The Glenn Beck Commie-Nazi Pie Conspiracy

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I happened to switch my EyeTV to Fox News this afternoon just in time to catch a screenshot of Glenn Beck working his favorite themes, with his favorite subjects pasted on his favorite blackboard:

From top to bottom, we have: Mao Zedong, Vladimir Lenin, Fidel Castro, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, some European guy with a ruffled shirt, Pol Pot, Hugo Chavez, Adolf Hitler (of course), and Vlad the Impaler.

He’s unraveling the threads of history, exposing the connections, showing us how it all works behind the curtain … but even the awesome polymathic mind of Glenn Beck has missed the one fundamental attribute that connects these historical figures. They all — with the possible exception of Vlad — liked pie.

Be that as it may, Glenn concluded his show today by Godwinning himself right out, for the 4,237th time.

It’s hard to believe people aren’t starting to get tired of Beck’s repetitious far right paranoid schtick.

UPDATE at 3/2/10 6:01:12 pm:

Looks like even the ol’ Impaler himself might have indulged in an occasional pie: Traditional Romanian Food and Recipes.

“Poale-n brâu” pies are made either with sweet or salty cheese. The dough is wrapped into an envelope and filled with cheese.

Pie. The universal language.

(Hat tip: freetoken.)

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303 comments

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:27:39pm

Isn't ruffle-guy Henry VIII?

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:28:08pm

Hah, I was right!

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:28:24pm

He's claiming ShortShit is a Commie or a Nazi?

jaunte Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:28:27pm

re: #1 windsagio

Yeah, what's he doing in the mix?

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:28:45pm

... Beck has missed the one fundamental attribute that connects these historical figures. They all — with the possible exception of Vlad — liked pie.

**chortle**

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:29:21pm

re: #3 MandyManners

Also vlad the impaler. I'd have thought he was a Fascist.

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:29:51pm

some European guy with a ruffled shirt

Henry the 8th?

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:29:53pm

re: #3 MandyManners

He's claiming ShortShit is a Commie or a Nazi?

Both?

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:29:57pm

Wish I could make the kind of money Glenn Beck does by acting crazy for coco puffs.....

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:30:16pm

re: #1 windsagio

Isn't ruffle-guy Henry VIII?

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:30:17pm

re: #6 windsagio

Also vlad the impaler. I'd have thought he was a Fascist.

ShortShit has more in common with Hitler than he does with Stalin and Mao.

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:30:34pm

*Sigh* Glenn just doesn't surprise me anymore.

albusteve Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:30:44pm

re: #7 Killgore Trout

Henry the 8th?

oh please...it's VIIIth....c'mon

wrenchwench Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:31:07pm

OMG!!!1!! I also like pie! :O

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:31:08pm

re: #11 MandyManners

So do Vlad and Hank. I think that Beck thinks all people he doesn't like are damn commies tho >>

Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:27pm

Why the hell is Henry VIII in there?

Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:28pm

And to think of all the millions of Fox viewers who believe his shit-ick.

Uninformed Opinion Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:38pm

its like a supervillain all star team!

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:46pm

How dare he include Vlad the Impaler! My Romanian friends will be really pissed at Glenn for that one!

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:46pm

Yeah, it's Henry.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:53pm

re: #1 windsagio

That's Henry Ruffle Shirt to you.

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:54pm

re: #10 Killgore Trout

And apparently they liked pies back then.

[deleted] Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:32:59pm

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:33:15pm

Where's Zod?

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:33:27pm

re: #15 windsagio

So do Vlad and Hank. I think that Beck thinks all people he doesn't like are damn commies tho >>

He thinks Hitler was a Commie?

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:33:40pm

re: #22 freetoken

There's pie?

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:02pm

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There's pie?

Pumpkin!

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:04pm

re: #17 Stanley Sea

And to think of all the millions of Fox viewers who believe his shit-ick.

I watch quite a bit of Fox but I don't believe his shtick.

[deleted] Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:12pm

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:15pm

is that some nutty attempt at a graph he's got going there? don't tell me there was an attempt at math stuck in here somewhere...

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:18pm

re: #25 MandyManners

I'm guessing he does. Haven't you ever heard the "Nazis are leftists" spiel?

Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:18pm

Vlad the Impaler loved stargazy pie made with people.

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:27pm

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, mincepie... if you like... meat...

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:34:55pm

Glenn Beck: Fascism And Communism Are The Same - 03/02/10

Youtube Video

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:13pm

Who?

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:24pm

I'm 'enery the 8th I am, 'enery the 8th I am I am!

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:25pm

re: #31 windsagio

I'm guessing he does. Haven't you ever heard the "Nazis are leftists" spiel?

Well, they were national socialists.

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:25pm

re: #34 Killgore Trout

Oh thats the actual show it looks like!

[deleted] Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:35pm

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:35:45pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

OMG!!!1!! I also like pie! :O

so are you a fascist or a commie?//

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:36:00pm

re: #34 Killgore Trout

Glenn Beck: Fascism And Communism Are The Same - 03/02/10

[Video]

He's including Bush in the fascist/communist plot again. He's done this a few times.

jaunte Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:36:16pm

Beck mentions Henry VIII during an interview with Daniel Hannan:

GLENN: I have to tell you, I mean, we're talking to Daniel Hannan. He is a member of the EU parliament from England and, you know, I'm always ashamed when I talk to you because everybody is I mean, like you, you just I mean, you know every me, I know Henry the 8th I think killed a bunch of his wives and Winston Churchill was the prime minister. I don't know enough about English history. You know what I mean? It seems like a lot of people overseas kind of know a little bit more about America than we know about them. I guess maybe that's why we're
HANNAN: Yeah, okay, but listen. I'm not sure that is true, but the reason that I'm interested in the U.S. is not just out of kind of historical interest. It's because I can see that your system is working. And with all its floors and I'm not going to say that it's perfect at the moment. I listen to your show enough to know that there are plenty of people that were unhappy about things. But, you know, there are way worse alternatives, and the there were tens of millions of people tuning in all over the world to listen to your president's inauguration speech. Now, you may or may not have supported the president but what a vote of confidence in the system that people all over the world believe in the U.S. in the capacity of the ballot box to change direction. (snip)

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:36:24pm

re: #16 Cato the Elder

Why the hell is Henry VIII in there?

Here, found this at Faux News which is from the weirdo's web page there:

So Washington came; Madison laid out his idea of a Republic; the states said absolutely not — we just broke away from a king and a giant oppressive, corrupt government! See, before communism and fascism there was King Henry VIII, King George, Vlad the Impaler — you name it — oppressive killer governments. But Madison convinced them that the articles didn't have enough control, that they need a little more powerful central government, but that the central government would not impede the states rights. In fact, to make them feel better, he came up with a list of 10 rights to promise what they would not do.

Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:36:41pm

re: #37 MandyManners

Well, they were national socialists.

Please. Not this again.

