You may have heard about a demonstration scheduled for today at the White House, called “Sharia4America,” announced by British radical Islamic buffoon Anjem Choudary. Frank Gaffney, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Glenn Beck, and the rest of the Bigot Brigade were convinced it was the beginning of the end. Glenn Beck’s pseudo-news site The Blaze has probably the most ridiculous hyperventilating piece: Are They Serious? ‘Shariah 4 America’ Group Calls for ‘Burkha’ on Statue of Liberty.

But unfortunately for the fear-mongers, Choudary just called off the sharia takeover of America, leaving them looking just as dumb as Anjem himself. Adam Serwer comments:

Frank Gaffney’s Center for Security Policy seized on the rally, announcing a counter press conference “warning of threat of Shariah law to the Constitution.” Now, in a cruel, ironic twist of fate, the foil they were promised will be absent. It’s practically a metaphor for the entire sharia panic in the first place.