fee, the minister's token, the caterer, the VFW hall, the rings, the DJ, the photographer (although not the prints), the cheap champagne, and $50 in dollar bills to buy beer from the vets.

Of course, as we are approaching 21 years rapidly, this was all in stone Yap money.

/

Mine was $600 exactly.
We were in US Virgin Islands, and bought a "wedding package" for a wedding on the beach. $600, included the flowers, photos and minister.
The beach was free, as was the sunset.

641 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:50:07am

re: #595 Cannadian Club Akbar

A friend sent me an email saying they could cure cancer, diabetes and everything else that ails you with vitamins. And that Big Pharm was trying to cover it up. He is also a Paulian. Sheesh.

Haven't you heard? There's a cure for cancer ! ! ! but the evil doctors don't want to let us in on it!

642 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:50:12am

re: #632 J.D.

I wonder what's having the most impact on that downward pattern.


Reality?

643 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:50:18am

re: #623 Shug

they are a problem, but I do not believe they are not around every corner as some do.

saying things like Fox News targets it's programming for Stormfront is complete hyperbolic bullshit

I don't know how many corners they lurk around but, it's enough to make me glad the Bush Administration looked into them.

Someone said that FNC targets Stormfront? Wowza.

644 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:50:31am

re: #622 redstateredneck

Shit! Link!

The Mark Sanford one was totally classless. Morning red.

645 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:50:34am

re: #620 redstateredneck

Liberals are usually so self-consiously politically correct, always on the watch so they don't offend any victim grievance group. When they are finally given a free pass on an identified approved target, such as a black conservative, or even worse, socially conservative woman, then it becomes a free-for-all gang-rape pile-on. All that pent-up frustrated hatred comes spewing out.

646 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:51:16am

re: #632 J.D.

I wonder what's having the most impact on that downward pattern.

Rasmussen polls are all flawed. I have that on good word from Avanti and Iceweasel.

647 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:51:27am

re: #643 MandyManners

I don't know how many corners they lurk around but, it's enough to make me glad the Bush Administration looked into them.

Someone said that FNC targets Stormfront? Wowza.

KT
yesterday

648 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:51:47am

re: #634 MandyManners

I promised him a candy bar for breakfast. That did the trick.


Hi Mandy! I've been know to get up in the morning on the promise of something sweet too! I uh, oh, no that's not what you meant, you were talking about the kiddo - sorry.
nevermind.

649 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:51:50am

re: #626 Walter L. Newton

And, he accused us of squabbling.

650 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:51:53am

re: #598 VioletTiger

So it begins.
hahahahhahaha

-5000 according to VioletTiger ;)

-10,000 !

Do I hear 15?

651 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:52:34am

re: #633 turn

Don't foregt Joe Biden's cocaine sniffing daughter... not one liberal media outlet covered it.

652 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:52:37am

re: #633 turn

IMO Coverage of Chelsea Clinton like that would have been on the level of the Bush Daughters. Party-hard children of someone very prominent, to be sure, but not really "influential" enough to make it past the tabloids.

That doesn't make the Palin sliming any less bad than it was, and I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime.

653 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:52:43am

re: #634 MandyManners

I promised him a candy bar for breakfast. That did the trick.

ha, bribery will get you everywhere with kids.

654 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:52:50am

re: #631 Erik The Red

Try removing the duct tape. :)

HA! He got out of bed last night and I had to find him.

655 SixDegrees  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:53:01am

re: #638 Ojoe

The (D)pression (R)ecession we're in is driving 0bama's poll numbers down if you ask me.

One thing Clinton got absolutely right - it is the economy, stupid. And the lingering non-recovery, the never-ending loss of a half-million jobs every month, the collapse of real estate prices to a third of their former value (a major source of wealth for average Americans) and the loss of roughly half of 401k value, with no apparent end in sight, is wearing out 0's welcome.

He seems intent on keeping things dismal until October/November in order to help ram his health care package through Congress, but the ill will such machinations are creating will soon whittle away his support, without which such programs will begin to collapse.

656 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:53:46am

re: #621 MandyManners

Just try a whistle ;) a loud one....and maybe yelling something scary...

Maybe - "Blizzard Entertainment has cloesed your WoW account!" or the classic "The Martians are coming!" or what ever would work ;)

657 jill e  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:53:51am

From Power Line:

Here is Obama on the end of the Cold War [In his speech in Russia yesterday]:

"[W]ithin a few short years, the world as it was ceased to be. Make no mistake: this change did not come from any one nation alone. The Cold War reached a conclusion because of the actions of many nations over many years, and because the people of Russia and Eastern Europe stood up and decided that its end would be peaceful."

In his interview with Obama after the speech, Major Garrett asked: "In your speech this morning, you said the Cold War reached its conclusion because of the actions of many nations over many years. Mr. President, are the Russian sensitivities so fragile that you can't say the Cold War was won? The West won it? And it was led by a combination of Democratic and Republican American presidents?"

Obama responded:

"Well, listen, the -- I think that you just cut out Lech Walesa and the Poles. You just cut out Havel and the Czechs. There were a whole bunch of people throughout Eastern Europe who showed enormous courage.

And I think that it is very important in this part of the world to acknowledge the degree to which people struggled for their own freedom. I'm very proud of the traditions of Democratic and Republican presidents to lift the Iron Curtain.

But, you know, we don't have to diminish other people in order to recognize our role in that history."

Walesa himself has a somewhat different perspective. In his comments on the death of Ronald Reagan, Walesa wrote: "When talking about Ronald Reagan, I have to be personal. We in Poland took him so personally. Why? Because we owe him our liberty. This can't be said often enough by people who lived under oppression for half a century, until communism fell in 1989."

As Obama rewrites the relative recent past, it would be well to keep in mind Orwell's Ingsoc slogan holding that "He who controls the past controls the future."

658 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:53:54am

re: #637 Walter L. Newton

I'd do anything for a candy bar.... yummmmm.

I don't where I got the idea. It just popped into my brain.

659 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:54:04am

re: #644 turn

The Mark Sanford one was totally classless. Morning red.

Hey, {turn}

660 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:54:07am

re: #646 Walter L. Newton

Rasmussen polls are all flawed. I have that on good word from Avanti and Iceweasel.

I think that Rasmussen does not skewer his sample top heavy with Democrats, which would explain why his results are different.

661 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:54:10am

re: #646 Walter L. Newton
Good morning Walter! Of course Rasmussen polls are flawed - they only poll likely voters - ya know, those folks who went out and voted in their last election. Polls are only accurate if they are performed by some MSM and somebody or other polling company!
/

662 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:54:35am

re: #636 opnion

Hey op, what's a flounce?

663 jorline  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:02am

Good morning all.

Does anyone have any spare rain?

664 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:02am

re: #645 Kenneth

free-for-all gang-rape pile-on


Good description.

665 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:13am

re: #645 Kenneth

Liberals are usually so self-consiously politically correct, always on the watch so they don't offend any victim grievance group. When they are finally given a free pass on an identified approved target, such as a black conservative, or even worse, socially conservative woman, then it becomes a free-for-all gang-rape pile-on. All that pent-up frustrated hatred comes spewing out.

I'm seeing this lately, maybe, at least that's as good as explanation as I any other I can come up with.

I have a number of very close friends, but one in particular, who is a screaming liberal, almost one of those self-loathing Liberal Jews. He was all smiles before the election. As the first six months of this administration has gone on, he won't even talk politics with me anymore. In general, he seems "mad" at everything.

Connection? I don't know, but the change has been monumental. I've known him for 12 years, I know his every mood, this is a person that would talk politics at the drop of a hat.

Hmmmm.... wonder... the left seems edgy.

666 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:25am

re: #646 Walter L. Newton

Rasmussen polls are all flawed. I have that on good word from Avanti and Iceweasel.

Isn't that false if the former likes the results?

667 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:26am

re: #653 turn

Depending on their age - a candy bar would not work...but maybe a iPod or something like that?

668 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:27am

re: #629 VioletTiger

"Down-payment to earn us our place at this crossroad in history" Who's writing this crap? He's a pompous ass.

669 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:41am

re: #624 realwest

Morning {real}. Doing fine! Did the dentist take it easy on you yesterday?

670 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:55:57am

re: #663 jorline

Good morning all.

Does anyone have any spare rain?

Good morning, jorline!
No spare rain, but we did have a very nice day of rain showers day before yesterday, and some rain last light during the night.
And we were able to use it all.

671 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:56:03am

re: #647 Shug

KT
yesterday

Well, that is hyperbolic. He said that? Wow.

672 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:56:10am

re: #649 MandyManners

And, he accused us of squabbling.

Which, for KT, that's disagreeing with him. I looked it up in the dictionary.

673 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:56:31am

re: #648 realwest

Hi Mandy! I've been know to get up in the morning on the promise of something sweet too! I uh, oh, no that's not what you meant, you were talking about the kiddo - sorry.
nevermind.

*snicker*

674 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:20am

re: #651 Kenneth

Don't foregt Joe Biden's cocaine sniffing daughter... not one liberal media outlet covered it.

Plugs has off-spring?

675 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:28am

re: #652 laZardo
Good morning laZardo! "I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime."
Which Democrat are you talking about!

BTW, I read in one of my e-mail news briefings that either Al Sharpton or Barry Gordy called MJ "the greatest entertainer of all time." and I was surprised cause, ya know, MJ never acted, or wrote anything like a book or , ah, well, nevermind.

676 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:29am

re: #663 jorline

I've got plenty and while I would spare some, I'm not allowed to because then it would appear like climate change isn't causing extreme weather variations and then I'd probably get a bloody SUV bumper in my bed.

677 Rednek  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:29am

This is neat:

EvoGrid

It is a project to create a simulation of pre-biotic chemistry to watch the processes of molecular evolution.

It would be like Seti-at-home but for the Primordial Soup.

678 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:39am

re: #672 Walter L. Newton

Which, for KT, that's disagreeing with him. I looked it up in the dictionary.

I thought "neo-nazi" was Webster's definition of disagreeing with KT?

679 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:42am

re: #652 laZardo

IMO Coverage of Chelsea Clinton like that would have been on the level of the Bush Daughters. Party-hard children of someone very prominent, to be sure, but not really "influential" enough to make it past the tabloids.

That doesn't make the Palin sliming any less bad than it was, and I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime.

Hey there zardo. Yeah, it wasn't so much the Chelsea thing that surprised me it was that she sees the bias in the media. The article was quite supportive of Palin. Plus Paglia prefers to get her news on the INTERNET. Hey are you in Guam? I forget.

680 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:57:55am

re: #651 Kenneth

Don't foregt Joe Biden's cocaine sniffing daughter... not one liberal media outlet covered it.

Al Gore's son's arrests. Barely made mention of on the news. Gotta respect the privacy of the family, dontcha know.

681 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:58:01am

re: #653 turn

ha, bribery will get you everywhere with kids.

I useta' think that bribery was chicken-shit but, I've grown to realize that it's just one tool among many.

682 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:58:11am

re: #629 VioletTiger

re: #657 jill e

There were a whole bunch of people throughout Eastern Europe who showed enormous courage.

Of course there was. They acted courageous knowing that American military power was behind them.

Too bad Iranians don't have that same support. How vacuous can he really be? Amazing.

683 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:58:57am

thanks to Israel, iran may never know what hit 'em ...

[Link: www.alertnet.org...]

does anyone know how to say "bring it on murderous mullah bastards" in Hebrew?

684 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:11am

re: #679 turn

Am in Manila in what the oldtimer soldier boys here call "The P.I." (:

685 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:15am

re: #656 Joshua Cohen

Just try a whistle ;) a loud one....and maybe yelling something scary...

Maybe - "Blizzard Entertainment has cloesed your WoW account!" or the classic "The Martians are coming!" or what ever would work ;)

He's too young for WoW but, he would get out of bed to see Martians.

686 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:20am

re: #664 redstateredneck

I hesitated at using that graphic description, but it does capture the violent sexual nature of the crap from Letterman and others. Some HuffPo blogger wrote that he wanted to scr*w Palin on his Obama print bedsheets. Got a big laugh, I'm sure.

687 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:36am

re: #683 _RememberTonyC

thanks to Israel, iran may never know what hit 'em ...

[Link: www.alertnet.org...]

does anyone know how to say "bring it on murderous mullah bastards" in Hebrew?

Saw that yesterday. Heh.

688 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:36am

'allo, my scaly friends. What's molting today?

689 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:59:53am

re: #678 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I thought "neo-nazi" was Webster's definition of disagreeing with KT?

Actually, just a little matter of point. let's stop talking about KT when he is not here, maybe?

If anyone wants to see what happened, they can look it up in the private thread from last night.

I know I get spooked when I see my name come up in threads that I had no chance to respond.

Ok?

690 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:00:09am

re: #675 realwest

Good morning laZardo! "I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime."
Which Democrat are you talking about!

BTW, I read in one of my e-mail news briefings that either Al Sharpton or Barry Gordy called MJ "the greatest entertainer of all time." and I was surprised cause, ya know, MJ never acted, or wrote anything like a book or , ah, well, nevermind.

Check the post I was referring to back there, it was one of Turn's.

691 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:00:24am

re: #645 Kenneth

So true Kenneth, I think I'll store that comment. They abandon their principles when it is a popular thing to do among their circle of friends.

692 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:00:42am

re: #689 Walter L. Newton

Actually, just a little matter of point. let's stop talking about KT when he is not here, maybe?

If anyone wants to see what happened, they can look it up in the private thread from last night.

I know I get spooked when I see my name come up in threads that I had no chance to respond.

Ok?

And yes, I know, I was part of this conversation this morning, but it's bothering me.

693 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:00:43am

re: #633 turn

She does her own thing with seat-of-the-pants gusto. It's why she remains hugely popular with the Republican grass-roots base -- as I know from listening to talk radio. Callers coming fresh from her rallies are always heady with infectious enthusiasm.