Sheila Broflovski Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:36:46pm

I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am
'Enery the Eighth I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't 'ave a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm 'er eighth old man, I'm 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth I am!

goddamnedfrank Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:37:11pm

From top to bottom, we have: Mao Zedong, Vladimir Lenin, Fidel Castro, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, some European guy with a ruffled shirt, Pol Pot, Hugo Chavez, Adolf Hitler (of course), and Vlad the Impaler.

He forgot Ted McGinley.

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:37:14pm

re: #37 MandyManners

I guess you have >>

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:37:36pm

re: #36 Irenicum

I'm 'enery the 8th I am, 'enery the 8th I am I am!

For desert I'll have dinner again!

Charles Johnson Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:38:36pm

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:38:53pm

re: #35 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #36 Irenicum

re: #45 Alouette

Wonder why we all thought of this?

Youtube Video

CAUSE WE'RE FRICKIN' GENIUSES! THAT'S WHY!

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:17pm

re: #45 Alouette

Why did we both have to think of that song tonight? Now I'm gonna have it stuck in my head all night!

Digital Display Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:18pm

I think American Idol sucks this year..
John Parks trashing my favorite Song Gravity by John Mayer
Casey James playing 3 chords on the Electric Guitar and singing..
(Casey..Everybody I know can play a simple rock song and sing with it)
Lame talent this year..Sorry folks..No wonder Simon is leaving this year..

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:27pm

Vlad the Impaler!

Woot!

A hero at The Gates of Vienna!

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:31pm

re: #43 Gus 802

Here's a direct link to the transcript of the latest Beck stupidity:

Those Who Don't Know History...

jaunte Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:35pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

" I don't know enough about English history."
-- Glenn Beck

[deleted] Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:42pm

Obdicut Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:42pm

re: #49 Charles

Henry the VIII had a lot of property and land seized from the Catholic church. Maybe that's the angle? Anti-religion?

I'm not getting it. It really doesn't upset me that I can't get Beck-logic, though.

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:47pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Because he had his wives on the installment plan instead of all at once like a proper Mormon?

(I'll see myself out)

abbyadams Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:57pm

re: #51 Irenicum

I sill have the one from the last thread in my head...

Unakite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:39:57pm

re: #29 MikeySDCA

Henry VIII.

I prefer this. :)

Youtube Video

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:40:26pm

re: #58 jamesfirecat

Proper thing is "I'll be here all week!"

wrenchwench Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:40:55pm

re: #42 jaunte

Who transcribed that?

It's because I can see that your system is working. And with all its floors and I'm not going to say that it's perfect at the moment.

I think he probably said "flaws". You know, with a British accent.

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:41:25pm

re: #40 Aceofwhat?

so are you a fascist or a commie?//

I just like pie!

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:41:28pm

re: #43 Gus 802

It struck me that Vlad might be up there if Beck is trying to link the vampire-fetish of the Millenial Generation to the Fascist/Communists.

Or, perhaps, Beck is claiming that Hitler, Stalin et. al. really were vampires?

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:41:36pm

re: #63 austin_blue

So both.

Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:41:42pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Because he's tired of his wife and wants Larry King's instead?

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:09pm

What would Commie pie be?

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:19pm

re: #61 windsagio

Proper thing is "I'll be here all week!"

Well I didn't expect that post to go over as well as it did, even Mandy gave me an upding!

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:24pm

re: #67 MandyManners

Mud?

Darth Vader Gargoyle Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:29pm

re: #67 MandyManners

What would Commie pie be?

In Soviet Russia, Pie likes You!

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:47pm

re: #65 windsagio

So both.

Gah! I'm found out!

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:52pm

re: #5 freetoken

**chortle**

Updinged the Lewis Carroll chortle.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:53pm

re: #66 Cato the Elder

Dear goodness... does she even fake the orgasms.

Sheesh.

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:42:58pm

re: #69 windsagio

Mud?

Strawberries?

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:43:24pm

re: #74 MandyManners

Strawberries are communist? Dammit!

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:43:38pm

re: #74 MandyManners

Strawberries?

Gooseberry! ;)

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:43:43pm

re: #75 windsagio

Strawberries are communist? Dammit!

They're red.

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:43:46pm

re: #67 MandyManners

What would Commie pie be?

Rhubarb. Bright red. Cherry too.

Oh, wait...

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:43:47pm

re: #64 freetoken

It struck me that Vlad might be up there if Beck is trying to link the vampire-fetish of the Millenial Generation to the Fascist/Communists.

Or, perhaps, Beck is claiming that Hitler, Stalin et. al. really were vampires?

Looks like in Beck's mind it's simply "oppressive killer governments." Which of course he's tying into a conspiracy about the current state of affairs in the USA.

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:08pm

re: #75 windsagio

Strawberries are communist? Dammit!

Why else do you think they're red?

Darth Vader Gargoyle Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:15pm

I'm a communist for my Grandma's Strawberry Rhubarb!!!

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:35pm

re: #78 austin_blue

Rhubarb. Bright red. Cherry too.

Oh, wait...

How about Commie cake?

Red velvet, for sure.

Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:43pm

re: #77 MandyManners

They're red.

On the outside. White on the inside.

Seekrit counterrevolutionaries.

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:44pm

re: #81 rwdflynavy

I'm a communist for my Grandma's Strawberry Rhubarb!!!

Will oppress fellow citizens for Pizza!

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:46pm

re: #64 freetoken

It struck me that Vlad might be up there if Beck is trying to link the vampire-fetish of the Millenial Generation to the Fascist/Communists.

Or, perhaps, Beck is claiming that Hitler, Stalin et. al. really were vampires?

if he starts hating on Kate Beckinsale, i'm really going to get worked up//

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:44:56pm

re: #80 jamesfirecat

Well Ketchup is red, and that's as all-american as you can get!

/you know what would be gross? Ketchup pie.

(also don't say its spelled Catsup, or I'll have to hate you)

Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:04pm

re: #79 Gus 802

Looks like in Beck's mind it's simply "oppressive killer governments." Which of course he's tying into a conspiracy about the current state of affairs in the USA.

Fear. Instill fear and get paid for it.

Or laugh about pie while I'm trying to DIET.

goddamnedfrank Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:16pm

re: #67 MandyManners

What would Commie pie be?

Fluoridated.

Unakite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:18pm

re: #67 MandyManners

What would Commie pie be?

And you get sent to Siberia if you disagree.

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:24pm

re: #24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Where's Zod?

Cake man. Does not abide pie.

Aye Pod Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:24pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Rough guess - divorce; war on 'the family', 'progressivism' etc.

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:45:39pm

re: #82 MandyManners

How about Commie cake?

Red velvet, for sure.

That would not surprise me. You know what they make red velvet cake dye from? *shudder*

Killgore Trout Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:16pm

re: #91 Jimmah

Rough guess - divorce; war on 'the family', 'progressivism' etc.

Good guess.

