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1 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:07am

Do we know who’s next in line?

2 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:32am

Oh please let it be so.

3 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:43am

He has a son, doesn’t he?

4 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:37:48am

I cannot work up the sympathy for him.

5 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:38:20am

His physical health is catching up to his mental health

6 kansas  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:38:21am

Looks older than 67.

7 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:38:22am

Kim Jong looks Il.

8 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:38:29am

We’re all dying. Some of us can’t die fast enough for the rest of us. L’il Kim’s demise can’t come fast enough.

In L’il Kim’s case, millions have suffered at the hands of the hermit dictator with the taste for the bizarre. Millions more are threatened at the whim of a dictator who would appear to have more in common with a 2-year old throwing a temper tantrum because he isn’t getting enough attention.

9 WinterCat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:38:30am

Dying to start a war, more like.

10 JohnnyReb  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:09am

If he dies he has already appointed his son as his successor. The son who thinks he is a Korean Rap star. God help us because he is crazier than his dad.

11 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:10am

re: #3 J.D.

He has a son, doesn’t he?

I don’t think so.

12 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:22am

Perhaps the next leader will be a good enough person to open up the society so at the very least the people can eat some food.

13 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:31am

re: #9 WinterCat

Dying to start a war, more like.

That would be his farewell present to the world.

14 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:31am

So much destruction to wage and so little time….
/// *spit*

15 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:39:49am

I hope he’s ok. I was looking forward to seeing him in the sequel to “Team America.”

16 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:40:25am

re: #1 Killgore Trout

Do we know who’s next in line?



Reuter’s article with a cast of characters.

Speculation, of course.

17 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:40:48am

re: #11 Killgore Trout

I don’t think so.

Kim’s three sons and his son-in-law, along with O Kuk-ryol, an army general, have been noted as possible successors, but the North Korean government has been wholly silent on this issue.


[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

18 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:40:56am

re: #11 Killgore Trout

I don’t think so.

Three, apparently.

19 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:08am

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

I hope he’s ok. I was looking forward to seeing him in the sequel to “Team America.”

Heh. I wonder if he gets royalties for the movie?
/

20 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:21am

Wasn’t much difference between Fidel and Raul - doubt much difference in Il and Un.

21 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:43am

His inability to reign control over his health like he’s had over much everything else must infuriate this madman. He’s especially dangerous right now.

22 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:55am

re: #15 Walter L. Newton

I hope he’s ok. I was looking forward to seeing him in the sequel to “Team America.”

He wooden miss that!

23 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:41:57am

He appears to be circling the drain

24 Dan G.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:03am

Faster, faster, dye faster, asshole!

25 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:07am

re: #3 J.D.

He has a son, doesn’t he?

Ah, you’re right. He does have kids…..
Successor

Kim’s three sons and his son-in-law, along with O Kuk-ryol, an army general, have been noted as possible successors, but the North Korean government has been wholly silent on this issue.[74] South Korean media have suggested Kim is grooming his son Kim Jong-chul, while defectors and Western media have suggested the possibility of his youngest known son Kim Jong-un who is described to be “just like his father”, has the exact same political views and his explosive tempers,[citation needed] but Kim Yong Hyun, a political expert at the Institute for North Korean Studies at Seoul’s Dongguk University, has said, “Even the North Korean establishment would not advocate a continuation of the family dynasty at this point.”[75] Kim’s eldest son Kim Jong-nam was earlier believed to be the designated heir but he appears to have fallen out of favor after being arrested at Narita International Airport near Tokyo in 2001 while traveling on a forged passport.[76]

On 2 June 2009, it was reported that Kim Jong Il’s youngest son, Jong Un, was to be North Korea’s next leader.[77] Like his father and grandfather, he has also been given a nickname, The Brilliant Comrade.[78]

26 Dan G.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:17am

err. die.

27 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:22am

re: #10 JohnnyReb

If he dies he has already appointed his son as his successor. The son who thinks he is a Korean Rap star. God help us because he is crazier than his dad.