Of course you'd never know that from reading hit jobs like Todd Purdum's sepulchral piece on Palin in the current Vanity Fair. Scurrying around Alaska with his notepad, Purdum still managed to find comically little to indict her with. Anyone with a gripe is given the floor; fans are shut out. This exercise in faux objectivity is exposed at key points such as Purdum's failure to identify the actual instigator of Palin's extravagant clothing bills (a crazed, credit-card-abusing stylist appointed by the McCain campaign) and his prissy characterization of Palin's performance at the vice-presidential debate as merely "adequate." Hey, wake up -- Palin cleaned Biden's clock! By the end, Biden was sighing and itching to split.


I did not know that.

694 avanti  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:05am

re: #646 Walter L. Newton

Rasmussen polls are all flawed. I have that on good word from Avanti and Iceweasel.

That's because they don't weigh the samples like the other pollsters. I agree the trend is down on Rasmussen and all the polls, mid 50's for Rasmussen, high 50's, low 60's for the rest.
You can see the down trend in today's Gallup article.
Approval.

695 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:07am

re: #683 _RememberTonyC

thanks to Israel, iran may never know what hit 'em ...

[Link: www.alertnet.org...]

does anyone know how to say "bring it on murderous mullah bastards" in Hebrew?

SHABBAT SHALOM, MOTHERFUCKERS!

/ (:

696 Henchman Ghazi-808  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:14am

re: #665 Walter L. Newton

Hmmmm.... wonder... the left seems edgy.

They are running out of any viable credibility to blame Bush.

697 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:16am

re: #683 _RememberTonyC


does anyone know how to say "bring it on murderous mullah bastards" in Hebrew?

Yes, but it would be labeled as hate speech.

/

698 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:25am

re: #657 jill e

"[W]ithin a few short years, the world as it was ceased to be. Make no mistake: this change did not come from any one nation alone. The Cold War reached a conclusion because of the actions of many nations over many years, and because the people of Russia and Eastern Europe stood up and decided that its end would be peaceful."

That ignorant bastard back-handed Reagan!

699 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:01:38am

re: #665 Walter L. Newton
The unicorns didn't show up. Or they did show up, and crapped all over the lawn.

Either way, reality is a bitch. Somehow, being able to say 'told you so' doesn't make it any better.

700 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:02:10am

re: #688 vxbush

'allo, my scaly friends. What's molting today?

Hey, {vx}
Speaking of molting, I found a water moccasin snake skin in the storage room in my boat house last weekend when I was getting out the floats.
Eeewww! ! ! I told my daughter and she told me to not tell her friend who was about to get in the lake with her.

701 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:02:16am

re: #694 avanti

That's because they don't weigh the samples like the other pollsters. I agree the trend is down on Rasmussen and all the polls, mid 50's for Rasmussen, high 50's, low 60's for the rest.
You can see the down trend in today's Gallup article.
Approval.

You mean they don't talk to the left?

702 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:02:51am

re: #651 Kenneth

Don't foregt Joe Biden's cocaine sniffing daughter... not one liberal media outlet covered it.

Oh yeah, now I remember that. Complete double standard in the MSM.

703 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:03:24am

re: #672 Walter L. Newton

Which, for KT, that's disagreeing with him. I looked it up in the dictionary.

Every time I see or hear the word "squabble" I think of Thanksgiving.

No, I'm not saying KT is a turkey. I'm just sharing what images that word evokes.

704 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:03:46am

re: #695 laZardo

SHABBAT SHALOM, MOTHERFUCKERS!

/ (:

Maybe a yelled "For Zions sake! Masada shall not fall again!" would be more literal.

705 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:03:49am

re: #674 MandyManners

Joe has a son in the military serving in Iraq right now. Bless him. And he has a daughter named Ashley who was video taped snorting a white powder at a party in March of this year. I'm surprised you missed it, it was all over the media for weeks. Not.

706 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:08am

re: #658 MandyManners

Between that and the whole jar of jelly he ate, have you considered getting his blood sugar checked?

707 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:18am

re: #638 Ojoe

The (D)pression (R)ecession we're in is driving 0bama's poll numbers down if you ask me.

Most likely.
That and too much exposure. All anybody all the time is tiresome, even if they are as dreamy as Obama.

708 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:26am

re: #669 J.D.

Morning {real}. Doing fine! Did the dentist take it easy on you yesterday?


Hi ya {J.D.} - well define "take it easy"! I was in the damn chair with my arthritic back for over 2+1/2 hours. But they did get a great temporary crown inserted below the gum line and now my tooth only hurts about an 8 out of 10. Last night it was my entire jaw that hurt about a 12 out of ten.
And the dentist said (I am not making this up) that the opposing tooth hurts me cause either it or the temp crown in it turned 50 percent around in my mouth. I spat out some of the left over dental crap in my mouth and said buljshop! (that Novocaine makes you talk funny!).
How are you today my friend?

709 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:28am

re: #668 KenJen

"Down-payment to earn us our place at this crossroad in history" Who's writing this crap? He's a pompous ass.

Indeed he is. Betcha his drones are still sending him cash though.

710 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:37am

re: #693 J.D.

Me neither. The MSM really filters their reporting. I wonder if the editors do it or the reporters.

711 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:04:44am

re: #620 redstateredneck

WTF is up with David Letterman and his obsession with Sarah Palin? Top Ten Messages on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine.

He is obsessed. He's lost his mind.
We went to fireworks with some lefty friends here in Boulder, and they were equally obsessed. The left absolutely hate her.
The simple phrase "you betcha" sends them over the edge.

Here's a perfect explanation:
[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

712 jorline  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:05:01am

re: #670 reine.de.tout

Good morning, jorline!
No spare rain, but we did have a very nice day of rain showers day before yesterday, and some rain last light during the night.
And we were able to use it all.

Hi Reine.
I'm spending more money on watering the house foundation than the yard right now. It's very very dry here and with temps around 98 (heat index 105-112) and the normal stiff sea breezes it feel like a blast furnace.

713 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:05:05am

re: #698 MandyManners

Typical Marxist spin: America didn't win the Cold War, the Soviet Union simply decided to dis-engage.

The world as viewed through Red spectacles....

714 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:05:35am

re: #687 Creeping Eruption

Saw that yesterday. Heh.

I was amazed that one corrupt USB memory stick could be so damaging to the whole operation.

715 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:05:40am

re: #688 vxbush

'allo, my scaly friends. What's molting today?

That reminds me of the skink our cat brought in the other day and dropped at my feet. I hollered to The Kid to come grab the cat while I picked up the lizard. He had tiny teeth indentions but, he didn't drop his tail!

716 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:05:58am

re: #699 VioletTiger

The unicorns didn't show up. Or they did show up, and crapped all over the lawn.


They crap Skittles. I saw it on the internet, so I know it's true.

717 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:06:39am

re: #689 Walter L. Newton

Actually, just a little matter of point. let's stop talking about KT when he is not here, maybe?

If anyone wants to see what happened, they can look it up in the private thread from last night.

I know I get spooked when I see my name come up in threads that I had no chance to respond.

Ok?

Word!

If he reads this, I apologize for speaking about him this morning.

718 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:06:52am

re: #711 FrogMarch

He is obsessed. He's lost his mind.
We went to fireworks with some lefty friends here in Boulder, and they were equally obsessed. The left absolutely hate her.
The simple phrase "you betcha" sends them over the edge.

Here's a perfect explanation:
[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]


Read that yesterday. He does nail the left on their treatment of Sarah.

719 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:06:59am

re: #705 Kenneth

Come one they where just doing coke...not something really bad like drinking beer or so...
Coke is not bad - all the Hollywood-people do it - so it could not be a bad thing!

/

720 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:07:32am

re: #684 laZardo

Am in Manila in what the oldtimer soldier boys here call "The P.I." (:

ok, sorry. Hey what's a P.I.?

721 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:07:53am

re: #697 Joshua Cohen

Yes, but it would be labeled as hate speech.

/


fine ... how about "islamonazi mullahfuckers?"

722 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:07:58am
723 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:08:15am

re: #705 Kenneth

Joe has a son in the military serving in Iraq right now. Bless him. And he has a daughter named Ashley who was video taped snorting a white powder at a party in March of this year. I'm surprised you missed it, it was all over the media for weeks. Not.

Was it recorded on a cell phone?

724 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:08:25am

re: #619 Kenneth

A lot of people can benefit from a good claen out, but these fat burners can be dangerous. There is nothing safe about "natural" herbs. Poson ivy is natural herb, but I would not eat it.

Someone on the radio was talking about the dangers of "natural" weedkillers and pesticides, and how "natural" doesn't mean "safe" and pointed out that cobra venom is natural.

725 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:08:57am

re: #706 Mad Al-Jaffee

Between that and the whole jar of jelly he ate, have you considered getting his blood sugar checked?

He's perfectly healthy.

726 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:08:58am

re: #642 VioletTiger

Reality?

So late...

727 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:09:16am

re: #695 laZardo

SHABBAT SHALOM, MOTHERFUCKERS!

/ (:


that pretty much says it all

728 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:09:20am

re: #712 jorline

Hi Reine.
I'm spending more money on watering the house foundation than the yard right now. It's very very dry here and with temps around 98 (heat index 105-112) and the normal stiff sea breezes it feel like a blast furnace.

Yes, that's how it was here all thru June.
Every other day, I was having to run two hoses all day long on the plants, etc. Our grass even got crunchy underfoot - that never happens. Never. Usually it requires being mowed twice a week during the summer.

I hope some rain comes your way soon. I know we needed ours.

729 jill e  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:09:25am

At 12:34 (and 56 seconds) tomorrow we will experience something that happens only once in a millennium.

Are you ready?

(drum roll, please)


123456789

730 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:09:45am

We're gonna' go stalk some veggies at the farmers' market now. Later, Lizards!

731 jill e  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:09:54am

re: #729 jill e

At 12:34 (and 56 seconds) tomorrow we will experience something that happens only once in a millennium.

Are you ready?

(drum roll, please)

123456789

PIMP TODAY!1

732 Gang of One  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:10:00am

re: #635 MandyManners

Maybe he has a hard-on for Palin yet he knows he has no chance. I've known lotsa' guys who go after women in that circumstance.

IIRC, it's called the Wanting-The-Woman-I-Can't-Have Syndrome.

733 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:10:09am

re: #729 jill e

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

/twice, if you use the AM and PM system and not military time

734 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:10:33am

re: #641 J.D.

Haven't you heard? There's a cure for cancer ! ! ! but the evil doctors don't want to let us in on it!

I can prove that water causes cancer.
Take a bunch of lab rats that don't have cancer yet. Don't give half of them any water. Expose them and the control group to what we think are carcinogens.
None of the group that doesn't get water will die of cancer.
See?
////////////////////DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, especially with people!

735 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:10:44am

re: #720 turn

ok, sorry. Hey what's a P.I.?

The Philippine Islands as the evil colonial imperialists used to call it.

/ q;

736 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:11:04am

re: #721 _RememberTonyC

fine ... how about "islamonazi mullahfuckers?"

Are they f*cking other mullahs? I would try something with goat in it...

BTW: KIM IL GAVE A SPEECH TODAY!

737 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:11:07am

re: #722 FrogMarch

Obama's Top Five Health Care Lies
by: Shikha Dalmia

snip:

Lie One: No one will be compelled to buy coverage.

During the campaign, Obama insisted that he would not resort to an individual mandate to achieve universal coverage. In fact, he repeatedly ripped Hillary Clinton's plan for proposing one. "To force people to buy coverage," he insisted, "you've got to have a very harsh penalty." What will this penalty be, he demanded? "Are you going to garnish their wages?" he asked Hillary in one debate.

Yet now, Obama is behaving as if he said never a hostile word about the mandate. Earlier this month, in a letter to Sens. Max Baucus, D-Mont., and Ted Kennedy, D-Mass., he blithely declared that he was all for "making every American responsible for having health insurance coverage, and making employers share in the cost."

But just like Hillary, he is refusing to say precisely what he will do to those who want to forgo insurance. There is a name for such a health care approach: It is called TonySopranoCare.

Hint: We will all get to pay for, through garnished wages, something we don't want. oh joyous day, holy Obama!

738 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:11:39am

re: #662 turn

Hey op, what's a flounce?

I'm not sure. I think that it means leaving in a huff.

739 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:11:56am

Just in my e-mail in-box from redstateredneck. Are there any doctors in the house who can comment on this?

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My personal and financial well being is totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing a public service.

740 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:12:02am

re: #712 jorline Good morning jorline! Um, why are you watering the house foundation!

741 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:12:23am

re: #738 opnion

I'm not sure. I think that it means leaving in a huff.

It does mean just that.
"flouncing" off in a huff.

742 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:12:32am

re: #718 redstateredneck

Read that yesterday. He does nail the left on their treatment of Sarah.

It really does.

743 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:12:56am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. NK may have carried out a DoS cyberattack against US and South Korean computer systems, but the feds are having a hell of a time preventing someone from bringing in bomb parts into federal buildings for which they have security responsibilities. That's disconcerting.

At least the UAVs continue unleashing hellfires on terrorists, and there are unconfirmed reports that one of the Taliban bigwigs was wounded.

744 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:13:17am

re: #740 realwest

Good morning jorline! Um, why are you watering the house foundation!

So that it the very dry soil doesn't shrivel up and cause his foundation to crack, I would think

745 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:13:30am

re: #739 reine.de.tout

Hee-hee! I got some good ones this morning.

746 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:13:41am

re: #739 reine.de.tout

Just in my e-mail in-box from redstateredneck. Are there any doctors in the house who can comment on this?

ROTFLMAO. Sent to my entire address book. God my moonbat family will shit themselves when they read this. :)

747 Gang of One  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:13:49am

re: #645 Kenneth

Liberals are usually so self-consiously politically correct, always on the watch so they don't offend any victim grievance group. When they are finally given a free pass on an identified approved target, such as a black conservative, or even worse, socially conservative woman, then it becomes a free-for-all gang-rape pile-on. All that pent-up frustrated hatred comes spewing out.

Actually, IMHO, I believe the whole PC thing is a mechanism designed by the liberal mind to deny their own racism, sexism, XXXism, what have you. It was never meant to keep normal people in check but to keep a lid on their ids.

748 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:00am

re: #720 turn
Good morning turn! "P.I." means Private Investigator, didncha ever watch "Magnum, P.I."?

