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1 Alexzander  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:17:37pm

I have a knack for coming home just in time for the first comment. In this case it is on topic too as I am drunk. This floor is a fucking rollercoaster.

2 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:20:51pm

re: #1 Alexzander

I have a knack for coming home just in time for the first comment. In this case it is on topic too as I am drunk. This floor is a fucking rollercoaster.

But is it a good ride?

3 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:37:17pm
4 palomino  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:38:45pm

re: #3 Dark_Falcon

For PLL:

MineWolf systems to deploy to Libya

I hope Libya is the template for the US wars of the future. How many more Iraqs and Afghanistans can we afford?

5 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:39:16pm

re: #3 Dark_Falcon

For PLL:

MineWolf systems to deploy to Libya

This is a good thing—right?

Looks very cool.

6 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:40:01pm

For the gamers!

Night all.

Have a great morning!

7 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:52:26pm

re: #4 palomino

I hope Libya is the template for the US wars of the future. How many more Iraqs and Afghanistans can we afford?

I don’t think we can take it as a template. It has been more like what Kosovo was for us. Sometimes we need boots on the ground, sometimes not. Libya was one of those times when those boots were not needed. But we cannot limit ourselves to cases where that is true.

8 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:54:11pm

re: #5 ggt

This is a good thing—right?

Looks very cool.

Yes, it’s a good thing. Mine Wolf is used to clear land mines and unexploded ordnance (UXO) quickly and safely. It will help Libya recover and save lives.

9 palomino  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:58:39pm

re: #7 Dark_Falcon

I don’t think we can take it as a template. It has been more like what Kosovo was for us. Sometimes we need boots on the ground, sometimes not. Libya was one of those times when those boots were not needed. But we cannot limit ourselves to cases where that is true.

Sounds reasonable. But we’re in no position to take on any new ambitious nation building endeavors after our last two.

10 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:06:19pm

re: #9 palomino

Sounds reasonable. But we’re in no position to take on any new ambitious nation building endeavors after our last two.

That is true for the time being. So for now we rest and reequip. We avoid such ventures if we can in the future but undertake them more wisely if ever again we must do so. We should only say “Not Again” to being underprepared.

Goodnight, all.

11 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:10:22pm

A bit of late night humor for my fellow Lizards, except I think the author is actually serious:

Is My Husband GAY?

The comments are hilarious.

12 Kragar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:19:31pm

Plane in NV Crash Had ‘Radical’ Changes to Compete

The World War II-era plane that plummeted into an air-race crowd like a missile bore little resemblance to its original self. It was rebuilt for speed, if not for stability.

The 65-year-old “Galloping Ghost” underwent years of massive overhauls that took a full 10 feet off its wingspan. The ailerons — the back edges of the main wings used to control balance — were cut from about 60 inches to 32.

Pilot Jimmy Leeward had said the changes made the P-51 Mustang faster and more maneuverable, but in the months before Friday’s crash even he wasn’t certain exactly how it would perform.

“I know it’ll do the speed,” he said in a podcast uploaded to YouTube in June. “The systems aren’t proven yet. We think they’re going to be OK.”

13 Four More Tears  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:44:51pm

re: #11 Lidane

A bit of late night humor for my fellow Lizards, except I think the author is actually serious:

Is My Husband GAY?

The comments are hilarious.

Not every day you come across an article whose comments from the author have been hidden due to low ratings.

14 Targetpractice  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:58:21pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Plane in NV Crash Had ‘Radical’ Changes to Compete

If they were going strictly for straight-line speed, that would be one thing. But when you’re flying in a sport where you’re subjecting your bird regularly to 3-5g of force in turns, radically altering the design to sacrifice control for speed is lunacy. Even worse, it means that when you do lose control, you’re even less likely to regain it before something bad happens.

All it’s going to take now is for the final report to read that one of the modifications gave way, resulting in the crash, and Leeward’s family may be facing several wrongful death suits.

15 laZardo  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:18:06am

re: #4 palomino

I hope Libya is the template for the US wars of the future. How many more Iraqs and Afghanistans can we afford?

Libya might just make it one too many. After all, the corporate-war complex needs a stimulus too!

16 laZardo  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:20:19am
17 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:39:19am

re: #11 Lidane

A bit of late night humor for my fellow Lizards, except I think the author is actually serious:

Is My Husband GAY?

The comments are hilarious.

Satire surpassing even Landover Baptist. Christwire is the best!

18 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:42:01am

“Available Light” by Rush…it never gets old.

Youtube Video

19 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:52:03am

Night, all.
Be well..
Watch out for the floor!

20 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:12:40am

Sassy gay husband? All too funny, you’re right, this could be right out of Landoverbabtist…

21 Irenicum  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:14:01am

Just watched the Sufjan video. I went to school with him, though we didn’t hang out together at Hope. Still don’t quite get him. He reminds me in this song of Andrew Bird, who I prefer.

22 freetoken  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:40:50am

Raul Garcia Zarate:

MP3 Audio

23 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:41:46am

Raul Garcia Zar Eat World!

24 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:46:27am

re: #8 Dark_Falcon

Yes, it’s a good thing. Mine Wolf is used to clear land mines and unexploded ordnance (UXO) quickly and safely. It will help Libya recover and save lives.

Must be a blast to drive.

25 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:00:18am

Netflix renames DVD-by-mail service, adds video games

Ah, the old “rename our company and pretend we now got a good rep trick”.
;)

26 freetoken  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:01:48am

Tsuyoshi Yamamoto:

MP3 Audio

27 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:14:19am

re: #25 Varek Raith

Netflix renames DVD-by-mail service, adds video games

Ah, the old “rename our company and pretend we now got a good rep trick”.
;)

I’ve got more entertainment value out of Netflix than any other entertainment choice I’ve made in years.

But I’m really beginning to believe that Wall Street’s sole purpose these days is to fuck things up.

28 researchok  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:15:26am

Morning, all

29 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:16:24am

re: #28 researchok

Morning, all

Back at ya

30 researchok  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:21:35am

re: #29 RogueOne

Back at ya

I’m in cruise mode.

FT’s music selection is a part of my morning wakeup drill- that and coffee

31 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:31:34am

Eleven users! We got a football team now!

32 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:43:18am

re: #27 BongCrodny

I’ve got more entertainment value out of Netflix than any other entertainment choice I’ve made in years.

But I’m really beginning to believe that Wall Street’s sole purpose these days is to fuck things up.

I’ve only used Netflix for the streaming. Do people still watch DVD’s?

33 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:55:37am

re: #32 RogueOne

I’ve only used Netflix for the streaming. Do people still watch DVD’s?

The 8 Track in my car doesn’t let me “watch” anything!!

34 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:56:10am

The Charlie Sheen roast is tonight, set your DVR’s!

35 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:56:57am

re: #31 ralphieboy

Eleven users! We got a football team now!

I’m not playing center

(not after the last time I bent over in front of another guy)

(((NTTAWWT!!!))

36 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:03:28am

re: #35 sattv4u2

Can you believe how well Cam Newton is starting off his career? He’s been impressive.

37 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:12:36am

re: #36 RogueOne

Can you believe how well Cam Newton is starting off his career? He’s been impressive.

Especially yesterday, seeing they were playing the Packers

38 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:14:47am

re: #37 sattv4u2

Especially yesterday, seeing they were playing the Packers

The best moment of the day yesterday was watching Vick being helped to the locker rooms. I’d like to see him get broken into little pieces this year. I can hold a grudge when it’s necessary.

39 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:15:18am

re: #37 sattv4u2

Oh, and I was rooting for the Pats yesterday. It hurt a little but I can’t stand Philip Rivers.

40 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:20:05am

The man who would be veep
thehill.com

The battle for the Republican presidential nomination is just heating up. But the choice of running mate is as good as settled, at least if the Beltway buzz is to be believed.

Many party insiders feel that the attractions of Sen. Marco Rubio (Fla.) for the second spot on the ticket are irresistible.

“Right now, he is head and shouders above everybody else,” Florida-based GOP strategist Rick Wilson told The Hill. (Wilson supported Rubio during his 2010 Senate bid, but did not work for the campaign.)

I think Romney could carry FL without Rubio, I’m not so sure about Perry. I wonder who Romney would like as a VP candidate. Would he grab for Rubio when he can carry FL on his own or grab someone from a state he needs, like PA or NJ.

41 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:28:49am

re: #39 RogueOne

Oh, and I was rooting for the Pats yesterday. It hurt a little but I can’t stand Philip Rivers.

Yeah

Brady had an off day! After throwing for 500+ yards last week, he only had 425 yesterday

BENCH HIM!!

42 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:30:51am

re: #40 RogueOne

The man who would be veep
[Link: thehill.com…]

I think Romney could carry FL without Rubio, I’m not so sure about Perry. I wonder who Romney would like as a VP candidate. Would he grab for Rubio when he can carry FL on his own or grab someone from a state he needs, like PA or NJ.

Rubio has many more positives for Romney (or whoever) than just the Florida angle

he would cover Romneys right,,,, he’s Latino,,, he blunts the “Mormon” criticism Romney may endure from both in and out of the party

43 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:36:24am

re: #38 RogueOne

The best moment of the day yesterday was watching Vick being helped to the locker rooms. I’d like to see him get broken into little pieces this year. I can hold a grudge when it’s necessary.

I’m ambivalent RE: Vick

What he did was disgusting, no doubt (ESPECIALLY in that I’m a dog lover,,, have two now ,,, have and will take in strays/ fosters all the time)

OTOH , he did pay the price ,, did serve his time,,, etc

44 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:36:50am

re: #42 sattv4u2

Rubio has many more positives for Romney (or whoever) than just the Florida angle

he would cover Romneys right,,, he’s Latino,,, he blunts the “Mormon” criticism Romney may endure from both in and out of the party

All true but I don’t think a lot of people vote for the presidential candidate based on the VP except those from their home state. Cheney helped Bush (in the same way Biden helped Obama) and Palin helped McCain but they would have both been better, IMO, to pick someone that could have helped them pick up a state. For example, if Bush had picked Tom Ridge from PA I don’t think we would have had a fight over FL.

45 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:37:46am

re: #43 sattv4u2

I’m ambivalent RE: Vick

What he did was henious, no doubt (ESPECIALLY in that I’m a dog lover,,, have two now ,,, have and will take in strays/ fosters all the time)

OTOH , he did pay the price ,, did serve his time,,, etc

That means the state needs to cut him a 2nd chance, which I support, but I don’t have to give him one. I’m still rooting for karma to run him over with a bus.

46 RadicalModerate  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:38:09am

Three guesses which network censored a comedy routine poking fun at them?

EMMYS: Fox Nixes Alec Baldwin Joke About News Corp Phone-Hacking Scandal In Opening Bit; Baldwin Walks, Replaced By Leonard Nimoy

EXCLUSIVE: The opening video for tonight’s Primetime Emmy Awards on News Corp-owned Fox was supposed to feature 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin playing a fictional president of television. But after a joke about News Corp topper Rupert Murdoch and the ongoing UK phone-hacking scandal involving his media empire was cut from the pretaped bit, Baldwin pulled out. He was replaced at the last minute by Star Trek veteran Leonard Nimoy, who re-did the skit sans the News Corp joke.

47 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:41:30am

re: #40 RogueOne

The man who would be veep
[Link: thehill.com…]

I think Romney could carry FL without Rubio, I’m not so sure about Perry. I wonder who Romney would like as a VP candidate. Would he grab for Rubio when he can carry FL on his own or grab someone from a state he needs, like PA or NJ.

Especially since nobody but the dumb confederates will buy that old pandering/tokenism act. Perry better write off Florida, if part of his schtick is knocking Medicare.

48 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:42:21am

re: #44 RogueOne

All true but I don’t think a lot of people vote for the presidential candidate based on the VP except those from their home state. Cheney helped Bush (in the same way Biden helped Obama) and Palin helped McCain but they would have both been better, IMO, to pick someone that could have helped them pick up a state. For example, if Bush had picked Tom Ridge from PA I don’t think we would have had a fight over FL.

I think the picking a VP to pick up “his” state is passe. Last time it was needed/ really worked was Kennedy with Johnson (and even that wasn’t “just” to pick up Texas,, it was for the entire south, to help blunt the “Catholic” stigma against Kennedy, and for Johnsons experience/ contacts)

Nowadays, with the 24/7 news cycle, the internet, et al, all these people are “known” to us nationally, not just in their states

49 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:45:15am

re: #48 sattv4u2

You trying to say I’m old? I can read between the lines butthole///

50 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:46:16am

re: #49 RogueOne

You trying to say I’m old? I can read between the lines butthole///

Hey ,,,, at the time ,, MY “knock” on Kennedy was that he was a KID!!!

:)

51 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:49:45am

I hear Bill Clinton is looking into the possibility of running for office in Italy:

Silvio Berlusconi wiretaps reveal boast of spending night with eight women
guardian.co.uk

Magistrates investigating an alleged prostitution ring in Italy have published wiretaps in which Silvio Berlusconi boasts of spending the night with eight women and complains that meetings with Gordon Brown and the Pope are interfering with his partying.

The wiretaps were released at the conclusion of an investigation into entrepreneur Gianpaolo Tarantini, who is accused of paying women to sleep with Berlusconi, 74, at his homes in 2008 and 2009. The Italian prime minister is not under investigation, although the wiretaps throw doubt on Berlusconi’s claims that he has never paid for sex.

52 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 3:57:51am

re: #32 RogueOne

I’ve only used Netflix for the streaming. Do people still watch DVD’s?

I had the DVD option, until they doubled the price. I only watched four or five movies per month via the DVD option, so it didn’t make sense to do that any longer.

53 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:01:43am

re: #11 Lidane

A bit of late night humor for my fellow Lizards, except I think the author is actually serious:

Is My Husband GAY?

The comments are hilarious.

oh shit, I scored an 8 out of the 14 signs. All this time I thought those might be signs of a sex addiction (that way my behavior isn’t my fault) and it turns out I might be gay?

54 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:02:32am

re: #52 BongCrodny

I had the DVD option, until they doubled the price. I only watched four or five movies per month via the DVD option, so it didn’t make sense to do that any longer.

Have you tried the streaming? It’s awfully handy.

55 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:03:19am

re: #53 RogueOne

oh shit, I scored an 8 out of the 14 signs. All this time I thought those might be signs of a sex addiction (that way my behavior isn’t my fault) and it turns out I might be gay?

I’m not gay

But I think my boyfriend is!!
/

56 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:03:59am

re: #54 RogueOne

Have you tried the streaming? It’s awfully handy.

That’s what I meant; I kept the streaming option.

I would never have thought to watch “Hobo With A Shotgun” otherwise, so there you have it.

57 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:05:16am

re: #53 RogueOne

oh shit, I scored an 8 out of the 14 signs. All this time I thought those might be signs of a sex addiction (that way my behavior isn’t my fault) and it turns out I might be gay?