The Crazy runs strong in that family.

28 vxbush  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:22am

That’s a serious loss of weight from the pictures of him late last year.

29 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:42am

re: #17 J.D.

Thanks, I was slow on that one.

30 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:42:51am

May North Korea enter a new chapter when he dies, whenever that may be. And before he dies, may he repent of his misdeeds and may The Lord forgive him.

31 J.D.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:43:21am

re: #29 Killgore Trout

Thanks, I was slow on that one.

I wouldn’t have known except it came up the other day somewhere.

32 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:43:24am

re: #19 LGoPs

Heh. I wonder if he gets royalties for the movie?
/

We keep trying to send him Alec Baldwin

33 KenJen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:43:27am

re: #18 OldLineTexan

Three, apparently.

“My Three Sons” staring Kim Jong Il.

34 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:43:40am

re: #19 LGoPs

Heh. I wonder if he gets royalties for the movie?
/

No one did. They used the images with out permission and NO ONE complained except Sean Penn. No sense of humor I guess.

35 Grand Poobah  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:03am

In a world where three celebrities died in a week, I wonder why couldn’t three assholes have followed suit?

Ameni-dinner jacket, Kim Il, and [insert some other malicious dope here].


It just doesn’t make sense. Of course, their deaths wouldn’t mean a thing. “People get the government they deserve,” and in North Korea’s case, they are trained from birth to love their government.

I just feel sorry for the students in Iran, it is a case of 1984 in there. No matter how much popular support you have, an unarmed populace cannot stand against a thugocracy supported by Allah, of course.

36 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:15am

That is the picture of one sick and man going downhill. The power struggle will be interesting after he shuffles off the mortal coil. His brother-in-law has hots for the top spot.

37 Shug  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:29am

His three sons

Prince kim the II
Pyongyang
Prince Kim the III ( aka basket)

38 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:32am

re: #18 OldLineTexan

Three, apparently.

How can he have any kids when he has No Dong?

39 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:32am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

No one did. They used the images with out permission and NO ONE complained except Sean Penn. No sense of humor I guess.

Must be a conservative. I heard conservatives have no sense of humor.

40 Dan G.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:37am

re: #35 Grand Poobah

Chavez

41 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:42am

Semi-OT: White House among targets of sweeping cyber attack

The powerful attack that overwhelmed computers at U.S. and South Korean government agencies for days was even broader than initially realized, also targeting the White House, the Pentagon and the New York Stock Exchange.

Other targets of the attack included the National Security Agency, Homeland Security Department, State Department, the Nasdaq stock market and The Washington Post, according to an early analysis of the malicious software used in the attacks. Many of the organizations appeared to successfully blunt the sustained computer assaults.

The Associated Press obtained the target list from security experts analyzing the attacks. It was not immediately clear who might be responsible or what their motives were. South Korean intelligence officials believe the attacks were carried out by North Korea or pro-Pyongyang forces.

42 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:45am

re: #30 Dark_Falcon

May North Korea enter a new chapter when he dies, whenever that may be. And before he dies, may he repent of his misdeeds and may The Lord forgive him.

If there is a God, I cannot believe a man as this will be forgiven. Sorry.

43 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:44:50am

He’s probably planning a funeral that will be bigger than the gloved one’s.

44 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:20am

re: #1 Killgore Trout

Do we know who’s next in line?

Kim Jong III?

45 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:20am

re: #38 Kosh’s Shadow

How can he have any kids when he has No Dong?

He’s always launching a Dong!

46 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:34am

re: #35 Grand Poobah

Just a little advice, we don’t commonly wish for the death of anyone on LGF. It may get you deleted.

47 bj1126  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:46am

Is it too soon to make Michael Jackson comparisons here?