How are ya today my friend?

749 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:02am

re: #646 Walter L. Newton

Rasmussen polls are all flawed. I have that on good word from Avanti and Iceweasel.


UmmHmmmmmm.

750 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:03am

re: #738 opnion

I'm not sure. I think that it means leaving in a huff.

It's very similar to a hissy fit.
:D

751 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:39am

I am out.
Wife came home from work.

L8er!

752 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:48am

re: #745 redstateredneck

Hee-hee! I got some good ones this morning.

Yes, you do!
I am rofl!re: #750 redstateredneck

It's very similar to a hissy fit.
:D

Virtually identical.

753 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:14:53am

re: #740 realwest

Good morning jorline! Um, why are you watering the house foundation!

stabilizes the soil at the base of thwe foundation. If the soil gets too dry it can start sinking

754 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:15:07am

re: #694 avanti

That's because they don't weigh the samples like the other pollsters. I agree the trend is down on Rasmussen and all the polls, mid 50's for Rasmussen, high 50's, low 60's for the rest.
You can see the down trend in today's Gallup article.
Approval.

It really gets down to the demographics of the sample & the phraseology of the questions asked.

755 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:15:17am

re: #743 lawhawk


At least the UAVs continue unleashing hellfires on terrorists, and there are unconfirmed reports that one of the Taliban bigwigs was wounded.

Now this is getting my progressive tail feathers all a-ruffled. KOS meltdown in 5,4,3,2...
/

756 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:15:40am

re: #675 realwest

Good morning laZardo! "I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime."
Which Democrat are you talking about!

BTW, I read in one of my e-mail news briefings that either Al Sharpton or Barry Gordy called MJ "the greatest entertainer of all time." and I was surprised cause, ya know, MJ never acted, or wrote anything like a book or , ah, well, nevermind.

Hmmm... greatest entertainer? Frank Sinatra comes to mind. So does Elvis. Both made dozens of movies, have rabid fans, etc. I'd put both above MJ as greatest entertainer.

757 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:15:44am

re: #748 realwest

Good morning turn! "P.I." means Private Investigator, didncha ever watch "Magnum, P.I."?

How are ya today my friend?

Morning rw. I thought P.I stood for Pu-tang Island.

758 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:15:46am

re: #746 Erik The Red

ROTFLMAO. Sent to my entire address book. God my moonbat family will shit themselves when they read this. :)

If you liked that one, you'll love this as well:

Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past.

They have always been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car
last week, just to drive that sucker.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options.
The seats were of particular interest.

He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt during the
winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought
it was a Republican car, and I explained if it were a Democratic car
the seats would blow smoke up your ass year round.

759 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:16:02am

re: #740 realwest

Good morning jorline! Um, why are you watering the house foundation!

It's done a lot in the west, plains states, you know, keeps the ground from drying, contracting and then cracking the foundation.

760 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:16:12am

re: #755 Walter L. Newton

Well, those missiles weren't from underground silos, so it's all good. /

761 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:16:58am

re: #731 jill e

PIMP TODAY!1

Or is it 10 times a millenium?

i.e. 12:34:56 7/8/90

12:34:56 7/8/09 seems to be doin' it wrong.

762 3 wood  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:17:16am

re: #696 BigPapa

They are running out of any viable credibility to blame Bush.

You know, I'm wondering how olng t will take for the first MSM outlet to get to the point where they say the time stamp has run out on the "we inherited this" dodge and call Obama on it. Especially since the Dem's have controlled congress for years now.

I think I'll be waiting a long time.

763 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:17:48am

re: #667 Joshua Cohen

Depending on their age - a candy bar would not work...but maybe a iPod or something like that?

ha Josh, yeah the older they get the more expensive the bribe for sure! I've really been lucky with my two boys, never really had to bribe them to get them to mind me. When the youngest got home last night the first thing he did was come over and rub my shoulders, I love my boys.

764 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:18:07am

re: #762 3 wood

You know, I'm wondering how olng t will take for the first MSM outlet to get to the point where they say the time stamp has run out on the "we inherited this" dodge and call Obama on it. Especially since the Dem's have controlled congress for years now.

I think I'll be waiting a long time.

I don't know, I see kinks in the armor of the NYT and CNN every day.

765 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:18:38am

re: #667 Joshua Cohen

Hey you are new, welcome to LGF.

766 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:19:07am

re: #739 reine.de.tout

Just in my e-mail in-box from redstateredneck. Are there any doctors in the house who can comment on this?

I'm no TV medical expert, but an alternative method would be saying "that if Obama fails, it will leave the youth doubly-disillusioned with the left and right wing and will leave them no recourse but to go even more radical."

767 albusteve  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:19:12am

But the left kept rolling and now enjoy the fact that their posterity holds tenured positions at universities around the country. They hold political offices, lucrative journalistic positions, and public policy posts. In the tradition of Hayden and Ayers, many of them also take part in environmental activism and anti-war protests.

768 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:20:48am

re: #743 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. NK may have carried out a DoS cyberattack against US and South Korean computer systems, but the feds are having a hell of a time preventing someone from bringing in bomb parts into federal buildings for which they have security responsibilities. That's disconcerting.

At least the UAVs continue unleashing hellfires on terrorists, and there are unconfirmed reports that one of the Taliban bigwigs was wounded.

I have to admit that the number of cyber attacks on government entities is starting to concern me. We aren't hearing about the attacks on other country sites, but they are occurring. I keep hoping that the good security folks would start teaching the government how to protect their machines from hacks and DOSes, but no one seems to be doing much about it. A DOS is fairly mild, to be honest; no data is stolen. But it's annoying.

769 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:21:47am

re: #675 realwest

Good morning laZardo! "I'm glad that there are Democrats able to call a slime a slime."
Which Democrat are you talking about!

BTW, I read in one of my e-mail news briefings that either Al Sharpton or Barry Gordy called MJ "the greatest entertainer of all time." and I was surprised cause, ya know, MJ never acted, or wrote anything like a book or , ah, well, nevermind.

Morning real. Worst yet, Sharpton compared him the MLK for gods sake. Hey how are you feeling today?

770 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:21:49am

re: #676 laZardo

Those are pretty sweet.

771 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:21:55am

re: #683 _RememberTonyC

thanks to Israel, iran may never know what hit 'em ...

[Link: www.alertnet.org...]

does anyone know how to say "bring it on murderous mullah bastards" in Hebrew?

Now if the Israelis have equipment in the right places, they could fake messages between the Mullahs, Ahmadinejad, etc. to make them doubt the loyalty of everyone.
And sent out fake messages about a demonstration to the Basji and other Ahmadinejad supporting groups so they go and end up beating the shit out of each other instead of the real demonstrators.

772 albusteve  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:22:15am

re: #767 albusteve


woops!

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

773 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:22:39am

re: #743 lawhawk
Good morning lawhawk - nah, the NORKS don't have the technical expertise to pull off a cyber attack of that magnitude and I can't see what the Chinese would gain from it either. I suspect some country that's oil rich - indeed, the leading exporter of oil in the world today.
Here's a hint: Obama met with it's leaders yesterday!

774 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:22:40am

Later Lizards. Going out to try and find a house/condo to rent. Why is this harder than I thought it would be? :(

775 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:23:47am

re: #764 Walter L. Newton

I don't know, I see kinks in the armor of the NYT and CNN every day.

Don't you mean chinks in the armour?

/reminds me of a joke a friend told me once.

776 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:24:04am

Later Erik. Good luck in finding a domicile.

777 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:24:18am

re: #770 J.D.

Way above my pay grade, but still pretty drool-worthy.

778 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:24:33am

re: #744 reine.de.tout
Ah! Thanks reine! I've never lived anywhere where it would get dry enough to do that!
Hope you're well today and btw, I got the same e-mail from the same source and I was ROTFLMAO!
(ouch!).

779 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:24:37am

re: #756 lawhawk

Hmmm... greatest entertainer? Frank Sinatra comes to mind. So does Elvis. Both made dozens of movies, have rabid fans, etc. I'd put both above MJ as greatest entertainer.

For a lot of people, MJ's personal life was more entertaining than his performances.

780 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:25:27am

re: #745 redstateredneck
Hey {red} - yes you did! That was some funny shi..., uh, stuff there!:)

781 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:25:37am

re: #773 realwest

Good morning lawhawk - nah, the NORKS don't have the technical expertise to pull off a cyber attack of that magnitude and I can't see what the Chinese would gain from it either. I suspect some country that's oil rich - indeed, the leading exporter of oil in the world today.
Here's a hint: Obama met with it's leaders yesterday!

Well, they may be intentionally blowing smoke in the news to misdirect our enemies. We may not want to let them know we know who did it.

Actually, Russia does have a serious number of hackers in its population, so it's not unreasonable. But the same can be said for places in Europe, Africa, and the Middle East.

782 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:25:53am

re: #768 vxbush

I have to admit that the number of cyber attacks on government entities is starting to concern me. We aren't hearing about the attacks on other country sites, but they are occurring. I keep hoping that the good security folks would start teaching the government how to protect their machines from hacks and DOSes, but no one seems to be doing much about it. A DOS is fairly mild, to be honest; no data is stolen. But it's annoying.

Security costs money with no apparent benefit until there is a real break-in, when it is too late.
Back around 2002, I was unemployed and got a security certification, but found out there were few jobs in the area, and eventually got a programming job again. I've been out of touch with the people in the field, but I don't think there has been anywhere the demand for people with security skills that there should be.

783 Kenneth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:26:45am

re: #773 realwest

But, but... he gave them a magic reset button! Doesn't that count for anything?

784 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:00am

re: #780 realwest

Hey {red} - yes you did! That was some funny shi..., uh, stuff there!:)


I have many funny conservative friends. I'm a lucky gal!

785 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:05am

re: #775 BlueCanuck

Don't you mean chinks in the armour?

/reminds me of a joke a friend told me once.

You mean when someone created an ad for Wang computer corporation calling it "A chink in IBM's armor"?

786 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:16am

re: #754 opnion

It really gets down to the demographics of the sample & the phraseology of the questions asked.

Yup and since Rasmussen ONLY tracks LIKELY VOTERS I tend to believe Rasmussen over the others.

787 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:24am

re: #782 Kosh's Shadow

Security costs money with no apparent benefit until there is a real break-in, when it is too late.
Back around 2002, I was unemployed and got a security certification, but found out there were few jobs in the area, and eventually got a programming job again. I've been out of touch with the people in the field, but I don't think there has been anywhere the demand for people with security skills that there should be.

I would have to agree with that. White hat conferences are good, but very few businesses see the value of this until *after* the fact.

788 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:45am

re: #779 Alouette

For a lot of people, MJ's personal life was more entertaining than his performances.

Just think how many plastic surgeons he kept employed!

789 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:27:51am

re: #779 Alouette

For a lot of people, MJ's personal life was more entertaining than his performances.

He really entertained some little boys, didn't he?

790 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:28:03am

re: #775 BlueCanuck

Don't you mean chinks in the armour?

/reminds me of a joke a friend told me once.

You're right, my bad. Now I am embarrassed.
/

791 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:28:48am

re: #774 Erik The Red

Later Lizards. Going out to try and find a house/condo to rent. Why is this harder than I thought it would be? :(

Where are you looking?

792 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:29:14am

re: #785 Kosh's Shadow

You mean when someone created an ad for Wang computer corporation calling it "A chink in IBM's armor"?

Nah it was from a role playing game. Fighting a bunch of opponents and someone yelled "Aim for the chink in the armour". Game master turned to the guy who said it and called him a racist bastard. Of course the game had to stop while every body proceeded to guffaw and chortle uncontrollably.

793 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:29:37am

Ratzinger cleaning house?
Pope shakes up office blamed for Holocaust denier

Pope Benedict Wednesday effectively removed the Vatican official who was widely blamed for a controversy involving a bishop who denied the Holocaust.

Cardinal Dario Castrillon Hoyos was president of the Vatican department set up 20 years ago to seek a rapprochement with a hard-core traditionalist splinter group at the center of the Holocaust-denial scandal that erupted in January.

The pope has now put that department, known as Ecclesia Dei, under the control of the Vatican's doctrinal department and has named American Cardinal Joseph Levada as its new president.

794 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:29:45am

re: #774 Erik The Red

Later Lizards. Going out to try and find a house/condo to rent. Why is this harder than I thought it would be? :(

At least you made your move at the right time to find a good sized supply of them.

795 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:29:52am

re: #757 Erik The Red
Good morning back atcha ETR! NO, no, I have it from reliable sources that it means "Private Investigator" although someone tried to fool me once and said it stands for "Philippine Islands"! Can you imagine that, Philippine Islands? LOL! (ouch)!

796 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:29:59am

re: #787 vxbush

I would have to agree with that. White hat conferences are good, but very few businesses see the value of this until *after* the fact.

At least for a company, after a big break-in at another business, you can go to your boss with the estimated losses for that company and say "$xxx to prevent $yyyyyyyy losses"
But it is even harder for the government, where the budgets and priorities are set by Congress. Now if some cybersecurity companies were big enough to hire lobbyists, it might be different.

797 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:30:01am

re: #789 Kosh's Shadow

He really entertained some little boys, didn't he?

That one was in questionable taste. No downding, but I feel compelled to say it.

798 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:31:06am

If the Chrysler-Fiat merger means Fiats are going to come back to the States, then PLEASE let this come over:

799 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:31:17am

re: #793 Killgore Trout

Ratzinger cleaning house?
Pope shakes up office blamed for Holocaust denier

Well, its good to know that the Pope knows when its time to clean house. How are you today, Killgore?

800 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:32:39am

re: #797 Dark_Falcon

That one was in questionable taste. No downding, but I feel compelled to say it.

Well, as you can tell, I didn't like Michael Jackson. Maybe I should have used a sarc tag.

801 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:32:53am

re: #790 Walter L. Newton

You're right, my bad. Now I am embarrassed.
/

It was a Freudian slip. Kink(y).
;-)

802 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:33:45am

re: #657 jill e

From Power Line:

Here is Obama on the end of the Cold War [In his speech in Russia yesterday]:

"[W]ithin a few short years, the world as it was ceased to be. Make no mistake: this change did not come from any one nation alone. The Cold War reached a conclusion because of the actions of many nations over many years, and because the people of Russia and Eastern Europe stood up and decided that its end would be peaceful."

