Palin: Babies - Guns - Jesus
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Here’s another photo from the Glenn Beck Restoration Minstrel Show; the rally’s organizers banned signs, so the audience brought t-shirts.
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:44:54pm |
babies gun jesus?
wow what a headline!
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:45:02pm |
That's the Sunday morning TV schedule here in Alabama.
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jamesfirecat Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:45:19pm |
I say again, this shirt is a freaking chicken, seed, fox boat river problem, because you can't have guns next to babies and have it make sense, but you can't have guns next to Jesus and have it make sense either... so the person who designed it clearly decided to "solve" that problem by having it be next to both!
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:46:08pm |
You know, I have nothing much against any of those things, but seeing them all promoted as a package, and as attributes of Sarah Palin, makes me very, very twitchy.
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:46:40pm |
re: #2 Decatur Deb
That's the Sunday morning TV schedule here in Alabama.
Does Jesus take the babies to the rifle range, or what?
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jamesfirecat Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:47:18pm |
You know Dark, something about that shirt makes me think that it's time to hear about Civil War Woods, or is this thread too on the nose?
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:48:33pm |
re: #6 SanFranciscoZionist
Does Jesus take the babies to the rifle range, or what?
We had a Sunday militant church puppet show called "Ft. Rock". If you had seen it, you would not sleep well.
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:51:07pm |
somehow i can't picture jesus toting guns around
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:52:50pm |
re: #15 Boondock St. Bender
somehow i can't picture jesus toting guns around
"I bring not peace, but a CAR-15 with Picatinny rails."
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Stanghazi Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:53:03pm |
That shirt can go both ways.
Joke: I want one!
Serious: Her supporters are absolutely whack.
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Four More Tears Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:53:34pm |
re: #15 Boondock St. Bender
Here's a little help for you.
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Nimed Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:54:42pm |
Read it from right to left -- "Jesus guns [down] babies." Satanic shirt.
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:54:44pm |
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Nick Schroeder Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:54:49pm |
I'll take "Things I've Been Told 'The Left' Hates' for $1000, Alex.
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Four More Tears Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:54:51pm |
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:55:03pm |
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:55:06pm |
re: #18 JasonA
render onto ceasar that what is ceasars....lock and load...
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:56:08pm |
re: #7 jamesfirecat
You know Dark, something about that shirt makes me think that it's time to hear about Civil War Woods, or is this thread too on the nose?
No, its good for it.
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Mr Pancakes Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:56:35pm |
I cringed whenever I heard Palin speak...... but I really didn't hate her like Cato does. After she stood up for Dr. Laura.....I can't fucking stand her anymore.
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cliffster Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:56:51pm |
I'm going to put that shirt on and go for a walk through the 2010 NOW Conference. With a little plumber butt and belly hanging out.
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:57:37pm |
re: #27 cliffster
should we bring a box for your remains?
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:58:05pm |
re: #27 cliffster
I'm going to put that shirt on and go for a walk through the 2010 NOW Conference. With a little plumber butt and belly hanging out.
Can I have your car?
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jamesfirecat Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:58:39pm |
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Mr Pancakes Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:58:55pm |
re: #27 cliffster
I'm going to put that shirt on and go for a walk through the 2010 NOW Conference. With a little plumber butt and belly hanging out.
Cool..... you can be the new "Joe the Plumber".
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Killgore Trout Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:59:34pm |
Babies - Guns - Jesus
Is that in the right order?
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HappyWarrior Mon, Aug 30, 2010 6:59:40pm |
Somehow, this reminds me of the family guy clip with Jesus and Moses with guns gunning down the Romans from Mount Sinai.
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:00:13pm |
re: #31 Mr Pancakes
the first one probably isn't finished trying to cash in on his fifteen minutes yet
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Mr Pancakes Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:00:55pm |
re: #34 Boondock St. Bender
the first one probably isn't finished trying to cash in on his fifteen minutes yet
I think his 15 mins are over.
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:02:15pm |
re: #35 Mr Pancakes
true,but money grubbing seems to go on forever....