48 J.S.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:45:57am

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Yeah. He has three sons …here’s a wiki entry about his possible successors…

49 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:46:23am

re: #12 Dahveed

Perhaps the next leader will be a good enough person to open up the society so at the very least the people can eat some food.

don’t bet on it

50 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:46:31am

re: #39 OldLineTexan

Must be a conservative. I heard conservatives have no sense of humor.

As a conservative I must object to that and say “I’m terribly sorry but I’m going to have to shoot you”
*channeling John Cleese*

51 onslow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:47:00am

A bowl of tree bark soup would restore his health.

52 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:47:51am

Why doesn’t he be a good boy and just die already. /Bond. James Bond

53 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:47:57am

Maybe he is suffering from radiation sickness; he wanted to try some yellowcake but no one was brave enough to tell him it isn’t edible.
//////

54 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:48:50am

re: #52 lawhawk

Why doesn’t he be a good boy and just die already. /Bond. James Bond

Really. Do we want to make comment wishing someone’s death? Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem right.

55 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:11am

The world will be a better place with him gone.

56 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:22am

He should get off the Atkins diet right away.

57 Rancher  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:48am

Kim Jong Un is set to take over, he was recently appointed head of the spy agency.

Pyongyang’s State Security Department is the backbone of Kim’s harsh rule over the totalitarian nation. It keeps a close watch over government agencies, the military and ordinary people for any signs of dissent. It also engages in spy missions abroad.

The move to put Kim Jong Un in charge of the agency illustrates the elder Kim’s concern about any possible backlash that the father-to-son succession could prompt, the Dong-a said. It said the North plans to bolster the agency by putting the country’s 100,000-strong border-guarding force under its arm.

58 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:50am

re: #54 Walter L. Newton

You’re probably right about that. Besides, for all we know, his successor will be even worse.

59 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:49:57am

re: #55 Sharmuta

The world will be a better place with him gone.

Ok, got my answer, I’m outnumbered.

60 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:50:11am

Is it too early to send my condolences?
/

61 WinterCat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:51:00am

re: #13 NJDhockeyfan

That would be his farewell present to the world.

A very real prospect. He is at the end of the line. This would be a tremendous parting shot and he would go to eternity thinking that he got back at the world. Like one of those insane shooters who take out 20 or so people before they turn the gun on themselves.

He is one scary dude.

62 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:52:02am

re: #54 Walter L. Newton

Really. Do we want to make comment wishing someone’s death? Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem right.

Il would be happy to see all of us dead, preferably in a nuclear wasteland.

63 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:52:24am

re: #42 unrealizedviewpoint

If there is a God, I cannot believe a man as this will be forgiven. Sorry.

I believe in Hell, but I don’t want anyone to go there. I will always pray that a person who has done evil has repented and found forgiveness. It is the right and moral thing to pray for.

64 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:52:53am

Meanwhile, this is what we’re stuck with over here

Budget Battle Devolves Into Food Fight

A war of words developed between Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and lawmakers over the fruit-related focus of three new bills.

“The governor is not against condiments. The governor’s not against fruits of any kind,” said spokesman Aaron McLear. “But he believes we ought to be focused on solving our budget crisis first and foremost.”

Assembly bill 606 creates a commission to serve the marketing interests of the blueberry industry. Another bill defines “honey” to mean the natural food product resulting from the harvest of nectar by honey bees, and a third bill adopts regulations establishing definitions and standards for 100-percent pomegranate juice.

“Look, we’re pro-condiment, we’re pro-fruit, but the focus needs to be on the budget crisis,” McLear said.

Senate Majority Leader Dean Florez (D-Fresno) called Governor Schwarzenegger’s criticism “childish” and said he is fed up.

“The governor’s turned from an action hero into just another politician,” Senator Florez said. “He should really, really take a course on fundamental government on how the legislature works.”

“The fact that he doesn’t understand these things worries me,” he added.

The state is out of money, issuing IOUs they have no real plan on how to pay back and these assholes are wasting time pissing money away on trivial bullshit. Worthless shits the lot of them.