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:16pm

re: #88 goddamnedfrank

click my photo

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:22pm

re: #82 MandyManners

How about Commie cake?

Red velvet, for sure.

And be sure to draw the curtains when you pour the Russian Dressing on the salad.

Beck Is Everywhere!

He Sees All! You'll end up on The Blackboard of Troof!

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:30pm

~~Marzipan~~ Marxipan Pie
~~Lemon~~ Lenin Meringue Pie

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:33pm

re: #92 Dragon_Lady

That would not surprise me. You know what they make red velvet cake dye from? *shudder*

What?

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:41pm

Beck gives bat shit crazy a bad name.

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:46:44pm

re: #16 Cato the Elder

Why the hell is Henry VIII in there?

Is he the king who ate four and twenty blackbirds in a pie?

100

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:09pm

re: #92 Dragon_Lady

That would not surprise me. You know what they make red velvet cake dye from? *shudder*

the blood of the bourgeoisie?

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Darth Vader Gargoyle Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:15pm

re: #88 goddamnedfrank

Fluoridated.

Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

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austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:48pm

re: #96 Gus 802

~~Marzipan~~ Marxipan Pie
~~Lemon~~ Lenin Meringue Pie

Clever boots.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:49pm

re: #96 Gus 802

~~Marzipan~~ Marxipan Pie
~~Lemon~~ Lenin Meringue Pie

pol pot pie?

oh, wait, that's the commie dinner...

104

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:56pm

re: #98 Irenicum

Beck gives bat shit crazy a bad name.

"I know him. And I think he's a psychotic lowlife."
"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

105

albusteve Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:57pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

Good guess.

from the link at #43
See, before communism and fascism there was King Henry VIII, King George, Vlad the Impaler — you name it — oppressive killer governments.

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TheMatrix31 Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:47:59pm

Louis Farrakhan -- Another Piece Of Shit

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:48:13pm

re: #103 Aceofwhat?

pol pot pie?

oh, wait, that's the commie dinner...

That works!

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MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:48:42pm

re: #99 Silvergirl

Is he the king who ate four and twenty blackbirds in a pie?

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!

109

Walter L. Newton Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:49:07pm

Just a friendly reminder... season six, episode six of LOST... "Sundown," probably a Sun and Jin centric episode, a companion episode to season one, episode six "House of the Rising Sun" which first introduced major parts of Sun and Jin's back story.

If you are a LOST fan, you probably noticed that the episodes so far this season have corresponded to the season one episodes, but with a shift, since we have a new time line happening.

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:49:47pm

re: #108 MandyManners

The old British poetry is just bizarre! I love it!

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jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:49:58pm

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

Just a friendly reminder... season six, episode six of LOST... "Sundown," probably a Sun and Jin centric episode, a companion episode to season one, episode six "House of the Rising Sun" which first introduced major parts of Sun and Jin's back story.

If you are a LOST fan, you probably noticed that the episodes so far this season have corresponded to the season one episodes, but with a shift, since we have a new time line happening.

And if you aren't a LOST fan you're probably waiting for ABC to go back to showing Scrubs and Better off Ted....

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:19pm

re: #97 MandyManners

What?

Take a gander at this, you'll never eat red velvet cake again.

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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:27pm

re: #106 TheMatrix31

Really. How does someone talk about anything for three and a half hours without going at least a little Eddie Izzard...

"Today's sermon comes from a ... magazine article I read..."

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Digital Display Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:29pm

re: #98 Irenicum

Beck gives bat shit crazy a bad name.

I want a youtube video posted of Glenn Beck's bat shit crazy moments..The tears..The freak outs..The most outrageous moments..A compilation of crazy moments in video clips.. Please?

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windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:37pm

re: #108 MandyManners

[Link: www.cajuncookingrecipes.com...]

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:43pm

re: #111 jamesfirecat

Amen! I can't get me enough of Better Off Ted!

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:50:51pm

I'm a salesman.

This guy is a study. Awesome.

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windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:51:09pm

re: #112 Dragon_Lady

I thought the dye they used now was made from coal tar?

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MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:51:16pm

re: #106 TheMatrix31

Louis Farrakhan -- Another Piece Of Shit

Obama distanced himself from Farrakhan before the presidential election because of Farrakhan's long history of anti-Semitic remarks.

But in a 3Â½-hour Saviours' Day speech Sunday, Farrakhan said Obama's current political difficulties began when he stood up to the Jewish lobby during an Oval Office meeting.

"When they left the White House, his problems began," Farrakhan said.

"The Zionists are in control of the Congress."

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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:51:48pm

re: #109 Walter L. Newton

Walter? I'm watching Lost right now.

How has that big guy not lost quite a bit of weight.

I don't watch the show, but, I'd expect a little "Tom Hanks 7 years later action" with a big guy.

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MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:52:04pm

re: #112 Dragon_Lady

Take a gander at this, you'll never eat red velvet cake again.

Yummy.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:52:13pm

re: #114 HoosierHoops

I want a youtube video posted of Glenn Beck's bat shit crazy moments..The tears..The freak outs..The most outrageous moments..A compilation of crazy moments in video clips.. Please?

yeah, but it'd be a Marie Curie endeavor. you get the result but the compilation poisons your system.

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Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:52:21pm

re: #117 The Shadow Do

I'm a salesman.

This guy is a study. Awesome.

You nailed it.

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Walter L. Newton Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:52:42pm

re: #111 jamesfirecat

And if you aren't a LOST fan you're probably waiting for ABC to go back to showing Scrubs and Better off Ted...

You always have reruns.

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freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:53:00pm

I'm going out on a limb and assert that Vlad the Impaler did indeed like pie.

It looks like there is a traditional Romanian pie called “Poale-n brâu” pies, made with cheeses as a filling. Several references on the net. They sound pretty tasty.

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Digital Display Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:53:05pm

re: #122 Aceofwhat?

yeah, but it'd be a Marie Curie endeavor. you get the result but the compilation poisons your system.

I think we could have years of laughter from it....

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:53:05pm

re: #114 HoosierHoops

As you wish.

Youtube Video

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:53:27pm

re: #118 windsagio

I thought the dye they used now was made from coal tar?

Nope. Just the thought of eating anything made from bugs makes me gag! Besides, you really want to eat anything derived from coal tar? Thats darn close to as disgusting as the red dye!

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jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:53:36pm

re: #124 Walter L. Newton

You always have reruns.

I have the entire first season of Better off Ted and the first 8 seasons of Scrubs on DVD, doesn't stop me from wanting them to be putting new episodes on for me to watch...

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Digital Display Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:54:11pm

re: #127 Irenicum

As you wish.

[Video]

LOL
I think I love you! Awesome!

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:54:13pm

re: #112 Dragon_Lady

Take a gander at this, you'll never eat red velvet cake again.

Very cool factoid. Takes more than that to throw me off my feed though!

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:54:44pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Does he also hate Herman's Hermits for promoting 'En-er-y the Eighth?