In his interview with Obama after the speech, Major Garrett asked: "In your speech this morning, you said the Cold War reached its conclusion because of the actions of many nations over many years. Mr. President, are the Russian sensitivities so fragile that you can't say the Cold War was won? The West won it? And it was led by a combination of Democratic and Republican American presidents?"

Obama responded:

"Well, listen, the -- I think that you just cut out Lech Walesa and the Poles. You just cut out Havel and the Czechs. There were a whole bunch of people throughout Eastern Europe who showed enormous courage.

And I think that it is very important in this part of the world to acknowledge the degree to which people struggled for their own freedom. I'm very proud of the traditions of Democratic and Republican presidents to lift the Iron Curtain.

But, you know, we don't have to diminish other people in order to recognize our role in that history."

Walesa himself has a somewhat different perspective. In his comments on the death of Ronald Reagan, Walesa wrote: "When talking about Ronald Reagan, I have to be personal. We in Poland took him so personally. Why? Because we owe him our liberty. This can't be said often enough by people who lived under oppression for half a century, until communism fell in 1989."

As Obama rewrites the relative recent past, it would be well to keep in mind Orwell's Ingsoc slogan holding that "He who controls the past controls the future."

this is one of many reason o's popularity is going down. he is so devious in how
he is trying to rewrite history. he did this in his cairo speech, when he exalted islam, and falsely attributed so many great accomplishments to moslems.
o has never praised his own country for all the real contributions america has made to the world. and in this speech in moscow, o can't even commend america for it's role in bringing down the iron curtain. it is sinister and so obvious that he is putting our country last. and for what? to appeal to the enemy. what a small despicable person o is and looking worse everyday.
he couldn't even say that the united states worked w/ the polish people, the pope, thatcher, and walesa, (many more). o is such a fool. and the eastern europeans who heard his speech must be shaking their heads in disgust. they
love ronald reagan. and o couldn't even say his name.

803 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:34:00am
804 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:34:25am

re: #773 realwest

I think it's unwise to discount North Korea. All of their efforts have been to build up their military and nuclear capabilities, and cyberspace is simply another battlefield on which to wage war. DoS isn't exactly the most sophisticated attack, but it requires time. North Korea has plenty of that.

China or Russia could both pull this kind of thing off, as could Iran, but my gut says that North Korea or their sympathizers did it.

805 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:34:54am

re: #796 Kosh's Shadow

At least for a company, after a big break-in at another business, you can go to your boss with the estimated losses for that company and say "$xxx to prevent $yyyyyyyy losses"
But it is even harder for the government, where the budgets and priorities are set by Congress. Now if some cybersecurity companies were big enough to hire lobbyists, it might be different.

Obama has hired a fairly decent cyber guy. I would have thought that would be his first target: protecting our national data and sites. But maybe there are bigger problems he's having to deal with instead.

806 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:35:18am

re: #765 turn

Hey you are new, welcome to LGF.

Thx! I read here for a while but registration worked just some weeks ago. (Often missed it because of the time difference)

807 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:35:57am

re: #799 Dark_Falcon

If I understand the article it looks like her taking over that order and replacing people. Good for him.
Going well today. Nice overcast skies today, not too hot. Good weed pulling weather. How's you?

808 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:36:52am

ATTORNEY GENERAL TO CLASSIFY PRO-LIFE, PRO-GUN AMERICANS AS TERRORISTS

An amendment to a bill swiftly moving through the US Congress will allow the Obama Administration's Attorney General to classify Americans as domestic terrorists if they are pro-life, pro-gun and anti-big government.

Impeached Florida judge -- now a Democrat Party member of the House of Representatives -- Rep. Alcee Hastings introduced what some claim is a disturbing piece of legislation. Hasting's amendment calls for the Attorney General to have discretion over who is called a terrorist and what groups will be treated as terrorist groups.

"This is arguably one of the worst pieces of legislation to come down the pike in a long, long time. In essence Attorney General Eric Holder -- a Bill Clinton retread -- will have the discretion to label Americans terrorists. Hastings is a dangerous man and should be forced to resign from congress. He's also proposed the creation of "emergency camps" that are nothing more than prisons," warns political strategist Mike Baker.

"This amendment is part and parcel of the trend in this country to suppress dissent by patriots by calling them domestic terrorists," he added.

809 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:36:53am

re: #779 Alouette

The same could have been said of Elvis or Sinatra - all three were larger than life.

For those keeping track, Jackson is still dead.

In more important news, Pakistan's Zardari makes an overdue admission that Pakistan created nurtured terrorism.

Now comes the hard part. Dealing with that inescapable fact.

810 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:36:55am

re: #728 reine.de.tout

Yes, that's how it was here all thru June.
Every other day, I was having to run two hoses all day long on the plants, etc. Our grass even got crunchy underfoot - that never happens. Never. Usually it requires being mowed twice a week during the summer.

I hope some rain comes your way soon. I know we needed ours.

i wish i could send the rain clouds your way. we have had the 2nd coldest rainiest june in a hundred yrs. i almost made a fire in in the fire place last night.

812 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:37:04am

re: #806 Joshua Cohen

Thx! I read here for a while but registration worked just some weeks ago. (Often missed it because of the time difference)

Are you ready for your initiation rites?

Bwahahahaha!
/jk :D

813 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:37:21am

re: #804 lawhawk

I think it's unwise to discount North Korea. All of their efforts have been to build up their military and nuclear capabilities, and cyberspace is simply another battlefield on which to wage war. DoS isn't exactly the most sophisticated attack, but it requires time. North Korea has plenty of that.

China or Russia could both pull this kind of thing off, as could Iran, but my gut says that North Korea or their sympathizers did it.

There's one thing that puzzles me, though; the nighttime satellite photos of NoKo show no lights. Absolutely none. Is the same true of heat signatures? Because that could give away a data center that would have the computer power to go after any number of sites. Just from looking at the sat photos, there's very little power there.

814 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:37:47am

re: #800 Kosh's Shadow

Well, as you can tell, I didn't like Michael Jackson. Maybe I should have used a sarc tag.

Having seen the circus surrounding the recently departed entertainer, I'm left asking a question.

Are so many peoples lives so empty that the most important thing to them is an entertainer?

815 opnion  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:37:56am

re: #786 realwest

Yup and since Rasmussen ONLY tracks LIKELY VOTERS I tend to believe Rasmussen over the others.

Good morning Real. I agree with that, I have always found Rasmussen accurate. True story I got polled during the campaign by telephone asking if I wanted to improve America, by voting for Obama. It was a young kid & I just said, "So how are you enjoying working for the Obama Campaign?"

816 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:38:03am

re: #741 reine.de.tout

Thanks opinion and reine for explaining the term flounce. Next I hope to find out why the hell jorline is watering his foundation and what the hell jille thinks is going to happen at 12:34!

817 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:38:40am

re: #762 3 wood
Good morning 3 wood - how are you today?

818 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:38:46am

TX Gov. Rick Perry proves he can find someone crazier than Don McLeroy for the State Board of Education.

[Link: www.chron.com...]

In a book published last year, Dunbar argued the country’s founding fathers created “an emphatically Christian government” and that government should be guided by a “biblical litmus test.” She endorses a belief system that requires “any person desiring to govern have a sincere knowledge and appreciation for the Word of God in order to rightly govern.”


However, in a document published in 1789, some guys said:

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.

(Article VI sec. 3)

819 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:39:36am

re: #708 realwest

2 1/2 hours? Holy hell!
I hope you feel better as the day goes on.

820 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:40:13am

re: #744 reine.de.tout

So that it the very dry soil doesn't shrivel up and cause his foundation to crack, I would think

Oh, Jorline's house is built on expansive soil? That would be a real drag.

821 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:40:37am

re: #804 lawhawk

I think it's unwise to discount North Korea. All of their efforts have been to build up their military and nuclear capabilities, and cyberspace is simply another battlefield on which to wage war. DoS isn't exactly the most sophisticated attack, but it requires time. North Korea has plenty of that.

China or Russia could both pull this kind of thing off, as could Iran, but my gut says that North Korea or their sympathizers did it.

I'm not sure the Norks are any good at Cyberwar. Here, read this, and tell me what you think.

822 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:41:12am

re: #814 jcm

Having seen the circus surrounding the recently departed entertainer, I'm left asking a question.

Are so many peoples lives so empty that the most important thing to them is an entertainer?

I guess.
I think part of it is that they've rejected religion, but they still want to worship something, so they pick idols. And their idols, Michael Jackson, or many others, generally aren't the people to emulate.
There is a reason I find just the title of the show "American Idol" to tell quite a bit about many people and about our culture.

823 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:41:58am

re: #808 NJDhockeyfan

ATTORNEY GENERAL TO CLASSIFY PRO-LIFE, PRO-GUN AMERICANS AS TERRORISTS

Does the author of that piece enjoy a nice cup of tea at parties?

/sarc

824 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:41:59am

re: #769 turn

Morning real. Worst yet, Sharpton compared him the MLK for gods sake. Hey how are you feeling today?

Hello my friend, please see my #708 above. I'm in some pain here but otherwise still rolling along! How are you doing today?

825 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:43:38am

re: #822 Kosh's Shadow

I guess.
I think part of it is that they've rejected religion, but they still want to worship something, so they pick idols. And their idols, Michael Jackson, or many others, generally aren't the people to emulate.
There is a reason I find just the title of the show "American Idol" to tell quite a bit about many people and about our culture.

I don't agree. JFK was a Catholic, and he was almost worshiped by Catholics. You could find paintings, pictures for hanging on the wall at Catholic gift shops, and the paintings looked just like the paintings of Christ. I saw homes in Brooklyn NY with a Christ and JFK plague haning side by side.

826 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:43:47am

re: #783 Kenneth

But, but... he gave them a magic reset button! Doesn't that count for anything?

isn't that ridiculous. how juvenile: a "reset button"
sounds like a lib-tard idea for 3rd graders who get in a squabble on the playground. the teacher gives them each a reset button.
men like putin are disgusted by this kind of childish idiocy.
but they will take advantage of it.

827 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:43:49am

This should cause a few heads to explode at DKos...

Detainees, Even if Acquitted, Might Not Go Free

WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration said Tuesday it could continue to imprison non-U.S. citizens indefinitely even if they have been acquitted of terrorism charges by a U.S. military commission.

Jeh Johnson, the Defense Department's chief lawyer, told the Senate Armed Services Committee that releasing a detainee who has been tried and found not guilty was a policy decision that officials would make based on their estimate of whether the prisoner posed a future threat.

Like the Bush administration, the Obama administration argues that the legal basis for indefinite detention of aliens it considers dangerous is separate from war-crimes prosecutions. Officials say that the laws of war allow indefinite detention to prevent aliens from committing warlike acts in future, while prosecution by military commission aims to punish them for war crimes committed in the past.

828 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:44:23am

re: #808 NJDhockeyfan

Do you realize you just linked to a crank site which is promoting New World Order conspiracies? Some Ant-vaccination and even 9-11 Truth crap.

829 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:45:05am
830 SFGoth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:45:18am

Think I'll reply to Mario, who posted the Foxnews article on the marijuana advocacy group. He ad-libs, "isn't marijuana consumers a euphemism for pothead?" Well, Super Mario, isn't "alcohol consumer" a euphemism for alcoholic?

831 laZardo  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:45:19am

Brb, snack

832 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:45:44am

Alec Baldwin is considering running for office:

[Link: www.politicsdaily.com...]

833 SFGoth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:45:56am

re: #827 NJDhockeyfan

Yeah, like WTF? Can't wait to read the sfgate.com comments on this one!

834 SFGoth  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:46:35am

re: #832 Mad Al-Jaffee

Alec Baldwin is considering running for office:

[Link: www.politicsdaily.com...]

I'm guessing his daughter won't be supporting him.

835 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:46:36am

re: #829 wintercat

Obama slides to -5

On noes and unpopular president!

836 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:46:45am

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Do you realize you just linked to a crank site which is promoting New World Order conspiracies? Some Ant-vaccination and even 9-11 Truth crap.

Oops, did I?

837 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:46:54am

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Do you realize you just linked to a crank site which is promoting New World Order conspiracies? Some Ant-vaccination and even 9-11 Truth crap.

Do you know you are on a site that runs ads for ANN COULTER all the time? Boo.

838 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:47:03am

re: #781 vxbush
Good morning {vxbush! Yeah, but remember Putin (or as I prefer to call him "the power behind the throne") is KGB Old School and he's done any number of things (think, e.g., Georgia) to provoke us and unlike NORK, Russia does have cash now (no conventional military power worth talking about) and does have enough folks with the smarts to start a DoS attack on those US government agencies. And the attack on the US Secret Service had NOTHING to do with the protection of Obama and everything to do with counterfeiting US currency, I'd bet! The USSS is supposed to protect us from counterfeiters.

839 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:47:09am

re: #736 Joshua Cohen

Are they f*cking other mullahs? I would try something with goat in it...

BTW: KIM IL GAVE A SPEECH TODAY!


mullahs fucking other mullahs? i'd say it's likely.

840 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:47:36am

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Do you realize you just linked to a crank site which is promoting New World Order conspiracies? Some Ant-vaccination and even 9-11 Truth crap.

Lions and tiger and bears... oh my.

841 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:47:51am

re: #810 nyc redneck

i wish i could send the rain clouds your way. we have had the 2nd coldest rainiest june in a hundred yrs. i almost made a fire in in the fire place last night.

And I think our June had to be one of the hottest. Temps upper 90's, low 100's almost every day. The rain sure does cool things down (to lower 90's, LOL, not really cool but better).

I would love a bit of cold air just now.

842 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:48:08am

Heh. Looks like the US is trying to make every soldier a hacker.

843 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:48:36am

re: #783 Kenneth
Good morning my friend - NO, it doesn't count for anything! LOL!
How's your family doing these days, "m" especially?