65 firebreather  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:53:17am

“The man’s enlarged my mind…he’s a poet-warrior in the classic sense…” —Kevin Costner, Sean Penn, Steven Spielberg, et al (with apologies to Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now)

66 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:53:18am

re: #62 Mad Al-Jaffee

Il would be happy to see all of us dead, preferably in a nuclear wasteland.

I know that… never mind… if I have to explain it, it doesn’t matter.

67 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:54:06am
It wasn’t even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it’s not so much that I want to kill her, it’s just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

/Stewie Griffin

/not a death wish

68 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:54:11am

re: #51 onslow

Maybe One and Un could sit around a bowl of ACORNs and get things organized.

69 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:55:04am

re: #68 LC LaWedgie

Maybe One and Un could sit around a bowl of ACORNs and get things organized.

Un and Uno.

It’s like a nursery rhyme.

70 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:55:26am

re: #64 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Meanwhile, this is what we’re stuck with over here

Budget Battle Devolves Into Food Fight


The state is out of money, issuing IOUs they have no real plan on how to pay back and these assholes are wasting time pissing money away on trivial bullshit. Worthless shits the lot of them.

I’ve also heard discussions on banning the color black for cars. We have a bunch of demented children in charge.

71 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:55:56am

re: #64 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

“The governor’s not against fruits of any kind,” said spokesman Aaron McLear.

At least we got THAT out of the way.

/

72 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:56:09am

re: #64 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Meanwhile, this is what we’re stuck with over here

Budget Battle Devolves Into Food Fight

The state is out of money, issuing IOUs they have no real plan on how to pay back and these assholes are wasting time pissing money away on trivial bullshit. Worthless shits the lot of them.

Do you even wish that Schwarzenegger could just grab one those worthless legislators and smack them around for the cameras? Bunch of toads, they are.

/spits

73 JustABill  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:56:15am

Did his name used to be Kiim Jong-Healthy?

74 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:57:09am

re: #54 Walter L. Newton

Really. Do we want to make comment wishing someone’s death? Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem right.

You are correct. We should instead be wishing for his eternal peace and happiness.

75 Eowyn2  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:57:14am

I have but six words for when El Presidente’ goes beyond the earthly border:

Overt Chinese Presence in North Korea.

76 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:57:41am

re: #63 Dark_Falcon

I believe in Hell, but I don’t want anyone to go there. I will always pray that a person who has done evil has repented and found forgiveness. It is the right and moral thing to pray for.

Your a good guy.

77 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:58:15am

Chinese bloggers have come up with N. Korea jokes at a N. Korea news site.

Here’s one.

Jung Man Yong, a farmer at a collective farm in North Korea, catches a large fish in the river. Exalted, Jung comes back home and asks his wife to fry the fish.
“We can have fried-fish for dinner!” said Jung.
“But we don’t have oil.”
“Then, let’s have steamed fish.”
“We don’t have an iron pot either!”
“OK, then let’s just grill it.”
“There is no firewood.”
Angrily Jung goes back to the river and lets the fish go free.
The fish circles around and jumps out of the water, yelling “Long live the General Kim Jong Il!”

It’s probably funnier in the original tongue.

78 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:58:24am

re: #62 Mad Al-Jaffee

Il would be happy to see all of us dead, preferably in a nuclear wasteland.

Doesn’t take too many changed words to make The Who’s Baba O’Reilly into :

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
To keep myself from starving
I have to fight
To show my might
I don’t need to be forgiven

Don’t cry
Don’t raise your eye
It’s only nuclear wasteland

Kim Jong cover my rear
Bomb South Korea
Light up the fire
Don’t look past my shoulder
The end of the world is here
The deadly times are near
Let’s get together
Before we get much older

Nuclear wasteland
It’s only nuclear wasteland
Nuclear wasteland
Oh, oh
Nuclear wasteland
They’re all wasted!

