Popular right wing blogger (and writer for Newsmax, World Net Daily, and Andrew Breitbart’s websites) Pamela “Shrieking Harpy” Geller has never had a very firm grasp on reality. But the constant poison and hatred in which she bathes has now apparently rotted away her last shred of sanity.

Today Geller posts another one of her illiterate hate rants, announcing to the world that according to raving kook Jack Wheeler, the monstrous Obama-Thing That Stole the White House is planning an October Surprise to end all October Surprises: Get Wise to October’s Surprise - Shrieking Harpy.

Everything is an Obama-related conspiracy to Geller. Including the economic collapse.

We all know it’s coming. In what shape, idea, form…..who’s to know? Evil always surprises. Its goals are constant, their objective never changes, but inevitably it always manifests itself as the savior of the day, the savior of man. The 2008 Democrat October surprise that ushered in the first hardcore radical post-American president was the “economic collapse.” Oh yes, that was a beaut.

The time before that, the moochers and the looters tried to fake Bush documents — except that the right-wing blogosphere caught them red-handed, so they missed their mark.

(Oh yeah, I sort of remember something about that. Of course, in Geller’s world, it’s now the “right wing blogosphere” that exposed the Rathergate documents, because giving credit where it’s due is so yesterday, and this lets her feed her gigantic ego.)

But the party of haters, infiltrators, anti-capitalists, anti-freedom, anti-individual rights is going to have to pull off something really catastrophic to stay in power this November. And they will, because they despise the premise of America and they mean to replace it with statism, the source of untold, incomprehensible human misery for centuries.

So what is the “really catastrophic” plot being hatched by the monstrous Obama-thing? Oh, nothing much. He’s just planning an act of nuclear terrorism against the US, that’s all.

Our country is faced with an impending economic catastrophe, a Second Great Depression. It is being brought about on purpose by a political party that cares only for keeping and expanding its power, and looks upon prosperity as a threat to that power.

That party is now being threatened with being thrown out of power. If that party is evil enough and fascist enough to cause an economic catastrophe, it is certainly evil and fascist enough to cause a physical catastrophe, an Ultimate October Surprise, that will frighten and enrage voters enough to preserve its power in November.

What could this be? The most likely would be another 9/11, a massively horrific terrorist attack, perhaps even nuclear. An attack for which no one or no group will claim responsibility, no Al Qaeda, no Osama bin Laden, no Timothy McVeigh - just a plethora of pointed fingers at a multitude of suspects, without any sufficiently hard evidence to implicate one in particular.

It will be enough to raise suspicion about the dangerous Tea Party people and anyone who is “anti-government,” enough for people to rally around their Zero-led government in fear and confusion.

Conspiracy theorists who believe that our own government, led by President Bush, perpetrated the First 9/11 attack on America are fruitcake kooks. A part of their brain is unhinged. But if there is a Second 9/11 attack on America this October, and worse than the first, the fully rational response will be to accuse our own government, led by President Zero, of perpetrating it.

The rational response will be to say, This is no accident, comrades.

Yes, those other conspiracy theorists — they’re the ones who are nuts! We’re rational!

How much crazier can Geller get? Stay tuned! She’ll have a hard time topping this one, but don’t worry; she’ll find a way.