844 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:49:10am

re: #841 reine.de.tout

And I think our June had to be one of the hottest. Temps upper 90's, low 100's almost every day. The rain sure does cool things down (to lower 90's, LOL, not really cool but better).

I would love a bit of cold air just now.


You and me both, girl! We had no rain for the entire month of June.

845 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:49:23am

re: #807 Killgore Trout

If I understand the article it looks like her taking over that order and replacing people. Good for him.
Going well today. Nice overcast skies today, not too hot. Good weed pulling weather. How's you?

I am well. I'm sorry if things got hostile last night, but please in the future watch how you open a discussion. In retrospect, I understand what you were saying, but the way you said it put peoples backs up. I thought I was being accused, and I'm not the only one who felt that way. I respect you, but please be a bit more careful.

846 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:49:24am

re: #836 NJDhockeyfan

Yeah, check out their front page. Some pretty nasty stuff there. The article's almost certainly bogus anyways but be be careful about stuff from those New World Order sites anyways.

847 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:49:49am

re: #842 vxbush

Cool. Probably made in Israel.

848 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:50:34am

re: #844 redstateredneck

You and me both, girl! We had no rain for the entire month of June.

We got nothing but rain in June. Now we are getting a bit dry and toasted and I wish I hadn't complained so much about the rain.

849 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:50:35am

re: #841 reine.de.tout

And I think our June had to be one of the hottest. Temps upper 90's, low 100's almost every day. The rain sure does cool things down (to lower 90's, LOL, not really cool but better).

I would love a bit of cold air just now.

It was 68 over night in Golden. And where I am moving to this month, about 23 miles south and west and UP (8000 feet), it is usually 10-15 degrees cooler at any given time.

850 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:50:42am

re: #793 Killgore Trout
Hey Killgore, good morning to you! Is American Cardinal Joseph Levada the right guy for that job, do you know?

851 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:50:48am

BTW: Its Afternoon in Eilat(IS) 39 °C blue sky some wind from the north with 3m/s, humidity 17 %

And I am now going outside to play some basketball.

You all have fun an a nice day!

(Livni gave a hate speech agains Bibi at his 100 day in office - what a witch!)

852 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:02am

re: #836 NJDhockeyfan

Oops, did I?

Great. Now you did it. We'll all have to be quarantined.

853 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:12am

re: #845 Dark_Falcon

It's ok. I have a a couple of squabblers who follow me here all day long, twisting my words and spreading lies about me. Changing my tone won't change anything. Don't worry about it.

854 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:18am

re: #848 VioletTiger

We got nothing but rain in June. Now we are getting a bit dry and toasted and I wish I hadn't complained so much about the rain.

Be very careful what you wish for.

855 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:34am

re: #849 Walter L. Newton

It was 68 over night in Golden. And where I am moving to this month, about 23 miles south and west and UP (8000 feet), it is usually 10-15 degrees cooler at any given time.

Watch it, Walter. We'll all come visit!

856 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:39am

re: #850 realwest

I have no clue. Never heard of him before.

857 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:41am

Ahmadinejad is consolidating his power grab from the Mullahs by advancing an incredibly bizarre conspiracy theory involving Liz Cheney, George Soros, Muhammad Khatami, Mir Hussein Mousavi, Ayatollah Mehdi Karrubi and many other prominent Iranians from "all Iranian political groups and parties".

A PERILOUS 'CONSPIRACY'

Tehran's bizarre narrative goes something like this: During the Bush administration, "the neocons" persuaded the president to "green light" efforts to topple the regime. Somehow, Washington enlisted the support of "world Freemasonry," which, acting through the so-called Bilderburg Group, managed to persuade Iran's then-President Muhammad Khatami to join secret efforts to "turn Iran into a secular state."

Then, the tale goes, Soros and several US think tanks started sending their agents to Iran to recruit and train operatives for regime change. And the Bush administration created a special Iran center in Dubai, modeled on the Riga Center that Washington set up to subvert the Soviet Union in the 1930s. With Liz Cheney as the supposed coordinator, the plot supposedly soon won the support of several European countries.

858 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:51:58am

re: #771 Kosh's Shadow

Now if the Israelis have equipment in the right places, they could fake messages between the Mullahs, Ahmadinejad, etc. to make them doubt the loyalty of everyone.
And sent out fake messages about a demonstration to the Basji and other Ahmadinejad supporting groups so they go and end up beating the shit out of each other instead of the real demonstrators.

you are diabolical and devious, two of my favorite qualities!

859 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:52:04am

re: #844 redstateredneck

You and me both, girl! We had no rain for the entire month of June.

You can have some of ours. I was starting to think about building an ark.
Riiight.

860 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:52:25am

re: #826 nyc redneck

isn't that ridiculous. how juvenile: a "reset button"
sounds like a lib-tard idea for 3rd graders who get in a squabble on the playground. the teacher gives them each a reset button.
men like putin are disgusted by this kind of childish idiocy.
but they will take advantage of it.

Young man. I think YOU need a time out!

861 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:52:31am

re: #847 Creeping Eruption

Cool. Probably made in Israel.

Heh. My guess as well.

862 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:52:46am

re: #859 Kosh's Shadow

What's a cubit?

863 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:53:21am

The Cost of Controlling The Press

Barack Obama's White House is spending more than $80,000 a week to staff its old and new media offices. Add the price of speechwriters and the White House communications tab reaches nearly $100,000 a week, or nearly $5 million a year-and that is for salaries alone.

Based on the coverage the President has garnered so far, it is money well spent.

Accuracy In Media gathered the data from the White House's annual salary report to Congress, which was released last week. AIM identified a total of 66 staffers with some connection to Obama's messaging machine-press secretaries and assistants, communications directors, new media specialists, speechwriters, and the staff of the new Office of Public Engagement.

The latter group, which employs 13 people at a cost of $1,090,200 a year, organizes events like last week's online healthcare forum in Virginia to take the White House's message directly to the public. Valerie Jarrett, who earns the top White House rate of $172,200 a year as assistant to the president for public engagement, hosted the event.

The White House billed the healthcare discussion as a virtual town hall, but both the mainstream media and bloggers from the left and the right have maligned it as stagecraft.

"Obama's healthcare forum was like last year's CNN/YouTube debates-only instead of CNN producers hand-picking the video questions, here the White House eliminated the middleman!" complained Micah Sifry of techPresident.

864 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:53:29am

re: #860 Mad Al-Jaffee

Young man. I think YOU need a time out!

ahem.
nyc redneck is a lady, I believe.

865 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:54:23am

re: #853 Killgore Trout

It's ok. I have a a couple of squabblers who follow me here all day long, twisting my words and spreading lies about me. Changing my tone won't change anything. Don't worry about it.

And who may that be? Me?

If you go up thread this morning, you will see that you were the center of some discussion (myself included) and I opted to suggest that we don't talk about you when you are not here. It's not right to talk about someone when they are not on thread to respond.

So, who are you talking about?

866 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:54:37am

re: #838 realwest

Good morning {vxbush! Yeah, but remember Putin (or as I prefer to call him "the power behind the throne") is KGB Old School and he's done any number of things (think, e.g., Georgia) to provoke us and unlike NORK, Russia does have cash now (no conventional military power worth talking about) and does have enough folks with the smarts to start a DoS attack on those US government agencies. And the attack on the US Secret Service had NOTHING to do with the protection of Obama and everything to do with counterfeiting US currency, I'd bet! The USSS is supposed to protect us from counterfeiters.

You catch Putin lecturing BHO and the "history" of the cold war?

President Obama on Putin: "I Thought It Was Important to Listen"

President Obama started his first ever meeting with Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin today by asking "How did we get here?"

As the two men sat in Putin’s yellow and white columned mansion, called Novo Ogaryovo, what followed was a nearly hour long discourse by Putin on the history of the US-Russian relationship since the Cold War, and ways he felt Russia had been slighted by the US, sources told ABC News.


"Nice version of history Mr. Putin, but the US didn't win The Cold War on the corpses of 10's of millions of it's own people."

Guess who is now in control in the New Cold War?

867 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:54:37am

re: #803 littleoldlady
Hey hi there {littleoldlady! Gee it's good to see you out here today! are you up early or am I up REALLY late?
Sure hope you are doing well. Or as well as you can be! {lol!

868 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:54:44am

re: #864 reine.de.tout

ahem.
nyc redneck is a lady, I believe.

Really? A lady redneck? I didn't know they existed. :)

869 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:55:25am

re: #748 realwest

Good morning turn! "P.I." means Private Investigator, didncha ever watch "Magnum, P.I."?

How are ya today my friend?

I'm fine real, thanks. Yeah that was a pretty dumb question since zardo had just told me he was from the Philippine (islands). I am so upthread I'll never get caught up (dang work keeps interrupting with my right to LGF). I was reading the Sac Bee at lunch yesterday (it was sitting in the Chick Fillet while I was waiting otherwise I would not have even bothered) and found out that the California Speaker of the House Karen Bass (LIBERAL) boycotted a high level meeting Swarchenegger called to try and resolve the budget issue. Yeah, how irresponsible is that? She said it was because he moved the goal post by coming up with a few suggestions OVER A MONTH AGO. She doesn't like the idea of the schools being able to hire non union workers, the idea that new hire pension benefits should be reduced, or the a statewide database be set up to prevent welfare fraud to the tune of 2 bil ANNUALLY! The data base would require you to show proof of citizenship to get benefits, which of course is a stupid idea to a liberal.

870 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:55:50am

re: #850 realwest

Hey Killgore, good morning to you! Is American Cardinal Joseph Levada the right guy for that job, do you know?

He is a traditionalist with an impeccable resume

871 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:55:57am

re: #862 CIA Reject

What's a cubit?

Cubit?................

872 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:56:05am

re: #868 Mad Al-Jaffee

Really? A lady redneck? I didn't know they existed. :)

reine
redstateredneck
nyc redneck
pink freud
others, I'm sure.
and proud of it.

873 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:56:09am

re: #843 realwest

Hey RW ... I posted this yesterday when you were not here, but I thought you'd appreciate it.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

874 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:56:44am

re: #867 realwest

{ realwest! } :-)

Yeah.

/I do feel a nap coming on, now that you mention it .... ; -)

875 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:56:51am

re: #862 CIA Reject

What's a cubit?

Riiiight.

876 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:57:13am

Time to breath a sigh of relief. G8 (7 really since China's Hu left to deal with the "Troubles") failed to reach climate change deal.

Yet another tax we've dodged for the moment.

877 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:57:23am

re: #875 Honorary Yooper

Cosby at his best!

878 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:57:40am

re: #872 reine.de.tout

reine
redstateredneck
nyc redneck
pink freud
others, I'm sure.
and proud of it.

Can one be a redneck and a lady? A redneck and a woman, but certainly not a lady.

/kidding!

879 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:57:58am

re: #871 jcm

Cubit?................

Nice. Fits just perfectly in the fridge and the trunk without that annoying rolling around.

880 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:07am

Little people call for FCC to ban 'midget'

[Link: www.google.com...]

881 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:09am

re: #873 _RememberTonyC

Morning TC. My nic is blue in case you want to swap Who Am I's !

882 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:12am

re: #871 jcm

Well, there's this guy Noah and he was told to build an Ark.

883 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:14am

re: #804 lawhawk
Well you could be right, but I guess we'll have to agree to disagree - this has Russia written all over it.
Maybe China or some combination of the two and to carry out separte DOS attacks concurrently on several supposedly "secure" governmental agencies (especially the USSS) I think requires more computer sophistication that the NORKS currently possess.

884 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:20am

President Zero has pissed off the Russians already.

Family Night for Obamas Miffs Some in Moscow

MOSCOW — If Paris is for lovers, it looks like Moscow is for families.
Skip to next paragraph

After passing on dinner with the French president to go on a date in the City of Light with his wife last month, President Obama took leave of his Russian hosts on Tuesday night to seclude himself in his Moscow hotel with his wife, Michelle, and their daughters.

The first family enjoyed a relaxed evening at the O2 Lounge, the super-chic, super-pricey rooftop club at the new Ritz-Carlton, although no doubt the Secret Service first cleared the place of most if not all of the swaggering tycoons and leggy models who flock to such Moscow venues.

They could not ask for a more scenic vista. The glass-enclosed O2 offers a panoramic view of Moscow, including Red Square and the Kremlin, all the more striking as the lingering summer sun sets after 10 p.m. The club is “a place to see and be seen,” as its Web site says — that is, unless you are a visiting president who after a day and a half of blinis, beluga and bilats (the diplo term for “bilateral meetings”) just wants to hang out with the clan.

The decision to brush off the Russians on one of his two nights here miffed some in the Moscow government who did not understand why he would not devote the scarce time to his hosts. Mr. Obama had dinner with President Dmitri A. Medvedev on Monday and lunch with him on Tuesday. But with the second dinner slot unavailable, he ended up having breakfast Tuesday with Prime Minister Vladimir V. Putin, a known night owl not given to American-style early morning business meals.

The Obamas, though, wanted some downtime before getting back on Air Force One to head to Italy for three days of meetings at the Group of 8 summit meeting and, from there, to Ghana for a one-day visit.

Mr. Obama has seemed tired here, several times fumbling the pronunciation of Mr. Medvedev’s name and Mr. Putin’s title. Beginning a speech here, he mistakenly said he first met his wife in school instead of at the law firm where they actually met. And he misstated his younger daughter’s age.

885 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:36am

re: #864 reine.de.tout

ahem.
nyc redneck is a lady, I believe.

lol, it's ok.
i think he was talking to a 3rd grader in my "reset button" scenario.

886 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:41am

re: #882 lawhawk

Well, there's this guy Noah and he was told to build an Ark.

Riiiight!

887 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:46am

re: #803 littleoldlady

Rasmussen polling methods.

{LOL} Hey, I haven't seen you for quite a while. How are you doing?

888 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:58:57am

re: #871 jcm

Never eat square food....

889 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 7:59:22am

re: #880 Mad Al-Jaffee

Little people call for FCC to ban 'midget'

[Link: www.google.com...]

I had a midget friend in high school. He preferred to be called "Mighty Midget."

