Onion: Kentucky Violated NCAA Rules
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1 | Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:21:03pm |
Very clever stuff. Nice way to wind down at night.
3 | NJDhockeyfan Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:26:59pm |
I think I found the organ player.
4 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:41:19pm |
The lifetime supply of slightly ripe raw chicken peices had nothing to do with Rex becoming a point gaurd for Kentucky. They just happened to be already left over from the student center cafeteria...
/Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!
6 | jordash1212 Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:55:47pm |
The whole system makes me sick. We value professional sports too much in this country.
Colleges invest so much money into their athletic programs in order to get endorsements. It comes as no surprise to me that integrity is thrown out the window in order to get those special players. College just becomes the stepping stone for the professional leagues. The NCAA should have more stringent rules about the conditions under which a student plays for a team. As a starting point, they should sign a contract guaranteeing they stay long enough to get their degree.
7 | Stanghazi Mon, Mar 15, 2010 10:56:43pm |
Back flip basketball shot
[Link: www.dump.com...]
(it's really a back handspring shot, but I'm not gonna argue - pretty amazing)
11 | jordash1212 Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:15:22pm |
re: #8 Slumbering Behemoth
I hear ya. The video was funny, but it makes me kind of sad at the same time. Chappelle's show is like that, too.
12 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:23:46pm |
re: #11 jordash1212
Well, there are some that say good comedy comes from pain.
13 | goddamnedfrank Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:33:50pm |
14 | iceweasel Mon, Mar 15, 2010 11:35:15pm |
re: #13 goddamnedfrank
The promo for Ugly Americans inspired me to change my avatar.
[Video]
Love it! I was looking for that video just the other day to post here. :)
Great avatar.
16 | _RememberTonyC Tue, Mar 16, 2010 5:52:09am |
The "sports" themed thread is always appreciated, Charles.
This one wasn't quite up the Onion's standards. If you want to see sheer brilliance, watch the Onion video on the Clippers and the Staples Center roof collapse. The humor reflected deep knowledge of what a joke the Clippers' franchise is/was. And that made it much funnier.
This one was 6 on a scale of 10.