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windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:54:44pm

re: #128 Dragon_Lady

Care to talk about Jr. Mints and Shellac?

134

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:55:01pm

Time for me to go pick up RWC! BBL!

135

Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:55:03pm

re: #129 jamesfirecat

Linda makes me laugh.

But, oh gosh, how I love Lem and Phil.

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Walter L. Newton Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:55:34pm

re: #129 jamesfirecat

I have the entire first season of Better off Ted and the first 8 seasons of Scrubs on DVD, doesn't stop me from wanting them to be putting new episodes on for me to watch...

James... settle down... I'm not arguing with you.

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Charles Johnson Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:55:46pm

re: #125 freetoken

I'm going out on a limb and assert that Vlad the Impaler did indeed like pie.

It looks like there is a traditional Romanian pie called “Poale-n brâu” pies, made with cheeses as a filling. Several references on the net. They sound pretty tasty.

Pie is the universal language.

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Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:56:14pm

Ev'rybody's talkin' about beef pot pie, chicken pot pie, and Pol Pot pie.

What about some plain old pot pie, with Colombian bud?

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:56:16pm

re: #125 freetoken

I'm going out on a limb and assert that Vlad the Impaler did indeed like pie.

It looks like there is a traditional Romanian pie called “Poale-n brâu” pies, made with cheeses as a filling. Several references on the net. They sound pretty tasty.

If true then Vlad the Impaler was indeed a pieus man.

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:56:16pm

re: #114 HoosierHoops

I want a youtube video posted of Glenn Beck's bat shit crazy moments..The tears..The freak outs..The most outrageous moments..A compilation of crazy moments in video clips.. Please?

Report to the Flagellation Room.

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jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:56:45pm

re: #135 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Linda makes me laugh.

But, oh gosh, how I love Lem and Phil.

Veronica is one of my favorite characters if only because it's amusing to the actress playing her do someone so completely different from her role in Arrested Development when she was very much an airhead....

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Obdicut Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:57:26pm

re: #124 Walter L. Newton

By the way:

[Link: babel-research.eu...]

Note the bottom right logo.

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Linden Arden Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:57:33pm

Beck, a strong follower of the Mormon church and their strict blue laws, anti-abortion and anti-gay rights stances, anti-porn laws, etc - positions HIS political views close to "anarchy" side of the spectrum.

Becky's hypocrisy is stunning.

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:57:38pm

re: #140 Silvergirl

Report to the Flagellation Room.

That's down the hallway from the Vomitorium and the Flematorium.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:57:48pm

re: #139 Gus 802

If true then Vlad the Impaler was indeed a pieus man.

/

and holey.

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jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:07pm

re: #136 Walter L. Newton

James... settle down... I'm not arguing with you.

Didn't think you were....

//YOU WERE THE BASTARD WHO GOT FIREFLY AND ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT YANKED WEREN'T YOU, WEREN'T YOU?!

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:09pm

re: #128 Dragon_Lady

Nope. Just the thought of eating anything made from bugs makes me gag! Besides, you really want to eat anything derived from coal tar? Thats darn close to as disgusting as the red dye!

Their both organic. It's good for ya. Just shut up and eat it, dammit!

A little coal tar never hurt nobody, unless you read the MSDS sheet that is...

(I wonder if there is an MSDS sheet for bugs in Red Cake?)

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MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:20pm

Has this been posted yet?

Youtube Video

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:23pm

re: #145 Aceofwhat?

and holey.

His victims could attest to that.

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:29pm

re: #135 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lem and Phil are the true stars of the show. I love those guys!

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:30pm

re: #140 Silvergirl

Report to the Flagellation Room.

we're spanking tonight?

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austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:36pm

re: #137 Charles

Pie is the universal language.

And a damn fine cup of coffee.

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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:58:44pm

re: #141 jamesfirecat

Portia... I really never thought I'd be coveting Ellen's wife.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:59:01pm

re: #149 Gus 802

xactly

155

wee fury Tue, Mar 2, 2010 5:59:18pm

re: #145 Aceofwhat?

and holey.

And, oh, so toothy.

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:00:01pm

re: #138 Cato the Elder

Eating and getting the munchies at the same time? Brilliant!

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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:00:04pm

Going to bed MONSTER early tonight.

G'night knuckleheads.

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Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:00:04pm

re: #137 Charles

Pie is the universal language.

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159

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:00:07pm

re: #155 wee fury

And, oh, so toothy.

but not sunny...

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:00:42pm

re: #138 Cato the Elder

Ev'rybody's talkin' about beef pot pie, chicken pot pie, and Pol Pot pie.

What about some plain old pot pie, with Colombian bud?

That would mean one would bake a pie to get baked.

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austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:01:12pm

re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Portia... I really never thought I'd be coveting Ellen's wife.

Rent "Sirens". Have mercy. Why did she choose to be gay and dash the hopes of men worldwide?!?!?

///

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freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:01:38pm

Beck might be trying to cash in on the coming Hollywood epic:

Forget Twilight's Vampires... Here Comes Vlad the Impaler: The Movie

Youtube Video

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Nemesis6 Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:01:46pm

re: #56 MikeySDCA

Because he's nuts?

Or rather, too many nuts in his sandwich.

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Walter L. Newton Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:02:13pm

re: #142 Obdicut

By the way:

[Link: babel-research.eu...]

Note the bottom right logo.

Yes... Alvar Hanso... You a LOST fan?

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Cato the Elder Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:02:27pm

re: #160 Gus 802

That would mean one would bake a pie to get baked.

That's almost an apophthegm, tho' not quite a paradox.

"He who baketh the pie, baketh himself."

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Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:02:37pm

re: #152 austin_blue

Nice Twin Peaks reference!

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:02:41pm

re: #151 Aceofwhat?

we're spanking tonight?

No, you are. You're assigned to give the Hoopster his whipping when he's finished with his other punishment (the Beck clips he requested).

168

Spare O'Lake Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:03:41pm

I'm a Commie for you baby,
A jackboot marchin' hammer swingin' guy.
I'm a Commie for your honey,
In your workin' arms I'd sure be glad to die.
Don't you leave my Kremlin, sweetie,
Or you know that I am surely gonna cry.

169

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:03:53pm

re: #157 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Going to bed MONSTER early tonight.

G'night knuckleheads.

It's too early to even send kids to bed.

170

altermite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:04:04pm

Crushed bugs? Eh. I'm sure that many people have put worse inside of them.

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Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:04:07pm

re: #162 freetoken

Beck might be trying to cash in on the coming Hollywood epic:

Forget Twilight's Vampires... Here Comes Vlad the Impaler: The Movie

[Video]

Sensors detect a lame movie.

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austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:04:46pm

re: #166 Irenicum

Nice Twin Peaks reference!

Thankee!

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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:05:25pm

When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

/GWAR

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freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:05:41pm

re: #171 Gus 802

Yeah, it looks that way to me too. However, the guy behind it has made some of the better known horror flicks.