890 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:00:12am

re: #857 Rancher

Ahmadinejad is consolidating his power grab from the Mullahs by advancing an incredibly bizarre conspiracy theory involving Liz Cheney, George Soros, Muhammad Khatami, Mir Hussein Mousavi, Ayatollah Mehdi Karrubi and many other prominent Iranians from "all Iranian political groups and parties".

A PERILOUS 'CONSPIRACY'

Ha, that must be for purely domestic consumption. Even the New York Times has dismissed Short Shits theories out of hand. Though it might cut some ice with Alex Jones. He and Dinnerjacket are both purveyors of Bad Craziness.

891 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:00:30am

re: #888 CIA Reject

Never eat square food....

Graham Cracker? No Smores?

892 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:00:35am

re: #868 Mad Al-Jaffee

Really? A lady redneck? I didn't know they existed. :)

Excuse me? ? ?


Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
893 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:01:05am

re: #892 redstateredneck

I don't listen to a lot of modern country, but I love that song.

894 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:01:07am

re: #824 realwest

Hello my friend, please see my #708 above. I'm in some pain here but otherwise still rolling along! How are you doing today?

That reminds me, I'm way over due for a cleaning. I'll call to set up and appointment today.

895 VioletTiger  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:02:05am

re: #877 CIA Reject

Cosby at his best!

That's my favorite Cosby routine.

896 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:02:07am

re: #891 Creeping Eruption

Graham Cracker? No Smores?

Well, square fruit anyway...

897 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:02:31am

re: #878 Mad Al-Jaffee

Can one be a redneck and a lady? A redneck and a woman, but certainly not a lady.

/kidding!

Hon ( normal part of redneck vocabulary for everybody)
You are walking on very thin ice.
Very thin.

898 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:02:40am

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

Ha, that must be for purely domestic consumption. Even the New York Times has dismissed Short Shits theories out of hand. Though it might cut some ice with Alex Jones. He and Dinnerjacket are both purveyors of Bad Craziness.

Yeah, he's completely out to lunch. It wasn't Liz Cheney it was Sarah Palin.

/////

Gotta run!

899 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:03:08am

re: #808 NJDhockeyfan
Morning NJDhockeyfan! Good comment but I have to say I've never heard of the source of your link.
How reliable do you think it is?

900 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:03:10am

re: #891 Creeping Eruption

Graham Cracker? No Smores?

No more McDonalds Fish sammiches

901 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:03:23am

re: #887 turn

Hiya, turn! :-)

You don't [sob!] come by for fruitcup anymore [sob!]

/please don't tell me you've been sleeping or I might get jealous...

;-)

902 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:03:39am

re: #829 wintercat

Obama slides to -5


Is there an "extremely strongly disapprove"

903 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:03:58am

re: #897 reine.de.tout

Hon ( normal part of redneck vocabulary for everybody)
You are walking on very thin ice.
Very thin.

Also normal part of Maryland (especially Baltimore area) vocabulary.

904 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:07am

re: #881 sattv4u2

Sat ... tried hitting your nic thru the server, but my email is not configured properly, so I could not get through. And I have to run out for awhile. If you have any suggestion, I'll check in later and work on it.

Thanks ....

905 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:11am

re: #891 Creeping Eruption

Graham Cracker? No Smores?

I'm sorry, but that is unacceptable. You must make chocolate penance.

906 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:32am

re: #902 Eowyn2

Is there an "extremely strongly disapprove"

I think the proper Newspeak term is "doubleplusungood".

907 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:42am

re: #832 Mad Al-Jaffee

Alec Baldwin is considering running for office:

[Link: www.politicsdaily.com...]

saw that yesterday

"I'm not an idiot but I play one on TV?"

908 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:47am

re: #832 Mad Al-Jaffee

Alec Baldwin is considering running for office:

[Link: www.politicsdaily.com...]

It's a mad-mad world mad. Hey, did you see this?

"My first memory of such a case was watching Alec Baldwin in 1998 demand that Henry Hyde, the Republican chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, be stoned to death ..."

[Link: www.salon.com...]

909 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:52am

Jackson's Death Sparks Fierce Debate in Congress

Michael Jackson's death -- and controversial life -- has sparked a fierce debate in Congress, with one Democrat introducing a resolution to honor the King of Pop as a "humanitarian" and a Republican representative blasting America's obsession with a "lowlife."

Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee, D-Texas, is calling on Congress to recognize Jackson as a "global humanitarian and a noted leader in the fight against worldwide hunger and medical crises" and celebrate the King of Pop as "an accomplished contributor to the worlds of arts and entertainment, scientific advances in the treatment of HIV/AIDS, and global food security."

. . .

But while Jackson-Lee is pushing for lawmakers to honor Jackson, one New York congressman has blasted the King of Pop as a "pervert" and called on society to stop "glorifying" the late entertainer in a YouTube video posted Monday.

Rep. Peter King said Jackson -- whom he called a "lowlife" -- is being glorified in the days after his death while society ignores the efforts, of teachers, police officers, firefighters and veterans.

In the two-minute video, King claims the "day in and day out" coverage of Jackson's death is "too politically correct."

"Let's knock out the psychobabble," King said in the video taped outside an American Legion Hall on New York's Long Island. "He was a pervert, a child molester; he was a pedophile. And to be giving this much coverage to him, day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country? I just think we're too politically correct."

/your tax dollars at work, go King!

910 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:04:53am

re: #868 Mad Al-Jaffee

Really? A lady redneck? I didn't know they existed. :)


You should come to Kentucky. I'll show some to you. The one's here have mullets.
//

911 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:05:25am

Heh.

Biden fails to draw crowd in Erie

Wattsburg, Pa. — Vice President Joe Biden visited a small town on the outskirts of Erie today to talk to rural folks about federal stimulus money that can be used to expand broadband access to the Internet for rural areas that typically have poor connections.

Apparently stimulus money and broadband are not all that interesting to the local folk here: Only around 100 or so people have showed up so far to hear Biden talk at noon at Seneca High School off Route 8 in Wattsburg.

The room looked so sparse that about 30 or so chairs were removed by volunteers to give the illusion of a full house.

The effect didn't exactly work.

Alaska’s Sarah Palin Huge Hit in Small New York Town: Crowd of 20,000 Excited to See Palin

H/T Flopping Aces

912 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:05:48am

re: #908 turn

It's a mad-mad world mad. Hey, did you see this?

"My first memory of such a case was watching Alec Baldwin in 1998 demand that Henry Hyde, the Republican chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, be stoned to death ..."

[Link: www.salon.com...]

Yeah, I read most of Paglia's column after it was quoted here today.

I would love to see Baldwin torn to shreds in a debate.

913 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:05:55am

re: #900 sattv4u2

No more McDonalds Fish sammiches

I draw the line there. Must have Mcfish

914 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:06:09am

re: #819 J.D. Hey thanks {J.D.} dentist's office just called - the idiot dentist who said my crown or tooth had turned 50% says "it shouldn't be a problem unless it starts to hurt." No shit.
I saw him BECAUSE IT HURTS!
I need another dentist down here. Someone, ya know, competent.

915 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:06:15am

re: #888 CIA Reject

Never eat square food....

I thought we were supposed to eat three square meals a day?

916 Mithrax  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:06:15am

re: #910 KenJen

You should come to Kentucky. I'll show some to you. The one's here have mullets.
//

sounds like where I live :P

There are three hair colours in these parts: Blonde, Brunette and Peroxide :P

917 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:07:02am

re: #899 realwest

Morning NJDhockeyfan! Good comment but I have to say I've never heard of the source of your link.
How reliable do you think it is?

Don't know. I found it about 10 links ago. I don't know where I found it. The links in the article seemed to back the story so I posted it.

918 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:07:12am

re: #888 CIA Reject

Never eat square food....

re: #913 Creeping Eruption

I draw the line there. Must have Mcfish

What about White Castle sliders. Yum.

919 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:07:15am

re: #900 sattv4u2

No more McDonalds Fish sammiches

I love McDonald's fish sammiches.
With a beer.
Just great.
When I retired, some joker gave me a gift-card to McDonalds.

920 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:07:42am

re: #905 vxbush

I'm sorry, but that is unacceptable. You must make chocolate penance.

My wife and I taught our 4 year old about smores last night. When we asked if he liked it, he just started going "mmmmm . . . [giggle] . . mmmm . . . . [giggle] . . ." He was in speechless delight.

921 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:08:01am

re: #916 Mithrax

sounds like where I live :P

There are three hair colours in these parts: Blonde, Brunette and Peroxide :P

Wasn't that one of the drugs The Gloved One was on?

/////

922 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:08:08am

re: #915 Kosh's Shadow

I thought we were supposed to eat three square meals a day?

Depends on three squares of what. ISTR that Soylent Green came in squares. :-)

No thanks...

923 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:08:15am

re: #913 Creeping Eruption

I draw the line there. Must have Mcfish

I have never even tried one of those. I just don't like the idea of fast food fish. Pluse they put tartar sauce on it, and that stuff looks even worse than mayonaise.

924 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:08:25am

re: #911 NJDhockeyfan

Heh.

Biden fails to draw crowd in Erie

Alaska’s Sarah Palin Huge Hit in Small New York Town: Crowd of 20,000 Excited to See Palin

H/T Flopping Aces

Biden will never equal Palin for star power of charisma. She also mostly knows what she's doing, and he clearly does not.

925 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:08:26am

Hamas Mutawa....
Hamas tries to detain woman walking with man

An attempt by Hamas police to detain a young woman walking with a man along the Gaza beach has raised alarms that the Islamic militant group is seeking to match its political control of the coastal territory with a strict enforcement of Islamic law.
...
Al-Ghoul, 26, said she was spending time with a group of friends — two women and three men — on the northern Gaza shore.

Al-Ghoul is fairly exceptional in Gaza because she does not wear a Muslim headscarf. On that evening she wore jeans and a T-shirt — dress that is considered fairly provocative in Gaza's conservative society and which could have easily attracted the attention of the plain-clothed Hamas vice police who patrol the beaches.

Al-Ghoul swam, fully dressed, with a girlfriend, and then asked a male friend to walk her over to a nearby beach house rented by another couple she knew to shower and change.

Three policemen showed up and waited for al-Ghoul in the beach house garden, said an eyewitness who asked to remain anonymous because of security concerns. They took her identity card and demanded she accompany them to a nearby station — an order she refused.

926 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:09:12am

re: #856 Killgore Trout

I have no clue. Never heard of him before.

Rats! Neither have I - it's why I asked you! LOL! (ouch!).

927 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:09:25am

re: #920 Creeping Eruption

My wife and I taught our 4 year old about smores last night. When we asked if he liked it, he just started going "mmmmm . . . [giggle] . . mmmm . . . . [giggle] . . ." He was in speechless delight.

Ah, you have taught your child well. You shall move up in the chocolate hierarchy for showing such good taste.

928 reine.de.tout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:10:04am

Time for this redneck lady to get a manicure.
It's been such a pleasure to be here this morning, I'm almost running late.

929 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:10:12am

re: #923 Mad Al-Jaffee

I have never even tried one of those. I just don't like the idea of fast food fish. Pluse they put tartar sauce on it, and that stuff looks even worse than mayonaise.

Gods gift to fast food.

930 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:10:37am

re: #910 KenJen

You should come to Kentucky. I'll show some to you. The one's here have mullets.
//

Haha! And will prob'ly whip your ass if you don't like it.

931 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:10:48am

re: #860 Mad Al-Jaffee

Young man. I think YOU need a time out!


Uh, nyc redneck is a woman! And if she gets a "time-out" I hope she spends it with me!

932 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:10:51am

re: #929 Creeping Eruption

Gods gift to fast food.

No, that would be Popeye's fried chicken (spicey!)

933 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:09am

re: #923 Mad Al-Jaffee

I have never even tried one of those. I just don't like the idea of fast food fish. Pluse they put tartar sauce on it, and that stuff looks even worse than mayonaise.

Ugh, and there's little worse than mayonaise. No, I'd avoid the Fillet-O-Fish at all costs, even eating land-based meat products during Lenten Fridays to do so.

934 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:34am

re: #927 vxbush

Ah, you have taught your child well. You shall move up in the chocolate hierarchy for showing such good taste.

Yes. It was a pleasure seeing his marshmallow and chocolate runneth over.

935 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:36am

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

Ha, that must be for purely domestic consumption. Even the New York Times has dismissed Short Shits theories out of hand. Though it might cut some ice with Alex Jones. He and Dinnerjacket are both purveyors of Bad Craziness.


They are setting up the opposition for arrest and probably execution. I've wondered why Ahmadinejad and Khamenei allowed Mousavi and his wife to run the campaign they did and then so obviously steal the election. With a little finesse they could have easily avoided the mess they started but now I think it was designed with this outcome in mind. According to the article I linked 80 people have already been executed, many are under arrest, and others have fled into exile.

936 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:37am

re: #897 reine.de.tout

Hon ( normal part of redneck vocabulary for everybody)
You are walking on very thin ice.
Very thin.

Thesaurus
"Hon"--->Sweets, Cutie, Darlin

937 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:41am

re: #832 Mad Al-Jaffee

Alec Baldwin is considering running for office:

[Link: www.politicsdaily.com...]

We can fill our already loser-filled congress with even more bubble-dwelling insanity.

938 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:11:47am

re: #919 reine.de.tout

I love McDonald's fish sammiches.
With a beer.
Just great.
When I retired, some joker gave me a gift-card to McDonalds.

Mmmmm Filet O' Fish. That's my standard Mickey D's order.

939 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:12:11am

re: #933 Honorary Yooper

Upding for someone else who despises mayonaise.

940 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:12:19am

re: #932 Mad Al-Jaffee

No, that would be Popeye's fried chicken (spicey!)

Mega updings!

941 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:12:53am

re: #920 Creeping Eruption

My wife and I taught our 4 year old about smores last night. When we asked if he liked it, he just started going "mmmmm . . . [giggle] . . mmmm . . . . [giggle] . . ." He was in speechless delight.

My mother made them for us when we were little but she called them "Angels on Horseback". I always like that name better than S'Mores.

942 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:12:57am

re: #914 realwest

{real!
I hope you gave 'em hell!