That was a great wake-up article, my wife and I are analyzing it now.

Loved the author’s bio-block:

About The Author
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

58 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:06:07am

re: #56 BongCrodny

That’s what I meant; I kept the streaming option.

I would never have thought to watch “Hobo With A Shotgun” otherwise, so there you have it.

+1 for Hobo with a shotgun! I like the access to a lot of old tv shows. I’m still working my way through 2 of my old fav’s, Rockford Files and Buffy.

59 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:06:39am

re: #55 sattv4u2

I’m not gay

But I think my boyfriend is!!
/

Hmmm.. Your response sounds sarcastic and ironic to me.

60 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:08:21am

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
Thank you for not realizing there are actually two halves to a football game.
Love,
CCA.
Morning honcos.

61 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:08:34am

re: #57 Decatur Deb

That was a great wake-up article, my wife and I are analyzing it now.

Loved the author’s bio-block:

About The Author
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

I think “antique soda bottle collector” should be on the list.

62 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:10:37am

re: #61 RogueOne

I think “antique soda bottle collector” should be on the list.

I’m impressed that he did it without mentioning Liza Minnelli.

63 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:10:44am

re: #57 Decatur Deb

That was a great wake-up article, my wife and I are analyzing it now.

Loved the author’s bio-block:

About The Author
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

I’m gonna take a guess and offer that 100% of all men answer “yes” to at least four of those questions.

Hell, no, I ain’t gonna tell which ones!

64 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:11:07am

re: #62 Decatur Deb

I’m impressed that he did it without mentioning Liza Minnelli.

There was a good joke in there about “blessed package” but I let it slide.

65 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:12:04am

re: #63 BongCrodny

I’m gonna take a guess and offer that 100% of all men answer “yes” to at least four of those questions.

Hell, no, I ain’t gonna tell which ones!

I was in deep doo-doo until he listed ‘fastidious around the house’.

66 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:13:05am

re: #64 RogueOne

There was a good joke in there about “blessed package” but I let it slide.

Gotta book him to motivate our next children’s party.

67 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:13:28am

re: #66 Decatur Deb

Gotta book him to motivate our next children’s party.

I hear he has a great hand puppet show.

68 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:14:16am

re: #60 Cannadian Club Akbar

Dear Minnesota Vikings,
Thank you for not realizing there are actually two halves to a football game.
Love,
CCA.
Morning honcos.

“With the 1st pick of the 2012 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts pick Andrew Luck, Quarterback, Stanford”

69 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:14:32am

re: #67 RogueOne

I hear he has a great hand puppet show.

He bills it as “A Tribute to John Wayne Gacy”.

70 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:14:49am

re: #58 RogueOne

+1 for Hobo with a shotgun! I like the access to a lot of old tv shows. I’m still working my way through 2 of my old fav’s, Rockford Files and Buffy.

I’ve re-watched LOST, and the five seasons of Doctor Who, and am now watching Firefly. There are so many streaming options (at least for packaged television seasons) it’s tough to decide what to watch next.

71 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:16:01am

re: #68 sattv4u2

OMG!!! The Eagles are the greatest team EVAH!! Just ask them!!!

72 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:17:06am

I just weep for all you Lizards who got a gay rep for staying up all night sarc’ing on LGF.

73 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:17:28am

re: #25 Varek Raith

Netflix renames DVD-by-mail service, adds video games

Ah, the old “rename our company and pretend we now got a good rep trick”.
;)

I think Netflix “instant watch” streaming movies are Teh Suck.

74 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:18:43am

re: #32 RogueOne

I’ve only used Netflix for the streaming. Do people still watch DVD’s?

I have a Blu-Ray player.

75 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:20:12am

re: #74 Alouette

Have you had problems using the streaming? I’ve always had a nice picture and no buffering.

76 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:22:11am

re: #71 Cannadian Club Akbar

OMG!!! The Eagles are the greatest team EVAH!! Just ask them!!!

Speaking of surprisingly good starts, how about the Lions? If they can keep Stafford on the field they might end up in the playoffs.

77 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:22:28am

Sorry Redheads, Sperm Banks Don’t Want Your Donations

Apparently being in a special club with the likes of Julianne Moore, Conan O’Brien, and Dana Scully doesn’t mean redheads have it easy. Everyday our flame-haired friends are experiencing discrimination when they try to make a donation at the sperm bank.

Sad.

Good morning LGF! Please change the salutation to be in keeping with your time zone.

78 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:24:09am

re: #61 RogueOne

I think “antique soda bottle collector” should be on the list.

“Now, kids, this is a Grape Nehi bottle. Did you know that Grap Nehi was the soda of choice of Corporal Radar O’Reilly in M*A*S*H? Yes, it was. And over here we have a vintage 1954 Royal Crown bottle from the Oklahoma City area. And this is my prized possession, a 1958 Diet-Rite soda bottle. Diet Rite, of course, was the first diet soda introduced in the United States, and…”

79 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:24:51am

re: #77 iceweasel

Sorry Redheads, Sperm Banks Don’t Want Your Donations

Sad.

Good morning LGF! Please change the salutation to be in keeping with your time zone.

That is sad. I have a real thing for redheads.

80 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:25:55am

re: #71 Cannadian Club Akbar

OMG!!! The Eagles are the greatest team EVAH!! Just ask them!!!

((from earlier)))
Tom Brady had an off day! After throwing for 500+ yards last week, he only had 425 yesterday

BENCH HIM!!

81 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:26:38am

re: #76 RogueOne

Speaking of surprisingly good starts, how about the Lions? If they can keep Stafford on the field they might end up in the playoffs.

Years ago, the Bucs and the Cardinals both had great records in a 16 game run. But they both started mid-season. The Lions finished 4-0 last year. We’ll see.

82 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:26:57am

re: #79 RogueOne

That is sad. I have a real thing for redheads.

Anne Margaret was an ,, umm,, inspiration to me as a teen!!

google.com

83 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:27:59am

re: #80 sattv4u2

((from earlier)))
Tom Brady had an off day! After throwing for 500+ yards last week, he only had 425 yesterday

BENCH HIM!!

They played the fucking Miami game here yesterday. BLA!!! But I watched baseball instead.:)

84 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:28:19am

re: #77 iceweasel

Sorry Redheads, Sperm Banks Don’t Want Your Donations

Sad.

Good morning LGF! Please change the salutation to be in keeping with your time zone.

*These findings not valid in Counties Mayo, Limerick, and Tipperary.

It’s spooky that people would try to control outcomes to that level of resolution.

85 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:30:07am

re: #84 Decatur Deb

*These findings not valid in Counties Mayo, Limerick, and Tipperary.

It’s spooky that people would try to control outcomes to that level of resolution.

It is a little creepy. I guess parents want their baby to share their hair and eye colour?

86 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:32:23am

re: #84 Decatur Deb

*These findings not valid in Counties Mayo, Limerick, and Tipperary.

It’s spooky that people would try to control outcomes to that level of resolution.

Is it that, or is it simply supply/ demand!?!?

(not minimizing the issue with the word “simply’, btw,,, just asking if a sperm bank has little to no requests for a particular characteristic trait, why would they “stock’ up on it”?)

87 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:34:19am

re: #85 iceweasel

It is a little creepy. I guess parents want their baby to share their hair and eye colour?

“Let’s see..the physicist is on special, but I really want the cheerleader…”

88 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:34:34am

re: #75 RogueOne

Have you had problems using the streaming? I’ve always had a nice picture and no buffering.

I get buffering and poor picture quality.

89 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:34:41am

re: #86 sattv4u2

Is it that, or is it simply supply/ demand!?!?

(not minimizing the issue with the word “simply’, btw,,, just asking if a sperm bank has little to no requests for a particular characteristic trait, why would they “stock’ up on it”?)

Survival seeds. When humanity starts to die out we’ll need redhead seeds to start over.

90 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:36:11am

re: #86 sattv4u2

Is it that, or is it simply supply/ demand!?!?

(not minimizing the issue with the word “simply’, btw,,, just asking if a sperm bank has little to no requests for a particular characteristic trait, why would they “stock’ up on it”?)

re: #89 RogueOne

Survival seeds. When humanity starts to die out we’ll need redhead seeds to start over.

Stock up on non-hybrid heirloom seeds.

91 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:36:21am

re: #85 iceweasel

It is a little creepy. I guess parents want their baby to share their hair and eye colour?

Yeah, but who they foolin’?

I don’t understand that kind of weirdness.

92 Flounder  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:36:54am

re: #77 iceweasel

Well I guess the saying, “treated like a red-headed step child” has some real meaning.

93 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:39:12am

re: #92 Shropshire_Slasher

Well I guess the saying, “treated like a red-headed step child” has some real meaning.

Thats why, when I went to the sperm bank, I asked for the Rented Mule option!

94 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:39:30am

The only red headed girl I have around anymore:
Image: shasta2.JPG

She looked sad there (probably because they were calling her “shasta”). She was at the rescue for an entire year because she has a tail.

95 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:45:02am

re: #94 RogueOne

The only red headed girl I have around anymore:
Image: shasta2.JPG

She looked sad there (probably because they were calling her “shasta”). She was at the rescue for an entire year because she has a tail.

So cute!

96 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:47:46am

re: #95 iceweasel

So cute!

She’s a very sweet girl. A 65lb killer lapdog.

97 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:49:13am

re: #96 RogueOne

She’s a very sweet girl A 65lb killer lapdog.

Speaking of.. Ours has upped his demands to morning and evening hikes. BBL.

98 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:50:16am

This is on Huffpo. Check out this line:
This article appeared in the October 3, 2011 edition of The Nation.
Magic!!
thenation.com

99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:51:13am

re: #77 iceweasel

Sorry Redheads, Sperm Banks Don’t Want Your Donations

Who wants a baby that explodes when the sun hits it?
/

100 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:52:06am

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who wants a baby that explodes when sun hits it?
/

Splody Babies would be a good name for a band.

101 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:53:00am

Where is Gus, dammit?

102 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:53:08am

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who wants a baby that explodes when sun hits it?
/

One Italian Astronaut to the other

“Lets go to the sun”

“We can’t. It’s too hot”

“It;s okay. We’ll go at night!”

103 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:53:21am

re: #101 iceweasel

Where is Gus, dammit?

I know this one, Denver!

104 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:53:52am

re: #103 RogueOne

I know this one, Denver!

YOU WIN THE INTERNET!

105 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:53:57am

re: #103 RogueOne

I know this one, Denver!

heh. Good one.

106 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:54:01am

re: #98 Cannadian Club Akbar

This is on Huffpo. Check out this line:
This article appeared in the October 3, 2011 edition of The Nation.
Magic!!
[Link: www.thenation.com…]

Monthly publications tend to date their issues in advance.

107 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:55:04am

re: #106 Alouette

Monthly publications tend to date their issues in advance.

So do some weeklies— at least, I know The New Yorker does.

108 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:55:12am

re: #106 Alouette

Monthly publications tend to date their issues in advance.

That way, when you’re in the doctors waiting rooms, you won’t think you’re ready crappy old magazines ,,,, just crappy magazines

109 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:55:22am

re: #106 Alouette

Monthly publications tend to date their issues in advance.

I know. I posted a page on this subject a month ago.

110 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:55:45am

re: #104 sattv4u2

re: #105 iceweasel

I’ve been paying attention. In the last month my wife has had 3 of her co-workers move to Denver. One is living a mile from where I stayed for 6 months. I can see why they have so many outsiders moving in, there still isn’t a week that goes by that I don’t consider moving too.

111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:58:28am

re: #110 RogueOne

I’ve been paying attention. In the last month my wife has had 3 of her co-workers move to Denver. One is living a mile from where I stayed for 6 months. I can see why they have so many outsiders moving in, there still isn’t a week that goes by that I don’t consider moving too.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
-Yogi Berra

112 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 4:58:59am

My cat is sitting on the sofa beside me and drooling onto my right hand as I type. I think cats adapted to take advantage of their human servants.

113 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:01:26am

Rain has stopped here and my first appointment is in an hour. Time to get moving. Enjoy the rest of the day people!

114 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:05:03am

re: #112 iceweasel

My cat is sitting on the sofa beside me and drooling onto my right hand as I type. I think cats adapted to take advantage of their human servants.

(((note to self,, do NOT shake IceWeasels right hand!)))

115 thedopefishlives  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:05:41am

Morning Lizardim. Happy Monday from the wild north country. The Mrs. Fish and I definitely enjoyed our weekend getaway into the heart of the great wild north. Of course, the feline overlords were less than pleased when we got back, since they had no one to demand attention from.

116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:06:12am

An Italian man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie (rotating spit for cooking meat) was barbecuing a chicken on a street corner when a hippie strolled by.

The hippie stood and watched for a couple of minutes and then said slowly, “Uh… I don’t want to bug you man, but your music’s stopped, and your monkey’s on fire.”

117 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:08:28am

decisions decisions

There’s more cereal in the box than I want for breakfast this a.m, but after I take as much as I want, there’s not enough left for another full serving!!

118 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:09:24am

re: #117 sattv4u2

Back yard bird food. That’s what I do with it.

119 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:10:55am

re: #118 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Back yard bird food. That’s what I do with it.

I’m at work,,,,,

I can just see my boss coming in later and saying “Satty,,, whats with all the cereal in the dish farm !?!?!”

120 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:11:20am

re: #117 sattv4u2

decisions decisions

There’s more cereal in the box than I want for breakfast this a.m, but after I take as much as I want, there’s not enough left for another full serving!!

I made a grilled cheese with egg and roast beef for breakfast yesterday. Yummy!!

121 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:12:14am

re: #120 Cannadian Club Akbar

I made a grilled cheese with egg and roast beef for breakfast yesterday. Yummy!!

whatthehelldoesthathavetodowithmycerealproblem!?!?!?

122 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:12:59am

re: #120 Cannadian Club Akbar

I made a grilled cheese with egg and roast beef for breakfast yesterday. Yummy!!

Grilled cheese = auto upding.

123 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:13:53am

re: #122 iceweasel

Grilled cheese = auto upding.

Auto upding for auto updinging grilled cheeses = auto upding

124 iceweasel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:14:37am

re: #123 sattv4u2

Auto upding for auto updinging grilled cheeses = auto upding

We’re stuck in a recursive loop! And none of this helps you with your cereal problem!

125 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:15:17am

re: #124 iceweasel

We’re stuck in a recursive loop! And none of this helps you with your cereal problem!

I figured it out

I ated the rest!

{burp}

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:18:53am

Appears to be breaking news on CNN.

If a plane crashes at an airshow? It could be dangerous.

They’re interviewing an NTSB guy right now.

127 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:21:45am

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Appears to be breaking news on CNN.

If a plane crashes at an airshow? It could be dangerous.

They’re interviewing an NTSB guy right now.