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Gus Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:03:07pm |
re: #33 HappyWarrior
Somehow, this reminds me of the family guy clip with Jesus and Moses with guns gunning down the Romans from Mount Sinai.
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Mr Pancakes Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:03:20pm |
re: #36 Boondock St. Bender
true,but money grubbing seems to go on forever...
I grub for it every chance I get.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:03:22pm |
OK, now for the long-delayed next LGF/D&D Crossover Encounter:
Civil War Woods
Dungeon Master's Notes: This encounter is a penalty phase if the players did not collect enough of Palindrome's Soul Gems. As the players took the easy way out earlier, they are now forced to shut down the DemiLitch's Astral Engine the hard way.
Unlike previous encounters, the DM should not make an effort to keep the player characters alive in this battle. In fact, its almost certain to kill at least one of them.
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cliffster Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:04:36pm |
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Turu The Terrible Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:05:09pm |
Babies, Guns and Jesus? That was a great Warren Zevon song!
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:05:17pm |
re: #38 Mr Pancakes
as do we all ...but we have a modicum of self respect while doing so
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:05:52pm |
The procedure for clearing a jam or stoppage in an M-16 / AR-15 rifle is known by the mnemonic SPORTS:
Slap
Pull
Observe
Release
Tap
Shoot
Coincidentally, if my recent forray to the nearby shopping mall is any indication, this same procedure is also sometimes used as a child disciplining technique.
So maybe THAT's the connection.
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jaunte Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:06:32pm |
re: #42 Turu The Terrible
"How was I to know, He was with the Russians too."
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Killgore Trout Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:07:03pm |
Glenn Beck now iz blogger....
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Gus Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:07:19pm |
re: #42 Turu The Terrible
Babies, Guns and Jesus? That was a great Warren Zevon song!
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send babies, guns and Jesus
Dad, get me out of this, ha
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Boondock St. Bender Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:08:14pm |
re: #46 Killgore Trout
when he cries,does he just write(sob...)?
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Cato the Elder Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:09:14pm |
Babies, guns, Jesus?
In that order?
Recipe for FAIL.
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jaunte Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:09:40pm |
re: #46 Killgore Trout
Glenn Beck now iz blogger...
We’ve put together a solid team of writers and reporters. I intend to keep them busy by sending a zillion story ideas at all hours.
Sounds like a hell of a job.
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jamesfirecat Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:10:17pm |
re: #44 negativ
The procedure for clearing a jam or stoppage in an M-16 / AR-15 rifle is known by the mnemonic SPORTS:
Slap
Pull
Observe
Release
Tap
ShootCoincidentally, if my recent forray to the nearby shopping mall is any indication, this same procedure is also sometimes used as a child disciplining technique.
So maybe THAT's the connection.
I know that... but only because I watched the Sarah Connor Chronicales...
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Cato the Elder Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:10:23pm |
re: #26 Mr Pancakes
I cringed whenever I heard Palin speak... but I really didn't hate her like Cato does. After she stood up for Dr. Laura...I can't fucking stand her anymore.
Never, ever, confuse "hate" with "despise".
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Decatur Deb Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:10:44pm |
re: #46 Killgore Trout
Glenn Beck now iz blogger...
I swear he's being trolled already (comment Becklover69).
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Turu The Terrible Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:11:43pm |
re: #18 JasonA
Here's a little help for you.
That's just wrong. Looks like an HK G36. Jesus was a Jew. He wouldn't use a damn German rifle. He'd have some proper kosher hardware like an Uzi, Galil or Tavor.
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freetoken Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:11:50pm |
re: #50 Cato the Elder
Babies, guns, Jesus?
I thought it was the Redneck Marriage Plan:
First the young guy gets the girl pregnant, then the girl's parents confront the impregnator with their guns telling him to marry the girl or die, and then the young man cries out "Jesus!".
It's worked for millions.
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Four More Tears Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:12:11pm |
re: #55 Turu The Terrible
That's just wrong. Looks like an HK G36. Jesus was a Jew. He wouldn't use a damn German rifle. He'd have some proper kosher hardware like an Uzi, Galil or Tavor.
Too soon?