79 J.S.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 8:59:34am

re: #66 Walter L. Newton

there’s a story about a certain Rabbi who prayed in this manner, but he was corrected by his wife, Beruriah. She said one should always pray for a correction…for an end to the bad behavior (not for the death of those who do wrong)…

80 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:00:10am

re: #78 Kosh’s Shadow

Good work! I like it.

81 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:00:24am

re: #79 J.S.

Beruriah

Have Lil’ Kim say THAT ten times fast.

/

82 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:00:36am

so many people have suffered under the cruel hand of this monster.
he might look like a frail old man but he has so much blood on his hands.
people are starving there now. eating tree bark and weeds.
when you look around the world and see how tyrants have abused their own people, you really see how lucky we are.
liberty is all there is,
and it must be protected from anyone who would take it away from us.

83 califleftyb  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:00:59am

Please…. no more Al Sharpton eulogies, ok?

84 OldLineTexan  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:01:34am

re: #83 califleftyb

Please…. no more Al Sharpton eulogies, ok?

For or by?

/confoozled

85 mfarmer1  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:01:50am

I’ve seen Lenin, Mao, and Uncle Ho all in their glass tombs. I’m getting giddy over the possibility here, especially if his youngest son ends up opening up the country a bit more after all of this nuclear bomb posturing and such.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, gotta get ready to line up to see another dead commie wax figure.

Who am I kidding? My single days of visiting Stalinist theme parks are long over. I’ve been trying to talk my wife into going to Korea and she knows the only reason I want to go is to see the DMZ zone and run around the table dividing North and South Korea in the UN hut so I can say I’ve been to North Korea. I keep telling her that there are great spas and such in Seoul, amazing food, etc., but she knows what I’m up to. I’m so busted.

86 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:02:37am

re: #73 JustABill

Did his name used to be Kiim Jong-Healthy?

It should be Kim Jong-Mentally Il

87 Danny  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:04:14am

The real answer is, “eventually.”

88 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:04:35am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

No one did. They used the images with out permission and NO ONE complained except Sean Penn. No sense of humor I guess.

Arec Barrwin didn’t complain? What about Maaat Daaamon?

89 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:06:00am

re: #88 Alouette

Arec Barrwin didn’t complain? What about Maaat Daaamon?

He tried, but he couldn’t explain what the problem was, because all he could say was “Maaat Daaamon”

90 pat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:07:06am

The world will miss a great golfer.

91 Ben Hur  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:07:41am

re: #1 Killgore Trout

Do we know who’s next in line?

To die?

92 martinsmithy  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:07:46am

We know, more or less, what we have to deal with in Kim Jong Il. We have no idea what will happen once he croaks. North Korea could stay the same, it could get better, or it could get worse. It could be a wild ride. His son could turn out to be the Korean Gorbachev, or he could turn out to be even madder than his father. And, in either case, it is unclear how much influence the dictator’s hirelings have in influencing policy.

93 califleftyb  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:07:52am

re: #84 OldLineTexan

by

94 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:13:47am

re: #75 Eowyn2

I have but six words for when El Presidente’ goes beyond the earthly border:

Overt Chinese Presence in North Korea.

Will they bring Chinese food?

95 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:14:58am

re: #94 debutaunt

Will they bring Chinese food?


They just call it food.

96 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:16:34am

re: #95 Cannadian Club Akbar

They just call it food.

I love that joke.

97 blangwort  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:18:51am

It hardly matters who leads North Korea. The government, industries, and schools are so horribly corrupted to follow one strong man, that it’s almost impossible for anyone but a megalomaniac idiot to assume the office.

It’s times like these that one can appreciate the genius and great fortune we have known from our forefathers. We owe our freedoms to many people in history from George Washington to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Say a prayer of thanks, next time you look at these poor people in North Korea.

98 tommygum  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:20:35am

See ya

wouldn’t wanna be ya…

99 Capitalist Tool  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:23:47am

“Each man’s death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.”
- John Donne

I call BS.