943 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:13:31am

re: #870 sattv4u2

He is a traditionalist with an impeccable resume

Thank you sattv4u2! Hope you're doing well today!

944 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:13:41am

Right wing extremist of the day....
Hate crime charges filed in alleged attack on Muslim woman, child

According to police statements, Eric Lee Garner, 24, threatened to harm the woman and her 6-month-old son as she waited in line at the Seattle Indian Health Board office on July 1.

Garner, police claim, began yelling at the woman for wearing a headscarf before displaying a sheathed fixed blade knife and threatening to cut her genitals.

"I'm going to cut you and your baby with this knife!" Garner allegedly said. Police say Garner continued to make anti-Muslim remarks throughout the tirade.
....
ollowing his arrest, prosecutors say Garner continued to make threatening statements.

"In this incident, the defendant yelled numerous inflammatory comments about Muslims at a Muslim woman who was a complete stranger," Deputy Prosecutor Val Richey said in court documents. "He told the arresting officers that he had a fully automatic AK-47 that he bought after 9/11 and that he was a white supremacist."

945 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:13:48am

re: #928 reine.de.tout

Time for this redneck lady to get a manicure.
It's been such a pleasure to be here this morning, I'm almost running late.

Girl, you got to get your nails did!
;-)

946 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:13:57am

re: #941 redstateredneck

S'mores is a perfect name. You always want some more when you are done.

947 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:14:03am

re: #941 redstateredneck

My mother made them for us when we were little but she called them "Angels on Horseback". I always like that name better than S'Mores.

I have never heard them call that. Is it a regionalism?

948 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:14:10am

re: #901 littleoldlady

Hiya, turn! :-)

You don't [sob!] come by for fruitcup anymore [sob!]

/please don't tell me you've been sleeping or I might get jealous...

;-)

I miss your fruitcup for sure! No, you might not be able to tell by my posting but I'm actually awake. Nap time there?

949 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:14:23am

:

Apparently India and China are not going to limit their growth by agreeing to limit CO2 emissions, and as the largest producers of C02, if the US signs on alone, we are pretty much guaranteed economic disaster with zippo effect on the environment.

This from Powerline

"The implications for Waxman-Markey, a version of which will soon be taken up by the Senate, are huge. If India and China--the world's biggest emitter of CO2--decline to limit their carbon emissions, it is impossible to claim that Waxman-Markey will have any discernible impact on the Earth's climate, even if you buy the anthropogenic global warming hoax hook, line and sinker. The only impact the bill could have would be to hobble America's economy and pave the way for China and India to replace the U.S. as the economic superpowers of the 21st century.

The great advantage India and China have over the U.S. is that their elites have not gone suicidal. Those nations have no intention of sacrificing their economic well-being on the global warming altar. Undoubtedly the leading scientists in both countries have advised their governments that AGW is pseudo-science fueled by power-hungry politicians and charlatans like Al Gore, who has gotten rich by pretending to believe that burning gasoline will destroy the Earth, while relaxing aboard a gasoline-burning houseboat the length of a football field.

At this point, anyone who votes for tax-and-trade can no longer pretend that the bill has anything to do with climate. Rather, it is a vote that no manufacturing jobs should be created in the U.S., and that in the future, all such employment will belong to Chinese and Indian workers."

This from me:
But, then again, isn't that Obama's plan?

950 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:14:42am

re: #918 KenJen

What about White Castle sliders. Yum.

I can state for the record that I have NEVER set foot in a White Castle restaurant while sober.

I suspect that many here can make the same claim...

951 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:14:44am

re: #939 Mad Al-Jaffee

Upding for someone else who despises mayonaise.

It's horrible stuff. WTF convinced people that mayonaise was actually edible? A dare? Pardon me wile I stick to my mustards and barbeque sauces.

952 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:15:20am

re: #947 vxbush

I have never heard them call that. Is it a regionalism?

Maybe...we're from Missouri.

953 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:15:44am

re: #935 Rancher

They are setting up the opposition for arrest and probably execution. I've wondered why Ahmadinejad and Khamenei allowed Mousavi and his wife to run the campaign they did and then so obviously steal the election. With a little finesse they could have easily avoided the mess they started but now I think it was designed with this outcome in mind. According to the article I linked 80 people have already been executed, many are under arrest, and others have fled into exile.

Then that settles it: Obama won't even get his meeting. The wave of show-trials will keep him from calling for it.

954 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:16:00am

re: #911 NJDhockeyfan

Heh.

Biden fails to draw crowd in Erie

Alaska’s Sarah Palin Huge Hit in Small New York Town: Crowd of 20,000 Excited to See Palin

H/T Flopping Aces

sarah is of the people. and they relate to her so much more than they relate to o and his nebulous boring platitudes. she has a message that will expose o for the anti-american commie that he is. she will bring the facts and explain what o is doing to destroy our country.
her crowds will be huge everywhere she goes.
this is why the left wants to annihilate her.

955 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:16:16am

re: #952 redstateredneck

Maybe...we're from Missouri.

Or else it was just a "Francesism".

956 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:16:45am

re: #909 Killian Bundy

Hey KB, if they pass that they should pass a resolution to condemn child molesters too. The people who vote no on that resolution will be called racist by Al and Jesse for sure.

957 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:16:56am

re: #950 CIA Reject

I can state for the record that I have NEVER set foot in a White Castle restaurant while sober.

I suspect that many here can make the same claim...

I have, once. I'll pass on the sliders unless I want to grease my innards.

958 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:17:13am

re: #897 reine.de.tout

Hon ( normal part of redneck vocabulary for everybody)
You are walking on very thin ice.
Very thin.


Yes he is, sugah, yes he is!
:)

959 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:17:54am

re: #951 Honorary Yooper

It's horrible stuff. WTF convinced people that mayonaise was actually edible? A dare? Pardon me wile I stick to my mustards and barbeque sauces.

French's spicey brown mustard just doesn't cut it on a BLT!

960 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:17:57am

BBL

961 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:18:01am

re: #953 Dark_Falcon

Then that settles it: Obama won't even get his meeting. The wave of show-trials will keep him from calling for it.

Wanna bet? Shooting dead an unarmed young lady in front of the whole world didn't deter him one bit.

962 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:18:29am

re: #961 Rancher

Wanna bet? Shooting dead an unarmed young lady in front of the whole world didn't deter him one bit.

She committed suicide anyway./

963 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:18:41am

re: #959 sattv4u2

French's spicey brown mustard just doesn't cut it on a BLT!

That's what KC Masterpiece is for. :-)

964 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:18:52am

re: #910 KenJen

You should come to Kentucky. I'll show some to you. The one's here have mullets.
//

Morning jen, isn't that the thing that hangs from a chicken's neck? I googled it and the top of the list was a haircut of all things.

965 littleoldlady  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:18:58am

re: #948 turn

Nap time there?

Yeah, I guess so. Got up at 2:30 am and I want to catch a 2 hr webinar scheduled for 8 pm tonight. Don't think I'll make it 'til 10 pm otherwise.

GREAT seeing you, turn! :-)

*p00f*!

966 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:19:02am

re: #950 CIA Reject

I can state for the record that I have NEVER set foot in a White Castle restaurant while sober.

I suspect that many here can make the same claim...

But where else are you going to see Doogie Howser?

967 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:19:07am

re: #950 CIA Reject

I can state for the record that I have NEVER set foot in a White Castle restaurant while sober.

I suspect that many here can make the same claim...

I have never been to a White Castle (don't have 'em in Maryland) but I don't think I ever went to Little Tavern sober.

968 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:19:17am

re: #959 sattv4u2

French's spicey brown mustard just doesn't cut it on a BLT!

Try Miracle Whip.

969 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:19:31am

re: #944 Killgore Trout

Right wing extremist of the day....
Hate crime charges filed in alleged attack on Muslim woman, child

The Bad Craziness is spreading. Woe that I should live in such times!

970 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:19:35am

Reporter's notebook: Boiling emotions in China

URUMQI, China (CNN) -- Han Chinese protesters were out in the streets, not far from our hotel near the People's Square, on Tuesday. A lot of the Han Chinese own shops in the area and there are some hospitals in the vicinity.

When we saw the protesters marching in the streets, we simply followed them. It was, in a way, a little dicey, because obviously there was raw emotion among them. There is also raw emotion on the part of the Uyghurs. So, we had to keep in mind safety and security. In fact, while we were shooting pictures for our report, some of the protesters turned to us and told us, "stop shooting, stop shooting."

We saw hundreds of Han Chinese holding sticks and pipes basically calling for severe punishment of the Uyghurs, who they say committed serious crimes during Sunday's deadly rioting.

The Han Chinese protesters also say they are out to defend themselves if they have to. I saw policemen and local officials trying to talk to them and convince the crowd to disperse. We haven't heard about any serious confrontations between the Han Chinese protesters and Uyghurs, but we heard that the police dispersed protesters in some places using tear gas

971 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:20:01am

re: #968 kansas

Try Miracle Whip.

...from the gods... hmmmmmm.

972 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:20:04am

re: #951 Honorary Yooper

The odd thing is I love eggs. You would think I would enjoy a product that came from them, but nope. I also don't like cucumbers but I love dill pickles.

973 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:20:59am

re: #969 Dark_Falcon

The Bad Craziness is spreading. Woe that I should live in such times!

Or the bad craziness against Muslims is being reported while the Muslim bad crazy is not. Just sayin.

974 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:10am

re: #912 Mad Al-Jaffee

I hadn't thought of his rant with his daughter for a long time either until it was brought up here today. Yeah, the debate might end up in a real rant.

975 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:16am

re: #968 kansas

Try Miracle Whip.

My kids hate it when we go to Missouri to visit because all the restaurants in my home town use Miracle Whip instead of mayo. That and the fact that they can't get sweet tea is enough to send them packing for home!

976 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:16am

re: #962 kansas

She committed suicide anyway./

Actually she was killed as part of the conspiracy, I forget by who, probably the Mossad. Hillary seems to be in the doghouse BTW. Apparently she wanted a stronger reaction from Obama during the crackdown so was told she couldn't go to Russia.

977 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:38am

re: #959 sattv4u2

French's spicey brown mustard just doesn't cut it on a BLT!

No, but Batampte kosher mustard does. Kosher mustard and bacon - perfect together!

978 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:44am

re: #969 Dark_Falcon

I'd usually be a little suspicious of that story but the statement are from police and prosecutors. Not just CAIR and unnamed witnesses. Washington and Oregon seem to have more that our fair share of Neo-Nazis.

979 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:46am

re: #968 kansas

Try Miracle Whip.

Gag. Gimme some ketchup instead.

980 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:21:57am

re: #884 NJDhockeyfan

President Zero has pissed off the Russians already.

Family Night for Obamas Miffs Some in Moscow

The critics would have eaten a republican alive for any one of these things (particularly a woman republican from the great north west).

981 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:22:22am

re: #962 kansas

She committed suicide anyway./

No, the CIA killed her. The Jewish CIA!

982 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:22:24am

re: #975 redstateredneck

My kids hate it when we go to Missouri to visit because all the restaurants in my home town use Miracle Whip instead of mayo. That and the fact that they can't get sweet tea is enough to send them packing for home!

No sweet tea? Blasphemy I say.

983 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:22:49am

re: #931 realwest

Uh, nyc redneck is a woman! And if she gets a "time-out" I hope she spends it with me!

lol, hey {real, ok.
i'll fry you up some squirrel and make some biscuits and gravy.
:D

984 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:05am

re: #939 Mad Al-Jaffee

Upding for someone else who despises mayonaise.

Mayonnaise is real good on club and blt sammiches.
It's so fwench!

985 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:18am


intolerantbass
I didnt know Kenny G played bass .
986 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:18am

re: #982 kansas

No sweet tea? Blasphemy I say.

Oh, and also all the restaurants have Pepsi instead of Coke.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! ! !

987 BlueCanuck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:25am

re: #983 nyc redneck

Yummmm, squirrel........ :)

988 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:25am

re: #964 turn

Morning jen, isn't that the thing that hangs from a chicken's neck? I googled it and the top of the list was a haircut of all things.

Morn turn. Think Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Short on top long in the back. Women here tend to perm the long part. It's stunning./ No offense to any Lizard sporting a mullet.

989 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:25am

re: #979 Honorary Yooper

Gag. Gimme some ketchup instead.

On BLT? I like real mayo, or miracle whip, but BBQ sauce? Ugh. Mustard would be better, nothing would be best.

990 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:23:39am

re: #897 reine.de.tout

Hon ( normal part of redneck vocabulary for everybody)
You are walking on very thin ice.
Very thin.

reine ... Hey! ... did you hear we have RESET BUTTONS now? ... cool, huh ...

Hon ... is a term used very often in the south ... the only time I absolutely cannot stand for someone to say it to me is ... if it is being used in a condescending way by a non-southern person especially a female (there is one here who does it) ... then it gives me the choux rouge ... LOL ...

991 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:24:00am

re: #976 Rancher

Actually she was killed as part of the conspiracy, I forget by who, probably the Mossad. Hillary seems to be in the doghouse BTW. Apparently she wanted a stronger reaction from Obama during the crackdown so was told she couldn't go to Russia.

I think Hillary got benched the day she accepted Secy of State.

992 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:24:28am

re: #977 Mad Al-Jaffee

No, but Batampte kosher mustard does. Kosher mustard and bacon - perfect together!

Tain't the bacon/ mustard combo that worries me. It's the Lettuce-tomatoe with mustard thats unappealing

993 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:24:34am

re: #988 KenJen

Short on top long in the back.

Business in the front and party in the back.
:D

994 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:24:46am

re: #991 wintercat

I think Hillary got benched the day she accepted Secy of State.


LOL, I think you're right.

995 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:25:26am

re: #981 Mad Al-Jaffee

No, the CIA killed her. The Jewish CIA!

The Cohen Intelligence Agency

996 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:25:37am

re: #942 J.D.

{real!
I hope you gave 'em hell!


UH, what's with the one handed hug again? Sheesh. No I didn't give him hell YET - I may need to go see him again!

997 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:25:48am

re: #988 KenJen

Morn turn. Think Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Short on top long in the back. Women here tend to perm the long part. It's stunning./ No offense to any Lizard sporting a mullet.