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:05:49pm

re: #148 MandyManners

Has this been posted yet?

[Video]

Only mentioned. Thanks for the flashback.

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jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:05:55pm

re: #168 Spare O'Lake

I'm a Commie for you baby,
A jackboot marchin' hammer swingin' guy.
I'm a Commie for your honey,
In your workin' arms I'd sure be glad to die.
Don't you leave my Kremlin, sweetie,
Or you know that I am surely gonna cry.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
we leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

Different song I know....

177

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:06:02pm

re: #170 altermite

Crushed bugs? Eh. I'm sure that many people have put worse inside of them.

I wonder how many dust mites we inhale over the period of a lifetime.

178

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:06:03pm

re: #170 altermite

Crushed bugs? Eh. I'm sure that many people have put worse inside of them.

...says the poster with "termite" in their name...

179

Obdicut Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:06:18pm

re: #164 Walter L. Newton

No. Stopped watching partway through second season. But the other two symbols on there are Black Mesa and Aperture Science, and there's currently a Portal ARG in progress, and people thought it was connected for awhile-- but it looks like the Valve guys who cooked up the ARG just threw a reference to Babel in there just as a red herring.

It is almost certainly a fan-made site, and not an official one. Still funny and cool as hell, though.

180

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:06:55pm

Early voting:

Goodhair is at 52%
The Breck Girl is at 29%
Troofer at 18%

181

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:07:08pm

re: #177 Gus 802

Never ever look at your bed with a microscope.

... or a blacklight.

182

albusteve Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:07:15pm

re: #177 Gus 802

I wonder how many dust mites we inhale over the period of a lifetime.

they are a natural stool softener...a good and necessary organism

183

Aye Pod Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:07:30pm

re: #138 Cato the Elder

Ev'rybody's talkin' about beef pot pie, chicken pot pie, and Pol Pot pie.

What about some plain old pot pie, with Colombian bud?

Serving suggestion:

Youtube Video

184

The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:00pm

re: #5 freetoken

**chortle**

Probably Vlad liked pie. Pol Pot's probably the odd one out.

185

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:14pm

re: #180 austin_blue

Early voting:

Goodhair is at 52%
The Breck Girl is at 29%
Troofer at 18%

Oh, that's Travis County. AKA The People's Republic of Travis County. Not good for the Breck Girl.

186

Walter L. Newton Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:48pm

re: #179 Obdicut

No. Stopped watching partway through second season. But the other two symbols on there are Black Mesa and Aperture Science, and there's currently a Portal ARG in progress, and people thought it was connected for awhile-- but it looks like the Valve guys who cooked up the ARG just threw a reference to Babel in there just as a red herring.

It is almost certainly a fan-made site, and not an official one. Still funny and cool as hell, though.

On the movie "Cloverfield" in the opening "video" screen shots playing on the government video monitor, you will see a Dharma logo in the bottom right corner. Of course, the movie was produced by Abrams.

187

Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:48pm

Great, the cake is a lie and pies are the source of all evil. What is left?

188

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:54pm

re: #133 windsagio

Care to talk about Jr. Mints and Shellac?

Don't go ruining my Jr. Mints!

189

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:08:58pm

re: #174 freetoken

Yeah, it looks that way to me too. However, the guy behind it has made some of the better known horror flicks.

Yeah. The male actors looked like they shaved every 2 hours and brushed their long flowing hair every hour.

190

wiffersnapper Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:09:05pm

I do believe Vlad preferred the pie made from people. A new take on the term "Shepherd's Pie"!

191

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:09:16pm

re: #187 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Great, the cake is a lie and pies are the source of all evil. What is left?

Pizza?

192

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:09:42pm

re: #191 jamesfirecat

Pizza?

You mean "A Pizza Pie"?

193

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:00pm

re: #186 Walter L. Newton

was cloverfield any good?

194

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:05pm

re: #192 windsagio

You mean "A Pizza Pie"?

What if it's from Leto's and its served square?

195

albusteve Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:12pm

sheep pie?

[Link: news.nationalgeographic.com...]

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:27pm

re: #189 Gus 802

Yeah. The male actors looked like they shaved every 2 hours and brushed their long flowing hair every hour.

john edwards and rick perry are in the movie??

197

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:54pm

re: #194 jamesfirecat

But then, is it really Pizza?

198

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:58pm

re: #195 albusteve

Oh good Lord! That's baaaaad!

199

Gus Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:10:58pm

re: #196 Aceofwhat?

john edwards and rick perry are in the movie??

/Rimshot

200

Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:11:47pm

re: #191 jamesfirecat

Pizza?

Not as a dessert.

201

Mr. Crankypants Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:11:53pm

It's a wonderful day for pie

Youtube Video

202

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:11:56pm

re: #197 windsagio

But then, is it really Pizza?

Its the mixing of cheese and tomatoes that make it pizza, not the shape its served in.

203

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:11:58pm

Almost back on topic...

Looks like Mitt has finally found something over which to bond to the winguts:

Mitt Romney accuses Obama of wrongly apologizing for U.S. actions abroad during Bush years

Once and possibly future Republican presidential contender Mitt Romney says in a new book that President Barack Obama's international outreach efforts during his first year in office have been "kindling" to the "anti-American fires burning all across the globe."

In a wide-ranging policy book none-too-subtly titled "No Apology: The Case for American Greatness," Romney says the Democrat's efforts to reconcile with foreign powers, Muslims and others angered by President George W. Bush's administration have weakened the country's stature instead of enhancing it.

"And of all people, we should expect our president to understand these things, to expect that his bonds of affection for our country would be obvious and unbreakable," writes Romney. "In a world composed of nations that are filled with rage and hate for the United States, our president should proudly defend her rather than continually apologize for her."

He writes: "There are anti-American fires burning all across the globe; President Obama's words are like kindling to them."

[...]

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:12:06pm

re: #188 Silvergirl

Don't go ruining my Jr. Mints!

i get my mint from Breyers. pie may be the universal language, but Breyers' white mint chocolate chip is the language of my heart.

205

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:13:02pm

re: #204 Aceofwhat?

I practically lived on that ice cream throughout my childhood. Heaven in a bowl.

206

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:14:53pm

re: #203 freetoken

Almost back on topic...

Looks like Mitt has finally found something over which to bond to the winguts:

Mitt Romney accuses Obama of wrongly apologizing for U.S. actions abroad during Bush years

That doesn't sound wingnuttish to me. He doesn't approve of President Obama's actions in that area and is stating it respectfully enough.

207

Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:15:27pm

re: #204 Aceofwhat?

i get my mint from Breyers. pie may be the universal language, but Breyers' white mint chocolate chip is the language of my heart.

Never tried it. On the list.

208

Irenicum Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:15:44pm

The Glenn Beck Apocalypse.