100 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:24:59am

re: #99 Capitalist Tool

“Each man’s death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.”
- John Donne

I call BS.

Well, even if John Donne is right, then, killing someone responsible for mass murder diminishes me by one; not killing him diminishes me by the larger number of his victims.

101 Stuart Leviton  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:28:57am

re: #54 Walter L. Newton

Really. Do we want to make comment wishing someone’s death? Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem right.

I applaud your sensibility.

In Judaism the command is to love thy neighbor as thyself(Leviticus 19:18). We are allowed to pray for the end of evil but not for the death of another. We are to pray that our enemy becomes our friend. So here is to Kim Jong-II recovering and unclenching his fist.

102 Rexatosis  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:33:37am

This period of transition of political power in North Korea is extremely dangerous. Will there be a struggle for power? Certainly. Those who lose will be eliminated. The question is will this power struggle spill outside the borders of North Korea? Could the cyber-attack on South Korea and the United States over the 4th be the first salvo in attempts by given factions within North Korea to prove their bona fides as hard-liners vis-a-vis the West (especially after the loss of face over the turning back of the North Korea ship)? Lots of questions, unfortunately few answers.

103 jcm  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:34:56am

Good riddance to virulent scum.

*apologizes for insulting virulent scum*

re: #54 Walter L. Newton

Really. Do we want to make comment wishing someone’s death? Maybe it’s just me, but it doesn’t seem right.

In the case of murderous despots responsible for uncounted deaths, misery and outright slavery of 25 million people?

Yes.

104 tedzilla99  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:39:51am

He’s fine, I understand he played golf yesterday and made another 18 holes-in-one. Nothing to worry about, people!

105 buster  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 9:58:24am

re: #102 Rexatosis

This period of transition of political power in North Korea is extremely dangerous. Will there be a struggle for power? Certainly. Those who lose will be eliminated. The question is will this power struggle spill outside the borders of North Korea? Could the cyber-attack on South Korea and the United States over the 4th be the first salvo in attempts by given factions within North Korea to prove their bona fides as hard-liners vis-a-vis the West (especially after the loss of face over the turning back of the North Korea ship)? Lots of questions, unfortunately few answers.

I expect there will be a struggle, even if is only to see who can curry favor with the kid. I am even more worried about what “Dear Leader” might do to go out with a bang.

106 WinterCat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:03:26am

OT
But I have a question. Why would the US even consider dropping our missile defense system for a nano second? What possible reason could there be for Russia to keep insisting that we do that and why would Obama even entertain that idea for any reason?

107 Buster  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:13:24am

I think the Russians believe that the system will be equally effective against any offensive weapons they may have (not just the stated threat of Iran) and as such renders their weapons obsolete.

POTUS does not believe the US should be THE superpower; therefore, dropping the system levels the playing field and people will like us better.

108 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:13:26am

re: #106 WinterCat

Simply stated, The One and the (former) Socialist elite don’t see the need for the U.S. to pee on what they consider their side of the fence.

109 Buster  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:14:59am

re: #106 WinterCat

Hit the wrong button…see above (107)

110 WinterCat  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:17:48am

re: #107 Buster

I think the Russians believe that the system will be equally effective against any offensive weapons they may have (not just the stated threat of Iran) and as such renders their weapons obsolete.

POTUS does not believe the US should be THE superpower; therefore, dropping the system levels the playing field and people will like us better.

So, these are weapon defense systems on European soil and not US soil?

111 Buster  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:25:47am

re: #110 WinterCat

Defending our NATO allies…

112 Clubsec  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:46:10am

He has three sons and his successor is suppose to be the youngest of them a Kim Jong Un cause the oldest is too effeminate?

Looks like the effects of either esophageal or pancreatic cancer. With either one URdone.
Esophageal took my dear father-in-law last summer. From the fateful phone call informing us of the biopsy findings to his funeral was two months. He was a WWII Navy airman flying in a TBM or TBF out of Corpus when Kistakowsky said, “Oppie, you owe me ten dollars.”