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Turu The Terrible Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:13:17pm |
re: #56 freetoken
I thought it was the Redneck Marriage Plan:
First the young guy gets the girl pregnant, then the girl's parents confront the impregnator with their guns telling him to marry the girl or die, and then the young man cries out "Jesus!".
It's worked for millions.
When I was "comin' up" as they say down South, that was known as a shotgun weddin'.
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prairiefire Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:13:37pm |
New show from Anthony Bourdain on the Travel Channel.
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spikester Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:13:51pm |
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William Barnett-Lewis Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:14:18pm |
re: #50 Cato the Elder
Babies, guns, Jesus?
In that order?
Recipe for FAIL.
Nah, just for a FAL
// :)
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:14:38pm |
re: #27 cliffster
I'm going to put that shirt on and go for a walk through the 2010 NOW Conference. With a little plumber butt and belly hanging out.
Betcha someone will say, "Are you Margie's husband? I have her car keys for you."
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Mr Pancakes Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:14:39pm |
re: #58 Turu The Terrible
When I was "comin' up" as they say down South, that was known as a shotgun weddin'.
I had one of those........
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jamesfirecat Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:15:17pm |
re: #39 Dark_Falcon
OK, now for the long-delayed next LGF/D&D Crossover Encounter:
Civil War Woods
Dungeon Master's Notes: This encounter is a penalty phase if the players did not collect enough of Palindrome's Soul Gems. As the players took the easy way out earlier, they are now forced to shut down the DemiLitch's Astral Engine the hard way.
Unlike previous encounters, the DM should not make an effort to keep the player characters alive in this battle. In fact, its almost certain to kill at least one of them.
Dark you can take this upthread if you want, that's where I'm going.
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simoom Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:16:37pm |
The king of the idiotic t-shirts was this guy:
[Link: gawker.com...]
Image: shirtguy.jpg
Poor Glenn Beck. /// I mean, there he was trying steal the mantle of leader of a redefined Civil Rights movement away from Dr. King and this guy shows up wearing U.S. slavery apologetics straight out of Stormfront.
Oddly enough the same guy was responsible for wearing another of the goofier t-shirts from the rally:
[Link: gawker.com...]
Image: 500x_socialistpost.jpg
He's got it on underneath the black t-shirt in that first photo :P.
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Nimed Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:17:25pm |
I guess Palin's next opponent will run on a platform of abortions, gun control and the anti-Christ.
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:19:57pm |
re: #58 Turu The Terrible
When I was "comin' up" as they say down South, that was known as a shotgun weddin'.
Conveniently, the Yiddish terms for a marriage broker is a 'shadchan'. This lends itself nicely to multilingual gags.
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:22:53pm |
re: #65 simoom
The king of the idiotic t-shirts was this guy:
[Link: gawker.com...]
Poor Glenn Beck. /// I mean, there he was trying steal the mantle of leader of a redefined Civil Rights movement away from Dr. King and this guy shows up wearing U.S. slavery apologetics straight out of Stormfront.
Mauitania? Is that one of those Pacific islands like, you know, Maui?
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Max Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:23:12pm |
I agree, that t-shirt and whoever wore it was stupid; but why does this post have the "racism" tag and not "religious right?"
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:23:31pm |
re: #65 simoom
The king of the idiotic t-shirts was this guy:
[Link: gawker.com...]
Poor Glenn Beck. /// I mean, there he was trying steal the mantle of leader of a redefined Civil Rights movement away from Dr. King and this guy shows up wearing U.S. slavery apologetics straight out of Stormfront.
Oddly enough the same guy was responsible for wearing another of the goofier t-shirts from the rally:
[Link: gawker.com...]
He's got it on underneath the black t-shirt in that first photo :P.
So, let me see if I understand this correctly. There are places in the world where black people own slaves...as there have been since the development of black people and slavery.
This is very sad, of course, but it seems like a strangely specific fact to put on a T-shirt, and, one might say, somewhat irrelevent to the agenda of the day.
Oh....wait...this is somehow supposed to absolve Shirtman of the guilt about slavery in the United States that he feels is being unfairly foisted on him by those goddamn liberals?
Feh.