Youtube Video

209

The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:16:15pm

Abducted California teenager found dead. Death to her violater/killer, and not 20 years from now, either.

210

Mad Al-Jaffee Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:16:42pm

BUTCH: Pie for breakfast?

FABIENNE: Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

-Pulp Fiction

211

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:16:45pm

re: #207 Silvergirl

Never tried it. On the list.

iirc, it has about 4 ingredients. i mean that in a good way.

212

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:16:50pm

re: #133 windsagio

Care to talk about Jr. Mints and Shellac?

Yeah, not my fav either. Already knew that one but I appreciate the link!

213

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:16:52pm

re: #209 The Sanity Inspector

(I'm such a goddamn liberal, it hurts)

Make sure you've got the right guy before you string 'em up!!!

214

The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:17:34pm

re: #206 Silvergirl

That doesn't sound wingnuttish to me. He doesn't approve of President Obama's actions in that area and is stating it respectfully enough.

The same defensible objections wer raised against Clinton's apology tour during his administration, too.

215

austin_blue Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:17:34pm

Interesting:

RACE NAME PARTY EARLY VOTES PERCENT TOTAL VOTES PERCENT
Member, State Board of Education, District 9
Don McLeroy - Incumbent REP 19,588 50.89% 19,588 50.90%
Thomas Ratliff REP 18,902 49.10% 18,889 49.09%
----------- -----------
Race Total 38,490 38,477
Precincts Reported 30 of 744 Precincts 4.03%

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goddamnedfrank Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:18:06pm

re: #187 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Great, the cake is a lie and pies are the source of all evil. What is left?

The soufflé of indifference mon ami.

217

Mr. Crankypants Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:18:54pm

re: #216 goddamnedfrank

The soufflé of indifference mon ami.

My souflfle of indifference has fallen, does that mean I am now forced to give a shit?

218

Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:18:59pm

re: #204 Aceofwhat?

i get my mint from Breyers. pie may be the universal language, but Breyers' white mint chocolate chip is the language of my heart.

Well, we definitely have something in common there.

219

Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:19:28pm

re: #216 goddamnedfrank

The soufflé of indifference mon ami.

The sorbet of mild annoyance.

220

Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:19:43pm

re: #217 PT Barnum

My souflfle of indifference has fallen, does that mean I am now forced to give a shit?

No, a damn would be sufficient.

221

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:20:08pm

re: #181 windsagio

Never ever look at your bed with a microscope.

... or a blacklight.

Thats why I wash my mattress cover regularly and spray it with fabreeze almost daily. Dust Mites, one of the ugliest creatures the good Lord created! Bleaugh!

222

Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:20:52pm

re: #220 Varek Raith

No, a damn would be sufficient.

Unless he happened to be a civet. He could refine is own after dinner coffee.

223

Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:20:55pm

re: #221 Dragon_Lady

Thats why I wash my mattress cover regularly and spray it with fabreeze almost daily. Dust Mites, one of the ugliest creatures the good Lord created! Bleaugh!

Hey! I like bugs...
:P

224

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:21:13pm

re: #209 The Sanity Inspector

Abducted California teenager found dead. Death to her violater/killer, and not 20 years from now, either.

Sad news in this area.

Your statement about delayed justice reminds me of a well publicized trial here a few years back, when a guy was finally convicted of abducting and killing a young girl. It was quite the trial and followed locally as intently as the OJ trial. It wasn't a slam-dunk case, either, so the trial was engaging, to say the least.

In this case we'll have to wait and see how the suspect is finally charged. Unlike the older case (in which forensics needed to piece together an old case), this one should go much more quickly.

225

The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:21:45pm

re: #180 austin_blue

Early voting:

Goodhair is at 52%
The Breck Girl is at 29%
Troofer at 18%

Not good.

I'm pulling for the Troofer now.

I want a run off.

The more the light is shined on Governor Turd, the less lustre I think.

226

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:21:56pm

re: #221 Dragon_Lady

Like Little Ticks, all of 'em.

227

Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:22:47pm

re: #221 Dragon_Lady

Thats why I wash my mattress cover regularly and spray it with fabreeze almost daily. Dust Mites, one of the ugliest creatures the good Lord created! Bleaugh!

2 words: Giant Isopod

228

Uninformed Opinion Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:23:13pm

re: #203 freetoken

Almost back on topic...

Looks like Mitt has finally found something over which to bond to the winguts:

He still has some pretty stiff anti mormon sentiment to deal with.

229

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:23:36pm

re: #209 The Sanity Inspector

Abducted California teenager found dead. Death to her violater/killer, and not 20 years from now, either.

I have no moral objection to capital punishment, but isn't it technically worse to sentence the dude to a life of being Bubba's girlfriend?

230

windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:23:41pm

re: #227 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

2 words: Giant Isopod

Let's play ball!

231

freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:23:47pm

The Sarah is on The Tonight Show tonight, btw.

Leno's first night back was a big success in the ratings. That he booked Palin for his second night back is an interesting play on ratings.

232

jamesfirecat Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:23:57pm

re: #228 Uninformed Opinion

He still has some pretty stiff anti mormon sentiment to deal with.

No one seems to ever bug Glenn Beck over it....

233

The Left Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:24:49pm

re: #232 jamesfirecat

No one seems to ever bug Glenn Beck over it...

That's because Beck has to deal with some pretty stiff anti-moron sentiment.

234

The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:24:55pm

re: #228 Uninformed Opinion

He still has some pretty stiff anti mormon sentiment to deal with.

The least of his problems. His issue is that, for lack of current terminology, he is square. Yes, square.

Give me a better word, please.

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Mr. Crankypants Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:03pm

re: #228 Uninformed Opinion

He still has some pretty stiff anti mormon sentiment to deal with.

Not to mention his mannequin head..although stick in a pipe and a different haircut and you get this guy.

236

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:04pm

re: #226 windsagio

Like Little Ticks, all of 'em.

yeah, but under a powerful scope they look like monsters. it's so interesting to me how some of the tiniest organisms, viewed in extreme magnification, are also some of the wildest-looking...

237

Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:09pm

re: #158 Cato the Elder

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05820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
98214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812
84811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819
64428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
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43305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854
80744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491

Um Cato? I think you got the 84th digit wrong...

Ha ha made you look! :-)

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windsagio Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:18pm

Yay! Download finished!

Talk to y'all later :P

239

Jaerik Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:25pm

"Pie. The universal language."

Yeah, of FASCISM!

...er, no wait, COMMUNISM!

No matter, Glen Beck told me they were all the same thing anyway.

240

MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:27pm

re: #234 The Shadow Do

The least of his problems. His issue is that, for lack of current terminology, he is square. Yes, square.

Give me a better word, please.

Sexy.

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Obdicut Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:25:43pm

re: #231 freetoken

Really? How bizarre.

242

Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:26:32pm

re: #230 windsagio

Let's play ball!

dust mite

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:26:48pm

re: #240 MandyManners

Sexy.