Good riddance Kim … I hope you set your people free.

113 Clubsec  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:48:20am

I wonder when ObamUH will send The Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il a get well card?

114 Sabnen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 11:05:31am

re: #113 Clubsec

I’m sure he already did.

115 poteen  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 11:07:42am

Keep losing weight Kim. You gotta be hot lookin’ in Hell to be Stalin’s new toy.

(He sold yer daddy to Saddam.)

What goes around comes around.

116 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:07:12pm

God’s bussin his bawlz for browing up the Panama Canal

117 D'kian_  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:30:08pm

First Iran’s president cheats in an election and brutally represses dissent, now the leader of North Korea is dying. Poor Obama can’t catch a break!

Next think you know Chavez will resign and the Castro Bros(TM) will be overthrown. What’s Mr. Obama to do then?

118 D'kian_  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 1:33:48pm

Also I’m reminded of the sketch on SNL about Romania’s dictator’s funeral (he was executed after being deposed, and good riddance):

Mourner 1: He was… he was… he was about five nine.
Crowd: Oh, yes! About five feet nine inches.
Mourner 2: I was on the firing squad.
Crowd: Oooh!
Mourner 2: He made it very easy, you know. We shot him and he dropped dead. He didn’t make any trouble at all.

That was back when SNL was funny.

119 Pass The Moonbaticide  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 2:12:32pm

What ? Dying ? Despite a fabulous Socialist Health care System ?

/Says it all.

120 Flavia  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:10:05pm

re: #10 JohnnyReb

If he dies he has already appointed his son as his successor. The son who thinks he is a Korean Rap star. God help us because he is crazier than his dad.

Yes, but does the son have the power base/support his father does (did)? I am convinced there are sharks waiting in the waters for the chance to kick aside this kid and take over for themselves. Kim Jong Il is N. Korea’s Louis XV: after him, the deluge.

121 Maui Girl  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:13:03pm

Good riddance to bad rubbish my mother used to say.

122 Karridine  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 3:58:41pm

re: #8 lawhawk

We’re all dying. Some of us can’t die fast enough for the rest of us. L’il Kim’s demise can’t come fast enough.

In L’il Kim’s case, millions have suffered at the hands of the hermit dictator with the taste for the bizarre. Millions more are threatened at the whim of a dictator who would appear to have more in common with a 2-year old throwing a temper tantrum because he isn’t getting enough attention.

And when we think of the tens of thousands of men, women & children in slave-labor camps across NorKor; and the recent video shown to all NorKor troops about ‘we will use nuclear weapons against enemies of the government who seek to destroy Korea from the INSIDE…’, it all adds up to a seriously deranged, dysfunctional dystopia and Lil Kim makes it worse!

123 Ning The Merciless  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 5:17:00pm

He’s Dying? Awww, couldn’t happen to a nicer fella, unless it were Robert Mugabe, Khammeni, both of the Castro Brothers or Hugo Chavez. Did I leave anybody out?

Ernesto “Dude” Guevara is still dead.

124 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 6:44:21pm

Let me pile on. Can we hope? Or would that be construed as mean? Love spell check BTW. Oh screw it. Just die, die, die and be Kim Jong ILL and dying. Bastard of motherless bastards. I will dance a little dance that day. Yes I will.

125 Macker  Wed, Jul 8, 2009 10:37:49pm

re: #92 martinsmithy

We know, more or less, what we have to deal with in Kim Jong Il. We have no idea what will happen once he croaks. North Korea could stay the same, it could get better, or it could get worse. It could be a wild ride. His son could turn out to be the Korean Gorbachev, or he could turn out to be even madder than his father. And, in either case, it is unclear how much influence the dictator’s hirelings have in influencing policy.

The North Korean Caligula?

126 Annar  Thu, Jul 9, 2009 3:24:02am

You’ll know the end is really near when the official tales of the miracles surrounding the birth of his successor are broadcast continuously on state media.


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