When they do the “Sun and Fun Fly in” in Lakeland, Lakeland Regional Airport becomes the busiest airport in the world for 2 days. I think they have a takeoff/landing every 42 seconds.

128 thedopefishlives  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:23:24am

re: #125 sattv4u2

I figured it out

I ated the rest!

{burp}

Bless you.

129 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:34:04am

I always wondered what they taught at truck driving skools.
huffingtonpost.com

130 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:37:59am

OK. Will someone who is more hip than I give the breakdown on “Christwire”? I’ve just done a couple more of their articles and they can’t be real. The thought, spelling and grammar in the comments is just out of sync with the crazy crap in the articles.

131 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:42:44am

re: #130 Decatur Deb

It’s definitely satire. Many of the commenters don’t get that. Some of them are trying to join in on the satire and succeeding, others are failing.

132 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:49:34am

re: #131 Obdicut

It’s definitely satire. Many of the commenters don’t get that. Some of them are trying to join in on the satire and succeeding, others are failing.

Yeah—getting that. Seems kind of pointless, directing ridicule at fake insanity when there is so much genuine lunacy to mock. (Found the ‘Gay Hubby’ stuff to be dumb but credible in isolation.)

133 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:51:28am

re: #132 Decatur Deb

Yeah, it’s a lot of work, too. I don’t really get it. I guess the main point is to troll the actual religious extremists but I’m not sure how successful that can be.

134 thedopefishlives  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:55:04am

re: #133 Obdicut

Yeah, it’s a lot of work, too. I don’t really get it. I guess the main point is to troll the actual religious extremists but I’m not sure how successful that can be.

You’d be surprised. Being brought up in a setting that encouraged religious extremism, the folks that drink that Kool-aid are extremely susceptible to being trolled. They will suffer none to mock, impugn, or even cast dirty glances at their Most Holy Religion (tm).

135 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:56:03am

re: #134 thedopefishlives

Yeah, but what then? What does it matter?

136 thedopefishlives  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 5:57:29am

re: #135 Obdicut

Yeah, but what then? What does it matter?

That’s the whole point of trolling: There _is_ no point. It’s all for giggles, and once they’ve got their jollies, they move on. I’ve never really understood the troll culture on the Interwebs, and I am not a psychiatrist.

137 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:01:24am

re: #136 thedopefishlives

That’s the whole point of trolling: There _is_ no point. It’s all for giggles, and once they’ve got their jollies, they move on. I’ve never really understood the troll culture on the Interwebs, and I am not a psychiatrist.

If I really enjoyed pointlessness, I wouldn’t have retired to LGF.

138 thedopefishlives  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:04:23am

re: #137 Decatur Deb

If I really enjoyed pointlessness, I wouldn’t have retired to LGF.

If I wanted something pointless, I’d break a pencil.

139 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:10:11am

re: #136 thedopefishlives

That’s the whole point of trolling: There _is_ no point. It’s all for giggles, and once they’ve got their jollies, they move on. I’ve never really understood the troll culture on the Interwebs, and I am not a psychiatrist.

Don’t want to go all Culture-warrior, but we really have done some harm to ourselves with mass media. A jackass story is fun and instructional around a campfire, but gets worrisome when it’s filling the seats in a couple thousand cineplexes.

140 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:25:46am

D’oh!!
thesun.co.uk

141 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:31:53am

I started to watch an interesting movie last night. “The Conspirator” which is about the trial of Mary Surratt, who was convicted of being part of the conspiracy to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. The movie tried to make distinct parallels the Lincoln assassination and 9/11, especially the religious prejudice (anti-Catholic prejudice against Surratt, anti-Muslim after 9/11)

It was an OK movie, kind of boring at times. I’ll watch the rest of it tonight.

142 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:34:22am

This article is 3 days old, so if it has been posted, sorry. Oh, and I’m sorry for posting it.
latimes.com

143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:34:45am

re: #141 Alouette

I liked the movie. Didn’t love it. Liked it.

If you haven’t seen “The Debt” yet; I highly recommend it.

144 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:35:40am

re: #140 Cannadian Club Akbar

D’oh!!
[Link: www.thesun.co.uk…]

What “Career” does that Ferrari have now ,, as a Yellow Submarine!?!?!

(and yes,, I know an alternate definition of career is a swift course , or speed, especially full)

145 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:36:51am

re: #143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I liked the movie. Didn’t love it. Liked it.

If you haven’t seen “The Debt” yet; I highly recommend it.

One thing bothered me slightly: the sets looked SO FAKE. Like the sets in “Defiance.” It just takes away your enjoyment of the movie which is supposed to look realistic.

146 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:42:32am

re: #145 Alouette

You obviously watch movies with more care than I. I was following the story. Honestly? I didn’t even notice a parallel with 911, other than the obvious freak out.

Personally, I think many of history’s total freak outs could parallel 911.

147 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:45:52am

re: #146 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You obviously watch movies with more care than I. I was following the story. Honestly? I didn’t even notice a parallel with 911, other than the obvious freak out.

Personally, I think many of history’s total freak outs could parallel 911.

The movie was clearly trying to show a parallel between 4/15/1865 and 9/11/2001. The anti-Catholic thing I did not know about, could that have been exaggerated?

148 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:47:12am

re: #142 Cannadian Club Akbar

This article is 3 days old, so if it has been posted, sorry. Oh, and I’m sorry for posting it.
[Link: www.latimes.com…]

Don’t do that. Stories about creepy-crawlies going up penises give me nightmares.

149 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:47:34am

Mornin’ everyone…hope you all had a good weekend.

150 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:47:59am
151 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:48:57am

re: #148 darthstar

Don’t do that. Stories about creepy-crawlies going up penises give me nightmares.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Up The ,,,,,,,,,,

152 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:49:30am

re: #147 Alouette

The movie was clearly trying to draw a parallel between 4/15/1865 and 9/11/2001. The anti-Catholic thing I did not know about, could that have been exaggerated?

Needs some digging to measure that. I noted that last night one of the educational channels was treating the conspiracy (a pretty common tie-in to a mass-market film). It underlined that Booth used Catholic services to cover his meeting with his recruits at least once.

153 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:49:51am

re: #150 lawhawk

There’s a good book about conspirators, anarchists, schemers and dreamers that I read a while back that has many parallels to the current sociopolitical and geopolitical plottings.

The World That Never Was: A True Story of Dreamers, Schemers, Anarchists, and Secret Agents

“Schemers and dreamers” is how American Girl dolls describe their characters.

It’s a Conspiracy!1!

154 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:58:06am

re: #151 sattv4u2

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Up The ,,,

You know the guy was probably enjoying the little fuckers nibbling on his penis and gave the eel a straight shot to the bladder.

155 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:58:59am

re: #151 sattv4u2

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Crawled Up The ,,,

…trouser trout.

156 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:59:46am

Here’s the Google return on Nativism Lincoln Booth Catholic. It would be a life’s work to sort out the inevitable biases from the various directions in such a question.

157 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 6:59:57am

re: #154 darthstar

You know the guy was probably enjoying the little fuckers nibbling on his penis and gave the eel a straight shot to the bladder.

This is my favorite part of the article:
This, the writer points out, is not the first time such an incident has been described: A teenage boy had to undergo emergency surgery to remove a 0.79-inch fish that climbed into his urethra while he was holding it and urinating.

(Superfluous health advice of the day: Don’t hold live animals while you’re relieving yourself. No matter how good an idea it seems at the time.)

Heh.

158 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:02:21am

re: #157 Cannadian Club Akbar

This is my favorite part of the article:
This, the writer points out, is not the first time such an incident has been described: A teenage boy had to undergo emergency surgery to remove a 0.79-inch fish that climbed into his urethra while he was holding it and urinating.

(Superfluous health advice of the day: Don’t hold live animals while you’re relieving yourself. No matter how good an idea it seems at the time.)

Heh.

Well, at least the kid didn’t get caught masturbating…that would have been embarrassing. Urinating…right.

159 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:05:04am

re: #158 darthstar

Well, at least the kid didn’t get caught masturbating…that would have been embarrassing. Urinating…right.

A friend from high skool used to skip lunch and go to his house with his GF. His step dad came home one time. He put his GF under the bed and jumped into the closet. His step dad found him naked in the closet. My friend never pointed out that his GF was under the bed.

160 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:07:08am

re: #159 Cannadian Club Akbar

A friend from high skool used to skip lunch and go to his house with his GF. His step dad came home one time. He put his GF under the bed and jumped into the closet. His step dad found him naked in the closet. My friend never pointed out that his GF was under the bed.

True gentleman.

161 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:07:16am

Bottom line (and then I’ll let this story go): Penises are sacred to their owners. Nothing gets in the front door without permission - or at least a little help and encouragement. Hell, getting swabbed by a doc in college (negative!) was the most trauma I would ever dream of subjecting it to. Eels and fish? Those guys asked for it.

162 darthstar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:09:09am

re: #159 Cannadian Club Akbar

A friend from high skool used to skip lunch and go to his house with his GF. His step dad came home one time. He put his GF under the bed and jumped into the closethome to masturbate. His step dad found him naked in the closet. My friend never pointed out that his GF was under the bed.

Your friend lied to you.

163 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:09:14am

re: #161 darthstar

Bottom line (and then I’ll let this story go): Penises are sacred to their owners. Nothing gets in the front door without permission - or at least a little help and encouragement. Hell, getting swabbed by a doc in college (negative!) was the most trauma I would ever dream of subjecting it to. Eels and fish? Those guys asked for it.

Peter Rooter, that’s the name. Flush those troubles down the drain. Rotten peter, rotten peter.
(h/t-cheech and chong)

164 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:17:09am

this guy did this all wrong.
/
local10.com

165 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:23:10am

Image is everything, and yet there was one overlooked piece of imagery from this past weekend - and Mahmoud Abbas’ speech from Ramallah where he was pushing to declare statehood at the UN this week.

Take a good look at the mural behind Abbas.

It’s a photo of Jerusalem and it shows a Palestinian flag in tow behind a dove.

Yet, the flag isn’t flying over the West Bank and lands that diplomats and observers would expect to be part of a Palestinian entity.

It’s flying over Israel - within the Green Line and over the Old City. It shows the true aspirations of the Palestinians, regardless of whether they’re Fatah, Hamas, or Islamic Jihad.

It’s why Israel doesn’t have a partner in peace; the Palestinians continue to delegitimize Israel’s right to exist at every opportunity.

166 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:29:48am

Obama to give another budget/jobs speech….
t.co
“Pass this bill, pass the bill, pass it”

167 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:29:59am

re: #165 lawhawk

Image is everything, and yet there was one overlooked piece of imagery from this past weekend - and Mahmoud Abbas’ speech from Ramallah where he was pushing to declare statehood at the UN this week.

Take a good look at the mural behind Abbas.

It’s a photo of Jerusalem and it shows a Palestinian flag in tow behind a dove.

Yet, the flag isn’t flying over the West Bank and lands that diplomats and observers would expect to be part of a Palestinian entity.

It’s flying over Israel - within the Green Line and over the Old City. It shows the true aspirations of the Palestinians, regardless of whether they’re Fatah, Hamas, or Islamic Jihad.

It’s why Israel doesn’t have a partner in peace; the Palestinians continue to delegitimize Israel’s right to exist at every opportunity.

Here is a perfect example of Palestinian Projection.

168 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:33:01am

Foo Fighters protest Westboro Baptist nuts.
nbcactionnews.com

169 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:33:42am

re: #167 Alouette

Here is a perfect example of Palestinian Projection.

What a nasty article.

170 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:37:21am

re: #169 EmmmieG

What a nasty article.

Haretz is full of nasty articles.

171 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:37:27am

re: #32 RogueOne

I’ve only used Netflix for the streaming. Do people still watch DVD’s?

My wife and I are watching Babylon 5 on DVD at the moment.

172 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:38:24am

re: #166 Killgore Trout

Obama to give another budget/jobs speech…
[Link: t.co…]
“Pass this bill, pass the bill, pass it”

Pass the Mustard ,,, Pass it ,, PASS IT

louminatti.blogspot.com

/

173 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:44:21am

And the relentless promotion of Miss Hitler Cookies continues. (WTF? How much is Roseanne’s PR team paying “The Forward” and other media outlets? This is getting ridiculous)

174 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:47:11am

re: #173 Alouette

Tom Arnold really earned the money he got from her.

175 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:48:01am

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Appears to be breaking news on CNN.

If a plane crashes at an airshow? It could be dangerous.

They’re interviewing an NTSB guy right now.

The breaking news is that the aircraft did indeed have video and data recording devices. Some memory cards have been recovered at the scene, but the data were also being sent by telemetry to the ground crew and NTSB has that as well. The story treats this as unusual for a racing aircraft, but I rather think it is SOP these days.

Media coverage of this crash has been a carnival of ignorance. An AP headline on Yahoo initially described the plane as a “jet,” leading to raucous howls of derision even from the notoriously brain-dead Yahoo commenters. It was soon changed but the same story treated the news that the aircraft had been radically modified from its military configuration as some sort of revelation.

176 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:50:50am

Lawdible: statement implying that further discussion of a subject could result in litigation.

177 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:57:58am

“Pass it right away”

178 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 7:58:39am

The longest standing aviation speed record is that for piston-engine seaplanes, at 709 KPH (440 MPH). This was set by the Macchi-Castoldi M.C.72 on October 23rd 1934 and has not been exceeded to this day.
At the time, it was an absolute speed record, and stood as such for five years.

179 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:00:56am

re: #177 Killgore Trout

“Pass it right away”

Former economic advisor to the President Christina Romer was unavailable for comment

180 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:01:23am

re: #177 Killgore Trout

“Pass it right away”

I don’t know anything about the author of this piece.
latimesblogs.latimes.com

181 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:03:06am

re: #180 Cannadian Club Akbar

I don’t know anything about the author of this piece.
[Link: latimesblogs.latimes.com…]

Meh, it’s never going to pass. The GOP might pick out a few provisions but nothing substantive is going to happen.

182 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:08:28am

One thing I have felt for awhile is that the POTUS had the wrong “Number One item” on his agenda when he took office. “His” number one item was health care reform, but the country’s most urgent problem was the economy. It was true then and it’s true now. Had he put health care reform on the back burner until the economy got better, I think our economy would be much stronger now. Maybe not perfect, but better than where we are now.

183 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:10:21am

re: #181 Killgore Trout

Meh, it’s never going to pass. The GOP might pick out a few provisions but nothing substantive is going to happen.

Why was this not so urgent in his first year? One year closer to a re-election fight maybe, or perhaps a misplaced sense of priority. (That’s my conclusion) Unemployment sure kills your healthcare fast. The fastest way to get medical care back to people who do not have it in get them jobs so they can buy it or get it with the job.

I can only speculate how much further we would be in a jobs plan if jobs had been a priority up there with TARP and ahead of medical reform.