He needs a campaign manager then. Could be you!?

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:26:58pm

re: #227 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

2 words: Giant Isopod

Now my nightmares are complete! Hey wait...didn't I see him in a "B" movie?

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Mr. Crankypants Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:27:09pm

re: #241 Obdicut

Really? How bizarre.

Youtube Video

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:27:44pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Yeah, it's Henry.

I told you all he was a sekret Muslim. But did you believe me?

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Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:28:09pm

re: #242 Aceofwhat?

dust mite

Worse

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MandyManners Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:28:58pm

re: #243 The Shadow Do

He needs a campaign manager then. Could be you!?

As long as I don't have to fly.

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Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:29:14pm

re: #240 MandyManners

Sexy.

ewe!!!

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:29:26pm

re: #243 The Shadow Do

He needs a campaign manager then. Could be you!?

I'll assist. We start by messing up his hair. Loosen the tie, unbutton one button on his white shirt. Roll up the sleeves.

Want to play, Mandy?

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freetoken Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:29:27pm

re: #241 Obdicut

[Link: www.nbc.com...]

The Sarah has been called a celebrity, not a real leader/politician. I think that is a pretty good call.

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:29:30pm

re: #223 Varek Raith

Hey! I like bugs...
:P

Yeah and those little guys really like you! You know you can even find them in you skin? Your clothes? You sure you like them?

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:11pm

re: #49 Charles

Why does Glenn Beck hate Henry VIII?

Well, if he's opposed to the centralizing of power, I guess you could see Henry as a step forward for that.

I don't think Beck knows that much history, though.

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:17pm

re: #248 MandyManners

As long as I don't have to fly.

Whistle stop it is then. Retro works!

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:21pm

re: #247 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Worse

LOLOLOL!!!!!

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:33pm

re: #247 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Worse

Country worse

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Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:44pm

re: #247 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Worse

"When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not."

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:47pm

re: #55 jaunte

" I don't know enough about English history."
-- Glenn Beck

I mean, I hate Henry VIII, but I have my reasons.

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Darth Vader Gargoyle Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:48pm

Nighty Night Lizardia!

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Altermite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:30:59pm

annnnd virginia might be getting another few inches of snow. wtf?

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Uninformed Opinion Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:31:02pm

re: #232 jamesfirecat

No one seems to ever bug Glenn Beck over it...

Well, a surprising number of people do not know it.

The whole Romney situation goes back to the Kennedy/Catholic thing, the possibility of external influence etc. Plenty of people like to get whipped up about those issues.

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Kragar Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:31:28pm

re: #252 Dragon_Lady

Yeah and those little guys really like you! You know you can even find them in you skin? Your clothes? You sure you like them?

Replacing your tongue

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:32:02pm

re: #64 freetoken

It struck me that Vlad might be up there if Beck is trying to link the vampire-fetish of the Millenial Generation to the Fascist/Communists.

Or, perhaps, Beck is claiming that Hitler, Stalin et. al. really were vampires?

Well, apparently there is a new book out, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, that claims that vampires started the Civil War. So who knows?

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Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:32:12pm

re: #252 Dragon_Lady

Yeah and those little guys really like you! You know you can even find them in you skin? Your clothes? You sure you like them?

Heh, no sense in me getting upset about it! Do you know how much bacteria is around ya???
/Muhahahaha!
;)

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Silvergirl Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:32:15pm

re: #258 SanFranciscoZionist

I mean, I hate Henry VIII, but I have my reasons.

He offed a lot of his wives for starters.

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Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:33:15pm

re: #260 Altermite

annnd virginia might be getting another few inches of snow. wtf?

Wait, what? Witch part? I'm in NoVA.

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Altermite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:33:18pm

re: #265 Silvergirl

He offed a lot of his wives for starters.

poor fellow.

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Mad Al-Jaffee Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:33:42pm

I wonder what Beck thinks about Blind Lemon Pye?

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wee fury Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:33:57pm

re: #267 Altermite

poor fellow.

But, he didn't pay alimony.

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Altermite Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:34:28pm

re: #267 Altermite

poor fellow.

re: #266 Varek Raith

Wait, what? Witch part? I'm in NoVA.

Whoops, that was meant to be you, and it wasn't done yet.

I'm nearish richmond, and we're looking at a mix of rain and snow tonight. Could be as little as half an inch, but if it gets cold enough, could be up to six.

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:35:24pm

re: #91 Jimmah

Rough guess - divorce; war on 'the family', 'progressivism' etc.

One of the funniest letters to the editor about same-sex marriage I ever saw came from an Episcopal priest who was critical of the idea that marriage could exist except between one man and one woman. He said that he thought the founder of his church, Henry VIII, and his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and his wife, Anne Boleyn, and his wife, Jane Grey, and his wife, Anne of Cleves, and his wife, Catherine Howard, and his wife, Catherine Parr, would be very distressed to hear that some people thought you could get around that.

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:36:06pm

re: #250 Silvergirl

I'll assist. We start by messing up his hair. Loosen the tie, unbutton one button on his white shirt. Roll up the sleeves.

Want to play, Mandy?

Personally, I'd take him out fishing or some such for a week or two in the back country. Let him grow some whiskers and get a bit smelly. I'd drink a beer or ten around the campfire with him even though he would not join in (the body being God's temple and all). And then we would emerge from the woods being reinvented a la Madonna or something like that.

So damn disappointing. He is really the right person for the tough, tough job at hand.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:36:26pm

re: #262 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Replacing your tongue

a live video for those who wondered about the picture

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:36:40pm

re: #105 albusteve

from the link at #43
See, before communism and fascism there was King Henry VIII, King George, Vlad the Impaler — you name it — oppressive killer governments.

You know, I really don't think you can call George III's government an 'oppressive killer government'. Certainly not by the standard of the day.

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:37:14pm

re: #262 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Replacing your tongue

Well my dreams are well and truly screwed tonight. That even made RWC yell "YUCK"! Thanks for that image Kragar...

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:38:07pm

re: #275 Dragon_Lady

Well my dreams are well and truly screwed tonight. That even made RWC yell "YUCK"! Thanks for that image Kragar...

i dare you to watch the video...

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:38:26pm

re: #264 Varek Raith

Heh, no sense in me getting upset about it! Do you know how much bacteria is around ya???
/Muhahahaha!
;)

Yeah, but I try not to think about it....I'd become a germophob!

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:38:26pm

re: #161 austin_blue

Rent "Sirens". Have mercy. Why did she choose to be gay and dash the hopes of men worldwide?!?!?

///

Maybe it was easier than dashing the hopes of all but one?

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Varek Raith Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:38:38pm

re: #275 Dragon_Lady

Well my dreams are well and truly screwed tonight. That even made RWC yell "YUCK"! Thanks for that image Kragar...