Oh, it is a hair cut. Well now that leaves me wondering what the hell you call that thing hanging from a chicken's neck ...

998 turn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:26:25am

ok, caught up. Now to get some work done. bbl

999 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:26:25am

re: #993 redstateredneck

Business in the front and party in the back.
:D

Ha Ha! That was on the tip of my tounge. Joe Dirt right?

1000 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:27:08am

re: #996 realwest

UH, what's with the one handed hug again? Sheesh. No I didn't give him hell YET - I may need to go see him again!

{real} !
I have figured out the phenomenon of the one handed hug. If there is not a space between the right side of the hug and the next character, it cuts your arm off. Seriously.

1001 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:27:09am

re: #990 JacksonTn

You would probably like Baltimore.

[Link: honfest.net...]

1002 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:27:22am

re: #997 turn

Oh, it is a hair cut. Well now that leaves me wondering what the hell you call that thing hanging from a chicken's neck ...

A wattle.

1003 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:27:49am

re: #996 realwest

{real}
There!
LOL

1004 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:28:03am

re: #999 KenJen

Ha Ha! That was on the tip of my tounge. Joe Dirt right?

The mullet king, hisself!

1005 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:28:13am

re: #987 BlueCanuck

Yummmm, squirrel........ :)

and i fry it in a cast iron skillet.
i don't make it in a pop corn popper.
:D

1006 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:28:26am

Looks like Obama carries on the tradition....
Did U.S. okay Israel construction of 2,500 settlement homes?

Israel had won agreement from the United States for the continued construction of 2,500 housing units in settlements in the West Bank, despite U.S. calls for a freeze, according to the Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv.

Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev said the United States and Israel have been trying to find common ground on the sensitive settlement issue, but he had no comment on the front-page report of a deal.

1007 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:28:39am

re: #1001 Mad Al-Jaffee

You would probably like Baltimore.

[Link: honfest.net...]

MAJ ... that is so funny ... there is a festival for everything ... I like it! ... but I LOVE Baltimore for the crab cakes! ... I go there twice a year on business and get massive amounts of crab cakes ... yum ...

1008 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:29:14am

re: #995 Kosh's Shadow

The Cohen Intelligence Agency

[snicker]

1009 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:29:15am

re: #1002 wintercat

A wattle.

We also have women with wattles here in KY.
/

1010 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:29:44am

re: #1002 wintercat

A wattle.

Chicks have wittle wattles.

1011 Baier  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:29:52am

re: #1006 Killgore Trout

Looks like Obama carries on the tradition....
Did U.S. okay Israel construction of 2,500 settlement homes?

I'm glad the US has agreed to let Israel build on her own land. /
I wish Israel would tell Obama to stuff it.

1012 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:03am

re: #1007 JacksonTn

MAJ ... that is so funny ... there is a festival for everything ... I like it! ... but I LOVE Baltimore for the crab cakes! ... I go there twice a year on business and get massive amounts of crab cakes ... yum ...

You are shellfish if you don't share them.......

1013 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:12am

Everything I know about Baltimore I learned from John Waters.
:D

1014 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:17am

re: #983 nyc redneck

lol, hey {real, ok.
i'll fry you up some squirrel and make some biscuits and gravy.
:D

Another one handed hug! Sheeesh!
And while I'll pass on the squirrel (it DOESN'T taste like chicken) I'm have the biscuits and gravy, please!:)

1015 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:22am

Any Philly Lizards on now? ... I have to go there in a couple weeks on biz ... want to ask question ... Thanks! ...

1016 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:22am

re: #1009 KenJen

We also have women with wattles here in KY.
/

I can recommend a good plastic surgeon for that.

1017 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:55am

re: #983 nyc redneck

lol, hey {real, ok.
i'll fry you up some squirrel and make some biscuits and gravy.
:D

oooops, sorry abt. that one armed hug.
{real}

1018 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:56am

re: #997 turn

Oh, it is a hair cut. Well now that leaves me wondering what the hell you call that thing hanging from a chicken's neck ...

Would that be a capon its neck?

1019 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:30:59am

re: #1010 J.D.

Chicks have wittle wattles.

Weebles wattle but they don't fall down.

1020 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:31:53am

re: #1018 Spare O'Lake

Would that be a capon its neck?

LOL!

1021 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:32:08am

re: #1012 LGoPs

You are shellfish if you don't share them.......

Lgop ... LOL ... ya'll do it ... I cannot even compete with the puns ...

1022 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:32:45am

re: #992 sattv4u2

Tain't the bacon/ mustard combo that worries me. It's the Lettuce-tomatoe with mustard thats unappealing

Lettuce-tomato with mustard is just fine (as is BBQ sauce). It's what you have on a burger, so why not a BLT?
If it's a hot dog, just leave out the ketchup, please.

1023 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:32:47am

re: #968 kansas

Try Miracle Whip.

Two of my sons are addicted to Miracle Whip. NY Nana was so sweet, she sent my son a quart jar of Miracle Whip when he was in the IDF.

1024 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:32:53am

re: #1018 Spare O'Lake

Would that be a capon its neck?

A capon is rooster who is now a chicken, kind of. If you get my drift.

1025 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:32:58am

re: #1009 KenJen

We also have women with wattles here in KY.
/

When a woman has a wattle she should get some better shoes.

1026 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:33:01am

re: #1000 redstateredneck
"If there is not a space between the right side of the hug and the next character, it cuts your arm off. Seriously."
OMG! That is serious! LOL! (ouch!).

1027 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:33:09am

re: #1021 JacksonTn

Lgop ... LOL ... ya'll do it ... I cannot even compete with the puns ...

It's a Cod given talent I have......
:)

1028 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:33:42am

re: #1019 KenJen

Weebles wattle but they don't fall down.

Oh... I'm too young to remember weebles...
/

1029 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:33:44am

re: #1027 LGoPs

It's a Cod given talent I have......
:)

Are you fishing for compliments?

1030 sattv4u2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:01am

re: #1022 Honorary Yooper

Lettuce-tomato with mustard is just fine (as is BBQ sauce). It's what you have on a burger, so why not a BLT?
If it's a hot dog, just leave out the ketchup, please.

No I don't!

1031 realwest  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:10am

re: #1003 J.D.
Thankew kindly {J.D.!

1032 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:10am

re: #1029 wintercat

Trolling....

1033 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:15am

re: #1006 Killgore Trout

Looks like Obama carries on the tradition....
Did U.S. okay Israel construction of 2,500 settlement homes?

Hopefully, we did OK those houses. They are needed and should be built.

1034 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:24am

re: #1029 wintercat

Are you fishing for compliments?

I sure am, chum

1035 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:28am

re: #1021 JacksonTn

Lgop ... LOL ... ya'll do it ... I cannot even compete with the puns ...

You're just fish'in for a compliment.

1036 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:31am

re: #1026 realwest

"If there is not a space between the right side of the hug and the next character, it cuts your arm off. Seriously."
OMG! That is serious! LOL! (ouch!).

I have done an in-depth analysis of the one armed hug and that's what I've come up with.

1037 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:34:59am

re: #1034 LGoPs

I sure am, chum

I thought I smelt that.

1038 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:35:19am

re: #1007 JacksonTn

You should go to a crab house and get steamed crabs. Go with someone who can show you how to pick them. It's a real Maryland experience.

1039 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:35:47am

re: #1037 wintercat

I thought I smelt that.

From my perch up here, I can see that.......

1040 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:35:56am

re: #1031 {realwest}

Thankew kindly {J.D.!

Welp... there went your right arm!
Can't say you weren't warned!
LOL

1041 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:36:24am

re: #1005 nyc redneck

and i fry it in a cast iron skillet.
i don't make it in a pop corn popper.
:D

Cast iron is a gift from the cooking gods. I love my skillet and dutch oven.

1042 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:36:29am

Off the food topic:
WASHINGTON - Former Bush White House official Karl Rove was questioned by House Judiciary Committee lawyers Tuesday on any role he may have played in politically motivated firings of U.S. attorneys.

Committee Chairman John Conyers, D-Mich., confirmed Rove's closed-door appearance through a committee spokesman who was not authorized to be quoted by name.

The committee has been seeking answers on who created the list of federal prosecutors who would lose their jobs. Conyers has suspected the trail led to the White House but couldn't prove it. Former President George W. Bush asserted executive privilege for Rove and former White House lawyer Harriet Miers and refused to let them testify.

How many prosecutors did Clinton and now Obama fire? Hmmmmm. What a waste of time. Course might keep those crooks from effing up the economy for a minute.

1043 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:36:48am

re: #1040 J.D.

Welp... there went your right arm!
Can't say you weren't warned!
LOL

Tha's what I'm talkin' about! ! !

1044 albusteve  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:36:54am

re: #1015 JacksonTn

Any Philly Lizards on now? ... I have to go there in a couple weeks on biz ... want to ask question ... Thanks! ...

all you ever need to know about Philly

[Link: www.hollyeats.com...]

1045 wintercat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:16am

re: #1039 LGoPs

From my perch up here, I can see that.......

I should have known better than to tackle you when it comes to puns...

1046 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:26am

re: #1013 redstateredneck

Everything I know about Baltimore I learned from John Waters.
:D

You should find out more from watching Barry Levison, Homicide and The Wire.

1047 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:37am
1048 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:40am

re: #1041 Mad Al-Jaffee

Cast iron is a gift from the cooking gods. I love my skillet and dutch oven.

Absolutely necessary in making a pone of cornbread (among other southern foods).

1049 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:15am

re: #923 Mad Al-Jaffee

I have never even tried one of those. I just don't like the idea of fast food fish. Pluse they put tartar sauce on it, and that stuff looks even worse than mayonaise.

Fish and Chips
The original Fast Food

1050 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:28am

re: #1045 wintercat

I should have known better than to tackle you when it comes to puns...

I bet you think you're reel funny.

1051 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:40:09am

re: #1038 Mad Al-Jaffee

You should go to a crab house and get steamed crabs. Go with someone who can show you how to pick them. It's a real Maryland experience.

MaJ ... I learned to pick crabs while still in a highchair LOL ... in my family if you didn't learn to pick crabs, shrimp and crawfish early ... you did not eat because no one would pick them for you ... and I did not pick them for my son ...

Maryland Steamed Crabs are so delish! ... I do eat them also when I go to Baltimore ... we usually go to all-you-can-eat places and believe me they are glad when we leave! ... Maryland crabs are a different experience than New Orleans crab boils ... but I love them both ...

Now I am so hungry for crabs I cannot stand it! ...

1052 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:40:12am

re: #1049 Eowyn2

Fish and Chips
The original Fast Food

Yeah, with salt and vinegar. When I lived in England, that and Indian food was pretty much all I ate. :)

1053 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:42am

re: #1052 Mad Al-Jaffee

Yeah, with salt and vinegar. When I lived in England, that and Indian food was pretty much all I ate. :)

No bubble and squeak? Toad in the hole? Spotted Dick?

/

1054 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:48am

re: #1051 JacksonTn

I've been picking crabs since I was very young. When I was a kid in the 70s they were really cheap and plentiful. Not anymore.

1055 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:05am

re: #1042 kansas

How many prosecutors did Clinton and now Obama fire? Hmmmmm. What a waste of time. Course might keep those crooks from effing up the economy for a minute.

So what if it was political? Can they investigate something that's not even illegal if true? Or more to the point, how long does Bush Derangement Syndrome last? Move on already people, the fashionable LLL elite are concentrating on Sarah now. Letterman for instance had a bunch of new jokes last night.

1056 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:29am

re: #1053 OldLineTexan

No bubble and squeak? Toad in the hole? Spotted Dick?

/

I avoided most British food when I was there.

1057 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:13am

re: #986 redstateredneck

Oh, and also all the restaurants have Pepsi instead of Coke.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! ! !

In my South, that's pronounced "Ko-cola". Emphasis on the first syllable.

1058 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:41am

re: #1057 Son of the Black Dog

In my South, that's pronounced "Ko-cola". Emphasis on the first syllable.

I'm in Mississippi. All sodas are co-cola or a cold drink. I said coke for the benefit of those less fortunate LGFer's who don't speak southern.
;-)

1059 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:53am

re: #988 KenJen

Morn turn. Think Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Short on top long in the back. Women here tend to perm the long part. It's stunning./ No offense to any Lizard sporting a mullet.

Anyone here who has a mullet, please raise your hand. (and I don't mean fish.)

1060 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:46:27am

re: #1059 Son of the Black Dog

Anyone here who has a mullet, please raise your hand. (and I don't mean fish.)

I have in the past, but not now.

1061 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:47:45am

re: #1058 redstateredneck

I'm in Mississippi. All sodas are co-cola or a cold drink. I said coke for the benefit of those less fortunate LGFer's who don't speak southern.
;-)

rsrn ... lol ... I was just about to post that "cold drink" ... that is what everything was called when I was a kid ...

1062 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:48:52am

re: #1061 JacksonTn

rsrn ... lol ... I was just about to post that "cold drink" ... that is what everything was called when I was a kid ...

"Gitcher po' ole tired daddy a cold drink, heah?"
You would know by the time of day whether to fetch a co-cola or a beer.

1063 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:34am

re: #1061 JacksonTn

I remember once having a babysitter who was originally from the midwest. Confused the hell out of me when she asked if I wanted a pop.

1064 redstateredneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:58am

re: #1063 Mad Al-Jaffee

I remember once having a babysitter who was originally from the midwest. Confused the hell out of me when she asked if I wanted a pop.

Hell, no, bitch!

1065 J.S.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:51:12am

Daniel Pipes has written a provocative article about Iraq and the possible ramifications accruing from the U.S. pull-out from major cities..Pipes is not optimistic...(I agree with his assessment).

1066 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:00:50am

re: #1065 J.S.

Daniel Pipes has written a provocative article about Iraq and the possible ramifications accruing from the U.S. pull-out from major cities..Pipes is not optimistic...(I agree with his assessment).


Link

1067 Joshua Cohen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:50:19pm

re: #995 Kosh's Shadow

The Cohen Intelligence Agency

Are you talking about my mother? ;)


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