184 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:11:53am

re: #182 _RememberTonyC

One thing I have felt for awhile is that the POTUS had the wrong “Number One item” on his agenda when he took office. “His” number one item was health care reform, but the country’s most urgent problem was the economy. It was true then and it’s true now. Had he put health care reform on the back burner until the economy got better, I think our economy would be much stronger now. Maybe not perfect, but better than where we are now.

I don’t think so. TARP and stimulus went through just fine but they weren’t enough. We need to make a sustained effort to keep the economy going. Obama had a once in a lifetime opportunity to pass healthcare reform. It should have been passed back in the 80’s, it might even be too late now.

185 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:12:21am

re: #182 _RememberTonyC
GMTA
I could not agree more. And when I argued at the time this was backwards it was a quite unpopular point.

186 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:12:30am

re: #180 Cannadian Club Akbar

here you go …

laobserved.com

187 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:12:39am

re: #178 Shiplord Kirel

The current record for piston-engined landplanes is 528.33 mph, set by the modified F8F Bearcat Rare Bear in 1989. Rare Bear participated in the Reno race Saturday and was just behind Leeward’s Galloping Ghost at the time of the crash.

188 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:16:14am

re: #184 Killgore Trout

TARP was all about saving the banks and (as it turned out) bankers-all quite necessary I agree. The stimulus was needed, but in itself was held back by fundamentals left unchallenged, like offshore incentives, loss of manufacturing capacity, and wildly unfair trade policies. Wildly unfair to American employers, manufacturers and employees.

189 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:16:26am

re: #184 Killgore Trout

I don’t think so. TARP and stimulus went through just fine but they weren’t enough. We need to make a sustained effort to keep the economy going. Obama had a once in a lifetime opportunity to pass healthcare reform. It should have been passed back in the 80’s, it might even be too late now.

I remember feeling at the time that the health care initiative was going to be costly, and nobody really knew how costly. And I remember hearing from small business owners that the uncertainty of their health care costs was a reason they would be very “bare bones” when it came to hiring people. I think there was a ripple effect from that health care situation that affected areas it was not expected to affect.

190 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:16:33am

re: #175 Shiplord Kirel

Indeed. The headlines about the Reno crash are beyond ridiculous.

It’s like a crash involving a NASCAR racing car. Sure, it’s supposedly a stock car, but it’s been so highly modified that it barely resembles the car upon which is was based. Time was, it used the same body type as the standard car, but now you can’t see the resemblance.

Same for the engines.

With these racing planes, they were built from an existing airframe, but they’ve been so highly modified that they can’t be considered the same plane. They have had the wings, canopies, engines, and other components so modified and rebuilt from their wartime configurations that they can’t and shouldn’t be considered the same plane.

191 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:18:13am

re: #183 Rightwingconspirator

Why was this not so urgent in his first year? One year closer to a re-election fight maybe, or perhaps a misplaced sense of priority. (That’s my conclusion) Unemployment sure kills your healthcare fast. The fastest way to get medical care back to people who do not have it in get them jobs so they can buy it or get it with the job.

I can only speculate how much further we would be in a jobs plan if jobs had been a priority up there with TARP and ahead of medical reform.

Well, I think part of the strategy is that entitlement reform and some of the major budget cuts require Republican counterbalance. The Dems on their own would have a hell of a time getting that done. In a normal political environmnet both sides would comprimise, get rid of the bush tax cuts for the rich while cutting entitlement spending. Both sides get something. The GOP throws a wrench into the gears by being unwilling to compromise so nothing’s going to get done.

192 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:21:57am

TARP and stimulus were only going to last so long as the enabling provisions let them. Everyone hoped and wished that would be sufficient - and that the economy would improve.

The history is different. The recession was much worse than anticipated, unemployment was much worse than anticipated, and the stimulus effects didn’t tamp down unemployment or provide as much stimulus as hoped for.

And now the stimulus package is pretty much over - the transfer payments have been spent, the infrastructure projects may still be underway, but the bulk of that money is by the boards.

The economy still hasn’t recovered, and the ongoing credit mess overseas weighs down the markets, and perhaps more importantly, the real estate markets domestically are weighing down on consumer spending, mobility, and all the remaining economic sectors that relate to real estate. Higher unemployment from the recession continues, and that too plays into the dismal real estate sector (which is considerably overbuilt in some parts of the country, but which needs growth in some parts and has contributed to largely stable pricing in places like NYC metro whereas the bottom fell out in NV, AZ, and FL among others).

193 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:23:07am

So after hearing the POTUS’ speech (and before I head out for my 2.5 mile walk), I wanted to say that I was struck by the fact that he sounded frustrated that he has faced such opposition. He needs to get over it. He played the populist card, which is usually a winner for him, but that always works better when you are the challenger. He’s the boss now and he “owns” the economy whether he likes it or not. I think I’ll listen to some classic Tom Petty on today’s walk. Later all …

194 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:23:14am

re: #191 Killgore Trout

If nothing gets done, all the cuts expire in 2013 after the elections.

195 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:23:23am

re: #176 BigPapa

Lawdible: statement implying that further discussion of a subject could result in litigation.

We need a sniglet collection box.

196 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:25:41am

re: #193 _RememberTonyC

How one earth does he own the economy? The president is not a king.

197 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:26:16am

re: #178 Shiplord Kirel

The longest standing aviation speed record is that for piston-engine seaplanes, at 709 KPH (440 MPH). This was set by the Macchi-Castoldi M.C.72 on October 23rd 1934 and has not been exceeded to this day.
At the time, it was an absolute speed record, and stood as such for five years.

The Spitfire developed out of the Supermarine S6, part of that same seaplane racing era.

Image: supermarine+S6.JPG

198 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:27:16am

re: #196 Obdicut

How one earth does he own the economy? The president is not a king.

I think he meant in the sense of “talking heads on Fox say so, and the average voter is too uninterested to find out more”.

Fundamental weakness of a powerful legislative/prominent executive combination, obviously.

199 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:27:40am

re: #189 _RememberTonyC

I’m not sure why you think the health care initiative was ‘costly’. It reduced the project deficit.

As a small business owner, I can tell you that single-payer health care would be an amazingly good thing for me as a business owner. It would be great to be able to hire a full-time employee and not have to provide medical coverage. I can’t actually afford to hire someone and provide insurance for them.

Single payer would be a gigantic boon for small businesses.

200 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:30:12am

re: #199 Obdicut

Yes, but we didn’t get single payer. And again, the fact that this is because of the Republicans is not something that the average voter will notice.

I think this column expresses it pretty accurately.

washingtonpost.com

201 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:32:04am

From Talking Points Memo:.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Assigns ‘Cold Case Posse’ To Investigate Obama’s Birth Certificate


It’s never going to end, is it?

202 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:32:12am

re: #200 iossarian

True. But what we got was a small increment. People strangely act like if we didn’t pass it, we wouldn’t have had to be spending any money on health care.

The reality is that we already pay the costs of the uninsured. Directly, by subsidizing hospitals, indirectly, through higher insurance costs for those with insurance, and distantly, in the lost wages and other productivity that sick workers who can’t afford to get treatment bring.


We already have complete medical coverage in the US, we just have it in a very costly and ineffective manner. Yay.

203 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:33:55am

re: #200 iossarian

Yes, but we didn’t get single payer. And again, the fact that this is because of the Republicans is not something that the average voter will notice.

I think this column expresses it pretty accurately.

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com…]

The TPGOP has its 2012 strategy—Nothing Will Get Through. If it works for them, we are deeply screwed. We will also be screwed if newly-marginalized Dems adopt it for the years of the Perry administration.

204 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:34:26am

re: #202 Obdicut

Yup - you’re right.

Unfortunately, Republicans are good at telling lies.

205 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:34:39am

re: #201 BongCrodny

From Talking Points Memo:.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Assigns ‘Cold Case Posse’ To Investigate Obama’s Birth Certificate

It’s never going to end, is it?

What a disgrace. I’m pretty sure Maricopa County has some unsolved murders these guys could be looking at instead.

206 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:34:50am

re: #201 BongCrodny

From Talking Points Memo:.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Assigns ‘Cold Case Posse’ To Investigate Obama’s Birth CertificateIt’s never going to end, is it?

Linky no worky

207 jaunte  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:36:34am

re: #200 iossarian

…the fact that the public still gives Obama’s individual policies high marks suggests that despite all the overall disapproval of Obama on the economy and jobs, the public is still prepared to hear him out on the topic. Even if things look very bleak right now, there’s still an opportunity for him win this battle, by getting some actual policies passed — they are popular, after all — or by driving home to the public who’s responsible for goverment paralysis in the face of the crisis.

The administration should start getting much more vigorous and straightforward about calling out the people blocking reform.

208 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:38:57am

re: #194 lawhawk

If nothing gets done, all the cuts expire in 2013 after the elections.

Good point. I guess I should have said nothing will change. The GOP’s new hostage taking strategy could result in those cuts being extended or made permanent depending on the value of the hostage. If Republicans find a way, they’ll make them permanent.

209 makeitstop  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:39:49am

re: #206 Alouette

Linky no worky

Try this one

210 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:40:43am

Hmm…let me try again.

Sheriff Joe

211 jaunte  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:42:07am

re: #210 BongCrodny

“Sideshow Joe and the Birther Holdout Band”

212 BongCrodny  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:42:16am

re: #205 Shiplord Kirel

What a disgrace. I’m pretty sure Maricopa County has some unsolved murders these guys could be looking at instead.

Meth dealers, abusive husbands, perverts, rapists…

Nope. We’re gonna investigate the important stuff.

213 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:43:32am

re: #210 BongCrodny

Hmm…let me try again.

Sheriff Joe

Worked.

I hope the TPs pour every dime they have into the effort.

214 bratwurst  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:45:10am

re: #212 BongCrodny

Meth dealers, abusive husbands, perverts, rapists…

Nope. We’re gonna investigate the important stuff.

You would think all of those headless bodies in the desert would demand SOME attention!

215 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:50:51am

Alec Baldwin walks out of Emmys after Fox removes Rupert Murdoch joke

Apparently, Fox was uncomfortable including a joke that Baldwin made that had to do with Murdoch and the much-publicized phone-hacking scandal, and they had it cut from Baldwin’s script. When EW talked to Fox, the network was very clear that the decision to cut the joke was made at the Fox level — not by anyone at News Corp. Fox also claims that the reason the joke was cut was not because of Murdoch’s name, but because it was in poor taste to make light of the serious allegations surrounding the phone-hacking scandal.

216 jaunte  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:54:01am

re: #215 Killgore Trout

You know it’s true, because of how serious Fox is about good taste.

217 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:54:44am

re: #215 Killgore Trout

Poor widdle rupie can’t take a joke.

Should have thought of that before he took a gigantic shit on democracy.

218 Lidane  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 8:55:55am
219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:01:54am

My daughter might be gay.

If I told you I was happy about it? I’d be lying.

220 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:02:34am

re: #218 Lidane

Yeah, after feeding his family he ONLY has about $400,000 left. If all those unwashed starving masses whine he might just not give them minimum wages jobs with no benefits. How dare they!

// no more patience with these assholes

221 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:03:08am

re: #215 Killgore Trout

Painful to have to agree with Alex Baldwin…

222 BishopX  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:03:38am

re: #219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you mind if I ask why?

223 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:03:53am

Behind the poverty numbers: real lives, real pain

Last week, the Census Bureau released new figures showing that nearly one in six Americans lives in poverty — a record 46.2 million people. The poverty rate, pegged at 15.1 percent, is the highest of any major industrialized nation, and many experts believe it could get worse before it abates.

…..Overall, though, the figures seemed to be greeted with resignation, and political leaders in Washington pressed ahead with efforts to cut federal spending. The Pew Research Center said its recent polling shows that a majority of Americans — for the first time in 15 years of being surveyed on the question — oppose more government spending to help the poor.

I’m getting my head around the fact that the US is the wealthiest industrialized country, yet our poverty rates are also higher. Correlate that with this graph, and I’m pretty much done with the Cult of Ayn.

Conservatives who rail against communism by mocking faux communists with ‘it (communism) hasn’t failed, it’s just never been done right’ now have to account for the same scrutiny. I see these results as the legacy of conservatism: the rich really are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, and fuck off if you can’t afford health care here’s some bootstraps you lazy ass laggard.

The Tea Party rhetoric is nothing but angry populist libertarian laced gobbledy gook logic being astro turfed by Koch Industries and like entities. They’ve leveraged what goes for a ‘debate’ by demonizing any $ spent by the government as ‘socialist’ or ‘liberal’ or ‘communist,’ unless that $ is being spent by the military or are subsidies for ag or fossil fuels.

Many of us have been duped.

224 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:04:01am

re: #219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My daughter might be gay.

If I told you I was happy about it? I’d be lying.

She might be gay? How old is she?

225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:05:15am

re: #222 BishopX

Dunno. I want what ever parent wants. Their child’s happiness.

If it makes her happy?…

But, well? Shit. Don’t know how I feel.

226 Alexzander  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:06:55am

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I think it is normal to have highly conflicted emotions. This is still a pretty homophobic world and it is scary to imagine a child entering it.

227 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:09:39am

re: #224 allegro

21. Starting to see some “hints”.

Honestly? I hope I’m wrong.

I’m only so enlightened.

She’ll get zero “pushback” from us.

228 BishopX  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:10:22am

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not knowing is perfectly fine. All this stuff is complicated and takes some time. Just let her know you love her and want the best for her and you’ll do your best. Everything will work out with time.

229 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:10:32am
230 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:10:57am

re: #218 Lidane

That guy is so full of shit. 500 workers @ $6.3m in revenue and he may have $400,000 left after feeding his family?

That’s about 8% net net profit. He’s not doing too bad. Somehow 7.5% net net is going to cause him to fire more people?

Did I say he’s full of it?

My business plan calls for me, wifey, and 2-3 guys doing over $1m a year. I’m hoping that she and I combined make over $100k until things get settled and cranking. We work our assess off, which is supposed to be some kind of virtue. However that douche said ‘success is a virtue’….no it’s not. Shows how swiss cheesed his brain is.

231 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:11:17am

re: #226 Alexzander
Completely mis-read your comment. Sorry.

232 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:11:40am

re: #218 Lidane

What class warfare?

[Video]

This is a very common, and false meme. Jobs are not created from individual’s personal income (unless you’re thinking about jobs like landscaping, chaffeuring, nanny, maid). Also, corporations can’t create jobs if they’re paying out millions in executive bonuses and parachutes.

233 recusancy  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:12:57am

re: #231 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Homophobic? A parent’s reaction to their child “coming out” is homophobic?

Fucking liberals.

No he meant the world that she’d be entering. Outside of her family.

234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:13:33am

re: #226 Alexzander

I think it is normal to have highly conflicted emotions. This is still a pretty homophobic world and it is scary to imagine a child entering it.