The little parasite looks kind of cute!
:P

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Donna Ballard Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:39:33pm

I'm gonna go make dinner, I'm hungry and RWC wants to log in. See you all later! Keep Laughing Everyone! :-)

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:39:49pm

re: #274 SanFranciscoZionist

You know, I really don't think you can call George III's government an 'oppressive killer government'. Certainly not by the standard of the day.

Too late to take that up with my colonial ancestors, I suppose.

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:40:07pm

re: #209 The Sanity Inspector

Abducted California teenager found dead. Death to her violater/killer, and not 20 years from now, either.

God damn it.

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Aceofwhat? Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:41:06pm

re: #282 SanFranciscoZionist

God damn it.

He may do just that-

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:41:14pm

re: #227 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

2 words: Giant Isopod

One of the biology teachers at my school has currently got a lot of isopodes. The kids are feeding them lettuce and observing them in the lab.

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:41:43pm

re: #234 The Shadow Do

The least of his problems. His issue is that, for lack of current terminology, he is square. Yes, square.

Give me a better word, please.

So wooden that he's sprouting branches?

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:43:22pm

re: #265 Silvergirl

He offed a lot of his wives for starters.

Only actually executed two of them, to be fair.

Granted, that is two more wives than any other King of England has executed.

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:43:37pm

re: #285 SanFranciscoZionist

So wooden that he's sprouting branches?

I was hoping for an expression more au courant, but yes "wooden" will do.

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The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:44:15pm

re: #229 Aceofwhat?

I have no moral objection to capital punishment, but isn't it technically worse to sentence the dude to a life of being Bubba's girlfriend?

I'm for justice, not abuse.

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Digital Display Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:44:59pm

re: #280 Dragon_Lady

I'm gonna go make dinner, I'm hungry and RWC wants to log in. See you all later! Keep Laughing Everyone! :-)

Kind regards.. I think you and RWC are my favorite posters...
For you guys...
Come on get higher
I miss the sound of your voice
And I miss the rush of your skin
And I miss the still of the silence
As you breathe out and I breathe in

If I could walk on water, If I could tell you what’s next
Make you believe, make you forget

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love

I miss the sound of your voice
The loudest thing in my head
And I ache to remember
All the violent, sweet,
perfect words that you said

If I could walk on water, if i could tell you what’s next,
make you believe, make you forget

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goddamnedfrank Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:45:50pm

re: #287 The Shadow Do

I was hoping for an expression more au courant, but yes "wooden" will do.

So lame that his crutches need crutches?

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SanFranciscoZionist Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:46:03pm

re: #281 The Shadow Do

Too late to take that up with my colonial ancestors, I suppose.

I mean, we needed to boot them out, please don't misunderstand me. But compared to, you know, Vlad the Impaler...

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Page 3 in the Binder of Women Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:48:41pm

re: #288 The Sanity Inspector

I'm for justice, not abuse.

Sanity, yes. Thank you for that website.

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The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:53:32pm

re: #247 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Worse

No relation (?)

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The Shadow Do Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:54:03pm

re: #291 SanFranciscoZionist

I mean, we needed to boot them out, please don't misunderstand me. But compared to, you know, Vlad the Impaler...

Vlad would be more analagous to the colonialists in your simile. I don't think they fit the description either.

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The Sanity Inspector Tue, Mar 2, 2010 6:58:33pm

re: #274 SanFranciscoZionist

You know, I really don't think you can call George III's government an 'oppressive killer government'. Certainly not by the standard of the day.

North America is the one place in the world where the rights of man are fully understood; for the Americans are fitting descendants of those famous republicans who left their country to escape the tyrant. They are a breed of men who have proved themselves worthy of to fight & conquer even the English, during a time when the latter had regained their liberty and framed the finest constitution that has ever been. The American revolution will be useful to England herself, for it will force her to re-examine her constitution and weed it of abuses. What will happen then? Being driven out of the continent of North America, the English will throw themselves on the French and Spanish possessions in the West Indies and give them English government, which is founded upon, and even tends to increase, man's natural love of liberty. Then new constitutions will be framed upon a basis of freedom, in the quondam French and Spanish islands, and especially in Spanish America; & thus the English will achieve the signal honour of having given birth to almost the only free countries in the world: the only peoples who will have known and preserved the rights of man, and therefore the sole ones actually worthy to bear his name. But how many years will be needed to make this revolution complete? Enormous stretches of land will have to be cleansed of the French and Spanish, who would only perpetuate slavery, and colonised with Englishmen, bearing the seeds of freedom. These seeds will germinate, and at last bring forth that final revolution which will drive the English themselves from the two Americas and all the Indies.
--Nicolas Chamfort, Maxims et Pensees, late 18th century

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Hector1980 Tue, Mar 2, 2010 7:41:35pm

Has anyone here read Focault's Pendulum?

Because Glen Beck is practically a character created by Umberto Eco.

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elizajane Tue, Mar 2, 2010 9:05:03pm

As a historian who does a fair amount with the early Tudors, I am thrilled to bits to find Bluff King Hal (as his friends call him) featured as a pie-loving dictator of either communist or fascist tendencies by Glen Beck. My goodness! My work is suddenly politically relevant! Perhaps I will be asked to be a guest pundit on various vapid news analysis shows. I can't wait.
I do think that Henry VIII loved pies, although most probably they were filled with meat and not (as in the case of most other dictatorial commie fascists) sweets.

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Almost Killed by Space Hookers Tue, Mar 2, 2010 10:04:25pm

re: #297 elizajane

As a historian who does a fair amount with the early Tudors, I am thrilled to bits to find Bluff King Hal (as his friends call him) featured as a pie-loving dictator of either communist or fascist tendencies by Glen Beck. My goodness! My work is suddenly politically relevant! Perhaps I will be asked to be a guest pundit on various vapid news analysis shows. I can't wait.
I do think that Henry VIII loved pies, although most probably they were filled with meat and not (as in the case of most other dictatorial commie fascists) sweets.

I adore history and I particularly like medieval and renaissance history.

Tell me, are you a fan of Allison Weir?

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DemonFish Wed, Mar 3, 2010 12:32:36am

pol pot pie?

Lancashire Hot Pol Pot?

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Tigger2005 Wed, Mar 3, 2010 4:03:00am

Will speaking out only if you know what you're talking about, and keeping your mouth shut if you don't, ever come back into vogue?

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Sacred Plants Wed, Mar 3, 2010 4:42:27am

There must be something in the pie.

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prescole Wed, Mar 3, 2010 12:22:36pm

Beck started out as a shock jock. O'Reilly started out on tabloid TV news. Murdoch made his millions off tabloids.
Let's run our democracy from the National Enquirer...

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Funky_Gibbon Wed, Mar 3, 2010 12:22:43pm

re: #57 Obdicut

Henry the VIII had a lot of property and land seized from the Catholic church. Maybe that's the angle? Anti-religion?

Henry VIII's libedo was the main reason behind the formation of the Anglican church, with himself has head of the church. He wasn't anti-religious, he just wanted a divorce...

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