The Door Opens - Update: The Door Closes
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The registration door swings open and the turnstiles turn, clicking and counting the hatchlings as they enter.
If you decide to take that momentous step and register, it’s not a bad idea to read all the rules and commit them to memory. The short version:
- Don’t register with a proxy.
- Don’t register with a throwaway email address.
- Don’t register more than one account at a time from the same Internet connection.
- Don’t be a jerk.
- Don’t be a troll.
- Don’t be a sock puppet. Stinky Beaumont hates sock puppets. He will find you. You don’t want Stinky mad at you.
- If you’re registering just to post a dramatic “goodbye cruel world” comment full of insults and drool, don’t waste your time. Nobody’s going to read it. It will be immediately deleted and your account will be blocked.
- Do play nice.
And then everything will be groovy.
UPDATE at 11/19/09 8:19:33 pm:
The door of registration opportunity has slammed shut for the evening.