Totally misre: #233 recusancy

I know. I’ve already chucked the entire comment. Please do likewise.

235 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:13:46am

re: #232 Alouette

This is a very common, and false meme. Jobs are not created from individual’s personal income (unless you’re thinking about jobs like landscaping, chaffeuring, nanny, maid). Also, corporations can’t create jobs for ordinary people if they’re paying out millions in executive bonuses and parachutes.

236 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:15:28am

re: #234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you need anyone to talk to, I literally used to help counsel parents whose kids had come out to them. Feel free to hit me up.

237 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:17:05am

re: #236 Obdicut

We’ll be fine. Her mother will take it much harder than I will.

238 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:18:09am

re: #237 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I know you will, but if it would make you feel any better or help you help her more, I’d be happy to. It’s a heavy thing. Lots of headlines suddenly become extra-meaningful.

I’m sure that you’ll always be the best dad for her, and I’m glad for her sake that she’s got you.

239 Lidane  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:18:58am

re: #228 BishopX

All this stuff is complicated and takes some time. Just let her know you love her and want the best for her and you’ll do your best. Everything will work out with time.

Yeah, this. I’m not a parent, but I have had plenty of gay friends over the years and that’s really the best thing to do. If she does end up coming out, just tell her you love and support her and that you just need time to adjust. I’m sure she’d understand.

240 Alexzander  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:21:33am

re: #231 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Completely mis-read your comment. Sorry.

S’all good. I could have worded it better.

241 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:21:35am

A plumber (for example) earns $70,000 a year taxable income, and is taxed at 30% or $21,000. Again, these are examples and using rounded off figures.

This Hedge manager we all want to hate earns $5 million a year. So at the same 30% he should pay $1.5 million.

However only $250,000 is earnings from salary and bonuses. $4.75 Million is dividends which is today taxed at 15%.

So right now the evil Hedge Fund Manager only pays $712,500 on the dividends, and $75,000 on the regular earnings. Only $787,500 in total taxes, or 15.75% on the $5 million. You can change the ratio of earned income and dividend income and it doesn’t really change the bottom line very much. (For example, one million in earned income and four million in dividend income means a base tax rate of 18%, still far below the 30%)

What is the President suggesting? Well with no details, and only a rousing speech, we can only guess. Taxing dividend earnings at the same rate as earned income? Limiting dividend income? A surcharge on the rich? What kind of effect would that have on investments, and on the economy?

242 Alexzander  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:23:51am

re: #241 Buck

What is the President suggesting? Well with no details, and only a rousing speech, we can only guess. Taxing dividend earnings at the same rate as earned income? Limiting dividend income? A surcharge on the rich?

I’ve been wondering this too.

243 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:27:26am

re: #241 Buck

A plumber (for example) earns $70,000 a year taxable income, and is taxed at 30% or $21,000. Again, these are examples and using rounded off figures.

This Hedge manager we all want to hate…

There, you lost me with your class warfare shit Buck, I quit reading the post. Have a down ding.

244 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:29:53am

re: #243 BigPapa

There, you lost me with your class warfare shit Buck, I quit reading the post. Have a down ding.

Ya, I kinda expected a well reasoned argument with details would lose you. Let me interpret it for you:

How does Obama plan to kill and eat the Rich?

There you go.

245 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:30:17am

re: #219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My daughter might be gay.

If I told you I was happy about it? I’d be lying.

When I was in high school, my best friend’s older brother came out to his family. Their mother said, “I never understood until now how someone could disown their child.” But she didn’t disown him. She got over it, and they had a great relationship thereafter (so far as I know; I’ve been out of touch for a long time.)

Is this the daughter with the injured boyfriend? Sorry, I don’t know whether you have more than one…

246 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:32:48am

re: #244 Buck

Ya, I kinda expected a well reasoned argument with details would lose you. Let me interpret it for you:

How does Obama plan to kill and eat the Rich?

There you go.

Bullshit. The ‘hedge fund manager you all want to hate’ lost me. Either you don’t understand that or you’re purposefully being antagonistic, so don’t imply that you’re trying to be all adult like and we just can’t handle your big boy skillz.

If your argument was so fucking well reasoned you would not need to say moronic shit to make it interesting. Or was ‘hedge fund managers you all want to hate’ supposed to be a well reasoned point?

247 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:34:17am

re: #246 BigPapa

Did I really say ‘hedge fund manager you all want to hate’?

No, but basically you are responding only to the tone of my post, and not the content.

248 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:36:31am

re: #247 Buck

Did I really say ‘hedge fund manager you all want to hate’?

Does it really matter? No it doesn’t. Reading ‘you’ or ‘you all’ is still bullshit. Don’t parse where parsing doesn’t change the result.

249 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:39:12am

re: #248 BigPapa

Does it really matter? No it doesn’t. Reading ‘you’ or ‘you all’ is still bullshit. Don’t parse where parsing doesn’t change the result.

I didn’t say ‘you’ or ‘you all’ …. I said we all. I think it does make a difference. However, you were turned off by the tone, and admit that you wont even bother to read the rest of the post. That is fine with me. I lost you. I get it. Do you want me to say I am sorry that you are so thin skinned that you can’t read a post once you dislike the tone?

250 Eventual Carrion  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:43:14am

re: #241 Buck

*snip*

However only $250,000 is earnings from salary and bonuses. $4.75 Million is dividends which is today taxed at 15%.

*snip*

Dividends should be taxed at 28%. Same as gambling winnings. Unearned income.

251 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:45:23am

re: #250 RayFerd

Dividends should be taxed at 28%. Same as gambling winnings.

OK, maybe that is what the President is planning. What do you think would happen if the dividend tax rate was almost doubled over night? What do you think would happen to the stock market?

252 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:46:31am

re: #249 Buck

I didn’t say ‘you’ or ‘you all’ … I said we all. I think it does make a difference. However, you were turned off by the tone, and admit that you wont even bother to read the rest of the post. That is fine with me. I lost you. I get it. Do you want me to say I am sorry that you are so think skinned that you can’t read a post once you dislike the tone?

You’re a classic case of arrested development. You’ve now tri-parsed the statement and the results still stay the same, and now you wish to discuss me and my emotional state, feelings, whatever. Is this supposed to be a big boy discussion about taxation or not?

How about instead of discussing my tone, you discuss yours. And not just your ‘tone’ but statements you make. Like the ‘hedge fund managers you/we/all/your mama hate.’ Class warfare, antagonism, whatever. My point was I that I was reading your post and giving it credence as a view point until that class warfare line. Instead of making me in error due to my being ‘thin skinned’ maybe you should look inward at your petty antagonism and consider that it is the issue, not the fact that people can’t handle your mad debate skillz. That’s 16 year old’s logic.

If you want to have an adult discussion act like one.

253 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:48:35am

re: #251 Buck

What do you think that would happen?

Taxes are on profit. It’d change investment profile in the stock market to be a bit more risk adverse.

It’d be great if we tied the tax to inflation so that the longer you held something, the more of a benefit you got when selling it. That’d reward longer-term investment.

254 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:50:30am

re: #252 BigPapa

If you want to have an adult discussion act like one.

Your first reaction was to use the word “shit” and announce that you didn’t like my tone, and would not read the whole post.

I think you and I have a different definition of “adult discussion”.

255 Lidane  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:50:30am

re: #246 BigPapa

If your argument was so fucking well reasoned you would not need to say moronic shit to make it interesting.

Except that Buck says all kinds of moronic shit and it’s never interesting. It’s just a rehash of whatever the latest right wing talking points are.

256 Eventual Carrion  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:54:04am

re: #251 Buck

OK, maybe that is what the President is planning. What do you think would happen if the dividend tax rate was almost doubled over night? What do you think would happen to the stock market?

Not a damn thing different than what is going on now.

257 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:56:17am

re: #256 RayFerd

It would have a small effect, making people a little more risk-adverse— unless we also changed something else, like the amount of deduction from loss you could carry from year to year.

But it wouldn’t have a very strong effect, no.

258 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 9:59:32am

re: #253 Obdicut

Taxes are on profit.

Well, sometimes taxes are on dividend earnings, and not profit. That hedge fund manager might invest in Microsoft stock, they pay a dividend. He earns that money, but he has not made a profit. The IRS wants the tax paid NOW, in the same year that he gets it. He might hang onto the stock for a decade, but in that time he will pay a tax on the dividend income.

Bill Gates (or Buffet if you prefer) hangs onto a big part of his stock, but he only earns dividend income from it. Are you suggesting he should be rewarded for hanging onto the stock? Of course that is sort of happening by only taxing the dividend income at 15%. If he sold the stock he would pay capital gains which is at a higher rate.

259 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:00:30am

re: #254 Buck

Your first reaction was to use the word “shit” and announce that you didn’t like my tone, and would not read the whole post.

I think you and I have a different definition of “adult discussion”.

I see Buck. Your Logic Fu is weak.

Swear words like shit: not adult.

Antagonistic rhetoric becoming a teenager? Adult.

Somebody quits reading a post after reading teenage antagonism? Not adult, or thin skinned…..

Implying that somebody is thin skinned/(fill in the blanks) because they quit reading a well thought out post after teenage antagonistic comment: adult.

We could probably go on all day because the vigor of ego will always outlast reason. It’s not about you saying stupid childish shit Buck, it’s about me.

Riiiight.

260 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:03:04am

re: #259 BigPapa

Like I say, I think you and I have a different definition of “adult discussion”.

261 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:06:07am

re: #255 Lidane

Except that Buck says all kinds of moronic shit and it’s never interesting. It’s just a rehash of whatever the latest right wing talking points are.

Ad Hominem name calling, not actually addressing the substance of what I wrote.

262 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:14:32am

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dunno. I want what ever parent wants. Their child’s happiness.

If it makes her happy?…

But, well? Shit. Don’t know how I feel.

Here’s how you feel:
1) You love your daughter unconditionally.
2) You want her to be happy no matter what.
3) You will not necessarily ever like or approve of everything she does in her life.
4) You nevertheless love your daughter unconditionally and will support her no matter what.
5) If she is gay, you will eventually get comfortable with it once you see her life is not going to fall apart.
6) Did I mention you love your daughter unconditionally?

263 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:17:36am

re: #262 reine.de.tout

Purdy much.

Her mom’s gonna be crushed when she ends up with no “natural” (you know what I mean) grandbabies.

264 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:17:48am

re: #258 Buck

How the fuck do you figure a dividend isn’t a profit?

265 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:18:40am

re: #257 Obdicut

But it wouldn’t have a very strong effect, no.

Really?… You don’t think that doubling the tax rate on dividend income would have a very strong effect? I just want to understand.

266 reine.de.tout  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:21:01am

re: #263 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Purdy much.

Her mom’s gonna be crushed when she ends up with no “natural” (you know what I mean) grandbabies.

Maybe.
But if there is a grand baby by another means (artificial insemination, adoption), I have a strong suspicion everybody will fall in love with the baby, no matter how it came to be in your family.

267 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:21:15am

re: #265 Buck

Really?… You don’t think that doubling the tax rate on dividend income would have a very strong effect? I just want to understand.

As long as the investor is making money - the idea behind investing, no? - then the investments will continue regardless of the resulting tax rate is 15% or 28%. What makes you think (apparently) that the investor will stop investing?

268 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:21:45am

re: #260 Buck

Like I say, I think you and I have a different definition of “adult discussion”.

Ah yes. The ‘two sides to every story’ or ‘balance’ or ‘you say tomato I say tomatoe’ defense.

You said
This Hedge manager we all want to hate….
So right now the evil Hedge Fund Manager only pays….

I said a swear word.

You said
(parse) ….you were turned off by the tone, and admit that you wont even bother to read the rest of the post. That is fine with me. I lost you. I get it. Do you want me to say I am sorry that you are so think skinned that you can’t read a post once you dislike the tone?

You implied I was being childish by not reading the rest of your ‘well reasoned’ post because I am thin skinned.

This is not an issue of two different interpretations of what an adult discussion is. You have not the faintest clue of what an adult discussion is, or you do know how to have one and choose to act like a teenager. Your rhetoric is antagonizing, and when called on it, you continue the antagonism by calling me think skinned, the egotistically imply that your post was awesome, which implies that the real reason I quit reading it was because it was awesome.

What is awesome is that you believe this bullshit and think it’s ‘adult.’ At least make fun of yourself when pushing this line, I would appreciate the humor and self deprecating sassiness.

269 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:23:30am

re: #265 Buck

Yes Buck. That’s what I said. What effect do you think will happen? Where do you think that money will flow to instead?

If you believe a stock is going to make a profit for you, the criteria for investing in it is an equation. It’s the likelihood that the stock’s earnings will outpace inflation over time. If they do, it always makes sense to invest in it. The element of risk comes in when there’s the strong change that the stock may decrease a lot in value. You can hedge that very simply, obviously, by having diverse investments. But the risk means that you also consider how likely it is that the stock will underperform to the point where it never becomes profitable to sell it and/or has never paid out dividends equal to the worth + the price of selling it.

So it would have the effect of making people somewhat more risk adverse, though in the current climate— where people are buying US bonds like hotcakes, even though those bonds are going to be performing UNDER inflation— people are already seeking safety, so especially right now it would have a very small effect.

As I said, I’d prefer the rate tied to inflation, so that we rewarded long-term investment.

270 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:25:10am

re: #264 Obdicut

How the fuck do you figure a dividend isn’t a profit?

I explained it. But let me use actual figures.

A person can own shares on a stock. Let’s say they spend $21 a share for 1000 shares or $21,000.

Now until they sell the stock, they don’t have any taxable profit or loss. The shares might go up, and it also might go down.

IN the meanwhile the company pays 63 cents/share/year in dividends. In this case the investor gets $630 a year in dividend income. It isn’t profit. The shares might have lost $3 in share value in that year. So the investor has lost $2,370 in that year. They have not profited from the transaction.

271 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:27:08am

re: #267 allegro

As long as the investor is making money - the idea behind investing, no? - then the investments will continue regardless of the resulting tax rate is 15% or 28%. What makes you think (apparently) that the investor will stop investing?

Because not every investment works out. Many times they fail to make money. The idea of a lower rate on dividends is to give an incentive to take the risk. Sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn’t.

272 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:34:13am

re: #271 Buck

Because not every investment works out. Many times they fail to make money. The idea of a lower rate on dividends is to give an incentive to take the risk. Sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn’t.

Losses are deductible to a certain extent. If an investment fails to make money, bummer. No taxes owed on profits. If an investment works out, income taxes should be the same as on earned income.

273 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:35:28am

Anyway, we have no clue what the President has planned. Other that try and make the two pay an equal amount of taxes (%).

Currently .2 of taxpayers earn the pre requisite minimum of a million dollars. That same group paying 20% of the total federal tax (from individual tax forms).

274 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:36:07am

re: #272 allegro

Losses are deductible to a certain extent. If an investment fails to make money, bummer. No taxes owed on profits. If an investment works out, income taxes should be the same as on earned income.

