Pamela Geller’s Massive Fail: Butterball Turkeys Sold in US Are Not Halal
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BOOGA BOOGAJust to wrap up Pamela Geller’s most ridiculous conspiracy theory yet with a nice neat bow, Melissa Harris-Perry actually contacted the Butterball company, and discovered that the only turkeys they certify halal are those headed for foreign markets.
Yes, that’s right — the turkeys sold in the United States are not certified halal after all. No scary Muslim imam said prayers over them. They weren’t “sacrificed to Allah.”
The suicide jihad turkey is a figment of Pamela Geller’s whack-a-doodle bigot’s imagination.
It’s hard to imagine a more comprehensive yet inadvertently hilarious level of fail.
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