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SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:23:52pm |
re: #66 Nimed
I guess Palin's next opponent will run on a platform of abortions, gun control and the anti-Christ.
I believe they consider that to be the current president's agenda.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:26:49pm |
The players exit the dank stairway they have been walking up, opening an old wooden door and stepping outside. They find them selves in a fog shrouded wood. The trees are most bare and the air is late-Autumn cold. After the players have walked in ways in the Astral Engine's direction (perhaps fighting a handful of trolls at one point), they start to see figures ahead in the fog. If a player has a spell to to give them vision through murk, a successful use will give them a view a line of men in camouflage with slung rifles digging foxholes. Some of them, (the more-numerous, less purposeful ones), talk about the "EVIL!!" of the Demigod Obamrama, or the "perfidy" of the Lizard King. None of their accusations make any sense. The player should also notice a few men who work more swiftly and keep a sharp watch, speaking little. As the players creep closer they should see two men talking together slightly to one side. One is older and seems more experienced than his compatriot. He occasionally speaks in a free verse poetry and when doing so curses the Back-Stabbing Back-Bencher the players vanquished earlier. After they converse for a short time, the purposeful man steps away and walks down the line. If a spell to see through fog was cast, the player should make a Perception Roll at a +7 Difficulty modifier. If the roll succeeds, the player notices that the older man glances very slightly in the players direction.
Regardless of the success of such a roll, about a minute later, the line erupts in gunfire as the men rapidly unsling their rifles and open fire.
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tnguitarist Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:32:16pm |
re: #73 Amory Blaine
Guns and god, what could go wrong?
Flip that and you get the name of the new Skynyrd album. Seriously.
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b_Snark Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:37:22pm |
re: #75 Ojoe
But I like babies, guns and Jesus.
One of three ain't bad.
Guns: I don't care much, they're kind of meh.
Jesus: OK fictional character, I prefer Lazarus Long.
Babies: I love them with a little sage, salt and lemon pepper.
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Vambo Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:43:01pm |
re: #4 Coracle
Wait, you mean that's not a satire shirt?
I would totally wear this shirt... if there was a cartoon of Sarah riding a dinosaur on the back.
I mean like, I would wear it every other day. Because that's awesome.
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SteveMcG Mon, Aug 30, 2010 7:49:51pm |
How about this for a Disney mash-up? Take the lasers from Buzz Lightyear and put them on the Small World boats, and score points by zapping all the little kid dolls all over the place! (Extra points for the you-know-what ones)
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Aug 30, 2010 9:59:24pm |
I know precisely where that came from, if anyone cares.
The day that Senator McCain announced Governor Palin as his running mate, Rush Limbaugh announced his approval on the air with the following EXACT quote.
He said, (I'm serious, here) : Babies - Guns - Jesus... Hot damn!
The shirt is a direct Rush Limbaugh quote.
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ClaudeMonet Tue, Aug 31, 2010 12:17:31am |
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ClaudeMonet Tue, Aug 31, 2010 12:21:52am |
re: #68 Alouette
Mauitania? Is that one of those Pacific islands like, you know, Maui?
He spelled it incorrectly. It's "Maoitania", just off the mainland China coast.
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theheat Tue, Aug 31, 2010 3:14:43am |
In an alternate universe I suppose attributing these qualities to a buffoon like Palin makes sense, because in that alternate universe Sarah Palin wouldn't be the semi-literate, pandering, bible thumping, dishonest, one-dimensional train wreck she is. But the wingnuts trot these messages out, like the "Guns, Guts, and God" shirts, to reaffirm their badassery to the rest of us gutless, gunless, godless, child killers, because it appears, in their mind, it's one or the other. You can't be a gun owner and pro choice, or a gutsy person without God - no, you need the recipe on the shirts to be a Real American™. Given their intellectual simplicity, I suppose putting it shirts, with no more than three ingredients, works best for them. Nuance and critical thinking is not their strong point, and the wingnuts are shameless to advertise how painfully simple they are.
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zeir Tue, Aug 31, 2010 6:06:58am |
I can't help but think that the t-shirt is tongue-in-cheek.
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