You still have to pay the tax on the dividends… trust me.

275 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:36:53am

re: #274 Buck

You still have to pay the tax on the dividends… trust me.

I am aware of that. It is entirely appropriate since those dividends are income.

276 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:40:15am

re: #270 Buck

I explained it. But let me use actual figures.

A person can own shares on a stock. Let’s say they spend $21 a share for 1000 shares or $21,000.

Now until they sell the stock, they don’t have any taxable profit or loss. The shares might go up, and it also might go down.

IN the meanwhile the company pays 63 cents/share/year in dividends. In this case the investor gets $630 a year in dividend income. It isn’t profit. The shares might have lost $3 in share value in that year. So the investor has lost $2,370 in that year. They have not profited from the transaction.

Oh dear god. Yes, they’ve made a profit from the dividend. Money has flowed into their pocket. Unearned income. It’s not profit from sale of stock; it’s still profit. They have more money than they did before.

You’re acting as though the current stock price somehow changes it, and as though dividends are earned income. Neither is true.

277 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:50:37am

re: #276 Obdicut

Oh dear god. Yes, they’ve made a profit from the dividend. Money has flowed into their pocket. Unearned income. It’s not profit from sale of stock; it’s still profit. They have more money than they did before.

You’re acting as though the current stock price somehow changes it, and as though dividends are earned income. Neither is true.

As was the case a short while ago (the “investment happens when stock prices go up” discussion), right-wing commenters often* have a very shaky grasp of corporate economic strategy fundamentals.

* not always, but often

278 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:52:21am

re: #276 Obdicut

Oh dear god. Yes, they’ve made a profit from the dividend. Money has flowed into their pocket. Unearned income. It’s not profit from sale of stock; it’s still profit. They have more money than they did before.

You’re acting as though the current stock price somehow changes it, and as though dividends are earned income. Neither is true.

Oh dear god.

It is ok Obdicut, you can just call me Buck… you don’t have to be all formal that way.

Well again it turns out we have a different definition of profit.

Of course I am the one pointing out that dividends are NOT earned income, and should not be taxed at the same rate.

However, they do NOT have more money than they did before. In my example they have $2,370 less money than they did before they made the investment.

279 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:54:43am

re: #270 Buck

I explained it. But let me use actual figures.

A person can own shares on a stock. Let’s say they spend $21 a share for 1000 shares or $21,000.

Now until they sell the stock, they don’t have any taxable profit or loss. The shares might go up, and it also might go down.

IN the meanwhile the company pays 63 cents/share/year in dividends. In this case the investor gets $630 a year in dividend income. It isn’t profit. The shares might have lost $3 in share value in that year. So the investor has lost $2,370 in that year. They have not profited from the transaction.

The investor did not lose any money. The money is lost when he sells the stock.

If you take a dividend in the same year but sell the stock at a loss, these are rectified in tax code.

280 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:56:41am

re: #279 BigPapa

The investor did not lose any money. The money is lost when he sells the stock.

If you take a dividend in the same year but sell the stock at a loss, these are rectified in tax code.

If you look that the persons Balance sheet, in this simple example, they would have less money.

281 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 10:59:54am

re: #278 Buck

However, they do NOT have more money than they did before. In my example they have $2,370 less money than they did before they made the investment.

So the portfolio is worthless? That’s like saying that buying a house for $100,000 makes you $100,000 poorer regardless of the worth of the house. It makes a difference in the amount of cash in the bank but net worth is unaffected.

Are you really this… unaware?

282 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:06:28am

re: #280 Buck

If you look that the persons Balance sheet, in this simple example, they would have less money.

A stock is an investment. Changes in the investment are realized when the investment is sold as far as the IRS is concerned.

This IRS doesn’t not care if the value changed in the interim. If you have a stock that dropped 10% in value, you did not ‘lose’ 10% of your money. The loss is only realized if you then sell the stock. Then the IRS considers this a loss and is calculated into the tax equation.

If you sold the stock and made a profit, then your are taxed on the profit.

283 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:07:28am

re: #278 Buck

No, dude. Having stock and having money are not synonymous. I have no idea why you think they are. They don’t have any less money than they did before. The stock has a lower value. They have a lower net worth. They have no less money. They had less money when they bought the stock— they changed money into stock ownership.

284 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:11:29am

re: #281 allegro

So the portfolio is worthless? That’s like saying that buying a house for $100,000 makes you $100,000 poorer regardless of the worth of the house. It makes a difference in the amount of cash in the bank but net worth is unaffected.

Are you really this… unaware?

No, I am saying the asset (stock or house) has a value, and it is measured in dollars.

285 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:12:56am

re: #282 BigPapa

A stock is an investment. Changes in the investment are realized when the investment is sold as far as the IRS is concerned.

This IRS doesn’t not care if the value changed in the interim. If you have a stock that dropped 10% in value, you did not ‘lose’ 10% of your money. The loss is only realized if you then sell the stock. Then the IRS considers this a loss and is calculated into the tax equation.

If you sold the stock and made a profit, then your are taxed on the profit.

OK, you are missing the key part of this discussion, in the meanwhile is dividends “profit”?

286 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:13:29am

re: #284 Buck

But it is not the same as having dollars. Not at all.

His net worth is lower. But we don’t tax net worth as a whole. We tax income, the flow of money from one place to another.

287 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:13:39am

re: #284 Buck

No, I am saying the asset (stock or house) has a value, and it is measured in dollars.

And that has what to do with how income is taxed? You appear to want to justify paying a lower tax rate on unearned investment income, which includes dividends paid. Your arguments are failing to support this justification.

288 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:14:22am

re: #283 Obdicut

No, dude. Having stock and having money are not synonymous. I have no idea why you think they are. They don’t have any less money than they did before. The stock has a lower value. They have a lower net worth. They have no less money. They had less money when they bought the stock— they changed money into stock ownership.

OK, maybe “dude” is too informal….

Stock, in this example is an asset. It is measured in dollars.

289 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:15:47am

re: #288 Buck

Yes. But it is not dollars. You cannot buy anything with stock. It is not dollars any more than my dresser or my socks are.

So, when you treat it as though it is dollars, you are misrepresenting what it is.

290 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:16:43am

re: #287 allegro

And that has what to do with how income is taxed? You appear to want to justify paying a lower tax rate on unearned investment income, which includes dividends paid. Your arguments are failing to support this justification.

Actually this part of the discussion is about dividends ALWAYS being considered profit. I am saying it isn’t, Obdicut is saying it is.

291 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:18:04am

re: #290 Buck

Actually this part of the discussion is about dividends ALWAYS being considered profit. I am saying it isn’t, Obdicut is saying it is.

Of course dividends paid are profit. Always.

292 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:19:08am

re: #285 Buck

OK, you are missing the key part of this discussion, in the meanwhile is dividends “profit”?

No, you are missing the key part of the discussion: stocks are not money. If your stock lost value you did not lose money.

293 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:19:41am

re: #289 Obdicut

Yes. But it is not dollars. You cannot buy anything with stock. It is not dollars any more than my dresser or my socks are.

So, when you treat it as though it is dollars, you are misrepresenting what it is.

Really? I can take it to the bank and they will lend me money against my stock portfolio. Stock is a liquid asset. I don’t think your used socks are.

Once again we are speaking a different language that just happens to have the similar words.

294 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:20:23am

re: #292 BigPapa

No, you are missing the key part of the discussion: stocks are not money. If your stock lost value you did not lose money.

OK, we disagree.

295 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:20:29am

re: #290 Buck

Actually this part of the discussion is about dividends ALWAYS being considered profit. I am saying it isn’t, Obdicut is saying it is.

Dividends always are profit.

A devalued stock is not lost profit until you sell it.

296 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:21:14am

re: #291 allegro

If, over the course of the life of the ownership of the stock, dividends were paid out that never recouped the purchase price, it’s possible that the sale of the stock plus the dividends would not equal the purchase price of the stock.

But you’re never forced to sell stock. And if you do, and it sells for less than what you bought it for, then you can claim that as a capital loss— without accounting for how many dividends you got over the years.

And you’re never forced to sell your stock.

It’s like saying that getting rent from an apartment building you own isn’t profit, because the building depreciated in value over the years.

297 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:22:35am

re: #293 Buck

Really? I can take it to the bank and they will lend me money against my stock portfolio. Stock is a liquid asset. I don’t think your used socks are.

Yes. They will lend you money— which is different than it being money.

If my dresser was a work of art, crafted by artisans in the 12th century, I could certainly get a loan against that. If my socks were the ones Elvis wore when he died, I could certainly get a loan against them. The only thing that matters in getting a loan is the value of the asset— not what form it has.

Do you understand?

298 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:24:28am

re: #289 Obdicut

Yes. But it is not dollars. You cannot buy anything with stock. It is not dollars any more than my dresser or my socks are.

So, when you treat it as though it is dollars, you are misrepresenting what it is.

Are you still at it? I used to live next to a yeshiva gedola. Can you say “b’chavruta”?

299 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:24:59am

re: #295 BigPapa

Dividends always are profit.

A devalued stock is not lost profit until you sell it.

OK, we disagree on your first point. I think dividends are a form of compensation, but not necessarily profit.

300 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:26:05am

When I fill out my companies tax forms at the end of the year, I’m allowed to claim a certain amount of depreciation against my income— my profit.

I pay myself dividends throughout the year— oddly enough, these dividends directly lower the value of my company, since it’s money being paid from the company to me. Because I’m an S corporation, I’m allowed to treat that profit against my normal income tax— but every red cent I pay myself is considered profit. Either the corporation or I is judged to have made the profit.

301 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:28:45am

re: #296 Obdicut

It’s like saying that getting rent from an apartment building you own isn’t profit, because the building depreciated in value over the years.

And I am saying it is not profit. Not all compensation is profit.

Let me try again. A store can sell every item in inventory and not make a profit.

302 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:32:41am

re: #300 Obdicut

….. my income— my profit…..

I can see we disagree (again) on the definition. I don’t think income is always equal to profit.

Don’t confuse the issue but bringing in what the dividends are to the corp. Yes, they are probably profit for the corp, but we are talking about the stock owner.

303 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:33:23am

re: #299 Buck

OK, we disagree on your first point. I think dividends are a form of compensation, but not necessarily profit.

Dividends are corporate profits that are given out to shareholders. They are profits, technically speaking.

304 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:34:54am

re: #297 Obdicut

Yes. They will lend you money— which is different than it being money.

If my dresser was a work of art, crafted by artisans in the 12th century, I could certainly get a loan against that. If my socks were the ones Elvis wore when he died, I could certainly get a loan against them. The only thing that matters in getting a loan is the value of the asset— not what form it has.

Do you understand?

That is just silly. You want to change “dresser and socks” to collectible’s fine, but don’t make out like that is what you meant in the first place.

305 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:36:15am

re: #301 Buck

Sure. You can sell stock and not make a profit from the sale of stock.

You can receive dividends from that stock, and sell the stock, and never recoup your purchase price.

But you are never forced to sell that stock— comparing it to a retail item is obviously wrong— and the dividends, as they occur, are profit. They are recorded as profit.

Do you understand that you can get a loan based on stock as collateral because it has value, just as a work of art might have value, and that that does not mean it is equivalent to money?

306 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:36:31am

re: #303 BigPapa

Dividends are corporate profits that are given out to shareholders. They are profits, technically speaking.

Don’t confuse the issue but bringing in what the dividends are to the corp. Yes, they are probably profit for the corp, but we are talking about the stock owner.

307 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:36:50am

re: #302 Buck

I didn’t say income was always equal to profit. In my case, since I have no, or very low costs, it is. Likewise, owning stock has no costs associated with it, aside from whatever voluntary accounting is done.

308 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:38:01am

re: #304 Buck

That is just silly. You want to change “dresser and socks” to collectible’s fine, but don’t make out like that is what you meant in the first place.

Oh boy. So I can’t pawn my dresser? That’s not possible?

What is a pawn, Buck? Isn’t it a loan?

It is. So, yes, I can get a loan for my non-designer dresser. I can get a bigger one, the more expensive it is.

Do you understand?

309 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:39:09am

re: #299 Buck

OK, we disagree on your first point. I think dividends are a form of compensation, but not necessarily profit.

So dividends are just like a paycheck, i.e. compensation. We pay income tax on our compensation. Therefore dividends should be taxed at the same rate.

310 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:39:45am

re: #305 Obdicut

Do you understand that you can get a loan based on stock as collateral because it has value, just as a work of art might have value, and that that does not mean it is equivalent to money?

No, I disagree with you. They are assets that are measured in dollars, or money.

Dollars = Money

These assets are not measured in inches, or Big Macs. They are measured in dollars. At the end of the year you can add up the values (again in dollars) of your assets and say “this is how much money I have”.

311 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:41:18am

re: #306 Buck

Don’t confuse the issue but bringing in what the dividends are to the corp. Yes, they are probably profit for the corp, but we are talking about the stock owner.

So you agree corporations are not people. But money is money, and stocks are stocks.

And dividends are profits. Pointing that out is not confusing the issue. Dividends paid out to stockholders are profits paid out to stockholders, which are considered income to that stockholder.

The stock’s decrease in value is not a loss in income.

I don’t understand why you are confused by this, this is business admin 101.

312 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:42:26am

re: #309 allegro

So dividends are just like a paycheck, i.e. compensation. We pay income tax on our compensation. Therefore dividends should be taxed at the same rate.

And that might be what the President is suggesting. I think it will have a huge negative effect on the economy. AND it will not bring in that much more money to the tax rolls, as dividend income will be less desirable.

313 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:42:58am

re: #310 Buck

I can measure the worth of anything in dollars, Buck.

Why on earth do you think you can’t? You don’t think I can assess how many dollars i could sell my dresser for?

At the end of the year you can add up the values (again in dollars) of your assets and say “this is how much money I have”.

Nope. You can say “this is my net worth”. Money is cash, is liquid assets, not other assets.

I own a portion of the family home in San Francisco. how much money do I have? Well, I certainly don’t have any of the money from the worth of the house. The money I have is what is in my bank accounts.

If wanted to change the house into money, I would have to sell it. If I want to change my stock into money, I have to sell it. It’s not magically the same thing as money.

314 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:43:07am

re: #311 BigPapa

I don’t understand why you are confused by this, this is business admin 101.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!

en.wikiquote.org

315 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:43:26am

re: #312 Buck

And that might be what the President is suggesting. I think it will have a huge negative effect on the economy. AND it will not bring in that much more money to the tax rolls, as dividend income will be less desirable.

What makes it less desirable?

316 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:45:39am

re: #310 Buck

No, I disagree with you. They are assets that are measured in dollars, or money.

Dollars = Money

These assets are not measured in inches, or Big Macs. They are measured in dollars. At the end of the year you can add up the values (again in dollars) of your assets and say “this is how much money I have”.

But you don’t get taxed on how much money you have or your net worth, you get taxed on how much you make. That’s why, according to the IRS, dividends are income but changing stock prices are not taxed until you sell them.

317 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:45:49am

re: #307 Obdicut

I didn’t say income was always equal to profit. In my case, since I have no, or very low costs, it is. Likewise, owning stock has no costs associated with it, aside from whatever voluntary accounting is done.

No, you did say dividends were always equal to a profit to the shareholder.

I said they were not.

318 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:49:41am

I am thinking these three different meanings may explain some (not all) differences displayed in this thread:

Definition of PROFIT
1: a valuable return : gain
2: the excess of returns over expenditure in a transaction or series of transactions; especially : the excess of the selling price of goods over their cost
3: net income usually for a given period of time

merriam-webster.com

319 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:51:20am

re: #313 Obdicut

I own a portion of the family home in San Francisco. how much money do I have? Well, I certainly don’t have any of the money from the worth of the house. The money I have is what is in my bank accounts.

You value that house, in dollars, and calculate how much of a share (%) you have in that house. That is your share (in dollars) of the asset, and it increases your net worth by that amount.

Yes, the house is LESS liquid than stock (which is easy to sell), but it is yours, and it is an asset measured in money (dollars). Now becasue it is a family home, you probably don’t contribute to the expenses, or probably did not buy into it. So it is a really bad example.

320 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:53:11am

re: #317 Buck

No, you did say dividends were always equal to a profit to the shareholder.

I said they were not.

And they are. Because the shareholder is never forced to sell stock, stock is never a loss for a shareholder until they choose to sell.

You are simply conflating “Making a profit overall” with making a profit. We assess profit and income at moments in time.

All you are noting is the trivial truth that stocks may not be profitable, with or without dividends, over time. So what?

Also, do you now understand that, just as I could pawn my dresser and get a loan for its worth, you can use your stock to secure a loan? The worth of the stock is as an asset, a security, not as money.

Stock is not money. Do you understand now?

321 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:54:46am

re: #319 Buck

Yes. It increases my net worth. It doesn’t increase the amount of money I have. The only way that that could happen would be to sell the house, rent it out, or use it as a security.

The house on its own? Not money. Stock on its own? Not money. They both can become money.

But they are not money.

This is simple.

322 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:54:52am

re: #316 BigPapa

But you don’t get taxed on how much money you have or your net worth, you get taxed on how much you make. That’s why, according to the IRS, dividends are income but changing stock prices are not taxed until you sell them.

All correct, but we are discussing if Dividends are always profit. I have always said they were income. Unearned income, and taxed at a lower rate than earned income in order to be an incentive for investment. Investment (over all) creates jobs and is good for the economy.

323 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:56:56am

re: #258 Buck

Well, sometimes taxes are on dividend earnings, and not profit. That hedge fund manager might invest in Microsoft stock, they pay a dividend. He earns that money, but he has not made a profit.

What did you mean by ‘he earns that money’?

You didn’t mean that he, well, earns that money?

324 allegro  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:57:09am

re: #322 Buck

All correct, but we are discussing if Dividends are always profit. I have always said they were income. Unearned income, and taxed at a lower rate than earned income in order to be an incentive for investment. Investment (over all) creates jobs and is good for the economy.

This (the bold) is the point that you totally fail to support. Why/how would taxing it at the same rate as any other income create less incentive for investment?

325 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:59:31am

re: #321 Obdicut

But they are not money.

This is simple.

We disagree. I have made the argument that these assets are measured in dollars, and therefore can be considered money.

Maybe we are disagreeing over what money is. When I said “lost money” I meant that failed to make a profit. I could have said “lost dollars” or “had a reduced asset value”. All three meant the same to me. Lost money was just an expression. I didn’t mean that they didn’t know where it was.

326 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 11:59:48am

re: #310 Buck

No, I disagree with you. They are assets that are measured in dollars, or money.

Dollars = Money

These assets are not measured in inches, or Big Macs. They are measured in dollars. At the end of the year you can add up the values (again in dollars) of your assets and say “this is how much money I have”.

You are very confused. Dollars, or rather, money in form of a specific currency, is a measurement because the value of assets is measured by being priced in dollars. So assets are priced in dollars. But that is not the same as there being actual dollars, nor makes it those assets actual dollars, even though any asset may have a dollar value.

Your logic equates a ruler with all the things it can measure (including itself).

327 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:01:28pm

re: #313 Obdicut

The money I have is what is in my bank accounts.

Technically incorrect, as you would notice if you ever happened to be late to a run on your bank. :-)

328 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:02:16pm

re: #325 Buck

We disagree. I have made the argument that these assets are measured in dollars, and therefore can be considered money.

That isn’t an argument. It’s an assertion. And one completely without merit. The entire point of money is that it is a store of value, not a thing of value. It is not an asset. You can use money to pay any debt, public or private. You cannot use stock to do so.

You are wrong, obviously so, and I appreciate you making your argument this obviously stretched and lame. It’s good for people to see the extent to which you’ll deny reality.

329 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:02:23pm

re: #322 Buck

All correct, but we are discussing if Dividends are always profit. I have always said they were income. Unearned income, and taxed at a lower rate than earned income in order to be an incentive for investment. Investment (over all) creates jobs and is good for the economy.

Noted shift to RW talking point bullshit.

330 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:03:44pm

re: #327 000G

Technically incorrect, as you would notice if you ever happened to be late to a run on your bank. :-)

Heh. True. But, assuming no failure of the financial system, it is. I mean, we could also have the government collapse and money lose its value, too.

331 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:05:00pm

re: #330 Obdicut

Heh. True. But, assuming no failure of the financial system, it is. I mean, we could also have the government collapse and money lose its value, too.

And this is why GOLD!!!1

332 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:05:13pm

Buck - re your assertion that “investment is good for the economy”:

Which has the greater economic impact?

- $1 of untaxed dividend paid to shareholder
- $1 of government investment in infrastructure
- $1 of food stamps

333 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:05:52pm

re: #322 Buck

Unearned income, and taxed at a lower rate than earned income in order to be an incentive for investment. Investment (over all) creates jobs and is good for the economy.

Binary thinking. Raise taxes, less investment, de-creates jobs and is therefore bad for the economy?

Tell me something. If Capital Gains is raised from 17 to 23%, how many jobs will be lost?

334 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:07:30pm

re: #324 allegro

This (the bold) is the point that you totally fail to support. Why/how would taxing it at the same rate as any other income create less incentive for investment?

Some unearned income is taxed at the regular income tax rate; other unearned income is taxed at a lower rate, often to encourage further investment. Making further investment less attractive would create less incentive for investment.

Supply and demand. If dividend income is in less demand (it is less attractive than it once was) then buying the instruments that provide dividend income would become more plentiful, and their values would drop.

335 Carlos Diggler  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:08:26pm

re: #332 iossarian

Buck - re your assertion that “investment is good for the economy”:

Which has the greater economic impact?

- $1 of untaxed dividend paid to shareholder
- $1 of government investment in infrastructure
- $1 of food stamps

Some dollars are more Equal than others Comrade.

336 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:11:40pm

re: #332 iossarian

Buck - re your assertion that “investment is good for the economy”:

Which has the greater economic impact?

- $1 of untaxed dividend paid to shareholder
- $1 of government investment in infrastructure
- $1 of food stamps

Not a fair question. Not enough known about the investments. Untaxed dividend? I don’t know what that means. Is the $1 of government investment borrowed by the government? Is the $1 of food stamps borrowed by the government?

337 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:13:39pm

re: #334 Buck

If dividend income is in less demand (it is less attractive than it once was) then buying the instruments that provide dividend income would become more plentiful, and their values would drop.

I meant to say:

If dividend income is in less demand (it is less attractive than it once was) then buying the instruments that provide dividend income would become less desirable, and therefore more plentiful, and their values would drop.

338 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:14:23pm

re: #336 Buck

Not a fair question. Not enough known about the investments. Untaxed dividend? I don’t know what that means. Is the $1 of government investment borrowed by the government? Is the $1 of food stamps borrowed by the government?

It’s $1 of corporate profit. It either goes to a shareholder in his dividend or (because the tax rate goes up) it goes to the government and thence to infrastructure investment or food stamps.

339 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:18:10pm

re: #337 Buck

I meant to say:

If dividend income is in less demand (it is less attractive than it once was) then buying the instruments that provide dividend income would become less desirable, and therefore more plentiful, and their values would drop.

This is assuming that alternative investments would automatically be favored over stocks that pay out dividends because the latter get taxed more. This is not neccessarily true. Investment in stocks that pay dividends might still be the best possible investment for a lot of investors.

340 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:21:07pm

re: #338 iossarian

It’s $1 of corporate profit. It either goes to a shareholder in his dividend or (because the tax rate goes up) it goes to the government and thence to infrastructure investment or food stamps.

Then the first is NOT untaxed. It is taxed (otherwise how does it end up in the governments hands.

In your example, the money has to travel first to a shareholder in order to be taxed. Without that happening first, the other investments can’t be made.

So number one doesn’t happen, and so what is left is #2 or #3. I think #2 is better for the economy.

341 iossarian  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:26:10pm

re: #340 Buck

Then the first is NOT untaxed. It is taxed (otherwise how does it end up in the governments hands.

In your example, the money has to travel first to a shareholder in order to be taxed. Without that happening first, the other investments can’t be made.

So number one doesn’t happen, and so what is left is #2 or #3. I think #2 is better for the economy.

OK, Buck, I have to go unfortunately, but this is what makes these debates frustrating - your lack of understanding of basic financial concepts. Sometimes, I’m afraid it appears to be willful.

I’m saying, this is a marginal dollar. At a lower tax rate, it would go to the shareholder. At a higher tax rate, it would go to the government.

In the first case, the whole dollar appears in Warren Buffet’s bank account. He can then decide what to do with it. In the second, it appears on a government revenue ledger and can be spent on various projects.

I think even you would agree that not all government spending is bad - it’s about finding the right amount. Blanket statements like: “this is investment, which creates jobs and is good for the economy” are just noise.

Anyway, got to go now.

342 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:27:33pm

re: #333 BigPapa

Binary thinking. Raise taxes, less investment, de-creates jobs and is therefore bad for the economy?

Tell me something. If Capital Gains is raised from 17 to 23%, how many jobs will be lost?

Depends on how the economy is doing. Right now there are less capital gains. However if you were looking for an investment, you should consider what your exit plan is. Both if it goes up in value, or goes down. Getting a break on your cap gains might be a benefit that steers you to an investment that helps create jobs (rather than your mattress).

343 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:30:24pm

re: #342 Buck

Ah, so you think people will, as an alternative to investing in stocks, put their money in their mattresses.

Yeah, no. Unless you’re expecting deflation, you know, absolutely, you will lose money.

344 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:31:48pm

re: #341 iossarian

I’m saying, this is a marginal dollar. At a lower tax rate, it would go to the shareholder. At a higher tax rate, it would go to the government.

Look you ask the question, and then when I say it is unclear you still fail to fully explain yourself, and you say I am ignorant when I didn’t read your mind. You are changing the question after I gave my answer.

Funny how that works.

345 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:35:21pm

re: #339 000G

This is assuming that alternative investments would automatically be favored over stocks that pay out dividends because the latter get taxed more. This is not neccessarily true. Investment in stocks that pay dividends might still be the best possible investment for a lot of investors.

Ya, might be. But I am saying that my opinion is that dividends might still be the best possible investment for LESS investors. Not that the stock market will be completely abandoned.

346 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:36:49pm

re: #345 Buck

Dividends aren’t an investment.

347 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:37:01pm

re: #343 Obdicut

Ah, so you think people will, as an alternative to investing in stocks, put their money in their mattresses.

Not all people and not really a mattress. That is an expression.

348 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:37:53pm

re: #346 Obdicut

Dividends aren’t an investment.

Dividend paying stocks… nit picker…

349 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:38:05pm

re: #347 Buck

Not all people and not really a mattress. That is an expression.

But please be explicit: Where would they put their money instead of investing it in stocks?

350 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:39:37pm

re: #348 Buck

Dividend paying stocks… nit picker…

Whether or not a stock pays a dividend is decided yearly. You can assume they’ll keep paying it, but you may very well be wrong.

So, to recap:

When you said the hedge manager earned the money he made in dividends, you didn’t actually mean he earned it.

Even though you can’t buy anything with stock, you’re convinced it’s money.

And I a nitpicker.

Yeah.

351 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:41:14pm

re: #349 Obdicut

But please be explicit: Where would they put their money instead of investing it in stocks?

I think he means stuff like this: littlegreenfootballs.com

352 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:43:20pm

re: #351 000G

Heh. But how can that be happening? We have a low capital gains rate.

Obviously we need to lower it!

//

353 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:43:32pm

re: #349 Obdicut

But please be explicit: Where would they put their money instead of investing it in stocks?

Off shore? My uncle bought a house in Nassau and never paid a dime of income tax after that.

Would Buffet do that? Maybe not, but his portfolio would take a HUGE hit. You might tax his income at a higher rate (double), but if he earns half as much does the government come out ahead?

From my initial example, does the government want 15% of four million, or 30% of two million?

354 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:43:36pm

re: #345 Buck

Ya, might be. But I am saying that my opinion is that dividends might still be the best possible investment for LESS investors. Not that the stock market will be completely abandoned.

But the cost for investing has not been raised when gains on stocks get taxed more. So why would there be less investors when we can safely assume there would still be gains to be made from investing in stock?

355 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:44:23pm

re: #352 Obdicut

Heh. But how can that be happening? We have a low capital gains rate.

Obviously we need to lower it!

//

No, now we shift the debate to how the Bush tax cuts need to be made permanent in order to boost confidence.

356 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:46:27pm

re: #353 Buck

Off shore? My uncle bought a house in Nassau and never paid a dime of income tax after that.

So why aren’t they doing this in total now? I mean, there’s plenty of offshore investments in places with much lower taxes. So why aren’t they already solely investing overseas?

Would Buffet do that? Maybe not, but his portfolio would take a HUGE hit. You might tax his income at a higher rate (double), but if he earns half as much does the government come out ahead?

Are you purposefully ignoring that Buffet wants to pay a higher tax? And how would his portfolio take a hit? The value of his stocks wouldn’t change at all. So can you explain how his portfolio would take a hit?

357 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:47:06pm

re: #354 000G

But the cost for investing has not been raised when gains on stocks get taxed more.

Are we still talking about the difference between Dividend earnings?

The cost for investing would go up if the tax on dividend income is raised.

358 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:47:48pm

re: #357 Buck

Oh really? How much would it cost for me to invest five million on stock if the tax on dividend income was raised?

359 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:47:57pm

re: #357 Buck

The cost for investing would go up if the tax on dividend income is raised.

Explain how.

360 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:50:47pm

re: #356 Obdicut

Are you purposefully ignoring that Buffet wants to pay a higher tax? And how would his portfolio take a hit? The value of his stocks wouldn’t change at all. So can you explain how his portfolio would take a hit?

I am not ignoring anything. I am saying that he (and the President) fail to explain how to safely do that without causing damage to the economy.

And I explain how doubling the tax rate on dividend income would cause the value of the stock to go down in my #334

361 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:52:16pm

re: #359 000G

Explain how.

I do that in my #241

362 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:52:46pm

re: #360 Buck

Why would dividend income be less in demand? Can I remind you you’ve dodged the question of what else they’re going to spend their money on, either than stock?

363 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:53:05pm

re: #361 Buck

If in invested five million dollars tomorrow in stock, Buck, what would my costs for doing so be?

364 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:53:57pm

re: #360 Buck

And I explain how doubling the tax rate on dividend income would casue the value of the stock to go down in my #334

Which, aside from whether that is a true or correct explanation, does nothing to explain how taxing dividend income would make investing in stocks more costly. I think you actually shot yourself in the foot here: Stock going down in value would make it even more accessable as investment because with lowered prices for purchasing stock investors actually have less costs, not more.

365 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:54:43pm

re: #361 Buck

I do that in my #241

No, you do not.

366 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:55:52pm

re: #363 Obdicut

If in invested five million dollars tomorrow in stock, Buck, what would my costs for doing so be?

I answered your question regarding how people might choose to not invest in the stock market if the government doubled the tax rate of dividend income.

That would depend on a lot of things. You might think it is $5 million, but it is not.

367 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:56:14pm

re: #365 000G

No, you do not.

Yes I do.

368 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 12:57:09pm

re: #366 Buck

What would my costs be if I invested five million in the stock market tomorrow, Buck, and how would the tax on dividends affect it?

If you’re unable to answer the question, just say so.

369 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:01:05pm

If you have capital to invest, there is no way to invest that capital that does not wind up with the income being unearned income. That is the nature of capital.

Your choices are to put the money in a mattress— where it will lose value according to inflation. Or you can spend it— you can buy goods and services, but of course there’s only so much you can consume.

You can buy tax-preferential status things, like bonds, which give tax-free investment income— at much lower rates of increase. Which is what a lot of people are now doing, because they’re scared by the lack of demand in the market. Not because taxes on dividends are at any specific level. Or taxes on capital gains. They’re seeking it because of the falling demand, caused by the decreased incomes in the middle and lower class.

That is the problem our society faces. an increasing divide between the very rich and the rest of society. Which means lower and lower demand.

370 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:01:20pm

re: #368 Obdicut

What would my costs be if I invested five million in the stock market tomorrow, Buck, and how would the tax on dividends affect it?

If you’re unable to answer the question, just say so.

I already answered your question.

However you don’t provide enough data. I gave a couple of really good examples in my posts of how a higher tax rate on dividend income would mean the investment costs more to the investor.

OR that a lower tax rate on dividend income reduces the cost of a dividend paying investment for the investor, and can be an incentive to investment.

Either or…

371 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:01:35pm

re: #367 Buck

Yes I do.

No. You ramble a lot in there, granted. But you do nothing to explain how raising taxes on dividend income supposedly makes it more costly to invest in stocks. You can’t, because it would not. Dividend income gets taxed after you have already invested in stocks. And if you have not invested in stocks yet, you do not have any dividend income that is about to get taxed. So raising taxes on dividend incomes actually does nothing to raise costs of investing in stock.

372 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:03:11pm

re: #370 Buck

No, you dodged the question.

A higher or lower tax on dividends would not affect my costs at all, except to the extent that it depressed the price of the stock. It has no possibility of raising my costs. Your claim was false.

373 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:03:43pm

re: #371 000G

No. You ramble a lot in there, granted. But you do nothing to explain how raising taxes on dividend income supposedly makes it more costly to invest in stocks. You can’t, because it would not. Dividend income gets taxed after you have already invested in stocks. And if you have not invested in stocks yet, you do not have any dividend income that is about to get taxed. So raising taxes on dividend incomes actually does nothing to raise costs of investing in stock.

I, and other investors calculate the whole cost. My tax bill should not be a big surprise. I have to factor my taxes into the decision.

374 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:05:01pm

re: #373 Buck

I, and other investors calculate the whole cost. My tax bill should not be a big surprise. I have to factor my taxes into the decision.

How can you factor taxes into the equation when you have no idea if you’ll receive a dividend?

How would a tax on the dividend be a cost for the investment? Why isn’t it, well, a tax on the dividend, that doesn’t affect the cost of the investment at all?

375 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:06:47pm

re: #373 Buck

I, and other investors calculate the whole cost. My tax bill should not be a big surprise. I have to factor my taxes into the decision.

You may calculate “the whole cost” all you want, that’s your prerogative. You still have not shown how the specific cost of making an investment by purchasing stock would have risen by having raised taxes on dividend income.

You could even argue, that raised taxes would leave you with less money to reinvest. However, that would still do nothing to show how the specific cost of purchasing stock would have grown due to raised taxes on dividend earnings.

376 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:08:25pm

re: #369 Obdicut

“buy tax-preferential status things”

But then the government would not get the tax income. You seriously fail to see a lower rate on dividend (or cap gains) income to be a form of “tax-preferential status things”.

AND if they are buying other “tax-preferential status things” instead of dividend paying stocks, then the demand for dividend paying stocks would go down. The supply of dividend paying stocks would stay the same….

And the government would not get the huge windfall of tax income that it expects.

377 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:10:07pm

re: #374 Obdicut

How can you factor taxes into the equation when you have no idea if you’ll receive a dividend?

When I buy the stock, I know if it is a dividend stock. Sure it might get cut, that is the risk, but I know (for example) that Microsoft pays a dividend.

378 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:10:35pm

re: #376 Buck

But then the government would not get the tax income. You seriously fail to see a lower rate on dividend (or cap gains) income to be a form of “tax-preferential status things”.

No, I don’t. At the moment, they do give tax-preferential status. Just not as much as bonds.

AND if they are buying other “tax-preferential status things” instead of dividend paying stocks, then the demand for dividend paying stocks would go down. The supply of dividend paying stocks would stay the same…

Why would the demand go down? The reason people are buying the bonds aren’t because of their tax status, but because of their surety.

And the government would not get the huge windfall of tax income that it expects.

Oh right, because they’d all just invest their money ‘offshore’.

Can you remind me again why you say they don’t already do this with all their money, since there’s plenty of places where taxes on capital gains are lower or non-existent?

379 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:12:19pm

re: #375 000G

You may calculate “the whole cost” all you want, that’s your prerogative. You still have not shown how the specific cost of making an investment by purchasing stock would have risen by having raised taxes on dividend income.

You could even argue, that raised taxes would leave you with less money to reinvest. However, that would still do nothing to show how the specific cost of purchasing stock would have grown due to raised taxes on dividend earnings.

Well we disagree about how to calculate the cost of an investment. If I have a choice, all things being equal, I would try and invest in something that might cost me less in taxes rather than more.

380 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:12:24pm

re: #377 Buck

When I buy the stock, I know if it is a dividend stock. Sure it might get cut, that is the risk, but I know (for example) that Microsoft pays a dividend.

If Microsoft were to lose significant market share, they wouldn’t pay out a dividend. If their profitability were to drop massively, they wouldn’t pay a dividend. You don’t know it, you just expect it.

And that is not a cost on the investment, it is a tax you have to pay when receiving the profit from the dividend. It doesn’t make it any more costly to invest. It makes it a little less profitable to get a dividend.

That is all.

381 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:12:38pm

re: #379 Buck

But all other things are not equal, Buck.

382 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:13:51pm

re: #380 Obdicut

I understand that you don’t see “more costly” as the same thing as “less profitable”.

I however do.

Such is life.

383 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:17:51pm

re: #379 Buck

Well we disagree about how to calculate the cost of an investment.

If by “we disagree” you mean that you just use a false definition of “cost of an investment” because you are not looking at the losses incurred during the actual transaction in question but at some hypothetical future net balance, then yes: We disagree.

If I have a choice, all things being equal, I would try and invest in something that might cost me less in taxes rather than more.

I would suggest investing in something that ultimatively strengthens your property positions rather than just running away from taxes. Taxes might actually bolster your property positions.

384 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:20:40pm

re: #382 Buck

Yes. I understand that a tax is not a cost— it is something I don’t have to pay if I make no profit. If I don’t get income, I have no cost. So, there is no way that a tax on dividends makes investment more costly.

I also understand the very, very basic fact of capitalism that stock is not money, which seems to have escaped you. Have you ever tried to pay for anything using stock? I’d have thought it’d have become readily apparent to you at that point.

And can you explain why you haven’t solely invested in places that have lower rates of taxation? Why do you invest at all in the US, Canada, or other places with significant capital gains taxes?

385 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:25:28pm

re: #383 000G

a false definition of “cost of an investment” because you are not looking at the losses incurred during the actual transaction in question but at some hypothetical future net balance, then yes: We disagree.

OK, in your opinion it is false. Seriously.

If you ONLY considered the immediate cost (loss), then you would lose money on every transaction (commission). Or if you don’t have an initial cost then every investment is a break even (no commission). Why would you EVER invest anything with that as the only view you have of the transaction?

Of course you have to weight the risk and reward of “some hypothetical future net balance”.

You hope to have the judgement to reduce how hypothetical it is, but for sure that is what you are considering.

You want a sure thing? Play the “Make Change” machine next to the vending machine. You won’t make money, but you wont lose either…

386 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:30:24pm

re: #385 Buck

If you ONLY considered the immediate cost (loss), then you would lose money on every transaction (commission).

You do lose a little money on the transaction. You hope to gain it back in the future, and far more besides.

Of course you have to weight the risk and reward of “some hypothetical future net balance”.

Yes, absolutely. That doesn’t suddenly transform the tax on dividends into a tax on investment.

You want a sure thing? Play the “Make Change” machine next to the vending machine. You won’t make money, but you wont lose either…

Exactly, Buck! I’m glad you’re getting it. if you keep the money simply as money, you’ll lose value to inflation. The only use of capital is as investment.

Now, can you explain why you invest any money in the US or Canada, and not, say, in Barbados?

387 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:31:32pm

re: #384 Obdicut

tax is not a cost

OK, again we disagree. Maybe we don’t agree on what a “cost” is. I mean an expense. It shows up on the Expense part of my Income and Expense sheet.

If I want to decide on an investment I want to know, up front, what my tax rate is on the return.

I invest in different countries for a number of reasons. Sometimes because I see an opportunity for higher gains. However, if the higher gains will be taxed away, I would probably not invest.

388 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:32:22pm

re: #387 Buck

Sure. It’s an expense. It’s an expense that comes with a profit. it does not come as a cost of investment.


I

invest in different countries for a number of reasons. Sometimes because I see an opportunity for higher gains. However, if the higher gains will be taxed away, I would probably not invest.

Why don’t you invest all your money in countries that have 0% capital gains tax, Buck?

389 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:33:23pm

re: #385 Buck

If you ONLY considered the immediate cost (loss), then you would lose money on every transaction (commission). Or if you don’t have an initial cost then every investment is a break even (no commission). Why would you EVER invest anything with that as the only view you have of the transaction?

It is not “the only view I have”. You are arguing a straw man.

You were the one who initially claimed that costs for investing in stocks would go up from taxes on dividend income being raised (you have not shown this one bit). This is why we are talking about this to begin with: You made this specific inane claim. And ever since you have diverted the discussion or made dodged when the inanity of it has been pointed out to you.

Of course you have to weight the risk and reward of “some hypothetical future net balance”.

Sure. But this is not the same as assessing what a specific cost for a specific transaction is going to be. And of course the difference between the two is meaningful. This is what you fail to comprehend or refuse to admit.

390 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:38:40pm

re: #388 Obdicut

Sure. It’s an expense. It’s an expense that comes with a profit. it does not come as a cost of investment.

Why don’t you invest all your money in countries that have 0% capital gains tax, Buck?

Who is talking about capital gains?

You and I still disagree on if dividend income is profit. So for example Microsoft pays about 3% on the investment in dividends. I pay a lower tax rate on that income than I do on earned income. So I have an incentive to invest in a dividend stock (or dividend pension fund). I don’t know if I will get a profit, but I still have to pay the tax on the dividend income.

AND I DO SO WILLINGLY, however my point is that the incentive is there, and I think if you remove it, there will be a backlash. A cost to the economy.

391 Buck  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:52:50pm

re: #389 000G

costs for investing in stocks would go up from taxes on dividend income being raised

I have only failed to show that because YOU don’t agree that higher taxes on dividends means that there is a higher cost to the investor of a dividend paying stock.

392 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 1:55:45pm

re: #391 Buck

I have only failed to show that because YOU don’t agree that higher taxes on dividends means that there is a higher cost to the investor of a dividend paying stock.

This would be false even if we let aside the question whether taxes are costs because the investment gets made prior to the taxation. Hence the entry level for the investment, the actual cost for the investment, i.e. the purchase price of the stock, stays the same, no matter what the tax on the likely dividend is going to be. This is not a matter of opinion.

393 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Sep 19, 2011 2:40:33pm

re: #390 Buck

Dividends are capital gains.

Why don’t you already invest all your money in Babados, with 0% capital gains?

Can you please stop dodging this question?

394 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Tue, Sep 20, 2011 2:17:12am

Is this a follow-up?: littlegreenfootballs.com

395 Buck  Tue, Sep 20, 2011 9:59:14am

re: #394 000G

Is this a follow-up?: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

No really. I am talking about dividends, not capital gains.

Despite Obdicut’s “Dividends are capital gains”, they are not the same thing.

A capital gains tax (CGT) is a tax charged on capital gains, the profit realized on the sale of a non-inventory asset that was purchased at a lower price.

Dividends are payments made by a corporation to its shareholder members. There is no sale of the asset.

Sometimes a company, hedge fund or mutual fund can sell an asset and generate a cap gain. They can then distribute that cap gain to the shareholders. Sometimes that is called a Capital Gain Dividend. However it is not a dividend.

Dividend stocks can generate income for the shareholder. What I am trying to discuss is what effect there would be if that special (classified as unearned by the current tax code) income was taxed at the same rate as earned income. That is how many wealthy individuals currently pay a lower tax rate on their income. A portion is taxed at the flat rate of 15% because it is unearned income.

396 Buck  Tue, Sep 20, 2011 10:06:29am

re: #393 Obdicut

Dividends are capital gains.

Why don’t you already invest all your money in Babados, with 0% capital gains?

Can you please stop dodging this question?

I am not dodging anything. I answered you as best I could. It is a stupid question (again).

There is no general answer for why I buy one stock over the other. Maybe you make decisions that way, but I told you I don’t. “I invest in different countries for a number of reasons. ” That is the answer. Not the one you wanted, but the answer none the less.


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